i fucking hate eating this garbage
this is fucking terrible
Broccoli is disgusting.
Pick literally any other veggie and it'll taste 100x times better
>>37482577
>broccoli omelet
looks good
makin me hungry desu
Bro, use spinach in the omelet and keep broccoli as a side. It's not that fucking hard to make healthy breakfast ffs
>>37482577
>>37482587
Found the plebs
>>37482577
broccoli is fucking great
eggs are fucking great
kill yourself faggot that shit is great
THAT LOOKS FUCKING MINT REEEEEEEEE
>>37482587
Saute it.
Jesus you fuckers know nothing about food.
>>37482577
is that a tortilla baked in cum? the broccoli looks good tho
>>37482626
I like eggs
Broccoli needs flavoring that I can't add because lolnocarbs besides fiber
>>37482632
I did saute it in olive oil
>>37482634
It's 5 eggs omelet.
I don't like them fluffy.
>>37482632
Why try to properly cook shit food instead of just eating good food that's just as healthy (if not more)?
Broccoli is the most entry-level garbage vegetable for people who don't know anything about vegetables but still try to eat "healthy".
>>37482587
never understood this american meme. broccoli tastes of crunchy water, and what taste it does have is inoffensive.
>>37482661
I'm russian and I fucking love vegetables, what does it have to do with america
>and what taste it does have is inoffensive
no, it tastes like shit no matter how you cook it
>>37482651
>Broccoli needs flavoring that I can't add because lolnocarbs besides fiber
breh, salt exists. And broccoli without it is still good.
>>37482661
Tastes like nothing.
Brussel sprouts, cauliflower and spinach are better.
>>37482754
Cauliflower tastes of less than broccoli, Brussel sprouts have a nasty bitter taste, spinach is great.
>>37482676
Хyйцoв c гpeчoй нaвepнyл пepeд cнoм yжe?
>>37482660
Most vegetables have an absence of real flavor unless you really work with them and pair them with certain sauces.
People just delude themselves into thinking that because sauteing, for example, is hard and involves a little fat/oil the only way that vegetables can be served """healthy""" is steamed or some shit. And that tastes bland, so they whine and have a cheat day where they cancel out all gains by eating total shit with no nutritional value.
Try this instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1uGI6fLg8A
It's really good.
>>37482947
>the only way that vegetables can be served """healthy""" is steamed or some shit
The most healthy and most delicious way to serve all vegetables is uncooked at all.
>Most vegetables have an absence of real flavor
Once again, that happens because all the taste goes away when you cook them
fucking grow up
>>37482577
your mom is garbage, kys
>>37482651
>seasoning
>carbs
are you retarded, or just a fucking mongol?
>>37483550
this nigga knows what's up
Always had the same problem with broccali, it always tastes rotten to a degree. But it seems im not alone.
Turns out there's a naturally occuring chemical in broccali thats also used as the plants nayural pesticide that alot of people, me including, are sensitive to. Its on in our head, it actually really does taste fucking bad especially of cooked/steamed
Master race spinach, broccoli, peas, and cauliflower reporting in
Eat something else then?
>>37482577
just learn how to cook better. then you'll be able to make healthy food and eat it too desu.
Seasonings, low sodium soy sauce, olive oil, and a slow cooker does wonders for all vegetables.
>>37482587
broccoli doesn't have any flavor, it's completely neutral... wtf are you niggas talking about?
learn how to season your shit
>overcooked florets
yeah it looks pretty shit OP, you must be a terrible cook.
>>37482577
Eggs and broccoli are great, but this shit looks disgusting. Stop putting broc on pizza to reee.
>>37482577
Just learn how to make eggs, there's literally hundred ways
>>37482628
Waye aye tbqh
>>37482577
>eggs
nice heart disease bro
>>37482577
>cooked broccoli
why do you hate yourself
What the fuck is wrong with you guys? Broccoli is easily my favorite vegetable.
>>37487912
>mfw I see dull, listless green broccoli
It's supposed to be a bright green when cooked properly
>>37482577
I dont know whats more autistic; putting whole broccoli florets in an omelette, or the fact that you doing that bothers me
>>37482577
>>37482587
Any food can be awesome if you bother to learn a little about cooking.
If you're ultra pussy mode just blend them with some blueberries and chug it.
>>37482577
ive been eating this for 2 months now. Eggs are god tier.
You might be doing it wrong?
>>37482577
give up and drown it in hot sauce like the rest of us
>>37482577
cooked broccoli (in any way) tastes like shit
raw broccoli is not the best thing ever but it works
>>37482577
I see you don't buy into the cholesterol meme then.
>>37491133
>any established scientific fact i don't like is a meme
Chef here
Boil the broccoli for 2 minutes and finish it off in a hot pan with butter for 1 minute. season with salt.
Hollandaise sauce goes with broccoli as well
>>37491377
>boiling
way to leech out the nutrients, chef
>>37482577
>broccoli omelet
I know what I'm having for breakfast tomorrow
>>37482577
your welcome
pic realted
>>37482577
why don't you have the broccoli on the side steamed? maybe it's the lighting or moisture, but those eggs look pretty oily I think you lubed the pan up to much
>>37483513
>low carb food for athletes
this is a retarded meme
>>37482577
>steam then fry the broccoli.
>fry the eggs and chop them up.
>add seasoning salt and pepper.
>>37482577
>eat the broccoli raw, with adequate drinking water.
>hard boil the eggs. de-shell and salt.
>>37482577
try roasting your broccoli, it has a much nicer texture when prepared that way.
When I was young (10-15 years ago) and watching american tv-shows, I always been puzzled, why this fucking american kids are so hate this goddes BROCCOLI. May be you just don't now how to cock them?
>>37492714
>Make Chinese food by using "Chinese Five Spice"
Wow so fucking deep, how would I ever have guessed
>>37489123
Ultra pussymode here. Will try ir
>>37492815
also american veggies are often inferior in taste to esp. europeans (don't know about russians) bc they're bred for size and good looks in the grocery store instead of flavor
>>37489123
i had no idea i was pussy mode, let alone ultra pussy mode
>>37492815
there are no jewish broccoli farmers, and therefore it is not conducive to good business to show broccoli in anything other than a negative light on television.
>>37488001
Literally maybe 10-15
>>37491339
Yup is scientific fact that eggs are good for you. Eat more eggs.
>>37493406
t. American Egg Board
>>37482577
Just eat it pussy. I'm lifting right now and still have to go home and cook. If that food was sitting there waiting for me i'd eat the shit out of it.
Broccoli is awesome and pretty much the single healthiest vegetable a /fit/-minded person can eat (though variety is still good).
I'm not really a fan of eggs though. They are a convenient protein source, but ehh.. I just can't into them.
>>37484124
>eating seasoning
never going to make it
plain steamed chicken breast breakfast lunch and dinner 7 times a week 52.04 weeks a year
Eggs & broccoli all day evri day. Absolutely love it.
