If scientists managed to bring back neanderthals, would you marry one in order to have strong high test offspring?
Why not just fuck a gorilla at that point
>>37617131
Why not fuck a gorilla now
no modern humans are larger and stronger.
>>37617117
i think i read somewhere that our DNA was nearly incompatible with our ancestors, so it's unlikely i'd be able to impregnate one
i'd still fuck it tho
Of course i would
Her hips dont lie breh
>>37617131
You can't get a gorilla pregnant, but all europeans and asians have neanderthal DNA in them so we know making human/neanderthal hybrids is possible
>>37617117
How would I get a Neanderthal gf when I cant even get a normal one?
I'm pretty sure that any children would be sterile since we're a different species.
It would be a mule given human form.
>>37617347
http://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-33226416
>Modern humans and Neanderthals interbred in Europe
>>37617183
By that logic aren't Europeans and Asians human/neanderthal hybrids anyway
>>37617416
The earlier ones were, but fucking more humans instead of neanderthals over time led to the neanderthal DNA only being like 1-4% of their genome these days iirc.
>>37617206
Club her over the head and drag her back to your cave.
>>37617416
Yes, we are. Some say actual white nordic genes are strong remnants of our neandertheal heritage
>>37617165
>pic is obviously Beyonce
>>37617117
Is that one of the olsen twins?
>>37617468
>some say
That is one reliable source there m8
I'm already 3.4% neanderthal and only go after hight test nordic girls with thicc bone structure
>>37617117
I'd fuck the shit out of that thing. How do you think their blood got in the genepool in the first place? It wasn't because humans DIDN'T fuck the shit out of them.
If neanderthals get brought back I could see a whole genre of neanderthal cucking porn getting popular.
>>37617117
That looks like beyonce
Werent Neanderthals stronger and smarter than humans, and only got extinct because humans outbred them?
Kind of like what's happening in Europe right now
>>37617940
Try Shakira
>>37617959
Not smarter desu, but yes pretty much
>>37617780
Kek i used to watch them on vhs repeatedly not even jacking off just fantasising about them liking me...
No cause my kids will be mutts
>>37617117
>tfw Neanderthal gf to rape me and make me plant my seed within her
Also
Why does the thought of a women dominating me turning me into her sex slave turn me on so much
>>37617940
That's clearly Shakira
you know if neanderthals were alive today they would be considered human and you'd be a racist piece of shit if you said otherwise.
I mean, look at the disgusting freaks known as aboriginals, they should be considered a different species, same as neanderthals.
>>37618263
Mutts on the precipice of evolution. Would you let your kids be left behind for the illusion of stability?
>>37618332
i guess not
>>37618332
CMON
>>37617940
It's Shakira.
>>37617117
im already married to an asian woman tho, they have the most neanderthal dna
>>37617483
>/pol/ please leave.
>>37617959
>tfw we'll never be neanderthals
>tfw we'll never get massive body and brain gains
If you fuck a neanderthal, your kids will be neanderthals. One drop rule.
>>37617117
You don't need get married to have offspring.
>>37619485
This is a Christian board. Get out.
looks like tinytrip
>>37619504
But Christians don't belive in neanderthals
>>37619485
I bet you're the kind of faggot who corrects people's grammar when they text you.
>>37617117
Of course I would fuck Caveman Spongebob Shakira.
>>37617117
Why not just fuck a black chick?
>inb4 butthurt cucks
>>37617155
Taller yes, larger stronger no. Fucking manlets
>>37617483
Nah, it's Billie Piper.
>>37618248
That's fucking sad bro..
>>37617959
I think it was manly that they required 4000 plus calories a day to survive and modern humans only required 2000ish so we just survived famine better
>>37617117
Black people are high-test. Just look at the women. They're they opposite of Asian women, who are slender. Just have sex with a black woman today and have Mike Tyson-like offspring.
>>37617347
Actually mules are an exception. Most hybrids are fertile just not with other hybrids. Like A and B produce AB, which can reproduce with an A or a B, just not other ABs.
>>37621279
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/17456570/
Blacks and whites have similar test levels on average, but blacks have higher estrogen.
>>37617117
They already did it's OP
>>37617416
>aren't Europeans and Asians human/neanderthal hybrids
Sort of. All of us are "Neaderthalized" to a certain extent. But Nordics tend to be more pure while those from southern Europe and the Caucuses are heavily mongrelized with Neanderthal. Pic related.
