Is your girlfriend fat, /fit/?
She is a tiny bit doughy but its mainly on her ass so its okay
I'm 5'6 157lbs
Am I fat?
>>37430703
My fwb is kinda fat. She has a pudge belly but her ass is fat so I'm kind of okay with it. She does suck a mean dick though.
Yeah. But I'm training her. She's gonna make it.
My girlfriend is 130 lbs and 5'9, so you tell me.
>>37430703
What is with the wide ass stance
>>37430900
Sounds pretty fucking fat you fag
>>37430919
>Has sex with women
>Fag
/fit/
>Girlfriend
Where do you think you are?
She got fat. I left her. Looking back, i should have forced her to get fit with me.
>>37430841
Yes, you are obese
Even fat grills aren't attracted to my Joseph Merrick-looking face. Plus, I'm still on the thin-side of Otter, so that doesn't help.
no
she's 5'4 and 100 pounds
pretty skeletal but not flat chested and she's starting to lift
My ex was fat. I told her how to get healthier.
She said it was too hard and went along the lines of 'if its so easy why don't you do it.'
So I started going to the gym and then dumped her when I realised it really isn't that hard.
>>37430703
My girlfriend is 2D so she'll never get fat.
>>37430891
same. High-test qt with 9/10 face, incredible hips, but towards the upper end of the overweight spectrum. Just started going to the gym with her, she's on the third day of a fullbody routine right now. She seems pretty hyped for the whole gym thing, not so much for the nutrition thing tho, so I guess I'll have to somehow teach her that nutrition is just as important.
Any good experiences/techniques you wanna share?
She was a lot thinner when we started dating but luckily she's high-test so everything has gone to her thighs, ass and titties
>>37430703
5'4", 120lbs
Bit chubby
i have a bf
>>37431357
and is he fat?
No, she's nonexistent
>tfw don't find gf attractive but don't want to be mean and break up
>>37431409
Unattractive* sorry
>>37430703
My imaginary girlfriend is fit, in fact fitter than me, but I'm getting there.
>>37430703
no, she's skinny and has a great grip
>>37430703
She's 5'6'' and like 98lbs. Wants to go up to 120. I'm 210 lbs idk how I don't kill her during sex.
>>37431138
Sprinkle anavar into her mcdonalds and make her do a lot of squats.
>>37432613
Actually, you could probably just give her low doses of dbol during training since it'll make her body make more estrogen, and then don't have her PCT.
Shell lose weight, get thicker legs and get bigger tits. Just make sure you don't overdose her.
im 5'6 overweight from being a lazy cunt and she is 5'11 lean from daily farm work + nonshit diet. feels good man
>>37430703
5,4 asian probally pushin 1.80$ almost two bucks
sucked dick good, a bit tubby
>>37432634
>>37432613
Lel. That would be a pretty dick-move, so not going to do that. Besides, I wouldn't have a source in the first place. Shit's regulated as fuck here.
>>37430703
SHE AIN'T FAT, BRUH
JUST A LITTLE THICK (she juicy)
But actually, my gf's legit thick. Wide hips and broad shoulders for a girl. She plays a shitload of volleyball and lifts so I really can't complain even if she looks big with clothes one, because once they're off you can see she's a got a coke bottle figure.
>>37431079
This is the best protection from fat gfs
>>37431079
Born just in time for VR waifus mah nigga
>>37430703
She's gonna make it.
>>37430703
5'0
95 pounds
>>37430703
she was a little on the doughy side and kept nagging me when i lost weight.
when i realized there was no happiness with a gf who stands in the way of my every ambition, i ended it. My feels are more about the years i lost spent with her, being bent out of shape and losing sense of "self" - goals, dreams etc.
>>37430841
Technically you're not overweight but it's close
Guess it depends how high your bf% is also
>>37430703
>Implying I have a girlfriend
>>37431032
I'm not obese, asshat
>gf
She's ok but her mother is fat so i menaged to pressure her to do more exercize.
>>37434107
You're right, you're just overweight, with those stats (BMI=25.3).
You might wanna lose 15-17 lbs of weight.
Saw this cute little blonde waitress who was easily a high 8 /10 with the juiciest butt on a small frame that I've seen. Would've loved to have her sit on my face 2bh
No fap got me strung out lol:^)
>>37430703
Not anymore.
Girlfriends are for fags anyways.
>>37430703
she is cute, pretty thick, but perfect high test shape, broad hips, tighs that look like the could squat 100kg easily, hourglass shape, christian values, a little conservative which coincides well with my own political views.
