This girl walks up to your BF at the club and starts grinding her ass against his crotch while giving you a threatening glare, what do?
Pretty sure that's a man
>>37581016
Feel jealous?
>>37581016
Be indifferent, we're in a gay club after all.
Boyfriend and I will procede to grope her and either scare her away or rape her.
>>37581027
I wish
>>37581052
now that's a strong relationship
>>37581052
Ahmed detected B^)
>>37581016
be intimidated and run away, ofc.
>>37581016
who is she?
>>37581016
rip her face off
>>37581016
Spit roast that bitch. Then throw her out the balcony. Call her again and make her addicted to heroin.
>>37581016
get down on my knees and suck my bfs cock right there of course
>>37581016
resign myself to being a cuckqueen
how am I supposed to compete?
>>37581384
Mariahmallad on instagram
>>37581481
is she australian?
>>37581384
Samson from Meteroid dipshit
>>37581498
No, she's american friend. Really big on cosplay and conventions.
>>37581536
but she's upside down.
>>37581516
SUMMER
U
M
M
E
R
>>37581083
His name was Omar
»implying there are women on here to respond
>>37581654
haha, no women on the internet! what the fuck am I reading XD
>>37581481
Beautiful in some pics and butterface in others. Every. Single. Time. She definitely has the type of face that looks better in blonde.
>>37581481
>>37581016
she's got a pretty face but she's a bit too fat
>>37581049
The gayest thing in that gif is that Brooklyn cap
>>37581481
Hello beautiful thiqq goddessu~
>>37581720
I'm more irritated by the freddie mercury wannabe mustache desu.
Real answer? I'd probably cry, go home, and just not talk to my boyfriend anymore-- because I can't compete with that. My boyfriend would probably prefer that over me anyways.
>>37581767
Holy shit you're right. Didn't even notice
>guys respond to these threads
"yo dude I'd ruin his life"
"yo dude I'd beat the shit out of him"
>this thread
"I'll show that I'm better!"
"I'd cry and give up"
>>37581016
I'd try and make it a three... way? Then maybe replace him with her.
Can't say no to dat ass.
>>37581767
Source?
>>37581916
I think you should consider talking with your local pastor about these feelings and how to never have them again friend.
>>37581941
Hmm.
No.
>>37581941
The shit you guys post is priceless.
Sometimes I wish I could do amateur stand up somewhere and just read off autismo stories and responses on fit
>>37581481
eww
>>37581955
Please reconsider, there is only one way to heaven and it is through jesus christ, and you are casting him away from yourself.
>>37581963
I don't see what's wrong with trying to turn people from sin. I had some of the same feelings but my life with my husband is very fulfilling.
>>37581939
No idea senpai, sorry; it was in my tfw no bf self-torture folder.
>>37581016
What would men here seriously do in this situation? If you were at a club with your girlfriend and some woman does this to you, what would you do?
>>37582017
Getting a bf's the easy part, I want that husbando feel :(
>>37582039
>let it happen for a second
>then back away and tell her i have a gf
>if gf was close, id pull her over
>if not, id tell the girl i appreciate the gesture but cant, and then walk away to the gf
>>37582055
n-no homo
>>37582059
what if GF was not present?
>>37582004
Well the way I see it there are many ways to end up a rotting lifeless corpse so I might as well have a nice time with giant booty Lycra qt
>>37582055
pls no bully
>>37582063
let it happen for 2 secs and then same thing. im with my gf for a reason, i aint gonna cheat.
>>37582039
This actually happened to me when I was out with my gf and a bunch of her friends. Except the girl wasn't that hot at all. More like fat, but still like a 7. I... I made out with her infront of my gf and her friends. It did not go over well. She forgave me though lol.
>>37581016
>That ITG machine in the background
Holy fuck do want. it's been so long
>>37582086
You made out with a fatty in front of your gf and she forgave you. How fat was your gf?
>>37582086
don't you have any self-control?
>>37582086
beta girlfriend x 1000000
>>37581016
"Excuse me, but unless you have a daughter under 10yo, pay your cup and leave."
>>37582086
>fat
>still like a 7
your scaling system is retarded, fat people are always ugly as fuck
>>37581052
#couplesgoals
>>37582100
She's actually super fit and a 9 at least. I'm just a smooth talker ;)
>>37582106
I just plain don't believe in monogamy and kinda forgot that other people do? Caught up in the moment I guess.
