ITT: Share some tips to become better at sex, the best techinques for giving oral sex, the best foods / supplements for rock hard erections etc.
I'm banging this chick for the last month, and she cums a few times every night. She told me I'm unexpectedly good at sex, but I want to become ever better. I want her to fall in love madly with me.
>She told me I'm unexpectedly good at sex
You handed us the punchline without even realizing it
>>37577860
What do you mean senpai?
Ask for consent before doing anything. Women like to constantly reassure you that they're enjoying themselves.
>>37577879
autismo?
sex is disgusting and will destroy your soul
The female race is a gross meme designed to destroy the spirit of the beautiful man. Sex must be clinical and done only for procreation.
First chance you get just jam it in, no ragrets style. Women love that, no foreplay nothing. The second her panties are off you're in. Nothing longer than 30 seconds or you're starting to push your luck on how long a true sexual encounter should last
>>37577901
>>37577901
youre life is a living meme my good friend.
>>37577893
Well, if I were not autistic I wouldn't be here
You have to adopt what I call the jiggly fingers
You basically hide 3 marbles in your hand then go to finger her and try to juggle the marbles with 2 fingers in her twat
As you get better you can hide golf balls and do the same thing, she won't even know
>>37577919
HUGE if true
>>37577916
That guy is probably an atheist
I'm a gay racist bodybuilder and hermeticist
>>37577901
Alright, Kenji.
>>37577915
Also she'll become too sensitive after 30 seconds of raw dogging.
>>37577915
So, you advise not performing oral sex on her first? Lots of girls I've been with really loved oral
>>37577929
I'm hiding eggs there. I got to a dozen now.
>>37577985
Performing oral sex on girls is literally gayer than having sex with men
srs
>>37577901
Catholic church pls go
>>37578001
>performing oral sex on women is beta as fuck
>>37578023
Beta cuck detected
Enjoy lapping up tyrones jizz
>>37578071
>beta cuck for tongue fisting a girl who isnt a virgin to dick
>acts like any decent looking girl is going to be a virgin to fufill your beta fantasies of finding a virgin qt3.14
Kek, wew lad.
>>37577985
No oral sex, that shit is beta af. You're opening yourself up to tons of bacteria and estrogen increases just from even being down there.
Like I said, 30 seconds bust asap preferably in her to save money on tissues. This isn't a fucking joke, I was spending at least $250 a year on tissues at one point before I figured that out and now I just have 3 kids.
>>37578119
Ya ur right. Tongue fisting tyrones nut is alpha as fuck
You showed me lol
>>37578146
>3 wife's sons
>>37577901
>>37577915
>>37578001
>>37578146
Quit derailing the dam thread you fucking faggots. You don't even know shit about eating a girl out because you've never done it before, much less been down there.
We all love blow jobs but remember oral without a condom on can make your pee burn. Also if you're gonna eat a bitch out, you are prone to STDs as well.
If you're someone that busts quick, you have to build your time up. So if you're about to cum, pull out and start doing some foreplay.
She's still getting satisfied and you're burying your load back down for another poke sesh. Sometimes though, the first nut is the worst nut. Get it over with and get hard again, you should last longer the second and third time around.
Oral sex is a gigantic meme , neither men or women enjoy it.
Also there is a saying in my country about eating pussy : 'The man who fucks well doesn't bow down to the pussy'
sounds better in my language
>>37578023
Yo it really is
There's a good chance it won't taste or smell pleasant and you're literally putting your tongue where other men have fucked.
Rather go back to riding a dudes cock while he jerks me off at least that feels better than licking some roast beef flaps as they flap due to queef wind. Why is pussy juice so viscous what the fuck. It's like slime and the flaps looks weird. It's why women don't even look at their own vaginas probably. You gotta just fuck it not stare at it you fuck
Damn
you should always make a girl cum a few times via oral before sticking it in her, especially the first time. if you bust too soon, not at all, or get a case of the limpies she's got nothing to bitch about. after shes cum a few times its over for them anyway and just a waiting game until you finish.
>>37578192
>>37578252
>>37578266
>>37578280
Ok I'll stop.
You should eat pussy if you like her and plan on seeing her more than once or she's hot enough that you wouldn't want to disappoint. Do not eat sluts out unless you're sure she's a classy one. If you eat pussy properly, the correct way is basically trying to spell shit out with your tongue on her clit. Straight up change your direction constantly, don't swallow often you can get sick from random bacteria (source: I got strep throat one time after eating pussy).
If you make her cum from eating pussy or fingering her, you're basically set once you've put your dick in. Women feel sexual pleasure differently and you're just making it better for her. If she cums don't keep going, just stop for a second. She's probably going to tense up or have a little "shake" so to speak.
Once your dick is in start at whatever pace you need to, most younger women/inexperienced will need a few minutes to get going. They might even be shy and have a hard time because they're worried they're not good enough for YOU (crazy right?). Regardless of experience once you get enough practice you can pretty much pound that shit at top ramming speed until you straight up brick your load. Don't cum in girls who are crazy, you don't like, you don't know.
Position wise, depending on dick size you're best bet is to be on top until you figure out what they like. You're in charge but ask them or tell them (muh alpha status) what to do. Turn over. Spin Around. What do you like etc etc.
