So, I need two /FIT/ names to give my soon-to-be born children.
They are two twin boys. Coming probably next month.
>gf and I are both white
>blonde hair and green eyes on both of us
>she is 5'10" and I am 6'2"
We've already got a few in mind but I want more ideas, please. Thanks.
>>37537906
Ferris and Alexander
>>37537906
Rich and Piano
>>37537906
Nick
John
Bradley
All super alpha imo
>>37537906
Chad and Brad
>>37537934
Thad and vlad
>>37537943
Clad and Plaid
Wotan and Donar
>6'2" with 5'10" gf
shit nigga that's my goal as a 6'3" guy myself, there's probably a 0% probability that your sons will be manlets so go for >>37537934 or some other alpha don't give a fuck names
Fuck off you b8ing fggt
>>37537906
Ivan & Daniel
>>37537906
Colt
Ruger
Walther
Winchester
Ect
Get married, raise your kids correctly in a Christian home
Congratulations to you OP, I am praying for your family
chad and brad
>>37537906
Lothric and Lorian ;^]
>>37537906
Biff & Griff
>>37537934
>>37537985
Literally the only correct answers.
>>37538021
one of those kids gonna end up crippled, and the other a trap
Do it faggot
>>37537906
Chad and Brad
>>37537906
JACK.
jack and luke
Ivan and Theodore, Theo for short
If another son comes name him Alvin
Zyzz and Myron.
>>37537906
Pretty obvious you gotta name em something alpha thus it's gotta be related to Texas
Dallas
Austin
Lance
Chad
>>37537906
rolling for Gallant
Tyrone, to match the color of his skin.
>>37538129
bell
>>37538096
Dallas reporting in, im more of a brad than a chad 2bh, being chad takes a lot of effort.
Maximus and Xerxes. Doesn't get more alpha than that.
>>37537906
Aziz and Rich
these names.... holy shit, well I guess i shouldnt be suprised.
Logan and Chad
sam and dean :)
Rich and Piana
>>37537906
Hugh and Myron
>>37537906
Paris and Hector
Eliot and Roger
>>37537906
If boy and girl, then Dennis and Deeandra
>>37537906
>>37537934
>>37537985
>>37538046
>>37538053
Think about it OP. You're having master race twin boys in the year 2016. It is literally your duty as a dad to name them CHADRICK and BRADLEY and raise them as demigods.
They will be known around town as CHAD and BRAD, the most popular guys for miles. They will SLAY the dankest jailbait, perform well in sports AND school and have an awesome life.
And they will have you to thank for it.
>>37537906
mermaid man and barnacle boy, based on height not which is born first
>>37537906
Castor and Pollux
Romulus & Remus
>>37538856
What sort of faggot names are those???
Jesus Christ mate
>>37537906
Chad and Thaddeus
just name them both Scoop
>>37537906
Chaddock and Braddock
>>37537906
Blasarius and Lugnut
I don't fucking know man, this is retarded without knowing your last name, we could be naming your kid Ronald McDonald.
>>37538934
Augustus & Agrippa
Gaius & Marcus
Guy & Mark
Caesar
>>37537906
Chad and Brad, if you have a third som later name him Thad.
>>37537934
Only correct answer.
>>37537906
Caesar and Nero
>>37537906
Alexander and Magnus
John & David
Michael & Gabriel
Angels from all 3 books
Cassius
Seneca
Marcus
Gaius
Vergincentorix
>>37538856
>Deeandra
he's not naming a bird man
>>37537906
>gf and I are both white
What's your ancestry?
>>37537981
Glock
Smith
Wesson
Springfield
The two fittest men on earth, Rich Froning and Rich Piana are both called Rich. Coincidence? I think not.
Name them both Rich.
Judas and Matthias
>>37537906
Dante and Virgil my dubs demands it
conor and caleb
alpha names
>>37537906
Kane and Abel
>>37539273
I'm German and she is Irish
>>37537906
David and Eli
>implying you wouldn't want your twin children to engage each other in a no-homo cqc combat while bathing in the warm light of a sunset
Pajeet and Raj
>>37537906
chad and victor
>>37537906
Wojak and Pepe
German and potato-nigger...
Hans and Ned.
>>37539356
Karl (chief, lord)
Ernst (serious, also this name is patrician af)
Frank (who can be trusted)
Erik or Frederik (ruler)
Markus or Marcus (I don't know)
Alexander (protector)
Siegfried (brings peace by victory)
Arthur (Bear and king)
Christopher (who carry the Christ)
Brennus (lord, prince)
Sean (John, I don't know the meaning)
Andrew (masculine, virile)
Gawain (keltic and arthurian mythogy)
Galahad (keltic and arthurian mythogy)
Hope that helps Anon, be proud of who you are and of your ancestors. Congrats on the kids!