>>37582107
...or alpha as fuck boyfriend? :P
>>37582125
I was drunk so she was probably a 4 at most. My gf found pic of her on fb later and wanted to show me and I figured it was just best not to know.
>>37581016
kinda happened to my girlfriend. her best friend came over and said "my boyfriend just kissed another girl so now I get to kiss you" and tried to makeout with me. she's like a 6/10 so I pushed her back and my gf looked on beta as fuck. later in the night she tried grinding with me so I pulled my gf in and grinding with both of them at the same time. probably could have finagled a threesome but I didn't want to get into an altercation with her bf
>>37582169
>>37582086
Nice fanfic senpai.
>>37581481
fuck this tren libido is driving me insane
would not pull outa this broad
>>37582169
>Summer makes up stories to seem cool in front of /fit/
Really? Is it worth it?
>>37582169
So you got fucked up, made out with a 4, your girlfriend is a beta fuck or... found it pitiful that you made out with 4 and laughed at you behind your back.
Also, after saying a fatty is a 7 somehow I doubt your bird is a 9.
Fake ass alpha
>>37582095
It's a fucking pump pro machine.
>>37582190
Meh don't believe it if you don't want to. Not like I have evidence. But it wasn't particularity pleasant or cool irl, I was in the doghouse for a while. My gf is latina and has that stereotypical temper , almost picked a fight with both me and the fat girl. Plus all her friends kinda hate me now.
>>37582213
I don't think it was cool of me, kinda dickish and disrespectful and the girl wasn't even hot so not worth the huge fight and relationship problems, lack of trust, jealousy etc. Plus my girl could just to the same thing at any time and what the fuck could I say? 2/10 move, wouldn't recommend it.
>>37582218
Like I said, not alpha - I might joke about that a bit but really it was just a stupid drunken move.
>>37582213
look at all the (You)s he's getting and how much he enjoys the attention by answering to every single one
well worth it
>>37582252
>the fanfic continues
I dunno, I believe him, he types like a total normie, Normies have sick game.
>>37582169
>I'm just a smooth talker ;)
>;)
>...or alpha as fuck boyfriend? :P
>:P
beta cuck confirmed
>>37582252
That's right. No need to posture for the lads. Next time, if you're gunna fuck up, fuck up right.
Cheating with a fatty is like getting killed being hit by a reliant robin (three wheeled car from like the 60s or some shit). May as well go down under a Ferrari.
>>37582228
Nope. Pump it up prime
>>37582310
Post nudes
>>37582326
Go away seen I'm telling truths
>>37581516
>>37581384
>Samson
Samus.
>>37582326
This guy has the right idea
>>37582310
>>37582218
>>37582100
Who is this faggot?
>>37582358
An ugly gypo.
>>37582261
>someone asks question
>give sincere answer even though it's very personal
>"lol trying attention whore!"
Whatever, man, wrong of me to be honest I guess. Going to bed now, g'nite /fit/.
>>37582310
Words to live by, m8. Will do better next time lol :)
>>37582310
Fuck you sometimes we have to cheat with fatties
>what is a sexual emergency
>>37582039
It sort of happened to me once, I just took a step back and grabbed the arm of the girl I was with and put it through mind, then went back to watching the band.
>>37582400
mine*, kek
>>37582394
Sometime YOU have to cheat with fatties because YOU have no self control or standards.
God damn encouraging slam pigs.
would attack her if she wasn't more swole than me tbqhfamalamo. I guess I'd just glare at bf
>>37582418
Get more swole. Never have this problem.
>>37582394
i'd rather wank with my own tears than fuck a fatty
i imagine the self disgust after wouldnt be better than the orgasm
>>37582415
No, having sex with a fatty doesn't mean you have no standards, it just means you might need a break from a gf and you don't want to fall for the girl you cheat on her with, so you get a fatty so still love your gf more
>>37582424
A nice chap that I made the sex with once told me how he left a fatty bent over because he suddenly sobered up.
>Drop pants
>Prepare to insert
>See fatty
>Pull up pants
>360 out of there
>>37582423
Anyone have pics of this self proclaimed "alpha" woman tripfag?