>>37578266
>Oral sex is a gigantic meme , neither men or women enjoy it.
You had one bad experience with a blowjob and now you're telling lies
>>37578023
>not making her beg to suck you
baka famalam
eating people out is something you only do if you have a tiny dick
lol
>>37577860
>>37577879
hahahahahah oh my god he still deosn't get it
>>37578349
Oh also any woman who "doesn't suck dick" also doesn't exist so you can just send them off to go get whatever numale idiot they expect to be getting and find someone worth your time.
If you get limp dick just pull that shit out and either buy some time (more foreplay) or ask her to help you out. Don't let it get in your head, don't think about "OH NO SHE THINKS IM NOT ATTRACTED TO HER" just enjoy the moment. I don't know what to tell you its pretty much about figuring out why you're attracted enough to be in that situation. If you're not feeling it, it's not your fault but goddamn how did you get hard in the first place.
I'm going to regret saying this but I take a fuckload of BCAA and water/supplements and have god tier cumshots. There was an incident where I nearly blinded myself straight up saw my life flash before my eyes on my back and a girl just barely got off me and I missed over my shoulder. The infographic about "god tier cum" is not a lie, get some zinc and beta-alanine and go to town.
>leg day
>doing squats
>qt comes beside me and asks how many squats I have left
>tell her I'm just finishing up
>asks if I can spot her
>Sure why not
>She's flirting with me the entire time
>Asks if I'm doing anything later
>Tell her I'm seeing my gf in a bit
>'How about coming over to my place before you see her?'
>She's stroking my bicep as she's saying this
>Isn't that cheating?
>'My husband is out of town so if we both do it, it basically cancels each other out'
>Tell her next time
I'm really conflicted /fit/. Does she have a point?
Wat do?
Does licking a woman's nipples make you beta / gay like licking her vag?
I'm pretty sure ALL women enjoy some good ol' nipple eating
>>37578450
you're both terrible people
go for it
>All these virgins ITT
>>37578464
>Nipple eating
go nuts, personal favourite was finding out majority of women with actual tits that are big enough to squeeze enjoy it. I'm giving away too much her but grab those titties and squeeze away, they're just as sensitive as any other part of her.
If you spend too much time "nipple eating" though you're kind of a weirdo, there's a fine line between looking like a toddler and sex.
>>37578450
Are there really girls that hit on people that way?
>>37578511
Dear god I hope so
ITT Autistic teens who are baiting out swole meatheads who can't think, who then bait then, making an infinite loop of baiting
PS: Cardio is good for sex : ^ )
>>37577786
Yohimbine, ZMA, vitamin D3 and creatine. Also get a lot of healthy fats and do a lot of hamstring, glute and core exercises as well as cardio.
>>37578570
Cardio kills gains
And without gains you wont have any sex
Protip: get into missionary and just tease her with your dick while making out. Do this until she tries to grab your dick herself and stick it in - don't let her do it and continue to make out until she becomes vocal about you putting it in. After that start banging like there's no tomorrow.
>>37578433
Ur still plugged in friendo need to visit rtm more
>>37577786
The first time I did it I had no idea what the fuck I was doing. Then I remembered Zyzz answering the same question on formspring where he told the guy to spell "Zyzz" with his tongue and then do 1000 reps.
So I did that and apparently it worked. I have improved since though. I think....
>>37578450
Kill yourself and her afterwards in a suicide pact for degenerate scum.
>>37578876
>muh monogamy
faggot
>>37577879
I mean WE should fuck. You and me.
How can I last longer?
My girl and I had bomb af sex for the first 8 months. She switched her birth control and now has a low sex drive, so when we fuck I get nervous and think her low sex drive is because of me, and it makes me bust quick. Then next time I think that since I busted quick last time I have to last long, and it's a self perpetuating cycle.
Some general tips
>If she is your girlfriend and not a fuckbuddy/hook up, eat her out after a month or two. Don't do it every time, but do it often. Focus on her clit. Girls rarely cum from penetration alone so make her cum from your tongue, and then when you are banging rub her clit with your hand/fingers
>Go raw if you know it's clean. You will fuck better and it will feel better for both of you.
>Foreplay is important to women, take as much time as you think you should but don't take more than 20 minutes. Make out, finger her, play with her nipples, MAKE SURE SHE SUCKS YOUR COCK, eat her out if you want, and then fuck. Don't waste time but don't be too eager, enjoy the moment.
>If you're single and want to impress fuckbuddies or hook ups, keep candles in your room/apartment, and keep fresh flowers somewhere visible (no gay shit). Also keep massage oil by your bed somewhere visible so that she questions whether she is the only girl in your life or not - she will try to impress you more at that point.
still cum too quick lads.
>>37578146
>I was spending $250 a year on tissues
Nigga stop wacking it so much
>>37578957
Concentrating on breathing through your nose and out your mouth helps immensely. Second tip I would recommend is masturbating and edging yourself frequently.
I've gotten to a point where I can ejaculate a bit inside my gf and then keep going. I think that came from constantly edging myself through masturbation.
>>37578957
I use deathgrip to last longer, i think i went a bit overboard because last week I was with my fuck buddy and it was hard for me to feel anything. at least i don't blow after 13 seconds of getting sucked off this time
>>37577879
dyel?
