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How do the womanlets/chicklets/femlets of /fit/ feel when a woman like this walks in?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLodX51uRbg
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>tfw inadequate
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>>37472287
>womanlets/chicklets/femlets
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wondering why she has those big gloves
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perfectly fine because I can ohp her
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>>37472287
Like this
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>>37474125
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>>37474142
>>37474142
>>37474125
picking LD ugliest woman known in existence
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2 badd its blocked
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>>37474125
They're all wearing at least 5" heels.

Also, I feel very short-but I like my shortness; albeit being the average size.
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A bit jelly because she can eat more than me, but I like being tiny and everyone towering over me.
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>>37474142
Her mistake here is wearing sensible shoes. Everyone else on that stage is wearing sky high heels. Also . What is the point of comparing yourself to people who look good for a living? It's like being upset that a professional electrician can wire your house and you can't; even though you know how to change the batteries in your dragon dildo.
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>>37474328
Those take batteries?
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>>37474356
I may be confused with a mag light
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>>37474412
>mfw the cold metal touches your hole
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>>37474328
Women only compare themselves to people at the top. Anyone below a woman is considered to be vermin and ought to be avoided, so they just pretend those people don't even exist.
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>>37472287
I feel fine because guys prefer short girls anyway. I'm 5ft5 and I tower over many guys in heels
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>>37474521
They don't just compare themselves to people at the top - if they don't know the people at the top, then they feel the need to say that the people at the top are also vermin for unrelated reasons, OR they say that the measurement of how people see the ladder is incorrect and that they're actually at the top.

This is also just a generalization of most western women... and a lot of men that I'd refer to as "faggots", who are usually obese and not doing anything about it.
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Short girls are hot af, hate seeing lanklet bitches walk around they look like freaks
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>>37474328
But I compare myself to others much better than me so I can improve, and I'm a man.
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>>37475169
This, especially if their shoulders are wide.
But I saw a girl today that had my height (5'9) and was wearing high heels with and skin tight jeans and it was fucking hot desu.
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>>37474631
Same.
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>>37472287
I feel aroused
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They probably don't care unless the guy they are interested in is specifically interested in tall girls.
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All these manlets lusting after legitimate midgets. Do you even propagate the species?
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>>37474224
Pretty much this
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>>37475169
>>37475387

> This is what femlets tell themselves every night before bed
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>>37472287
i feel a lil inferior but only because she's white and blonde blue eyed
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It makes me realize that I'll never have a bf because I literally can't compete. I'm a spergy, pathetic girl who would probably be way too clingy. I should just kill myself.
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>>37475915
be my gf
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>>37475915
Don't despair anon, just get pregnant and some guy will be stuck with you for life, then you can be as clingy as you want
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>>37475915
You have a virgin pussy and (considering you're on /fit/) probably a nicer body than most girls, lots of men would date you just because of those two things, plus if you date some beta male he'll probably be just as clingy as you are
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>>37475915
>thinking that all men go/can get supermodels.
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>>37475920
I don't even meet your standards.

>>37475943
I'll be a kissless hugless virgin until I decide to take 8 scoops of cyanide with my protein.
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>>37475915
I will marry u rite now

pls respond
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>>37475915
Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.
>mfw thinking of you hurting
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>>37472287

Most are jelly.

But some are secure.
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>>37474125

> That physical comparison

yikes
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>>37475915

LONDON
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>>37475915
E-Edinburgh
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>>37476019
No you wouldn't.
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>>37475920
>>37475943
>>37475967
>>37475973
>>37476019

Settle down boys.
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>>37476068

Looks good to me.

How's the body?

If this is what you are working with you need to quit complaining.
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>>37476068
waifu
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>>37476068
oh god freckles hnnnnngggggg
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>>37476068
not bad

if you have a nice ass i would marry you and get you preganant
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>>37474042

They're from the Princess Peach spring catalogue.
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>>37474193

>Also, I feel very short-but I like my shortness; albeit being the average size.

wut
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>>37476068

plenty of girls look worse than u :) x
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>>37476068
maybe if you developed virtues and a kind heart you wouldn't be fucked for looking homely because you'd have something more important to offer

*flips you off* kiss my fucking ass
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>>37476068
Why do 99% of the grills on /fit/ complain about being foreveralone despite wearing no makeup, not styling their hair or wearing pretty clothes?