>>37582426
Sounds like you don't give two fucks about your gf if your attraction is based on looks matey
>>37582426
I-just like fatties to be honest. My gf is fit and hot but damn sometimes you just want a fat slut so you can feel superior, you know? Could never LOVE someone who has so little self-control, willpower or discipline as to be fat, but common they can be my cocksleeve for the evening if they ask nicely enough. Common guys, gotta fuck big to get big. Common?
>>37582452
I didn't say I was, I said that she should get more swole and never worry about attacking again.
>>37582454
another anon here, but the first basic attraction between people that leads on to deeper bond is usually physical attraction.
>>37582443
>Made the sex with
>>>/r/whore
>>37582464
The first, yes. But there should be more than ass keeping you there.
>>37582443
imagine the horror of waking up hungover as fuck next to a fucking whale... ever since I don't get blackout drunk
>>37582457
You right nigga.
I wouldn't though. Too much a Fag got with empathy. I don't like emotionally destroying people I care about.
>>37582475
completely agree, ass comes and goes with age.
>>37582426
>falling for someone based only on looks and how they fuck
how underage are you?
>>37582491
Unless you fuck younger chicks all the time. Makes for a lonely and empty life but, shucks, I hate myself anyway so might as well be that creep that tries to fuck college girls at 40, rite?
>>37582457
So, just make more gains in life and the gym and know your superiority. Don't need to fuck a disaster to get that feel. You don't need to cheat at all to get that feel. Become better men instead.
>>37582484
I am so sorry. I once ended up between manboobs. Large ones.
It was a bad time in my life.
>>37582475
>>37582464
I remember, first girl I loved I never masturbated to (at an age where all i did was beat it) I think its because the attraction was more than sexual, in fact now that I think about it, she was really just a 7 but i couldn't stop thinking about her.
moral of the story is, yes, sometimes attraction is more than ass.
>>37582454
It's not based on looks at all, I love her and would risk my life for her, but she not all there, sometimes she get's angry and blames things on me or shouts at me and crys but doesn't let me help her so I leave the house for the night, I still love her and look after her, I've cheated on her twice with one fatty and one butterface, both we're ugly as her and I wouldn't leave her for any of them but it helps with the stress, she doesn't know and hopefully never will, It's not something I'd recommend and i regret it a lot at times (it'd probably break her heart) I love her alot, But if you are going to cheat you should go with someone ugly or you don't like so you don't get feeling for them
>>37582508
Part 1
>>37582519
>>37582484
you give me hope that some day I could be someones mistake.
not a whale though, just autistic.
>>37582491
>>37582525
She lures you with ass, and keeps you with love. If you don't really love her (or yourself) you'll cheat.
>>37582525
Yea whenever i meet someone i like alot i stop jacking off. But then i fuck em for a few weeks then go right back to beating it cuz a man has needs. Pornographic needs. Vicious cycle really :(
>>37582508
>>37582548
part 2
>>37582498
Not underage and don't fall for someone how they fuck, the first moment of attraction is always based on looks though, I know men who cheat with with anyone even though they have completely loyal GFs who are better than them anyway
>>37582542
She needs to get real help sweety. You're not a professional. Give her the strength to talk to someone.
>>37582551
some people are addicted to falling in love, that initial spark, hence they just move from partner to partner, cheating to find their high.
its a selfish self love
>>37582548
>>37582565
Were the gifs really necessary? You couldve just typed it ffs
>>37582519
Are you the same girl that said she kept slapped in the forehead by a gut while performing fellatio?
I cringed so hard reading that green text.
>>37582583
its a great movie with great actors, needs more than words m8.
>>37582582
Urgh that spark.
That breathless heart racing spark.
It's not nourishing though and it compensates for lack of self esteem
>>37582519
>>37582519
Yeah I know that, but there's just something about how grateful a fat woman is when a fit man fucks her... like she'll literally do ANYTHING. You can never get that desperation from a worthy woman. It is a bit of a power trip. Plus I like big butts?
I don't cheat even though I get tempted, I have SOME self-control after all.
>>37582548
lol was actually thinking about that quote but couldn't find the gif
>>37581481
Unf. UNF.
Thick like peanut butter. Peanut butter pancakes. God damn.
>>37582596
yeah, its sort of like jacking off, feels good but means nothing.
>>37581016
Say "Hi Momokun, Im a big fan, for you!