>>37577786
L-Arganine and zinc for massive loads
Having a large dong is also a must do.
Anybody have experience with restoring foreskin? Is it worth it? How long will it take if I start with little foreskin?
Eat her ass bro
>>37579300
2-3 years. It's worth it, you gain a lot more response from your member than you have now.
>>37578349
>Do not eat sluts out unless you're sure she's a classy one
So she fucks mostly rich old men and you're lapping up old folks jizz? How's that better than tasting Jamal?
>>37578363
Hey, I had 8 inches, now I have just 4. It's worth warning other guys about it.
>>37578957
>when you are banging rub her clit with your hand/fingers
i always ask my partner to do this
I ALMOST PICKED UP A GRIL ON THE BEACH BUT I FUCKED IT UP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>37579466
>being obsessed with past sex partners
kek idk if this is bait or just a permavirgin beign triggered
:^)
Help, I need a penis expert.
I am having problems with ED. I used to drink and use kratom and get ED, but as soon as I skipped a day my function would come back. At some point it just stopped working altogether. I cut way back on drugs, but there was no improvement, so I quit entirely about five months ago. and it only got a little better. I would say it works 30% of the time and even when it works it isn't as hard as it could be and sometimes poops out halfway in. I do have morning wood some days now, but again it's kind of a soft, half-assed woody.
I want to be able to bounce a car door off of it like I used to. I have tried taking maca, horny goat weed, and arginine, but it doesn't really seem to do much. My libido is also in the toilet most of the time. I asked the doctor but he told me that it's all in my head, and didn't want to bother checking my testosterone because he said I couldn't have my beard if my levels were low.
What can I do?
>>37578387
>obvious virgin and/or faggot detected
>4.5"x4.5"
Will jelqing help me fAm? I've been looking into JP90
>>37579573
You would be surprised how many guys care about that. My buddy almost broke up with a girl because of that. And his father divorced his mother cause it was eating him from inside.
If a girl is a virgin, she'll get way more respect from a guy than the non virgin one. But with what media cram up our throats these days, no one's willing to wait. Oh well.
Best tip I can give:
Eat her like a dog like peanut butter.
>girl comes over to our house with her friend last night
>we hit it off pretty well
>game is on point all night
>get to making out with her
>start getting feely
>she backs off and says she can't do one night stands
What did I do wrong? Because I know she would have slept with Chad last night. Maybe I came off too beta during the build up.
>>37579388
How did you find the experience? And what tecnique did you use?
this whole fucking thread holy shit
>>37579610
Are you me? I have the same problem, same symptoms. But prior to me getting my gf I just whacked to porn everyday for years, and that might be the problem. THen I tried nofap for 2 months and that completely kiled my libido. I had my bloodwork done and it seems my test level is above average.
I can still get as hard as a rock to porn though... So it might just be in our heads I donno, I'm doing no fap again, and using ed pills if I cant get it up during sexy times with gf. Still no/weak morning wood.
Thinking about going on a test-e cycle, not really sure what the best course of action is.
>literally giving her the ol' lickaroo
you faggots actually do this? you're putting your face and tongue where chad and tyrone have creampied that slut
>>37579943
Why are you fucking their sloppy seconds, you loser?
>>37579943
Humans evolved to have orgies and bang each other all the time.
We're between Chimpanzees and Bonobos. Go look up sexual behavior of bonobos. That's what human sexuality is based on.
All you virginal faggots who think that there is some sort of "technique"to sex;
>Kiss her hard and aggressive (use dem gains)
>Turn her around
>Bend her over
>Spread her wide and just lap away like a sick fucking pup.
>Pussy, asshole and everything in between, be a monster. Only a pussy is afraid of a woman's germs. She's your fuckhole, get her nice and wet.
>Grab her hard by the,waist, and push the small of her back down, line it up and make her yours.
It's literally that simple. Why the fuck is everybody thinking about shit during sex?
>>37580092
>that pic
LMFAO
>>37577786
>7.5x6
>2 long term partners
>1 short term partner
>never made a girl climax through PIV
What the fug
>>37577879
fucking manlet
>>37578702
I see an infallible mathematical proof here.
Manlets BTFO
>>37579943
I swear this board has a massive cuck fetish.
>People falling for troll posts
>People claiming they are great measuring by their incredibly limited experience with people they barely knew and probably lied
Here's some actual tips. If it's a fuck & dump, why do you care?
If it's a relationship, literally just ask her what she likes.
>>37579546
story?
>>37578146
What's the relation between oral sex an tissue? I rarely use tissue during sex, if anything a shower is good.
Eat clean
Lift heavy
Avoid stress
Sleep well
Avoid porn
>>37580190
Many women can't.
>someone mentions going down on women
>thread gets derailed by people saying it's beta/gay
This happens every time on this website. Is it the same people saying it or something?
>>37579769
should have asked if you could give her the natty lickaroo
>>37578280
>you're literally putting your tongue where other men have fucked
Well, while doing anal you are literally putting your dick where tons and tons of shit have come through
Also, when you kiss, you are literally putting your lips and tongue to a place that was also fucked by dudes, not even mentioning the liters of puke that came out of her
It's not buying a used car. If you think of a woman like damaged goods, it will feel like you are fucking one.
