How do you do your chicken?
>>37622827
i heat it until cooked then eat
>>37622832
This desu
Put lowrys on it
>>37622827
JUST DO IT
>>37622848
>lowrys
Shane Lowry?
>>37622832
>>37622848
/ck/ would roast you guys
which is not what i do to chicken
actually i don't really eat much chicken but i bake my salmon
>>37622866
i pan fry for speed
usually get up to .5kg a day
>>37622866
>>37622859
Oops kek meamt Lawry's
Oil in pan
Heat on
Cut up chicken
Put in pan
Put seasoning on
Wait
Flip
Wait
What am i doing wrong, i dont have an hour to bake it and dont give a shit
>>37622832
What about seasonings?
>>37622827
how can I make a chicken SO good looking? can I do the same to chicken breasts?
>>37622827
Doggy style.
I usually have to make a few small incisions though as poultry cloaca are pretty small and not well suited to human anatomy.
>>37622908
What
>>37622897
sometime black pepper
>>37622893
sounds good to me i do this from frozen every day with a little black pepper and some pamm spray
>>37622827
Theres a lot of ways. I like to bake it. Brine it, pat it dry, season and bake. Ill put it into pastas or casseroles or pies or whatever.
My job is literally just to cook and clean up after a power lifter so Ive gotten pretty good at making healthy food.
>>37622949
are you female?
>>37622827
Either cut into stripes or cubes. Season with cayenne pepper powder (spicy without adding a ton of sodium) and a chicken spice mix. Cook it on mid heat in a non-stick pan without any oil. If I want to add it to a soup or shit, I usually boil it in salted water and shred it afterwards.
>>37622949
>>37622956
>clean up after a power lifter
I think he means himself.
>>37622968
My job is literally just to cook and clean up after a moderate newish lifter so Ive gotten pretty good at making healthy food.
i also work in I.T on the side
Stirfry all day every day
>>37622827
medium rare
>>37622983
are you srs 20 minutes to pan fry 1kg. 10+ hours in a day 30kg+ of chicken?
>>37622827
I brine breasts or anything skinless for 2 hours before cooking. Anything else I baste with olive oil for nice crispy skin.
>>37622993
Yeah, I also like my chicken with a hint of salmonella.
>>37622993
prefer mine blue and still clucking
>>37622983
I cant never manage to do stir fries right. I always keep cooking all the shit a lot longer, especially veggies.
>>37623001
extra flavour mayn
>>37622827
Before i go to gym i cut the chicken into pieces and marinate in soy sauce, garlic, chilli, and wholegrain mustard
Come back from gym and cook in frypan. Serve with steamed veggies and brown rice.
>>37622916
are you kidding? OP basically set the punchline up.
I stab the chicken, eat it raw, then drink hot-ass water so it cooks inside me. That's how Pho is made instantly true story.
>>37622956
>>37622968
Im a house wife. My husband is a busy guy, and so I do all his routines, nutrition, etc. On top of normal chores and whatnot.
>>37623094
liar
why do u lie on imgboard
>>37622866
/ck/ would roast them for not getting their chicken from KFC. bunch of fastfood fatasses, /fit. can cook better then them.
>get thighs because tastier (though for some dishes breast is admittedly better)
>cut em up
>put spices and a lil bit of oil on them
>heat up the cast iron pan with a bit of oil/butter
>drop the chicken in the pan
>grill it up
and eat with rice or in a sandwich/pita bread
I put in a pan with lemon juice and sprinkle it with pepper.
>>37623105
I actually dont.
But no one will believe me. Husband told me a bit ago I should just do a trip with proof if I want people to believe me but gunna be honest that sounds like a whole thing just to prove myself to kids on the internet and I grew out of that 10 years ago.
>>37623105
slovakian chicken-appreciation board
>>37623177
You're a faggot
>>37622827
Marinade whole chicken breasts overnight with extra virgin olive oil, white vinegar, salt and minced garlic. The oil/vinegar ratio must be 2:1 and you have to use one clove of garlic for each breast.
Cut the breasts and grill the motherfuckers.
Enjoy the juiciest chicken you'll ever taste.
>>37623177
>my husband told me to be an attention whore
He sounds like a faggot.
>>37622827
I want to kill myself while eating chicken no matter how I cook it so just fry it
Chop into bite sized chunks and cook in a pan with some onion and garlic flakes.
Mix with whatever flavoured packet sauce and veggies for a stir-fry if I'm not cutting.
>>37623316
Yeah a little bit but his main board is r9k i think so i try not to judge.
>>37622866
who gives a fuck what /ck/ thinks, that's like listening to /fa/ with regards to fashion
>>37622827
katsu style senpai
dip in flour
dip in eggs
dig in breadcrumbs
cook in pan with 2 tbsp oil (not deep fry)
add to rice and broccoli and carrots, with paprika/salt/pepper
fucking golden
>>37623556
Ignore the wapanese, everyone.
>>37623564
but what if im not white but
D E S I G N A T E D
instead
>>37622827
i just throw it in the oven at 400 for 45 mins. no seasoning or anything
>>37623574
Then you're probably confusing your meal with curry.
>>37623511
Or /fit/ about fitness
>>37623581
fucking classic man, that's a good one
>>37622999
I'm a retard with a lot of things and cooking is one of them. What is brine? What does it achieve?
>>37623577
sounds messy
My gf cooks marinades chicken in stock and garlic then bakes.
When she's out I take the leftovers from the fridge and blend them into soup for maximum convenience and quickest bulk consuming
>>37624693
cool story
i feed the stock to my dog - enjoy your soup
Cube 1 lb chicken
2 tbsp gochujang
2 tbsp soy sauce
1 tbsp sesame oil
2-3 cloves garlic
2-3 Thai peppers (leave seeds in for extra spice) or chili powder
2 tbsp oil
Mix dat shit up, marinade for 0.5-2 hours while you think about the Korean girl you used to date who showed you this recipe and wonder why you let it die. Realize it's because you won't let anyone love you when you don't love yourself.
Bake 25 min at 400, add some sesame seeds or rice.
Good as fuck.
