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JK Simmons is an absolute beast Goal body thread? Goal body thread
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JK Simmons is an absolute beast

Goal body thread?
Goal body thread
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this guy slaps your ass and says you're his prag now. wat do?
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>>37478032
Holy shit, what a fuckin' inspiration.

I love that guy so much.
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>>37478032
STEROIDS
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>>37478032
ask him to fuck off back to Kame house
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Kick him in the knee and snap his ancient ligaments then call an ambulance. Little does he know that the paramedic is an accomplice. Instead of taking him to the hospital he takes JK Simmons to my hidden Rape Dungeon in the forest. After sedating him and delivering him to the rape dungeon, I would strap him to a cast iron gurney and amputate his legs at the knee and his arms at the elbow. Following the amputation, install hooks onto the now exposed bone. Seal the wounds and allow the wounds to heal. During his recovery I would constantly ask him if he would slap my ass again knowing what I would do to him. Once he had sufficiently healed I would attach the installed hooks on his limbs to chains hanging from the roof and let him hang and squirm. Feeding him lsd and other psychedelic drugs I would torment him in depraved and disgusting ways. Carving paintings into his old and frail flesh with a scalpel, his screams echoing off the walls and the cacophony of agony bringing me to climax again and again and again
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>>37478032
At his age anybody SHOULD be on TRT, unless you like growing into a feeble, estrogen filled skinnyfat faggot.
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>>37478032
>>37478293

ask him to train me
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Looks shopped
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>>37478032
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>>37478301
oh fuck i was just like that lizard when reading that. good job
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>>37478301
what the fuck is wrong with you

seek medical attention
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How do I get like Henry?
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