>>37580317
Maybe it's beta/gay indeed. You can't expect that there are the same people monitoring every thread 24/7. Even feelbrah wasn't in every thread about average koreans. Or maybe he was. but he's an exception.
>>37580592
Assuming a girl shits 0,5kg every day, that gives 365x20*0,5kg=3,65 tons of shit for a 20 year old.
>>37580592
2bh this makes me wonder if women have their own view of "damaged goods" for men.
>>37578509
women with small tits also like it when you squeeze and suck on it
>small tits gf reporting in
I fucking love small tits.
>>37580639
they just give a mental tag to a guy who they know flirts/fucks with every woman he comes in contact with.
I'm not sure if that bothers them all that much but they know and separate them from the rest.
>>37577786
If you're already "good" at sex, foreplayforeplayforeplay.
It's a lot more sensual and intimate than sex, that's where the love comes in.
Girls get great bangs on the regular, they can fuck as many guys as they want.
Be the one who takes the extra step.
>>37579943
>Not giving her the old natty lickaroo
Honestly senpai I want you to take this in right now. People wipe their ass with their hands, like literally 2ply's away and then touch urs. If you're going to use the logic they wash their hands, women also wash their pussies (vaginas for you doctors out there). Either way, you're literally touching shit everywhere you go...by your logic.
>>37580885
>implying shaking someone's hand is the same as putting your mouth where Jamal nutted in/on
>>37580632
God dammit, Im out of here.
This thread is full of autism
>>37578716
This guy knows
>>37578511
Sure and in this world people wear hats on their feet and hamburgers eat people.
>>37580971
It is, though. Stop being an autistic germaphobe and deal with the fact that you're basically touching jamal's seed no matter where you go
I think my girlfriend is faking her hymen. How can I make it better?
>>37581467
wat
>she was too tight
i never thought this was gonna happen
my dick is the averagest of average dicks
>>37580092
Hi Chad
>>37577786
/fit/zens I have a strange problem. I can get hard as a rock, and fuck without any difficulty but I can't cum. I simply can not reach ejaculation. I can fuck so long that it becomes boring for her and me and we just stop. At first most of the girls I'm with are thrilled with those long rides but after a couple of times it becomes tiresome and they crave for that cum. I've completely stopped masturbation just to be on the safe side but it hasn't helped at all.
>>37580298
I am aware, but why does it make me feel like shit?
>>37577879
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?
>>37580639
Yeah. They all wonder how many women they smashed and how many std's they have. 2bh
>>37578450
Don't be a morally bankrupt piece of shit.
>>37578387
>He doesn't eat pussy or ass
Lol what a pleb.
>>37579943
>this is considered """"bait"""" on /fit/
wew lad
>>37580092
lol, that fucking dyel loser thinking he's hot shit for still going on after he shat himself as if running was some kind of warrior thing, lmao, this is why swedes are cucked
>>37580190
idgi, if a guy fucks me I rub my clit myself. i bought a vibe to avoid hand cramps but never got to try it. i only know one girl who says she only cums from piv hands free
>>37580639
guys who complain about promiscuous girls, guys who are unable to maintain a long term gf in the past present and future. so a majority of the redpillers that post here.
>>37582040
lol. What a sad state where girls who got gangbanged by Tyrone and Jamal is the norm and anyone who criticizes that behavior is derided
>>37582091
unless you banged one of them and got herpes then why would you even give a shit about what they do? it's just a useless bad attitude. even if you truly believe it at least shut the fuck up or else you are definitely damaged so bad you gotta cry about sluts for no reason
>>37580678
You mean you don't like women?
That's okay, anon. We'll still accept you
>>37582241
Oh so now you're talking shit because people actually care about the state of society instead of just about themselves.
Do you even realize how fucked up in the head you are? Gtfo out of my face you feminist cuck
>>37577901
Mike, from TX?
>>37577786
>unexpectedly good at sex
backhand compliment and you dont even realize it
>>37582015
My gf can cum piv hands-free, but it sure helps to touch the clit. She's like the only one among her friends who can do so, and I've not been with any other women who can. So yeah, touch that clitty, /fit/.
>>37581867
Yeah I know brah, people are so fucken insecure sometimes.
>not getting your woman off is somehow "alpha"
>making her moan in ecstasy over and over is somehow "beta" because you didn't do it "the right way".
Niggas need to take a lesson from the master: "I'll do anything to make you cum."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujsUCqe-QIk
>>37581698
Try different positions/penetration lengths.
My gf loves quarter rep short fucking but I generally only cum if I'm doing whole fuck reps.
>>37582434
>refering to thrusts during sex as "reps"
As it should be.
[spoiler]my gf likes half or quarter reps as a kind of "tease", with the occasional whole rep thrown in, and then when she's close I just go deep and hard and she usually cums pretty quick from that[/spoiler]
>>37578349
This sounds a whole lot better ^^
>>37582312
not the same guy but you are a whiny little bitch and women are going to smell it on you
good luck out there!
>>37582312
It's a thread about sex you dipshit, don't make it about politics just so you can sprout bullshit about "muh degeneracy" and flaunt how fucken /pol/ you are. Just accept that lots of people don't give a shit about the things you're super-insecure about.
