Hey anon, i know you're on a cut but you wanna have a cookie?
why would she even know what a cut is tell her to fuck off
>>37465018
Ok but just one bby :^)
Sure. You can have that one I'll take the one next to the cake.
Good thing I'm a manlet that cuts on 2,500 calories using IIFYM.
She'd fuck me over any Lanklet on here who cuts using Keto or other Bro-dieting methods on low calories.
Get cucked bro-fags.
>>37465120
>TayTay
>Dating a manlet
>>37465018
everyone on this board is delusional and probably doesnt go to the gym anyways if that, /fit/ would even eat a gram of sugar over the course of 1 year cause theyre mentally deficient
>>37465156
>Calls others mentally deficient
>That post
Do you speak English fampai?
>>37465139
That's the thing. Imagine this scenario.
>me and a bunch of /fit/ lanklets walk into Tay's house
>she offers everyone le cookies
>all the keto lanklets refuse le cookies because muh broscience methods
>i accept several cookies, and enter them into my macro/calorie tracking app
>Tay gets wet as fuck for me and calls her security guards to and KO all the lanklets and drag their limp bodies outside
>Tay takes me to her goddess lounge and i impregnate her
>9 months later she has triplets
>Manlet jealousy on /fit increases 10 fold
>Lanklets literally BTFO into eternity
>fast forward 20 years
>Tay and I live happily ever after with 500 million dollars in the bank
>Lanklets all killed themselves
>My 3 sons go onto become Super Saiyans.
GG NO FUCKING RE
Any women who is too dumb to understand cutting or doesn't respect your goals isn't worth the time. Never let a hole defer your ambition.
>>37465237
That was a really shit greentext.
>>37465258
butthurt lanklet detected
>>37465265
Dude I'm a 6'7" manlet, life really sucks for me.
>>37465295
You called it a shitty greentext, when it's clearly god-like.
You seem jealous of how the story went, no?
>>37465018
sure ;)
Just use the diabetes excuse. Say you have a sibling/cousin with diabetes, and you don't eat sweets out of solidarity. Works every time.
>>37465237
10/10 green text story dude, consider publishing
>Girl gave me a muffin yesterday
>Look at label
>34g sugar
>>37465237
a post so shit it actually brightened my day with its radioactivity. Thanks.
>>37465139
god damn calvin harris is 6'6
holy shit
>>37465909
Just eat the protein and throw sugar away.
>>37465936
they broke up :(
>>37465237
I'm keto for about a month then I fuckin dig in those carbs lie a motherfucker.
>>37465936
He doesn't look that tall
>>37465237
10/10 story, only planned the first 20 years with tay tay?
>>37465018
No fuck off bitch.
>>37465237
what are your stats
>>37465018
No you'll ruin my gains now stfu you'll wake my hubby.
>>37465018
thanks honey, I wanna stay healthy, just give me a kiss and I d be happy
>>37465237
Autistic. Delusional.
