Is massage a legitimate wellness practice or is it just a voodoo placebo?
I don't see how releasing muscle tension could be beneficial in any way desu
>>37621438
i wouldn't pay for one, just get your partner to do it.
>>37621438
There's some science behind the actual hands on portion of it being beneficial, but the hoodoo voodoo polarity and other off body techniques are a load of crock.
Ask more questions if you want anything specific
>>37621452
reee desu
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3018656/
>Immediately after treatment and at 1month, anxiety levels, quality of sleep, pain, and quality of life were improved in the experimental group over the placebo group.
>Myofascial release techniques improved pain and quality of life in patients with fibromyalgia.
>>37621438
Anything calling itself "wellness" is bullshit.
>>37621452
I think they're a fine thing to pay for, someone with professional experience and strong hands rubbing my back for an hour for only like $70? Do you know how long an hour is to be doing a repetitive motion with your hands like that?
>>37621438
as a LMT there is nothing more annoying than when some old cunt keeps her eyes open during the neck massage.
Well except maybe when I have to massage some disgusting fat smelly slob... or a bitch wants me to rub her dirty feet with molded up nails... or..
The worst offender. There is a special place in hell for people who take a shit right before a massage.
>>37621545
>The worst offender. There is a special place in hell for people who take a shit right before a massage.
Whats your problem bro, I don't want to get so relaxed that I spray diarreah shit all over your massage table, damn chill bro
>>37621545
>There is a special place in hell for people who take a shit right before a massage
Leave India then?
>>37621452
>partner
what did he mean by this?
>>37622529
That guy your mum always hangs around with.