It's like a guy complaining about being >tfw no gf while wearing a semen stained Naruto tshirt and having an unshaven neckbeard
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>>37475387

>But I saw a girl today that had my height (5'9) and was wearing high heels

Ugh, that shit aggravates me. I'm 5'10'' and usually have grow a beard. For a while in college I dated a skinny blonde on the cross country team, who was 5'9''. The only thing she loved more than wearing really tall high heels was complaining that her feet hurt.

I knew the relationship was over when we showed up to a party at my friend's place, with her wearing her stupid high heels, and my friend greeted us with "HAY, IT'S LEGOLAS AND GIMLI."
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>thread derailed by dumb attention whore and whiteknights circlejerking
really /fit/?
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>>37475915

Post pics, we'll tell you if you can get a bf.

We're going to need front and side pics, fully clothed and in underwear.
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>>37476212

Brethern, ye olde tale is older than time itself.
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>>37476233
It was a fucking shitty thread anyway
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>>37476245

It's DEEPLY rooted in male psychology for men to give comfort to an upset woman, particularly a woman for whom child bearing is a posibility.
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>>37476233
we dont all hate women m80
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>>37476212
so you would rather look at a painted face slut than a "normal" gril? cause i dont, she looks pretty fine to me
>>37476068
pls have my children
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>>37476068
You look like sigourney weaver
Sigourney weaver is hot
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>>37474125
That picture makes me feel so happy.
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>>37476166
Every man on planet earth seems to be taller than me, which makes me feel short- but I'm 5' 5" and that isn't particularly short for a female at all.
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>>37477092
>I'm 5' 5" and that isn't particularly short for a female at all
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The feels when youre only 5'1 :/
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>>37476212
Makeup is pretty gross. It feels like your skin can't breathe and it makes my rosacea flare up like mad.

I wish I could figure out how to make my frizzy, wavy hair look nice, though. I do everything I can think of to not damage it and it still looks like crud. I'm scared to use curling irons or straighteners or anything like that.
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>>37476212
What did you say about-
*SNIKT*

...me?
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>>37477111
Anon pls. I'm average height. I don't (personally) consider that short.
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>>37477206
I hate makeup too. Waste of money and time, hard as fuck to get off. I'd rather just let people see me for how I really look. Guys don't get the advantage of makeup, so why should we?
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>>37474142
>>37474631
>>37475430
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?
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Becase from life time observation being short is still and attractive trait in a female, we make guys seem taller.

>5'3 reporting in
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>>37477248
>tfw 6'1"
At least I got a volleyball scholarship but damn if it doesn't make finding a date hard.
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>>37476068
where are you from? i will literally date you if you don't mind occasional physical abuse (only when im really drunk and ive cut back a lot).
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>>37477208
Keep telling yourself that filthy womanlet
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>>37477262
I kek'd
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>>37477263
It's okay. I have a cat and cooking and weights to keep me occupied. I'm glad I'm a womanlet, you manlet.
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Who else /leftboobbiggerthanrightboob/ here?
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>>37477225
Literally some mascara and good lip gloss can make a huge difference and takes but a few minutes, thy tiresome wench.
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>>37477257
LONDON
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>>37477292
Nah I'm lazy and I don't think it's worth it. Maybe once I'm desperate for a date I'll do some light makeup.
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womanlets pls leave
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>>37477257
Are you of unusual proportions for your height?
If not, you're probably just scary to insecure manlets, I'm 6'3" and have happily dated women up to my own height.
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>>37476213

Top kek
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>>37477225
>Waste of money and time, hard as fuck to get off. I'd rather just let people see me for how I really look.
That's how I feel about it. I see women spending $25 on mascara or $80 for fancy lotions and it blows my mind how much money goes into it.
I'm also fine letting people see me for me even with the rosacea.

