Why aren't you alpha yet?
>>37524481
I haven't yet consumed the necessary number of scoops.
I haven't gotten my barrel of fish oil yet for my daily 100 g of fish oil injection
>>37524481
Which one of them is more plastic/non natty?
Also:
>Rich Piana
>Alpha
Lel, alpha is a thing the panini man has no need for, he's leaving humanity behind.
>>37524481
i like being a human
>>37524507
neither
>alpha
>driving automatic
Getting cucked by your transmission isn't alpha
>tfw no 5/10 (face) blonde GF with massive tits and a joocy ass
>>37524613
>typical nu male getting cucked
Fuck is it nice being a 6'0+ chad mode with a beard. Just recently hooked up with a grill that's been dating this dorky nu male for six years.
>>37524481
I'm convinced she's getting smashed by Mac Trucc or Mid May man when Rich is busy on his 19th meal of the day or his 8 second 20 second vaccuum poses.
>>37524653
how does his cum taste?
>>37524653
only if you have money/social status to go a long with it, otherwise its a waste of top tier genetics
My dog ate my alpha
>>37524653
> Chad
> beard
nah, luke
>>37524623
Aw don't be mean dude I'd say Sara's face is a weak 6 strong 5
t. Fantano
>>37524481
>rich
>alpha
you aren't alpha if you have self-esteem issues
>>37524653
>nu male
>>37524481
because i have binge eating disorder and it keeps fucking up my progress. I eat well for a couple days then follow it up with up to a week of binge eating. It's frustrating as fuck.
>>37524481
TWO SLAPS C'MON! Right, babe?
>>37524653
>beard
lmao you're the numale breh
>>37524743
Synthol?
>>37524968
then stop doing it
