How do I enter Australian Aboriginal mode?
Black? Tribe genetics?
furak they're pretty jacked
>>37622786
Eat nothing but veggies and walk everywhere for the rest of your life.
>>37622810
No I don't wanna look like a low test vegan, those tribal folk were onto something. Kangaroo meat?
>>37622810
And kangaroo. Kangaroo is a lean as fuck meat and was a staple in their diet. I'm actually 1/8th abbo (despite being as white as snow) and I'm basing my diet around my ancestors. Working out pretty well so far
>>37622786
Live off foraged vegies and hunted meat, walk everywhere, do everything via manual labour.
>>37622822
Good job senpai, keep that primal diet up. Modern diets like paleo and shit are basically centred around the caveman diet
>>37622786
don't use ANY calories on higher brain functions. all you need to do is invent a stick over the course of 40000 years and you're halfway to looking like
>>37622845
Paleo is hilariously wrong though. Wild grain was a main staple food in hunter gatherer diets kek. No grain in modern paleo diets is nothing like actual Paleolithic diets.
Source: Am Archaeologist
>>37622864
Examine my bone
>>37622853
Chubby basement wizard detected.
>>37622864
Yeah i'm not saying it's correct, i mean do what works for your own body in the end. I'm dealing with a GF that fell for the keto meme atm
>>37622891
abo hacking into my wifi detected.
>>37622886
We mostly work with stone and rocks desu senpai.
>>37622891
I am so sorry for your loss.
How do I get the Yukio Mishima body?
>>37622926
Take japan in time 80 years.
Achieve greatness.
>>37622926
Semen shakes, searing self-hatred, enough insecurity to level Hiroshima again. I was about to also recommend jerking-off to Greek statues, but this is /fit/ so you should have that covered.
10 x complain about everything the government has given you for free
5 x drink as many beers as you can to drown out the boredom of sitting in the park all day
3 x get arrested for disorderly conduct
mirin vascularity
>>37622822
Bringing back the petrol diet I see
>>37622786
>>37622822
>>37622853
>>37623385
>>37623156
Do you realize abos are the most useless under evolved humans on the planet. They have literally never invented anything ever. They are complete trash who are ugly as sin as well.
>>37622786
Huff petrol and throw sticks.
>>37622786
be a hunter/gatherer and breed with other hunter/gatherers xF
>>37623433
DELET THIS
>>37623428
They invented new uses for petrol.
>>37623428
they're just like blacks but even dumber
>>37623428
They invented at least eight different types of bent stick. That's pretty impressive, considering they were squatting on huge amounts of natural resources.
>>37623428
umm im pretty sure they invented the sharp stick and the bendy stick
>>37622786
>abos
>black
They're the two most genetically distant groups on the planet. An African is more genetically related to the whitest, blondest Aryan than they are to an abo.
>>37622786
Huff literally anything you can get your hands on to the extent that local supermarkets need to keep fucking deodorant under lock and key while also being so mind-blowingly retarded the government funds an awareness campaign on why sleeping in the middle of the fucking road is a bad idea.
>>37623765
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>>37623428
they invented the practice of ripping a woman's uterus out with a stick
also the practice of feeding every other child to the one before so they get superpowers
also the practice of splitting a dude's dick in half and fucking it like a hotdog in a bun
>>37623787
just copy and paste the youtube link you dumb abo
>>37623929
is this true
>>37622786
>Goon bag x F
>Pick fights with strangers x F
>Pass out on bus
>Repeat
>>37624239
yeah you can probably find a source on /pol/ if you find a thread about abos
>>37624320
>true
>/pol
pick one
Also, be wary of gaining 25lb of pure lard while you are at it.
>>37623428
They're pretty fuckin raw with spears anon
>>37622822
your ancestors were crumpets ya boi
>>37622786
They were subject to great evolutionary pressure, as in "only the most hardcore survive childhood" cuz shit climate and no resources. Lack of resources is also the reason they never mastered agriculture and built cities and formed kingdoms and shit.