>>37477292
I don't know about other girls, but mascara turns me into a raccoon in about 30 minutes.
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Ex told me he dated me because I look like a child with a bit of chub on me.

Fuck. My. Life.
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>>37477289
Have you seen boobs in person? Up close? They are different sizes if you stare at them long enough. Perfect symmetry can only be found with a knife.
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>>37477208
average is short though. the average male height in the united states is something like 5'9" which is comfortably in manlet territory.
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>>37476068
But seriously you got that tough chick sarah connor look going on if you start lifting and take care of yourself a bit
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tall low test only
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>>37474631
I don't think so. I'm 5'7 guy and when i wear heels, I tower over femlets like you easily.
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>>37475915
You just need to talk to men. That's why half the men on here are single.
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>>37475967
She said nothing as to the state of her virginity. Lots of bitches I know had sex before having a bf.
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>>37477347
True, but generally it's accepted that women can be average height and still be attractive, but if you're a guy with shit facial features you're screwed. Must be shitty for manlets :^(
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T A L L
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As a guy, I've never noticed much of a different between women height wise unless they were really tall.
Me personally I'm a fairly tall guy(5'8), and most women are shorter than me or my height. Any women taller than me stand out but not in a good way. Think of a giraffe in an area full of cheetahs.
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>>37477321
I don't think I'm weirdly proportioned. Obvs on the right, please ignore my womanlet friend.
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>>37477206
As a fellow female...learn to do braids, buns, and other half/up does. Hell their is a way to get waves/curls from just putting you hair in a bun.
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>>37477406
>I'm a fairly tall guy(5'8)
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>>37477362
>Implying 90% of the straight guys on /fit/ wouldn't destroy that woman
So yeah, that's like 9 percent of /fit/ if you do the math.
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>>37477406
>I'm a fairly tall guy
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>>37477411
please make me your sex slave you sex goddess
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>>37477406
Bait.
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>>37477391
Not true. I see many dad bods with bitches and no fat chicks with a cock...if they have a so its a fat woman.
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>>37477406
if youre fairly tall what the fuck am i lmao
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I'm 6'5", last two girls I've dated were tall, gotta say it's pretty fun. First one is about 6'2", medium distance runner and former basketball player, unbelievable body. Current one is right at 6', would be skinnyfat except she has god-tier fat distribution (could also be because she's 22). Both said that they find plenty of shorter guys attractive, though when they thought about it they had only ever dated guys who were 1-2" shorter than them at the most. Also that most very tall guys are ugly or have weird unattractive proportions.
>on the other hand, kind of miss having a womanlet to easily throw around
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>>37477417
>>37477421
5'7-5'10 is optimal height for a male. Theres a reason most females are around 5'4-5'7

the rest of you are anomalies
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>>37477225
Men are fully able to wear makeup if their little heart desired. No one cards to buy make up.
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>>37477411
Naw, your proportions look fine. I don't see how you would have problems finding a date unless you're obnoxious, have no interests or the dating scene sucks where you are.
I know it can take a little more work to look feminine when you're tall though, but most tall women do just fine.
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>>37477473
Sure, faggot.
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>>37477338
Are you retarded? I clearly stated that my left was bigger than my right.
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>>37477329
Yikes. Sounds like a creep.
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>Girls complaining about being 5'3'' when I'm 5'

fuck off
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>>37475915
post ur bod bby girl
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>>37477329
why is that a bad thing?
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>>37477411
you have ugly knees and calves, but your proportions are fine
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>>37477329
And now you've come to /fit/ to make sure you only look like a child?
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>>37477635
Dont want to date a dude whos into me becuse I have the body of a fat little girl?
>>37477612
5'1, I feel it too.
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>>37477643
If I'm gonna look like a child I may as well be a thin child. Really considering getting implants, terrified that once I drop weight I'll lose what small amount of boobs I have.
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>>37477670
don't do it, fake tits are absolutely disgusting. they turn me off to the point where if I'm hooking up with you and I realize you have them, I would probably get dressed and leave.
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>>37477688
subjectively, ms.anon has no idea if you're the creep with patchy beard and jean shorts stalking her or calvin klein model she's trying to get attention
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>>37477696
there is literally nothing wrong with wearing jean shorts. they're comfy and easy to wear.
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>>37477688
I'm not talking huge bolt ons, just enough for a C cup. Will just have to see once I get to my goal weight. I dont have the 7k+ to get them.
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>>37476068
I think your only hope is to date an asian man, it will kill the devil's bloodline

