Hey guys what's a workout that would paralyze me from the waist down but not kill me if done wrong?
I hear disability pussy is the best and easy to pull.
I skip leg day anyway so I might as well skip it for life
>>37609850
How are you gonna tame that sweet strange if you're paralyzed from the waist down?
>>37609850
>>37609871
Forgot pic
>>37609850
memes have gone too far
>>37609871
I was thinking a penis enhancer on my dick
>>37609850
Crossfit
>>37609850
>buy/rent a wheelchair x1
>practice being disabled 10xF
>lie and get that sweet sympathy sex
>stay capable of walking
just let a weight drop on your lower back
>>37609889
you could just shoot yourself above the legs right in the middle of your back
>>37609895
if you're gonna do it you gotta go all the way nigguh
Would a steroid revitalize my penis so that I would be paralyzed from the waist down except for there?
>>37609916
Are you actually retarded?
Wait. You skip leg day?
>u wot m8?
Do deadlifts with horrible form and a lot of weight, I think you will be ready in less than a month
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>>37609850
Crossfit mang
>>37609916
No but there's a product called tri mix available for this specific purpose. It basically expands the erectile tissue, you aren't "hard" like a normal erection it just makes the tissues firm.
Look at porn, and identify where a dude has an engorged penis, but seems floppy when pulls out. Tri mix.
>>37609963
>Implying I need leg day where I'm going
Thanks for the advice guys but I think I'll take the quick way of letting my hands go of the squat bar. Wish me luck
>>37609850
Good luck with the shores and shitting yourself
1rm deadlift attempt with relaxed back
