She's the fat one
Did I fuck up?
>>37597861
Which fat one?
she's always the fat one
I need your help /fit/, I'm /r9k/
>>37597865
The thing with those kind of lines is that it can result in a total fuck up or a total win 50/50.
Maybe she wasn't being ironic and the phattie really got interested
>>37597899
>>37597865
You're killing it dude, just keep it up
She's giving me nothing
>>37597899
If she replies it's working
Oh fuck, I ment to send the text first, then the gif
This is one I fucked up yesterday.
>>37597861
Dude this is just autistic. Be stright up, stop playing this fuck fuck game.
>18 yr old
>on tinder
Oh lawd
She was down to be actully a man who robs me
>>37597993
Bot anon. ..
>seeing how other men talk to woman
This is what I'm up against.....
>>37597993
Holey fucking kek thats a bot. I got the exact same messages except they stopped replying when i asked for another pic straight after the loking to hookup line. I was actually keen aswell. Whats the end game of this bot?
>>37597861
there is no way you can get a boner for that whale
>>37598294
Go on there cam site
>Fat guy who doesn't lift.
why are you here?
>>37597861
This approach works.
>>37599554
Holy shit nigger. You're killing me.
Please get better at this or post more convos.
>>37598301
left is all g
>>37599554
>>37599896
>>37599930
It works, brothers. I'm taking that bitch dancing tonight.
>>37597976
That's actually pretty funny though
How does tinder work? Do you get a chat box as soon as you swipe right or do they have to like accept it?
>>37599982
If you match you can talk
Now check these digits
>>37599985
Sorry, I actually meant these ones.
Would this work on Tinder?
http://www.rochester.edu/news/show.php?id=3663
>>37599999
>>37500000
These ones you mean?
>>37598251
I know, you win by showing up...
this italian woman is nuts
>>37597861
But they're both fat.
>>37600042
crazy Italian women are my kryptonite.
>>37600043
left is high test you pleb
>>37600076
more like high colesterol
>being good looking can make up for being fat
Kill me already.
>>37599554
>telling a black girl you have jungle Fever
You fucking moron
>>37600076
no, they are both fat fucks
listen to my dubs
>>37597861
I know you're from America where anyone who doesn't require a winch to get out of home is considered "not fat" but, both of those girls are fucking fat.
>>37599554
>Hot hot hot
I'M CRINGING SO HARD RIGHT NOW
>>37600168
Reminds me of a time I was considering writing a joke or a flirty remark that was rabbit related to a girl with rabbit teeth that I liked. I'm glad I didn't send that message.
>>37597976
>Telling a girl you're lonely, horny and desperate
I mean, even a kid wouldn't do something that stupid. Step it up dude.
>>37597945
TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL TEST
>>37600116
underrated
>>37600116
fuark
>>37600116
kek
>>37600168
On her profile it specifically asks "who's got jungle fever?" Y'all are literally no fun.
>>37600375
Then go for her, women with sense of humour are like unicorns. Especially if they can make jokes about themselves.
>>37600116
Fresh maymays, get em while they're hawt!
>>37599999
Nice quints
>>37599554
>hot hot hot!
>>37599554
>hot hot hot
>>37599554
>hot hot hot!
Top kek
>>37599999
Checked
>>37597976
Fucking hilarious, but you can see why she didn't respond
>>37599554
>>37599554
>hot hot hot