[spoiler]and neither of you have souls[/spoiler]
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>>37474042
>wondering why she has those big gloves
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>>37477670
don't get implants. unless you have some kind of condition you won't look like a child to anyone except weirdos who want to see that.
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>>37477670
>Really considering getting implants
Fucking dropped what is wrong with these whore who want implants get a huge ass and youre set why make it harder for yourself.
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>>37476068
you've got that thing going on where it looks like the skin is pulled too tight over your face. i actually find it attractive but i can understand why people [and yourself presumably] think its ugly.
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>>37477715
Nice meme
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>>37477739
Titless-syndrome. Most of my body fat goes to the lower half of my body so if I were to ever get super fat it would look like those weird artistic statues that you cant tell if their male or female.
>>37477756
People say more then a handful is a waste, I have half a handful at 140lbs.
Got a complex about being titless
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>>37477800
there are lots of very obviously adult women who are totally flat bro. it's more about the face and demeanor more than anything.
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>>37477800
Any handful is fine dude theres a market for everything, flats, a cups, f cups, those cow tits someone will find you attractive. Just do squats and there wont be any problems.
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>>37477813
Thanks man, gives me hope even though I have a baby face. Hoping the cut will get rid of my chubby cheeks.
>>37477854
Cheers, just sick of men at work asking what my cunt tastes like and other gross shit then ask my age, once I tell them they go 'oh shit you look young I thought you were 15'.
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>>37476068
Hair covering face is a sign of poor self confidence.
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>>37477257

Might just be the way dating is laid out in our culture. I'm 5'10, and I'd date someone your height if they showed interest, but wouldn't make the first move. That's mostly because I subconsciously assume that most women won't date a guy who is shorter than them.
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>>37477886
>sick of men at work asking what my cunt tastes like
people do that? and why would they say they thought you were 15 after, doesn't that make it worse?
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/shrugs

I'm 5'11" and its literally garbage

>tfw taller than more than half the men i meet

I feel like a monster and it definitely has never been a source of confidence.

only good thing is fat distribution - I feel like taller people generally have better fat distribution
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>>37477990
Yep, work in a bar so I get alot of colorful customers. And yes, it makes it alot creepier when they tell me the age they think I am after saying that.
Logic would suggest that a 15 y.o wouldn't be able to sell alcohol but I guess not.
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>>37477411

>short girl doing the pigeon toe pose

I don't care what any of you fuckers have to say about it, I think its cute.
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>>37477994
>/shrugs
Back to /cgl/, hambeast.
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>>37478055
damn cgl right on the money - but im a normie fuck at 140
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>>37472287

id rather not fuck skeltons

i'll stick to fucking 5 foot to 5'5 curvy grills. Not whales. Curvy in the right places
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>>37477994
>I feel like a monster
monstergrills are my fetish tho
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>>37477994
>tfw no tall domineering gf
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>>37477257

I'm 6ft, and on 2 separate occasions I dated a girl taller than me.

I didn't care, I thought it was cool.

I wonder what they thought though?
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>>37478177
>when will he learn
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>>37477329

Shoulda turned it into some kinky child fucky role play.

Woulda saved the relationship IMHO.
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>>37478190
kek
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>>37478023
Hey think about it you're the one giving them the stick when serving that watered down cranberry vodka. AND theyre tipping you on top of that. The house always wins.
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>>37478191
I dumped him because he stopped wearing deodorant and brushing his teeth. 5 days in the same bob marley pants with no underwear.
No thanks. Dark times for me.
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5'7 master race reporting in
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>>37477190
>mfw would fuck you over and over and over
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>>37478403
Nah, I'm a fatty
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>>37472287
Feels ok. I can only be me.
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>tfw 5'8 and attracted to broads my height but whores only want 6'12 chads.