>>37582592
No. I was the one suffocating in man boobs.
I truly got reliant robinned there. Thank God I was single.
>>37581016
Wrestle her in the club, immediately mount her upon victory to establish dominance.
>>37581792
;~;
>>37582610
Frig off you dumb tranny, this is a homo board.
>>37582597
You can get that desperation, they just have to be a bit damaged. Then you're sticking your dick in crazy.
>>37582606
At least you can look back on it for the wank bank later
It depends on what my bf does.
I'd let him handle the situation at first thinking he'd stop her.
Now if he
>looks at me with an expression asking for help
I'd tell the floozy the ride is closed and walk away with my man.
>doesn't do anything and keeps enjoying her grinding
I assert dominance and start hip thrusting his ass.
>>37582039
Keep grinding of of course. My gf knows her place, and accepts it. It's a very SnM relationship.
This girl walks up to your BF at the club and starts grinding her ass against his crotch while giving you a threatening glare, what do?
>>37582577
If I tell her she needs help she goes off on one again, I just try to keep the peace for as long as possible
>>37582641
Trouble is they have to find their own help. You can't be like this for much longer mate. You'll go down too.
>>37582639
>girl
Pick none
>>37582633
>they just have to be a bit damaged
I know, brah, I chase trannies too :)
>>37582639
I'd probably laugh.
>>37582634
>I assert dominance and start hip thrusting his ass.
My fetish, anyone else like it when girls hump you?
>>37582610
Where do I find desperate women like you?
>>37582639
Man is Sarena grinded up against me I'd fuck her ass right then and there. Perfect tgirl 11/10 would marry.
>>37582685
We find you. Don't expect sobriety or a second go though.
>>37582671
don't kid yourself, she'd steal your bf in a flash.
>>37582708
You can't find me since I never go out. Jokes on you.
this guy walks up to you, gropes your ass and stares your bf down in the club, what do you do?
>>37582780
Be glad that I'm wearing cotton panties and then make my escape before the vagina whispers take over
>>37582780
I'd make a gasping noise out of surprise, run to my bf's arms and hide my face in his chest.
Then remember I don't have a bf.
>>37582813
So why wouldn't you just let Fabio clap your cheeks if you don't have bf?
I want women to leave
>>37582837
this.
This guy groping you without you being taken is literally the best thing that could happen to anyone
>>37581481
BREH
R
E
H
>>37581016
>zero fruit samus
>>37582885
Kinda want but my 5 in benis would be blocked by her cheeks hitting doggystyle
>>37582892
>not liking god tier proportions.
still a 9/10 pun
>>37582837
Attractive or not, I don't want some random person touching my butt.
>>37582868
No, it's not. It's rude and piggish.
You fags never learn do you?
>>37582911
>it's rude and piggish.
Baser instinct would overrule this one on account of him literally being a golden god.
>>37582885
>she will never suffocate you with her test
>>37582911
Get over it. Girls touch my ass all the time at clubs. I twerk after and they go wild.
>>37581481
wow she has gotten famous. I saw this chick a few years back on twitter when she was just your typical "I'm a guuuuurl who likes DBZ! kamehameha!!"
now she's a full time cosplayer. good for her
>>37582922
I'd be sexually frustrated as well if i looked like that desu.
>>37583036
That shit is gay as fuck anon.
>>37583036
woah shit I wish I could do gay sex
>>37583083
whats stopping you faggot
>>37583165
being grill
>>37583165
Last time I went to a club, some dude started shooting everyone
>>37583187
>grill
>>37583187
Find someone who's into pegging.
>>37582218
Shut up whore, if anything it helped him.
Probably made his girlfriend work a little harder.
>>37583225
That's not gaysex.
Sorry love, hot-steamy gaysex is strictly male privilege.
>>37581609
He was a showgirl
>>37583252
Well, it's the closest to gay sex women can get.
>come to this thread to get more OP
>Gays everywhere
This semen slurping thread ain't for me guys
>>37581481
SMASH
M
A
S
H
>>37583321
>How did what should've been a high-test thread
no. girls only no boys allowed thread. you just can't leave your shit out of any threads.
>>37583321
because theyre both memes on /fit/ dumbass, dont tell me youre actually into fat chicks
>>37583541
1 in 5 tbqh. quite a lot of original posters in london generals.