>>37582509
Nah I know how to play the game
But you can't honestly tell me the current state of affairs is conducive to long term happiness
>>37579769
she didn't want to seem like a slut that hooks up whenever, try again and feel the atmosphere then go for it
>>37578464
Eating out or licking nipple's is not beta. Just do it because you like to do it. I even like to make them truly addicted to the way i treat them even if it's like a princess on her knees. Making a woman/women addicted to you is what it means to be alpha imo.
Just make sure you do it with the ones you wánt multiple times.
>>37582558
How is the subject of women taking as many bbcs as possible in their 20s then settling down with a rich cuck later on not related to sex?
>>37582561
>>37579769
Women don't want people to think they are sluts, but they do want to be treated as such very very often in the end...
>>37582312
except you don't care about society because you say shit like feminist cuck to a girl lmao :^) go ahead and get all worked up about this in mixed company and see if any girl wants to deal with you.
>>37582586
Lol do you even think about what you say
>you don't care about society because you called me names
Wat?
>you'll never get laid
I do all the time
>>37577786
think about the pleasure of both not only yours
>>37582607
>what are red flags for girls
>girl provides opinion
>nuh uh im so edgy and cool and girls love it when i cry about easy girls in their company
ok bud
>>37582578
Because
A) That doesn't happen outside the cuckould fantasies you alternately rage and furiously masturbate to. Seriously, I know a lot of sexually liberated feminists and outright heathens, and 0 of them have a "bbc" obsession and those who have settled down have done so with what you'd call a "Chad", who's just matured and realised he wants to settle down.
B) The topic is "sex" in the practical sense: "how do we best have it? how does one please a woman?" and so on, and NOT sexual politics or the ethics of it
>>37582586
Guys like that are keyboard warriors, he'd never have to guts to show his power level in front of a woman.
>>37582640
How stupid can you be
Why would you even remotely think that people act the same irl as their anonymous posts online?
>>37582584
I'm >>37582561 and I could be wrong but this is what it feels like to me, especially if they are relatively new acquaintances
she likes you well enough to make out with you and then backs away..
she can't do one night stand :
a ) She can't do one night stands with you because there is someone else in her life (ignore this option)
b ) She can't do one night stands because you have to be dating her before you fuck her (doesn't want to be seen as a slut is what I'm saying)
c ) bitch be cray
try again gl man
>>37582640
>>37582652
Furthermore I could say that you guys white knighting for a mangina on an anime message board won't get you laid either
But I'm not as fucking stupid as you two
>>37582429
>take a lesson from the master: "I'll do anything to make you cum."
My man
>>37582684
You're just using memes in lieu of actual arguments. "White knighting?" What the fuck? I never even said that kinda slutty behaviour from girls is OK or something I'd accept - I just stated that the discussion is irrelevant for this thread. Which is about practical sex tips. Personally I'm dating a girl who was a virgin before me and I quite like that; I just don't feel the need to broadcast how conservative I am or how anyone who disagrees is a "cuck". I'm happy my way and other people can do their thing.
>>37582733
When you speak directly to the mangina ridiculing the guy who he/she is arguing with that is white knighting
And furthermore since you claim to disagree with his/her position it just makes you look even more retarded when you claim to not be a white knight
>>37582783
No "white knighting" would be defending her in the hopes of getting attention from her. I haven't even followed their discussion, I just agreed with that one post. Namely that the guy would be too much of a pussy to say what he thinks IRL. That's it. Oh gosh I agreed with one post made by a woman on an anime-based fitness forum, someone better take my man-card away and have some niggers fuck my wife! Holy shit at least get your stupid ad hominem crap right you fucking retard.
Post your routine
FOREPLAY
1x4 french kiss
10x5 body kiss
2x3 nipple suck
1x2 earlobe nibble
10x1 hot dogging
10x1 clit rub
5x2 groin kiss
SEX
4x5 clit licking
6x9 69
10x5 cowgirl
10x5 missionary
10x5 doggy
5x5 skull crushers
>>37582818
Lol. Ok so ridiculing her opponent isn't "defending her". It's just something off to the side completely unrelated.
You, like every white knight doesn't consider yourself a white knight. But you are fat and moo like a cow. So I'm callin you a cow.
>>37582312
pol brain at work
>>37582849
>person actually cares about something outside of himself
Lol pol pol. Go back to pol
>>37582665
if you need to mask your internet persona it's because you are into socially-inept retard shit like pol discussions
>>37582877
the funny thing is you're the same breed of retard that whines about muh sharia law. yet here u are talking about women fucking people being degenerate or some shit
how is this what you care about. rubbing genitals is what you spend endless hours of your day writing on fitness message boards about. you're such a fucking loser it's unbelievable
I like licking my cum off her face
>>37582834
Looks good. Needs more supersets imho
>>37582834
I go back and forth between the different things, and do way more reps, but it's an OK start.
>5x5 skull crushers
Literally laughting out loud, good one m8
>>37582842
>so ridiculing her opponent isn't "defending her".
Exactly. It isn't. Nor is agreeing with one single thing she said. I was ridiculing him for my own reasons because he was MY opponent in OUR discussion, and the two just HAPPENED to overlap ever so slightly.