It sucks desu.
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Same as how women react to every superior specimen OP, they resentfully attack them as being "Too tall" "Masculine" etc.

Women fucking hate everything about other women - their looks, figures, height etc. They even hate women who are just better at being people than them too (Smarter, nicer etc.). Where a man would look at a superior male and accept humility, and be willing to learn from him women would rather just lower the bar for themselves and try to drag her down to her level - which stems from a society telling her from age 4 that she is a princess and every girl should be treated like one. Men accept that they aren't gonna be fucking he-man at age 10 and move on, whereas girls never grow out of their childhood mentality and still expect the Disney treatment.

Women's brains are parasitic, they don't think rationally and their thought processes shouldn't be dissected too much because to a rational person they don't make sense.
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>>37474142
>doesn't wear 5 inch heels
>wonders why she looks shorter than them

It's not about the height, it's about the proportions.
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>>37475915
>clingy attractive girl

I have no problem with this
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girls hate other girls as a way to hide their own insecurities

rather than improve themselves, they bitch about other girls, I dont understand why but they do it.
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>>37479201

see

>>37479070
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>>37476212
Because /fit/ claims to hate women who use makeup and hair products.

>narcissist fake bitch
>fraud to be honest, family
>cunt using paint to pretend she has good genes
>pancake face, would not breed with
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>>37479466

well if you are ugly and hide that with makeup, that's a bad thing

lies are bad anon
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I can't even fap to supermodels or really beautiful pornstars like Elle Alexandra. It's like high end gourmet cuisine. Ok it's really well made and must taste special, but I prefer something less lofty and reasonable. These girls are wonderful to look at, but that is all, no wife material.
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>>37479116
But height gives your those proportions
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>>37479070
Men do this also, but women do it more
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>>37477756
Implant technology is pretty good now.
You dont have to go full dd you know
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>>37477890
or almost blind in one eye like my sister.

>mother told her to never ever mention it during her driving lessons and exam.
>she past with flying colors even though she might not even be allowed to drive.
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>>37477395
>them long legs
>those buns
>that hair

Iʻm in love /fit/
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>>37476068
you look cute in this pic and you'd be a solid 7/10 qt with makeup
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>>37472287
My womanlet gf (4'11" while I'm 6'2") is a 14 year martial artist known for literally kicking ass and tricking in tourneys. I noticed that she has a lot more personality than the taller girls I've talked to in college. Plus she's a fun-sized petite, making sex really fucking amazing and picking her up is like lifting a little girl... Speaking of which, we're both actors so roleplay fantasies like the teacher/bad schoolgirl scenario makes it that much more enjoyable.

Pretty sure I made her prouder for being short than if she were a taller woman. She's disciplined as fuck from her skill too, so she doesn't have that bitchy personality even when she's bleeding. I am perfectly fine settling with this.
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>>37477472
>anomalies
GET OUYT OF HERE STALKGER
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>>37474125
Top kek! That short, fat ugly slag standing next to those fully developed humans!
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>>37479857
cool story maybe start a blog so you can tell us about your intriguing life or sth
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>>37479857
weak bait
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>>37475920

But you don't even know her anon?
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>>37476068
>brown eyes
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>>37479570
speak for yourself faggot, i'd die to marry a woman like candice
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>>37479570
>I prefer something less lofty and reasonable.

That's your coping mechanism speaking with you. It knows better that you don't have a chance with top-tier women so it tells you not to date outside your league.
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>>37477472
>5'7
>optimal
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>>37476068
You look like the lady who's been doing mine, my sister's and my mom's hair for the last 20 years
Hi Eva
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>>37476068

Your hair is cute, and your face isn't terrible, but you should definitely watch some YouTube makeup tutorials.

Remember, Ginny Weasley hooked up with Harry Potter, and she wasn't shit compared to the girls he had available.
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>>37477225
>Guys don't get the advantage of makeup, so why should we?