>>37583556
How come they don't post more in cbts and shit?
>>37583586
personally I'm just here to mire desu
>>37583586
Because not every girl dreams about being fapped to by neckbeards dsquared and dyels fampai
>>37583608
Do you play dj to cut threads...?
I need to know for science reasons
>>37583628
Cbt threads*
Fuuuucckk
>>37583618
>>37583608
Guess it makes sense, must be getting pretty tiresome after awhile that the only reply you get to anything you post is london or post vagoo etc.
>>37583642
nah
>>37581049
Dude on right genuinely looks retarded
>>37583731
>Dude on the right genuinely looks goofy
ftfy.
>>37583691
might just be the first time I've liked a distinct moustache.
>>37581016
Go home and get an AR-15 and kill her along with 48 other people and swear my allegiance to ISIS, of course.
>>37583742
>might just be the first time I've liked a distinct moustache.
He's really handsome with a full beard as well desu.
>>37582443
360 Degrees are the same direction lol. You'd just turn around once and go to the same direction.
You got trolléd mister lél
>>37583791
>being this fucking new
Holy shit
>>37583791
count the degrees with me famalam.
>>37581016
I would ask her to leave him alone. If she didn't I'd beg her
Remember that I don't have a bf
>>37583225
I'd follow that ass anywhere.
>>37583036
Goddamnit I just realized I've spent fifteen minutes looking at gay porn on this thread and have an semi. What the fuck is going on here.
>>37585243
15 min? Damn, you must be really gay to get 15 out of the content in this thread. Be careful in the club's
>>37585243
It's probably been too long since you've had an intimate interaction with the opposite sex, anon.
I wouldn't worry too much.
>>37585153
My breh, my faptain, my hnnnnnggggg
>>37585153
>tfw too much of a pussy to take creepshots of qts in public
>>37583083
Holy shit this mango. I want to taste it's tropical juices dribbling down my chin as I sup on it's velvety yellow flesh.
>>37581016
>>37581481
http://imgur.com/a/o7cjL
her nudes
>>37585527
how about you post source then
>>37581016
Probably get a little excited since it means I'm getting a threesome tonight.
>>37585650
It's Tomo-chan somethign something
It's non-h, just qt stuff
>>37581016
>lay a little bomb
>hope she shields
>shoot charge beam and see her shield break
>taunt, looking left and right
>lay another Bomb
>jump down the ledge, downair and give her a beating straight down to hell.
Samus is still sexy with armor.
There is no need for her to be half naked in the battlefield of love.
I would physically remove her. But then again I wouldn't be at a club.
>>37582639
S P I T R O A S T
P
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T
>>37585417
>mfw dressing in tight as fuck shirts and khaki shorts in the hopes of getting groped/filmed by someone on the bus
>nothing happens still
I'm literally parading my ass around over here. What do I do /fit/?
>>37586317
I was waiting for this.
>>37582354
Fucking lmao
>>37581049
>be at a gay club in America
>get shot
>>37581016
MY DICK
>>37586418
Try doing it in a place where its not illegal? Rave/concert?
>>37587820
The law Is the law
go up to her, unzip my dick and throat fuck her
>mfw I realize I'm in a gay club
i would probably just come, because i am an 30 old virgin.
>>37582519
breh's don't listen to this guy's imaginary rules and standards do what ever the fuck you wanna do
>>37589300
Thanks Dredd
>>37582218
Nothing wrong with macking on a 4 sometimes you need to fuck a 2 to appreciate a 10. But I agree, if you try and lie about it, you are clearly delusional and cannot comprehend how pathetic you really are.
>>37582039
>implying gf
if i was in my element i'd introduce the 2 bitches to each other and tell them they have great taste in men. easy way to tell if your woman is happy with the relationship will be how she reacts to something like that. if she's happy she'll play along and go with it, if she isn't she'll slap you or act passive agressive
>>37582125
there are plenty of qt fat bitches
>>37586418
I've only gotten my butt groped once in public transport, because it was a fucking crowded as fuck train.
Felt kinda weird tbqh, but exciting nonetheless.
I never found out who it was, hope it was not some old creepo desu.
>>37590445
The ironic thing is that there are girls who like over-weight/fat guys just like there's guys who like over-weight/fat girls, but for completely different reasons.
