> talk with boss about lateral raise
> he gives me a literal raise
> now I'm making twice as much as I used to
anyone had this happen to them?
>Talk about deadlifts with boss
>He sends me to a branch office in a different city in a snap
>>37634161
Excellent funpost, anon
Here, for u
>>37634161
>talk to supervisor about skullcrushers
>get 6 months of paid vacation
>Talk to boss about hip thrusts
>My anus hurts
>give my barber tips about curls
>he makes me curls for free
>>37634161
>talk with boss and decline bench
>he insists
>now im out having brunch with him
>>37634161
>talk about calf presses with boss
>sends me a literal calf
>talk to boss about The Press
>he promotes me to new department
>head of PR
>>37634161
>talk with boss about all the squats i do
>he gives me my own private restroom
>>37634161
>talk with boss about squats.
>he thinks I'm squatting in a house because I'm too poor to afford a real home.
>gives me a house.
>mfw I was actually squatting in a house doing squats.
>talk to boss about pullups
>he takes me aside and criticizes my recent performance at work telling me that he understands my preoccupation with my fathers funeral but that i am letting the team down and have had several complaints from patients and that im to pull up my performance or take forced unpaid leave until i do
>>37634161
>talk to boss about how i love dips
>now im out eating fondue with his family
>>37634161
>talk with boss about sprints
>free company phone with sprint wireless
>>37634193
Kek
>talk to boss about cable flys
>boss installs high rope off the top of the roof to a neighboring building
>talking to boss about extensions
>he says if i like extensions so much why dont i extend my working hours
>its now 10pm and im at work still
>>37634161
>talk to boss about doing rows
>sends me an excel spreadsheet instead
> talk to boss about power clean
> because I work at a manufacturer of industrial vaccum cleaners
>talk to the lead mortician about deadlifts
>reverse cowgirl car accident victim
>talk to boss about snatches
>facing sexual harassment lawsuit
>talk to boss about overhead press
>he tells me we have a PR team for that
>talk to boss about clean & jerk
>he gives me lotion and tissues and a porno mag
>talk to boss about good mornings
>we work the night shift and its slowly eating him inside to never see daylight