What's the female equivalent of *tips fedora* so I can use it here?
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>>37477990
They're perverts anon. The younger the better. Pure and simple degeneracy.
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>>37480270
Some people enjoy that though.. My gf and i do the ddlg fantasy from time to time.
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>>37480280
>Some people enjoy that though


Yes
They're the perverts I mentioned
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>>37477190
4'11 here BTFO
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>>37480235
Maybe "Adjusts cat eye glasses" or "Hikes high waisted pants?"
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>>37474631

>tfw 6'5 and don't find short girls attractive at all

5'7 is bare minimum
5'10+ preferred
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>>37476212
>It's like a guy complaining about being >tfw no gf while wearing a semen stained Naruto tshirt and having an unshaven neckbeard

where could we possibly find guys like that!? anyone? ANYONE!?
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>>37479570
That's why you develop a humiliation fetish man.

If you don't want to be an ashtray / spittoon for the Victorias secret girls you've got problems.
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>>37474631
>>37475430
Fuck you i'm 6'1" and I only dat girls that are like 5'9"
Or else it just feels weird

I remember seeing one 6'6" ish guy with like a 5'3" girl though.
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>>37484632
Actually scratch that all I really care about are tits desu with you.
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>>37482148
what if a 5'5" girl had the best tits you had ever seen though breh?
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>>37476276
it's not about hating women

it's about hating annoying women
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>>37476030
How are Shibas even real?
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>>37472287
They feel awesome. Being a tall woman is like being a short man. All women want to be short ask them
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Height does not have nearly the importance as it does for men.

http://news.rice.edu/2014/02/10/is-height-important-in-matters-of-the-heart-new-study-says-yes-2/
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>>37476068
you right, you right
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>>37477994
We are the same height bitch.

I'm not sure how I feel about this desu.
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>>37477688
>fake tits are absolutely disgusting

/4chan

THEY NEED TO FUCKING JIGGLE RIGHT!!!!
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>>37476068
>mildy cute face
>autistic beavis and butthead shirt

It's not your looks that need changed, it's your style.
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Nothing because I know boys are so desperate that even a ugly 5ft female like me can make you guys want me
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>>37485844
Keep telling yourself that :^)
Post pics for extra keks
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>>37474142
>>37474125

Literally who?
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>>37475915

pls be in
M I N N E S O T A
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fine, because I have a prettier face and stronger body. Compact, agile, and unique, doing things, and having fun with life is more important that being a six foot clothes hanger with zero personality. Happy girls are the prettiest girls.
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>>37479466
>letting 4chan influence your life
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>>37474125
Find the jewlet
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Hi /fit/ last year I started taking lifting advice from a guy named Chris Dyck consulting www.chrisdyck.com

>basically told me that if I was going to make any gains, I’d have to buy his shit program
>consisted of 50 neck pulls, 30 pushups, 50 squats, and 30 lateral screams
>alternate pushups and neckpulls with deadlifts and goodmornings
>rinse and repeat till swole
>didntwork.dll
>mfw chris dyck teaches computer science at my school

What should I do /fit/?
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>>37476068
Not bad, honestly. If you don't like makeup that's fine, but just a little bit of eyeliner and eyeshadow would probably look quite nice, if you wanted to give it a try.
mirin the beavis & butthead shirt, ignore these poor tryhards that can't get off unless a woman is wearing a stripperdress and high heels, would cuddle on couch watching episodes and transition to spooning position intercourse with
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>>37488073
Seriously doubt you have a prettier face than Candice
Specially considering how butthurt you sound
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>>37483742
>he hasn't seen the picture
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>>37476212
Dont make fun of my naruto shirt ever again
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This thread is gold.
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>>37477411
LONDON
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>>37476067

WHAT PART OF EDINBURGH

I'll suck the soul out of you you faggy little twink

Just give me love-laced protein suppositories in return <3
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>>37477472
No. Optimal male height is 5'9-6'3.
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>>37490482

>5'9''
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>>37484820
Nope some bitches want to be tall just not 5'10 tall
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>Cant reach top self in bar job.
>Jokes thrown daily that I need a stool to reach it.
>Have to go into fridge and stand on beer keg to reach from the back to get cans.
>Cash register screen is adjustable, people I work with are tall so I have to stand on tippytoes to put orders in.
>Nicknames are Midge, for midget. Shortie, elf.
>Know that after I drop weight itll get worse.