God why are you so insecure? So dumb? Like you literally believe that the only reason one could have for ridiculing a /pol/tard talking about black dicks and broadcasting how redpilled is, is because one wants to impress some anon who may or may not be a girl? Seriously? And every instance of saying something a woman agrees with is "white knighting"? Jeez better call me a white knight for Ann Coulter because I agree with her on abortion, that TOTALLY isn't how I really feel for my personal reasons, I mean I'm agreeing with a WOMAN after all, right? Kys.
>>37582904
not him but sex is fine, being a slut is not fine
male or female
>>37582684
lmao now im white knighting myself? mangina? is this supposed to be insulting bc you just sound like a retard.
>>37582880
Well you gotta admit society is incredibly PC and liberal-faggoty
Please show me a person who doesn't mask their true thoughts in public and I'll cut off my Twinkie
>>37582917
Lol do I have to repeat myself
You disagreed with her base position yet you came in and ridiculed her opponent when nobody was ever talking to you
Not only are you a white knight but you go beyond and don't even say for true thought on the real subject
>>37582921
???? why would you care ????
>>37578146
>literally covering a girl's entire body with bite marks and my saliva
>beta
choose fucking one you fucking virgin
>>37582962
I neither agreed nor disagreed with what she said. I have kept my personal thoughts on the matter to myself as best as I can because they do not matter, in my opinion, in this thread - they are not the topic and the thread has been derailed by this bs.
I WAS have my own discussion with the guy, concerning precisely this. Again, I said nothing about his views as such - neither agreed or disagreed - but simply stated that the discussion does not belong here.
You can't just pick a meme at random and use it against anyone you disagree with. "White knighting" is a specific behaviour I clearly did not engage in. At all. You are just a very dumb person. Just... low intelligence, no reading comprehension, quick to jump to conclusions, slow to change his mind and unable to think critically or logically. Just plain stupid. Really. Let that sink in, will you. Just think about it. You are stupid.
>>37582972
in general
have all the sex you want with your partner, but if you fuck a new girl/guy every few days you are trash tier as a person
How the fuck do you guys last longer, or is the "4 hours of sex shit" just a fucking meme? Longest I've ever lasted pounding a girl was like 3 minutes.
>>37583012
ur incapable of explaining WHY that is. you've assumed a position based on 0 logic (likely because u grew up in rural or as a shutin in suburban area)
your mindset is on the same brain level as muslims talking about infidels
>>37583010
So first you act like a white knight
Then you get butthurt when someone calls you a white knight
Then you type huge paragraphs about how you're an impartial Saint who just comes and drops his judgement from an outside perspective without taking any side
Sorry the world doesn't work like that mr knight blanco
In the real world people take responsibility for the implications of their words and actions
>>37583052
actually I can explain
a girl that validates herself with her vagina is probably boring as fuck or brings little to the table other than putting out easily
sluts are never high quality women or men
>>37583052
You can't explain WHY he's wrong either
It's a purely philosophical topic. Not a Boolean value. So calm down
>>37583040
It's not 3 contiguous hours dude.
You maybe fuck 5 times total, take breaks, talk about stuff, eat.
>>37583058
Still stupid. Always stupid. Always dumb. Enjoy life, kiddo. You know, real life. Where nobody gives a shit about white knights or whatever other dank memes you've got.
Femanon here
>>37578349
OMG, don't stop when she cums! Everyone is different, tho. But for me, sometimes, you just get me over the edge, but there's still more stimulation requires to finish the rest of the orgasm. Otherwise if feels really unsatisfying, because you only have half an orgasm.
>>37578464
I fucking love it. If fondling her nipples feels good for her, chances are she'll enjoy having them licked/sucked. Now that I think about it, I don't remember how my bf started licking mine... it just happened and felt good, because my nipples have always enjoyed being played with. Leaves your hands free to do other things too.
>>37583084
Uh huh. I'll enjoy life where tards like you are too scared to avour responsibility for their actions. Because there are real life consequences.
Enjoy keeping your mouth shut outside the Internet and wetting your panties while other people talk
>>37577786
Push your tongue to the clit and work it with hard licks.
She'll like it
>>37577786
>best techniques for giving oral sex
Just put it in
Just started having a lot of sex for some reason, tried a few, like six, girls.
Got a few questions:
Missionary seems to be hard for me to really get a grip on. My knees slide back, I don't really got a good pounding going. Any tips? Or just have more missionary sex? Already tried her legs on my shoulders and that.
Tried doggy the other day. The girl was arching her back, but the wrong way so it was really hard for me to put it in. The hassle dropped my boner. We tried like three more times, to no real avail. I tried to tell her to arch her back and push her ass out, didn't seem to work. Is there something I should do differently or what?
Also, I generally go softer (to the point where I am hardly feeling anything) whenever I'm pounding. I feel like I focus way too much on technique.
I dunno, just hoping for some general tips I guess.
>>37580190
Dumbass. Rub her clit. Find a position that allows for contact between her clit and your pubic bone.
>>37583128
no no no no no pls no this hurts for me
>>37583152
>My knees slide back
Never had this problem, but generally if I want to go hard I pass my arm around her back under her armpit to get a firm grip on her trap. She loves feeling I'm holding her down for whatever reason too. I keep my other hand free for either stabhilization or ass groping.