>>37617780
shakira
>>37617959
>implying Neanderthals are extinct
Humans just drove them into the woods and mountains
http://www.bigfootencounters.com/articles/zana.htm
>>37620837
>ywn have a TDEE of 4000 calories
Why even live?
Thank you OP. Will be watching this fucking movie later today.
>https://youtu.be/p2oX_eLwFXc?t=31m22s
>>37617117
>not wanting the superior facial aesthetics and build of a cro magnon.
I wouldn't want my offspring to have slopping foreheads and mouth-breather jaws.
>>37617901
I wonder if niggers would still be the top of the cuck chain.
>>37617940
It's Sharia
>>37620837
that's manly as hell.
>>37617117
>If
pic related
>>37621536
>source: google images, my ass
>>37623060
Damn that guy has a manly as fuck face.
>>37617117
3.2% neanderthal dna reporting in, would racemix the fuck outta neanderthal grill. I could imagine the alpha as fuark offspring.
>>37619485
Degenerate
>>37617959
They didn't have larger brains, and while they had more strength we were better at hunting by being able to throw shit harder and faster than them, we bred moar and we didn''t require as much food.
if you are a manlet, does that mean that you 100% have at least some neanderthal in you?
Sebastien Chabal is the most Neanderthal-looking human I have seen.
>>37619575
Holy Goddamned wrect.
>>37624727
source?
>>37617117
Not realising that, if you would get a healty offspring, it would still be sterile.
"high test" yeah
>>37625494
I guess you haven't seen Denis Cyplenkov then.
>>37625088
They did.
They where also better hunters.
We only fucked them over by being dyel faggots and having better speaking capacities
>>37626498
>sterile
You are retarded.
>>37626498
You sir; are a fucking spack.
>>37626498
Which is why literally no modern humans have any neanderthal genes.
>>37617117
Only if convinced her to shave twat. I like shaved twats.
Could be lotta work tho.
>>37626830
She's Neanderthal, not Sikh. I don't think it'd be too hard.
>>37626535
How does "No" sound. By diameter their skulls were bigger, but by volume the Homo Sapiens Sapiens has the largest brain out of all modern humans (us, older us and neanderthals). To say they were better hunters is to misunderstand, the 2 techniques used to hunt were quite different and in the end ours was superior due to a longer range and the ability to communicate through speech and better coordinate.
Also fucking that thicc pussy
>>37628229
I forgot to mention I'm talking about averages here. The biggest brain by volume would belong to a neanderthal male with 1600cms^3 but their average brain size would be around 1250 vs 1400 in modern human males.
>>37625494
He just looks like an average mexican uncle to me
>>37617117
what has a pic of shakira got to do with neanderthals?
>>37617117
they were shorter, more stupid, and less adaptable. They went extinct for a reason. Why would I want to hold my children back?
>>37628828
>falling for the ancient man was stupid meme
>>37617468
>Some say
YOu mean some fags on 4chan?
The amount of neanderthal DNA is negligible, and like 99% of DNA, doesn't do shit.
Also, if your nordic bs claims were true, nords would be shorter, more stupid, and die in 80 degree weather.
>>37617959
Good job, you condensed the most amount of wrong in 2 sentences I've ever seen.
>>37617150
Not into interracial
>>37617117
Weren't they like 1,40m. I mean they were closer to niggers and arabs than todays 2m europeans.
>>37622932
>whats great about this movie is that there are four different species living at the same time
>>37621536
Phrenology is the textbook case of 19th crntury broscience, was a good read though
>>37617117
Just fuck Jason Genova instead.
>>37617814
Varg Vikerness talks about it on his website
>>37621536
Kek. Their racially pure example for nordic peoples
>>37628864
Butthurt sub-0% Neanderthal DNA detected.
>>37617163
Neanderthal Y chromosome is incompatible with modern humans. But I do seem to recall that the androgen receptor genes are X chromosome bound. (Obviously actually, otherwise women wouldn't respond to androgens)
https://med.stanford.edu/news/all-news/2016/04/modern-men-lack-y-chromosome-genes-from-neanderthals.html
https://ghr.nlm.nih.gov/gene/AR#location
>>37630097
Does that mean we can get their women pregnant, but they can't get our women pregnant then?
Hell lets replace black people with Neanderthals then.
>>37625773
23andme
>>37625494
true.
>>37617483
No. It's shakira
>>37617117
>tfw your gf is an ogier