>>37539303
AK47
BOEING AH-64 APACHE
You call your son these and they'll be alpha as fuck
>>37539209
>Vergincentorix
Fucking kek'd
Chaddeus and Myron Gains.
>>37539209
it's Vercingetorix, you pleb.
>>37537906
Cocksleeve 1 and Cocksleeve 2
Jeff and Zyzz
augustus caesar
Tony and Steve
Ivan and Gregor
Slavic names sound manly
Chad and Doug
>>37537906
Flint Squat-Thrust
Chuck Meatplate
>>37539356
Wolfgang
Tobias
Otto
Matthias
Nathan
Corey
Marcus
Ragnar
Take your pick anon
>>37537934
this. Also it's Chadwick and Bradley
Cain
Abel
As if it wasn't obvious
CHAD and CHAD
>>37537906
I was going to go with Romulus and Remus, or Castor and Polux.
But Chad and Brad sounds better.
>>37537906
Roland and SpaceWizard "Dick" Richard
Romulus and Remus
>>37537934
Should've been first post. Also if OP doesn't deliver he is the biggest faggot in /fit/ history.
>>37542517
>>37542545
>Romulus and Remus
They are going to be the kids that get bullied every fucking day.
>>37542572
Adversity will build them
Blake and Blake
>>37537906
Chad, Brad
>>37538985
>naming your kid Gaius
Literally the worst
OP don't fucking dare name your kids any meme names, it will ruin their lives
Just pick names that are special to you, name them after your father or someone who influenced you
>>37537934
perfect
I'm surprised no one has suggested Adolf yet.
>>37542572
>>37542590
Brilliant, Call one Mary and the other one Sue.
Sweet and Potato
>>37537906
I hope this is me some day.
>Gf is 5'10, I'm 6'2
>She has blonde hair, green eyes
>I have brown hair, blue eyes
>>37537906
ragnar and rollo
>>37537906
Blade
Laser
Fang
Bullet
All pretty cool names imo.
>>37537906
Johanes and Bruce
>>37542965
Not a fucking doge you tard
>>37537906
Just give them a regular name from your country you both like OP. I don't get why parents want to give their kids all kinds of special names, most of the times it's retarded and they will be bullied with it in school. Chances are they'll change it to another one as soon as they turn 18. We got a column in one of our national newspapers here where the main editor talks about his family life with his two kids 'Missy' and 'John John', mind you that this is a non-english speaking country. It sounds fucking retarted.
Bimmy and Jimmy
Duke Nukem and Chadimir Putin.
>>37537934
correct answer right here.
Zyzz and Shredded Cunt
Bob and tony?
>>37537906
Muhammad and Achmed :^)
>>37537934
Kek
>>37537906
Daniel and Alexander.
>mfw I always wanted to be a Daniel.
>>37537906
Ezra and Bradley
>>37537906
'Sup' and 'Bruh'
every time u call em "sup bruh" it's becuaze they are ur little dudes
>>37543355
Ezra is a sissy name
>>37543371
1. Ezra is biblical and literally kingly
2. Call him eazy-e as a nickname
3. You can call him Vincent van go fuck yourself
>>37537906
> soon-to-be born childr
You fell for the children meme? You stupid faggot good luck paying that whore half of your everything forever while she spends the money on dresses to impress the dudes she is fucking instead of spending it on the children and having to beg to see your own child.
>>37537906
Ornstein and smough
>>37537934
http://www.babynamewizard.com/baby-name/boy/chad
Chad is not short for chadwick (or anying else), but i guess chadwick and chaderick are common nick names.
People named chandler sometimes go by chad, but chandler is a faggot name.
Chad and bradley ftw
>>37543411
>You fell for the children meme? You stupid faggot
I love this place sometimes
>he fell for the childless meme.
You stupid faggot.
Enjoy not having children to be a drain on when you are old and have nothing because you retired early, because you have 3 kids with great jobs, and you can just coast on their monies until death.
But since TRT and lift weights and nutrition, i will live forever, because technology, and stem cells and such....telomeres..dna..cell replication..
The point is everything you like is a meme.
Even if you like this post
>>37539356
David and Connor
>>37537959
>tfw when you're 6'1 and your gf is 5'1 but you love her so won't ditch for some amazon
>>37543482
>Enjoy not having children to be a drain on when you are old and have nothing because you retired early,
Modern children don't support their parents, don't even bother with the 'raise them right' shit if you are white your children see all you worked for and earned as their inheritance and will get mad if you try to spend your money on yourself before you die.
>>37537906
Ken and Dio desu senpai
>>37537906
Wolfgang and Werner
Cassius long and devante girth