Doggy is just hard unless the angles align right and you both are at the right height. Got no tips for that because my girls always says it feels too hard and doesn't like it, and usually slowly moves her hips away from it.
>>37583128
Fucking virgins ITT. Terrible advice
Most grills are SUPER sensitive down there. You want to he light and sensual, or it'll be too much
>>37583074
Fuck I knew it.
I've been living a fucking lie all these years.
>>37583072
claiming something is morally wrong means ud ideally want society to do something to correct the behavior
typically when someone wants to do that the burden of proving that such behavior is wrong would be on that person. or u can make a copout tard argument based on precedents set by religion lol
>>37583205
That is a pretty good tip, the arm-thing. Thanks.
Yeah, it just didn't feel right when I tried to doggy her. Could've been logistic reasons.
>>37583152
>My missionary form sucks
I'll let a guy answer this, because I honestly have no idea. Less slippery sheets? Have you tried hugging her? Won't get a good pound because smaller range of motion, tho.
>Doggy entry angle
Try flat iron; it's close enough. fyi, I think arching the back the "wrong" way actually opens the canal and is easier to get into. Once it's in, I usually arch the right way. bf and I have had trouble getting it in once; my legs were between his. I put mine on the outside, and voila. Also leaves the clit exposed so your balls hit it... feels good mang.
>>37583070
except u didnt explain anything. u tried to psychoanalyze the activity of 9999999 people based on whatever mental image you have of the typical person that goes to bars/clubs on the weekend
>>37583293
Ait, I guess I'll try that.
One thing I really need to work on though is getting out of my own head and enjoying the sex, not thinking too much. Always kills my boner. Guess I'll search for more girls to get some experience
>>37583242
You're making leaps in logic that have no basis
I repeat: it's a philosophical issue. There is no such thing as burden of proof in philosophy
I'm not the original guy but I could make a strong argument for his case. But it would take a shitload of writing to set a foundation and then expand on that
>>37583205
it's hot having a guy hold me down or pull my hair bc of the control factor. like you're so into fucking me that you can't help but let some animal aggression out. and I can't move, I've surrendered all control
>>37582834
FOREPLAY
1x10 french kiss
5x3 neck kiss/suck
5x1 grinding clothed
2x3 nipple suck
5x2 clit rub
SEX
10x1 grinding naked
10x5 cowgirl
10x5 missionary
10x2 legs up
10x2 spooning
10x5 doggy/flatiron
>>37583420
I think this is pretty much it. I usually hate my hair being pulled tho. Once, we were cuddling and I was jerking him, and his hands were in my hair, and he moaned and tightened his grip and pulled my hair a bit, and that was nice. Sometimes I wonder if I like being restrained because I'm lazy af.
>>37583460
>Not doing weighted missionary
enjoy never leaving dyef mode
>>37583554
>dyef
I'm kekking
>>37583040
the average sex span is like 5 minutes for the average people. most guys are full of shit.
use delaying condoms or vicodin or some shit.
>>37577879
>manlet
>virgin
>small dick
pick.. all of em.
>>37583572
Kek my average is 10min,any longer and she complains she feels like a piece of meat
>>37578280
Caring about a girls previous partners is beta as fuck. Just tear it up buddy, we're all gona die anyways
>>37578433
>I'm going to regret saying this but I take a fuckload of BCAA and water/supplements and have god tier cumshots. There was an incident where I nearly blinded myself straight up saw my life flash before my eyes on my back and a girl just barely got off me and I missed over my shoulder. The infographic about "god tier cum" is not a lie, get some zinc and beta-alanine and go to town.
Im sorry, whats the supplements I need???
>>37583040
My bf often chills while his dick in me/slowly thrusting and rubbing my clit. Positions for this are often cowgirl (usually no thrusting), and he kneels with me on my back (this one is perfect for slow thrusts).
>>37583634
zinc
pygeum
lecithin (from soy so be careful)
>>37583655
Why careful about soy lecithin?
-and thank you btw
>>37583682
some people think consuming soy causes increased estrogen...
>>37582908
gotta get that dere protein.
>>37578450
What a faggot. Instead of being balls deep in pussy, you're posting on a Nigerian Muslim dating site asking if you should be balls deep right now.
>>37583739
mfw when I steal my bf's gains by swallowing
>>37583904
My face when when!!! Ooooops, noooo!!
All that really matters is your dick size and your rhythm. 5-7 inches is the best length, which most people have, but good girth is 5-6inches which not a lot of people have. If you're in that range congrats on your golden dick.
Secondly, a girl's pleasure it a lot like a guy's pleasure. Think of what masturbating is like. You need consistent stimulation over a decent time to achieve an orgasm. If you start and stop all the time she won't be able to have her pleasure "build up".
Most girls don't cum from vaginal, but they can still be completely satisfied without an orgasm. If you want to be sure you can always eat them out or Jill them off before you get started. Same principles of consistent rhythm apply.
t. an actual woman
>>37582429
would have been better if you said "touch the clitty, /fit/ty"
>>37578716
Oh man, this sounds hot. But depending on my arousal, you could be waiting a long while for me to get vocal.
