>be exactly 6'
>whenever a manlet claims to be 6' I loudly say "Hey, me too!"
>everyone silently acknowledges the clear difference in our height and smirks
In what bizarre world you live where this is a common occurrence ?
>>37598762
Found the manlet
>>37598774
0/10
>>37598762
This has happened to me at least 3 times you must not be 6' if this hasn't happened to you
>>37598865
>I saw a group of teenagers on the street, "This is my chance!" I said to myself, I could feel myself already getting hard
>"How tall are you!?" I dominantly asked the manlet who seemed closest to me in height
>"Uhh,,, A-About 6' ?" replied the shorty, clearly scared of my supreiority
>"Me too!" I said, putting him in his place as the erotic tension overflowed me
>As I looked to the others in the group now aware of the lies perpetuated by this insgnificant idiot I was overcome with a sense of justice and pleasure
>Once again I had showed them where they belong, I went home to 4chan to tell of my glorious adventure
>am 6'3"
>always claim to be 6'0"
I'm 6'0 and say I'm 5'9 lmao people who are in the middle get very defensive about it
>be exactly 5'8
>whenever a lanklet claims to be 5'8 I loudly say "Hey, me too!"
>everyone silently acknowledges the clear difference in our height and smirks
>be precisely 6'2
>consistently harass the little people on this website for the lulz
im a bully btw
WHEN
>>37599133
NOW xD
>>37599126
>be 6'5
>treat everyone with respect because I know as well as anyone that one cannot control height
>laugh when 6'2 manlets think they're impressive and try to bully others
>>37598734
I'm 6'3 and i do the same, if someone claims 6' and clearly isnt i'll say i'm 6'1 or something and others can see the obvious difference.
>>37599164
You're as bad as manlets thats why, you're too tall and probably just as insecure about it.
> am 100 feet tall
> always claim to be 5'10.
eat shit die slow niga my fo fo makes sho all yo kids dont grow
>>37598734
>be 5'11
>always say that I'm 6'
>everybody believes me
>>37599252
>5ft11
>people ask how tall i am
>"dunno"
>hmm if i guessed you have to be at least 6ft
When i was arrested for an assault charge, cop thought i was 183cm and said i was 'tall' moments before he took my photo for the system.
>>37599191
Sure he is.
>>37598994
6/10 needs more content
>>37599164
Fucking manlet sympathiser. You should be ashamed of yourself.
>>37599339
crickey, this one sure is mad
>>37599267
if you had shoes on you probably were 6ft
>>37599267
Story time boyo
>>37599006
this
lankfag mischief is top tier
>6'6 or some shit
>tell people i'm 6'3 or 6'4 when they comment on my height
>ontological security of surrounding men constantly threatened by me and my lies
>>37599412
Don't get cute with me mate.
>Be exactly 5'7''
>Go to work
>Tell 6' lanks what to do and when I want it done.
>Everyone silently acknowledges the clear difference in our status and smirks
>be 173 cm
>talking to people in the gym
>they say they are 180cm
>look them in the eyes
>"that's weird, I'm 173"
>we are equals
>be 5'11
>some fatty manlet who is obviously smaller than me claims he is 6'1
>call him out on it
dude it is the fat dragging me down, if I would cut I would be taller than you
kek
>>37599434
Most likely, but i wear onitsuka tigers so the heel is thin as fuck.
>>37599451
Nothing to tell besides i bashed some 30 year old maltese fuck and kicked him right in the ribs, who was about 5ft7 at work and got fired.
im about to get violent up in this bitch
>>37598734
Lmao this is me in my friend circle.
They're all 5'9 or '10 claiming 6 foot. They say I'm like 6'2, l0m0
>>37599494
>>37598994
good effort but your butthurt is evident in the way you type. try not being a manlet and posting in these threads under the guise of being a manlet, that way your bait will be far more effective.
>>37599164
>be 7'3
>not concerned with the mortal affairs of mankind and enjoy tending to my sheep
>chuckle when men mumble about their height on danish livestock pamphlets
>>37598734
>have bad posture
>6'1 when stood up straight, just over 5'11 as i stand normally
>in a group conversation, girl is moaning about being "too tall" (like 5'10 or something)
>people discussing heights because despite how manlets like to pretend discussion of heights is just a meme it's not
>manlet says he's a bit shorter than me so is about 6'
>different girl points out i'm slouching and tells me to stand up straight
>do that and say i'm just over 6', despite being a good 3-4 inches higher than the manlet
>girls ask him why he's so insecure about his height
btw best exercises for fixing posture? facepulls and what else?
>5'10
>tell shorter people than I'm 5'8
>watch their faces
>Be 6'
>Witness dumbfuck 5'9" on my left claims 5'11"
>Retard 6'1" on my right says "But I'M 5'11"!"
>Both make me look fucking retarded
lol
>>37599677
Why do people even care about this shit? i have never even thought much about height (5'8 maybe 5'9) untill i got on /fit/ and actually since i met my ex asian gf
Is it because i'm incredibly average? like who doesn't know taller guys tend to get more looks but really if you're unattractive : You're unattractive.
thought being 5'5 or under must really suck as a man
>>37600389
same. even now i don't think it's relevant. just insecure people wanting some way to get a leg up.
>>37600323
I do it too.
>Bruh you're what, 5'11"? We're the same height
>Nah man I'm only 5'8"
>Watch sadness wash over someone's face
Both sides seem pretty insecure if you ask me senpai.
>>37600244
>>37599164
>manlets so insecure they pretend to be tall on an anonymous Indian snake charming forum
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
>>37600488
Being this paranoid that someone pointed out ur insecurities.
>be 6'2
>whenever someone claims to be 6' I loudly say 'Hey, me too!'
D E V I L I S H
>>37599267
>5'11" 3/4
>wow youre really tall anonkun
>shoes+hair = 6'1
>be exactly 6'3
>whenever a manlet claims to be 6'0 I loudly say "Hey, me too!"
>>37599006
I had a mate who was 6'5' and its weird how many people believed him when he said he was only 6'0'
>>37599164
>cannot control height
lol only a pleb doesnt take growth hormones since puberty
>not being 7'10'
>>37599529
>nothing to tell
>bashed some maltese fuck
>got fired
kek, godspeed anon
>>37600427
Misplaced Confidence. It is really what happens when you are insecure but past 6'.
Your only source of confidence becomes soemthing you didn't even earn yourself.
>>37600906
Oops, was meant to >>37600422
>>37600906
Watch out dude. You cant criticize tall men and their bullshit. Your just jealous manlet who wishes he was tall.
I'm 8'11.1" but I claim 5'10" because I want to fit in.
>>37601294
same