>>37590603
i can't imagine
a) finding fat men attractive
and
b) not finding thick chicks attractive
>>37581016
Become straight.
>>37590764
>>37586418
Girls usually slap my ass at parties
It's pretty fun desu
I get a feeling most girls wont admit it, but they all love a big muscular ass
>>37581049
This guy walks up into the club and shoves a glock up your Pajeet bf's ass, what do you do?
>>37581444
well trips confirm
>only right answer
go to the bathroom and cry
>>37582169
>";)"
>":P"
You have to go back
>>37582519
>I once ended up between manboobs.
Topkek. That reminds me I once fucked a /fit/izen / / /pol/lack girl when I was still fat. I truly aimed and scored out of my league that time. But nowaday I'm sort of /fit/ (DYEL ottermode) but the only time I scored was with a chubby and I vowed to never again fuck a girl with a belly of any sort. God do they reek.
>>37581016
nothing, my bf is not attracted to fatties. and yes, she would most def. be a fatty by his standards. we'd probably laugh about it later and make fun of her
>>37582885
makes me cringe. she'd be great if she lost 30+ lbs, but like that she cant even walk a mile w/o starting a forest fire
>>37591098
Then fap to her and think about her everytime he is fucking you
>>37591156
Hello faggot
>>37582400
>>37582411
I might not care about your post but
>dem dub dubs
>>37582452
>woman
>implying
I like teasing my gf with shit like this. I lead her to believe that I'm turned on by some other girl, or I'll flirt with another girl in front of her, etc. More than a few times, I've taken the flirting a bit too far.
Honestly though, I only like it because of how humiliating it is for my gf. Even if these women have attractive bodies, I resent the fact that they think they can belittle the woman I love like that. It pisses me off so much that when my gf isn't looking, I'm a complete dickhead to them. One time, I let it go a bit too far and took a girl back to my apartment, leaving my girlfriend at the store (I was her ride.) Or at least that's what I told her. What I actually did was stop on a busy highway and made the bitch get out of the car. (Yes, I went back and picked my gf up afterward. I'm not a monster. I actually felt really bad but played it cool.)
Another time, I took a girl to my place, got her naked, took a bunch of pictures of her and sent them to my gf. Then I looked in the bitch's phone, got the numbers of her friends and family, and sent the nudes to them, too. Then cut up her panties and bra and kicked her out.
I know my gf is a 'quean, but unless she's actually present and watching me do it, I don't get anything out of it. I guess there's something to be said for fucking a lot of women, and some ego boost that might come with that and obviously the pleasure associated, but it just conflicts with my bizarre moral code so much that I can't do it unless she's actively engaged in it with me somehow.
Is that fucked up?
>>37581016
Do girls actually try to cuck each other like this? I feel like it would be sexy if there was porn where a girl is tied up and forced to watch her boyfriend cheat on her. And the whole time the other girl is saying demeaning things like "this dick belongs to me now", "he eats my puss but does eat yours", or "yeah cum inside me, big guy. Knock me up. I'm gonna have your babies and that slut is going to raise them for us."
>>37585598
Thanks kid
>my bf
Stop reminding me!!
>>37582039
I've actually had an ex do this to me at a party before.
Looked at my girlfriend, smiled, and told her to go wait in the car. I got so hard when my girlfriend meekly looked at the ground and actually walked out.
The best part was telling her everything I did to her in the men's bathroom afterward. Even though I actually just pushed her off and played disgaea on ppsspp on my phone in the bathroom for like 20 mins, lol. Samurai best class.
>>37591236
And so, the anons of 4chan began their transformation from innocent and pure cucks, to impure and corrupted husbandos.
Do you guys think girls discuss things like this on their websites and have a significant amount of their population into cuckquean stuff? And they all think it's a big agenda to make them all submissive to... I don't know, the BAT? Big Asian Titties or something?
>>37590836
I don't want women doing it though.
>>37581690
It's called photoshop breh.
>>37581711
If you think she's fat here, I hope you never see her in real life. She's photoshopped thinner in these pics. Saw her at a con once and she was disgusting. Had fat spilling out of the top and bottom of her waist cincher.
>>37581916
Her ass is flat. Pic related.
>>37581672
... it's because /fit/ is the gay board you mondo mong
>>37591997
0 ass.
Girl on the left took it all.
