Why do I need a girlfriend when I have my mom?

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Anonymous
2016-06-04 21:27:56 Post No. 37434310
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 21:27:56 Post No. 37434310 [Report]

Why do I need a girlfriend when I have my mom?

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Anonymous 2016-06-04 21:28:30 Post No.37434314
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 21:28:30 Post No.37434314 [Report]

b/c you can't fuck your mom

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Anonymous 2016-06-04 21:30:40 Post No.37434334
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 21:30:40 Post No.37434334 [Report]

>>37434314
>not fucking your mom
>missing out of all that sweet breast milk gains
That shits like 15 proteins per 100 ml

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Anonymous 2016-06-04 21:31:52 Post No.37434350
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 21:31:52 Post No.37434350 [Report]

>>37434314
we don't fuck she just jerks me off tho

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Anonymous 2016-06-04 21:32:25 Post No.37434353
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>>37434314

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Anonymous 2016-06-04 21:34:51 Post No.37434374
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 21:34:51 Post No.37434374 [Report]

>>37434350
post vid

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Anonymous 2016-06-04 21:36:13 Post No.37434388
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 21:36:13 Post No.37434388 [Report]

>>37434314
you're making an incorrect assumption

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Anonymous 2016-06-04 21:58:14 Post No.37434607
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 21:58:14 Post No.37434607 [Report]

>>37434374
uhh i don't think my mom would be cool with that.

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Anonymous 2016-06-04 21:59:27 Post No.37434622
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 21:59:27 Post No.37434622 [Report]

>>37434350
Where's Ur dade

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Anonymous 2016-06-04 22:00:49 Post No.37434635
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 22:00:49 Post No.37434635 [Report]

>>37434622
he left before i was born

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Anonymous 2016-06-04 22:02:14 Post No.37434648
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 22:02:14 Post No.37434648 [Report]

Oedipus pls go

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Anonymous 2016-06-04 22:21:16 Post No.37434832
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 22:21:16 Post No.37434832 [Report]

>>37434310
MOM I TOLD YOU TO STAY OFF MY NORWEGIAN SHOE PEDDLING FORUM

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Don Draper 2016-06-04 22:23:30 Post No.37434860
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>>37434310
>>37434314

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Anonymous 2016-06-04 22:24:27 Post No.37434870
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>>37434350
Storytime?

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Anonymous 2016-06-04 22:25:47 Post No.37434887
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 22:25:47 Post No.37434887 [Report]

>>37434870
uh...there's not really much story

she jacks me off around once or twice a week in bed

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Anonymous 2016-06-04 22:25:53 Post No.37434888
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 22:25:53 Post No.37434888 [Report]

>>37434310
Your mom's used good it's better to have a qt in there prime then after they've had a child and have to diet and go to the gym to be considered petite

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Anonymous 2016-06-04 23:12:27 Post No.37435358
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>>37434310
Why do you need your mom when I have your mom?

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Anonymous 2016-06-04 23:21:56 Post No.37435456
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 23:21:56 Post No.37435456 [Report]

>>37434310
>TFW mom passed away 3 years ago

;_;

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Anonymous 2016-06-04 23:28:14 Post No.37435519
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 23:28:14 Post No.37435519 [Report]

>>37434860
Sauce?

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Anonymous 2016-06-04 23:37:55 Post No.37435638
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