Gorilla Training
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What do you guys think about weight training a gorilla? If I started with a young one, I could teach it how to lift weights. Eventually I would start putting the gorilla on testosterone cycles. How much do you think this thing could lift? Some natty gorillas have weighed up to 500 lbs. How much do you think a roided up gorilla could weigh? What type of weight training program would be best for a gorilla?
>>37445547
Ice Cream Fitness.
>>37445547
Dont even make it workout, just put test in that fucker and he'll steal yo bitch and climb a building.
>>37445568
I feel like a gorilla would need way more volume than ICF
There has to be a study done about this somewhere I imagine
>>37445547
That would work better with a chimp.
RIP Harambe
>>37445547
gorilla isn't even that stong, probably 150% of human powerlifter strength. i've heard theres actually been study where they put human and gorilla in a cage with no weapons, hand human won
>>37446144
Kek, no way
A chimpanzee tears a human to pieces let alone a gorilla
You probably couldn't fucking afford to train a gorilla. He would hit a 2000lb deadlift just from without training. You would need thousands of dollars of weights for him to see any benefit at all.
>>37446144
theres a video where a silver back breaks a tree like nothing imagine a human or a 4 yeerr old nigglet
>>37446159
averege chimpanzee wont tear up a 180lb male human. human would just choke him out or poke his eyes
>>37446144
lel no
>>37446144
Sadly mistaken, they would FUCK anything up. A single gorilla could tear a house apart in a day if he was enraged.
>>37446222
Youre either delusional as fuck or borderline retarded
A chimpanzee will literally tear your limbs off one by one
>>37446222
This should give you an indication.
Also it isn't even enraged here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4amRA0jl0qI
>>37445547
http://www.jstor.org.ezproxy.library.yorku.ca/stable/1373587?seq=5#page_scan_tab_contents
TL;DR: chimpanzee pulls 847 pounds while fucking around, ape pulls 1260 max, a bunch of trained athletes pull between 300-500 tops using positions with the most leverage.
tiny pecs but huge as fuck shoulders, arms, legs, and core
he has optimal femur length for squats, i think he'd do great
>>37446280
Sorry, correction. Chimpanzee pulls 847 with one hand while the trained men were pulling around 150 with one hand.
>>37446280
>Requires login
Fuck off
this also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFMpWm6ECgQ
>>37446290
and yet these men who could pull only 150lbs were more successful than a chimp who could pull much more
>>37446222
>muh krav maga
>I'll punch you in the nuts and win every time
>>37446268
Its a banana tree they are not that hard to fuck up
>>37446313
I wouldn't call that "conclusive". Obviously monkeys are far stronger than humans, but I wouldn't trust this video.
>>37446363
You are retarded as fuck.
>>37446297
Lmao get into a university pleb
>>37446449
>Have a Master's and just don't have a login to your shit-tier school website.
Yea stay pleb bruh
>>37446144
lel, dat delusion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAQmYuvUgOs
Watch that video. He was still chilled just a bit provoked. Imagine a 100% full enrage charge, now think again about what would happen to a human
>>37446590
This was in Omaha wasn't it? I live there lols
>>37446449
what if i've graduated huh
>>37446222
Chimps have 5x the strength of humans
