So for the last three days I've had gas pretty much all the time and they smell way worse than usual. Also I gained like 3kg, which isnt water weight because my diet didnt change at all.
I think it's because I ate chinese food during the weekend, and Im pretty sure those guys dont really wash their cilantro that well.
Am i going to died?
Stop taking creatine
>>37489180
I dont
>>37489178
>am I going to die
Yes, one day
>>37489178
chinese makes my farts super bad awful but only for a day.
>>37489178
gluten
>>37489178
Someone is slipping you protein powder in your sleep.
We used to do this to a friend in college. Get him real drunk, then somehow make him take protein. One time we dared him to chug a new drink we invented (it was protein shake + beer). Another time he passed out in the bathtub and we filled it with protein powder and water. He woke up smelling like birthday cake. The last straw (that caused him to move out) was we convinced his gf to finger his butt while giving him a blowjob, but she kept dipping her finger in a tub of protein powder.
Sometimes i just randomly send him pictures of protein jugs.
>>37489178
In case anyone is wondering, the model in the picture is Gabrielle Epstein
Chinese food is really salty, maybe you are retaining some extra water
>>37490204
what the fuck dude lol
>>37489178
I would love to smell her farts
