>things you can say at the gym, but not in bed..
Wow OP, literally nothing. Great thread.
Heavier = Better
>ain't nothin but a peanut baby
>can I work in with you?
>nah, you don't need to wipe that down
>you finished with that? then put it back where you found it
>>37476862
>I like it heavy!
>Don't bounce, bitch
>Don't help, I got it
>Don't arch your back so much
>lightweight, baby!
>>37476862
i cant lift this
SHOOP HA
>>37476862
>Hey you little orange dream pop, mind if I work in on those ham blasters you're smashing out?
>Sorry kids, heavy grundle-grunts should only be done with parental supervision!
>Can you clean this melted ice cream off my back? My figgles are all tiddly.
>>37476862
>TOO EASY
>Mind if I work in with you?
Lightweight, baby.
Get it.
Because my girlfriend is fat and I settled.
>>37477175
apologize >>37477143
>We're all gonna make it.
No homo.
>>37476862
>I need a 3-5 minute rest after every 5 reps babe
Can I work in?
>>37476862
cute butt, big guy
I can overhead press 135lbs
>"Really? Do it to me! I'm about that weight!"
>she's a landwhale
>>37476862
Stay out of my sight manlet.
Because I have no mirror in my bedroom.
I'm the biggest guy in here!
>hey, how're you doing man?
>what are you working on today?
Hey bud I'm going for a PR over here. Mind giving me a spot?
>Whew, that one was a killer! Now to finish up with some dead lifts and skull crushers.
>>37477213
You are not even funny, manlet.
>I can't lift this weight up
>I always put everything back after I finish my workout
>you should drop 20lbs
>mind sharing your protein shake, bro? I got rid of my shaker the other day and I didn't think about how I'd get my protein in.
>>37476862
Can I work in with you?
>>37477316
Fuckin good
There sure is a lot of sweaty men in here
>I'm loving this stair master. It's taking my breath away.
>>37476862
>Why's your dick hard, bro?
>i take 5 scoops
>you almost done with that?
>I'm repping to failure
>nah I can't eat that, it doesn't fit my macros
>you're glutes are getting striations bro
"lower, faggot"
>>37476862
>I usually jerk after I clean
>That receptionist by the door is kind of cute.
>>37477361
>can't
>>37477224
Underrated
>Mate, make sure to wipe that shit down when you're done cause I'm gonna have a go now and I don't want your sweat all over me.
>>37477224
LEL
Stop looking at my dick, bro :3
Hate doing this cardio bullshit all the time. Fucking boring AS FUCK
I'm not the only one here.
>>37476862
Let's go another round
>>37478061
Busy tonight
*puts ear buds on*
Not exactly something you say but if you're fucking to >SOON I'LL BE SIXTY YEARS OLD
You're probably not fucking someone hot
>I can go deeper
>>37478061
H-homegym masterrace
One more Jeff your almost there bro
>yo bro you still using that?
I hat waiting for those old Mexican ladies to finish so I can get on
I have a lot of experience
>>37476862
AINT NUTTIN BUT A PEANUT
>>37476862
I HAVE A BIG DICK
I've seen better snatches from crossfitters
THIS THREAD IS FUCKING GARBAGE
58 replies
44 different posters
and none of you are anywhere near funny
> natty lickeraoo
>>37479988
Where can yo see how many posters a thread has?
I'M NOT DONE YET
Look at that retard doing hip thrusts.
Rack your weights when you're finished.
How much longer are you gonna be?
>>37480001
Newfag
What's your stack?
Wow, your form is all fucked up.
Put your collar on.
>>37476862
these monthly dues seems a little high
>>37476862
i'm waiting for that other guy to finish
This place gives me satisfaction
>>37476862
agayun
just exactly like that
I've never seen a snatch that heavy before.
Pull sumo
I love the burn!
>>37477211
kek'd
>>37477385
kek
>>37477175
Leave
>>37479924
Double-o-kek
>>37476862
>Deeper, faggot
FUCK, that was heavy!
It's all you, bro!
Have a good workout!
>>37477224
>>37477316
>>37477386
>>37478061
>>37478147
bery nice!! !
>>37477256
jesus
>Push day was yesterday, today I'm just gonna pull.
>>37480419
thats so good
>I am at the gym right now
>>37476862
the heavier the better
time to deload, baby.
>>37477256
Nice.
>Porkies face just makes it.
>>37476862
>Are you done yet?
>>37477038
Nice
>>37480655
underr8ed
I think we'll need another person for safety.
You forgot to put clamps on
I hate the 30 min time limit
Let's not incorporate any machines
Oh, come on now, did the membership cost go up again?
Hey there, Jack, haven't seen you here for a while now.
>>37477224
perfect
Make sure you hold your breath as you're going down.
>>37477189
underrated
>>37476862
I wish my gymbro was here
>It's my first time trying this but my bros showed me how to do it.
I didn't want to lift so heavy today but I came here
I often come with other people
>>37482194
>Let's not incorporate any machines
ayy
>let's bang the receptionist
I love you
>>37476862
>hqdefault.jpg
kek
>Make sure you squat all the down. Break parallel
>>37476862
ONE MOOOOOORE
>do you know why they call em deadlifts?
>don't touch it unless I'm dying
>I want you to drop your dick in between your knees
>don't forget to chalk up
This thread is reddit
>>37486201
Calling shit Reddit just because you don't like it is Reddit.
