I heard about DNP as a good fat burner, got it from a friend, and ate 1 spoonful, i feel like shit for the past 1 hour, sweating like a pig, and I'm very hot, my heart is beating like crazy, what do i do now? like go workout or what?
>>37433294
"Workout" is a noun, not a verb
You're welcome!
>ate a spoonful
wouldn't this burn your mouth? lol
>>37433294
Are you in Thailand? Try to get to a sauna if possible.
Chill in a cold bath with some music and/or a movie.
>>37433301
WHAT DO I DOOOO NOOW FUUUCK I'M FUCKING BRUNINGG
>>37433294
You should do squats under a hot shower, also, you need to do 4 scoops
>>37433294
>ate one spoonful
You gon die
lol u gon die boyo
>>37433322
>>37433310
I'm not in thailand why?
Wouldnt going somwhere hot make it worse?
>>37433301
your gay shitposting has finally paid off
Take a cold shower, write a goodbye note, masterbate one last time. Enjoy eternity anon.
>it's anon makes a thread pretending to have taken too much dnp
so unoriginal, and yet it's prob going to get 200 replies
>>37433336
Na bro, getting into a hot shower or sauna will help you sweat it out, the heat is what makes you lose the fat. Take another three scoops and climb into a hot bath fampie
>>37433353
You being one of them
>>37433294
Man... plz be trolling
timestamp with the dnp and we'll give you advice
>>37433365
Yeah dude you can totally sweat fat out. Not like cold showers are what actually burn fat but yeah you're right senpai.
>>37433310
>>37433365
>>37433935
i guess you convinced him to leave humanity behind
>>37433294
>spoonful of DNP
>newfags will fall for this
>>37433294
You're a dead man.
1 teaspoon is about 3 grams. A tablespoon is a bit more than 7 grams.
Either way, you'll be dead in 24 hours. A fatal dose is 2 grams, often less.
>>37433353
>>37433911
>>37434823
Yup. OP is a troll.
OP, go see a doctor right now. And ask them to euthanize you. It'll be less painful.
> gf gets pregnant
> doesn't want to abort
> slip 2g of dnp in her morning milkshake
who /mischief/ here?
>>37433307
It would burn much more than your mouth.
>>37434823
>>37435881
This.
aids
OP timestamp or no help.
In the insanely off chance that you actually did this, I don't think a Dr or emergency room would legitimately be able to help you. Make an ice bath and sit in it for as long as you can, you're probably going to die.
>>37438799
would this work
>>37434823
"Autismo" is the Spanish, Italian and Portuguese word for "Autism"
>eats unmeasured spoonful of pure dinitrophenol
>im burning up, should i work out?
If this isn't bait, OP is kill
>>37439571
Don't be stupid. OP is trolling. Shit like this happens every three months on /fit, some guy claiming to have OD'd. It's always nonsense.
>>37433322
COME
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