>caring about women's pleasure
Literally the betaest
>>37583350
ur a fucking retard. if you dont accept common sense basic principles then u can use the same guise of 'philosophy' to make the argument of any form of communication between two people as immoral. kys
>>37577879
you have a small dick !!!
>>37584013
have fun in your lonely life
>>37583994
what exactly do I have to imagine with "tease her with your dick"? Just rubbing it around the area?
>>37584031
Learn ventriloquism and have your dick say mean things to her obv.
>>37584031
Yes, specifically on her neck
>>37584023
I've had sex with more than 200 women m8. Not even bullshiting here I'm an obsessed fetishist.
>>37584023
>implying this doesn't work
When I lose it at my gf she becomes extremely horny and clingy
>>37584019
....lol
and what "common sense basic principles" are you referring to?
>>37584031
Yeah
Tappity tappity tap it on her forehead whilst making eye contact, then push it against her ear lobes
>>37584023
anon is right tho nigga
go caveman, lose yourself, and enjoy her body
My gf is shit at riding but it feels really good for her so I accept the pain and become one with the dick bending
Who else here /suffer for the pussy/?
>>37584031
When I imagine it, it's that missionary position with girl's legs wrapped around, except the dick isn't inside, just between our bodies, and we're just grinding. If my legs are spread, I get antsy, and the extra stimulation from grinding would keep the arousal up.
>>37584031
press the tip of your dick on the bottom of her feet, tickle it like you would with a feather and make babby talking noises
>>37584113
>>37584089
>>37584058
>>37584048
thanks guys, I think I'm gonna attempt to use my dick as a qtip on her ear next time I see my fwb.
>>37584101
cheers, that's what I figured.
>>37584100
are you black?
>>37584061
having sex != not lonely
>>37584074
Don't think this would work on me. If my bf is ever unreasonable, I consider breaking up. It's only logical.
>>37584090
No woman wants to be with him forever tho. They will do the dirty and leave because there's no emotional connection.
Holy shit, every human wants to be loved and appreciated.
>>37582345
Care to explain?
>>37583517
best times were blowing this guy and he would pull my hair and make a lot of noise. i loved how much he loved it, i would get a little sad if I couldn't suck him off that day. totally hooked, dunno if I'll ever be that compatible with someone else again.
>>37584146
Nope
Guys, is it normal to stay hard after you nutted or is something wrong with me.
After I nut for the first time, either I go soft, or I stay hard as long as I'm aroused, which could essentially be forever. Initially when I started having sex, I would go soft immediately without fail, but now I can have multiple orgasms within 5 minutes of each other.
>>37584100
Is she grinding rather than riding? because the former == clit grinding != up and down shaft
>>37584151
the problem is that how girls describe how they act and how they really act is never congruent
thats why treating you like shit actually works in the real world
now stfu
>>37578167
Why would you assume that every girl has had sex with a black guy? What a fucking cuk
>>37578716
lol awful advice.
I seriously fucking hate this board sometimes.
>>37584161
y u talk like a black then
>>37584164
I noticed that after I started doing cardio three times a week I'd stay hard after ejaculation.
Don't worry, brother. You're just leaving humanity behind.
>>37584154
Would be same for me, except squeezing my arm instead of pulling my hair.
>i loved how much he loved it
That's it, that's the one. Knowing you're responsible for all that pleasure. Hope you find someone!
>>37584192
what kind of cardio are we talking?
>>37579767
oh fuck this guy is literally the only one who knows what's up.
>>37578146
you guys are fucking retarded this is hilarious
>>37584166
It's like both. She's a inexperienced skeleton so she kinda slams her hips a bit and then moves back.
>>37584183
I didn't know I was talking jive
>>37584151
Kek I'm not unreasonable, I mean if she did something to cause anger and I yell at her.
Probably just because she likes to be disciplined
>>37584181
i only like this with a guy and we're grinding and kissing in our underwear. little bit of fabric really drives me crazy with the teasing
>>37582241
>gotta cry about sluts
>"let them do what they want" but still calls them sluts
top lol
Anyone else ever tried benching a girl whole she sits on your face?
>>37584254
*while
>>37582040
>guys who complain about promiscuous girls, guys who are unable to maintain a long term gf in the past present and future.
Lel, you sound like a washed up bitch fast approaching 30 and looking to settle. Nobody wants your used up cunt.
>>37584254
Yes, worked fine since she's only 50kg
>>37584220
Well then it's fuggin' regular relationship dynamic, holy shit. And if she has a kink, she's the exception
>>37584294
Nah, you're just being a moody chick.
Guess your 'boyfriend' hasn't put you in your place in a while
>Guess your 'boyfriend' hasn't put you in your place in a while
>>37584336
>thinks men and women are equal
>>37584336
Not him, but have you really never met a submissive woman? My experiences have been like one of two women liked to get slapped/spanked/spit on/abused/etc.
>>37577786
Only cucks have sex
>woman gave me a blowjob in semi-public place
>slapped her when she tried to kiss me
Never eat pussy.
>>37577786
Guys even my I'm fully erect my penis can bend if pushed. Is this normal?
I'm having a hard time penetrating because of this. When I try to put it in, my penis just bends, and loses erection within 10 seconds. wtf