Yea I'm pretty bitter but I cant do much about it.
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>>37475915
S A L T L A K E C I T Y
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I'm 4'10" and I have a 6' bf. We're all gonna make it womanlets
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>>37475915
Tip for you m'lady!
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>>37491839
This makes me lol imagining the opposite for a tall person. I work with a bunch of men online and we hope to get an office and work together. Most of them are little dudes at 5'5, 5'3 and even 5'1, so we were jokingly saying how we'd get a place with low ceilings and cabinets to make life hard for the one guy who's 6'3.
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>>37472287
Jelly of her beauty but not because of her height. I like being on the shorter side, I like feeling tiny next to a guy.

Jealousy is bad and I've given up on comparing myself to other women, Candace is a supermodel of course she's gonna be a 10/10. In my day to day life I look great and that's enough for me
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>>37477208
163 is 5'5? Wuuut I'm exactly 163 and always assumed read it was 5'4.
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yeet
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>>37474125
spot the jew
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>>37492955
Yeah, she's a half Jewish and half Filipino qt. See, Jews do race mix.
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>>37488073
I bet this bitch is fat.
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>>37492125
It sucks.
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>>37476068
Shaun white?
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>>37475234
emphasis on
>I'm a man
and
>so I can improve

Women do neither.
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>>37472287
Since most guys would fuck any decent looking woman between 4'10" and 6'0", it probably doesnt matter to them very much.

The fact that the girls are hotter than them will make them angry and bitchy, but it has little to do with height.
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>>37478396
Seconded. Ill take being noticeably short (barely) if it means easy gains
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I usually get sore feet looking at other women in huge heels. It's because I have big man-feet that are really wide and shoe companies rarely make heels wide or comfortable enough for me to like. My favorite most comfy shoe I have is my steel-toe Redwing work boots.

Then I notice her make up. If there's too much caked on I think it's really gross. Same with hair products and perfume too. I admire natural beauties and respect women who haven't fallen for wiping expensive, toxic hormone-disrupting chemicals all over their face.
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>>37476068
>literally Assumpta Fitzgerald
>implying I wouldn't
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>>37476068
Carrot top is that you???
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>>37488073
lets be honest youre small fat have a ugly boyfriend jealous as fuck , no i would much rather fuck Candice than the happiest girl in the world
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>>37494664
Her fake ginger hair is nasty desu senpai
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>>37494681
That's me, friendo. I was saying I'll never look like the model in OP's pic. I'm painfully below average and have nasty fake ginger hair
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>>37494695
fish for complements on facebook instead slut
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>>37494742
I don't have fb fatty :')
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>>37494695
Good for you
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>>37477190
>the feels when
summerfags pls go
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>>37476068
S P A I N
P
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PLS RESPOND
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>>37490482
I am 5'9" let me tell you ... optimal male height is 6'2" period. Anything taller and you are too tall for 98 percent of women. Anything shorter and you are a manlet.
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>>37477371
Kekek, underrated,
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>>37494901
5'11 here...pls post pics of yourself
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>>37495106

no clue why but enjoy yourself breh
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>>37495220
Do you lift?
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>>37495242
only lift my benis
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>>37494901
To be fair, I'd climb someone whos 6'3+ and would be hot to have a boyfriend who'd have to lift me up to kiss him.

On the other hand, father walking with his daughter would be the only thing people see when we go places.
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>>37488073
Ohhhh baby when you talk like that
You make a woman go maddd
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>>37495259
U can climb me bby
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>>37476212
>semen stained Naruto tshirt
Dear Lord, my sides
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>>37472287

I wonder if girls like that go out of their way to Jolene people.

I think if I looked like that and had time to kill I'd go around testing the fidelity of other ladies' men.
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>>37494901
>5'9"
>allowed to speak about optimal anything
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