All in all she is a great girl, I started lifting 6 months ago, now Im not a virgin anymore, we both were, but she wasnt prude and Im happy as fuck.
we're all gonna make it brahs
>>37434107
Okay fatty
im high test so i dont mind a little chubby
definitely dont wanna fuck skeletons tho
>>37435213
skeletons are fun to fuck though, you can use their holes while throwing them around like a ragdoll
>>37434139
Wow, I wonder why I'm on /fit/?
:')
Yes i got fat hands
>>37435254
No idea why you're on /fit/, but it certainly doesn't help with weightloss!
Nay, she be 6' and 140, with lots o' long legg. She be fine, right mateys?
>>37431409
I know that feel bro
>>37435357
She be as mythical as thee kraken, you scalawag.
>wifey lost 20 pounds
>is 5'6 160 with 34GG Boobs
Shes obese /fit/. But so am I.
We've been together 7 years, and her weight has gradually increased with no serious attempts to lose weight. My weight is more volatile. I gain a lot of weight very quickly and then spend a long time losing it.
I dont know how to get her to lose weight.
>>37435357
why the fuck did you decide to talk like a pirate.
she was chubby when we first started dating. In 6 months she's gained a bit over 5kgs, she insists there's something wrong with her metabolismo, nothing related to binge eating and drinking every weekend.
hold me, /fit/
>>37430703
>be 18, senior in nj highschool
>spring break
>80% of senior class is down the shore partying
> group of friends kinda nerdy and straight edge
>no one to go with
>sit home and play mount and blade while watching people git brick faced and party on snapchat
>leave house only to go to gym
>everybody comes back, never stop hearing about how fun it was
Does anyone wish that they were attracted to overweight women?
It seems like only 30% of women are even of normal weight, and only 5% of women exercise regularly. But my dick won't work with the 70% of women who aren't thin.
Dating would be so much easier if my standards were lower but what can I do? My penis won't change
>>37430703
She is kinda fat, now she is on meds cos she is having problems sleeping. We don't have sex. Maybe once a month and it has always been pretty meh. She was a virgin before me and it fucking shows. She can't suck a dick to save her life. She is boring in bed and she gets tired very easily. Plus she is boring in general and really jealous. I'm getting kinda fed up with her shit. Luckily I have a side bitch and she is cool as phuck. Hot, funny, loves to give head. Sadly she is leaving the country soon.
>>37435518
You're no better. All you do is yo-yo in weight
>>37435667
start trt and fuck fat women because high test
>>37431069
hahaha
>>37435667
>Americans
>>37435667
I wish I had a fat gf to eat all the food that I want to eat, but can't because it's terrible for you. I would live vicariously through her, and enjoy the shit out of her eating fatty foods while she is naked. She would just get fatter and fatter, while I get leaner and leaner
>>37435694
I recognise I have a problem, and Im attempting to overcome it. Have I fucked up and undone several years of progress? Sure. But Ive started again.
Personally I dont think that "im no better". I can accept my shortcomings and failures whilst she refuses to see the problem.
>>37432653
>5'6
>5'11
Oh boy. I hope you're ready for the cucking of a lifetime. Her farm experience will come in handy for when she's prepping her bull.
Manlets. When will they learn
Not really that related, but how douchey is it to put a topless pic in your tinder profile? Im talking CBT stood in my room in my boxers topless, i would get a beach pic or something but im autistic and have no friends to go to the beach with or a beach to go to. I feel a beach pic would be more acceptable and im scared that ill get zero matches from my face alone due to being a 6/10 on a good day.
>>37435623
they didnt get to play mount and blade tho
>>37435782
Ffs go outside and ask a stranger to take a picture of you throwing a beach ball while shirtless. How are you going to get a gf if you can't even do that?
>>37435782
honestly this is autistic as fuck but go to the beach in the morning when no one is there take some pics with a tripod
>>37435838
>>37435822
like i said, i have no beach to go to.
Fat as the day is long. I'm 33 and she is 30 she is desperate to have kids and i told her when she loses 45lbs we can have them. There is no way in hell she will ever even lose 1lbs. I hate children and don't want them so it makes her feel like it's her fault we can't have one.
>>37431409
Been there before, so glad it ended. Found a cutie who likes watching anime with me now.
>>37435862
Kek. Devilish
>>37435862
So what happens when she accidentally ends up pregnant and your condom is broken and the baby is born 8 months later?
>>37435846
You stupid nigger, go to a park
>>37435750
> I wish I had a fat gf to eat all the food that I want to eat, but can't because it's terrible for you. I would live vicariously through her, and enjoy the shit out of her eating fatty foods while she is naked.
Yes. I miss gorging on unhealthy food so much
>have super skinny qt azn gf
>she never listens to my advice about eating well and exercising because she's always been able to eat as much junk as she wants and stay skinny
>she's starting to grow a little bit of a belly and doesn't like it but continues to eat garbage
kill me
>>37436596
That order and timeline are /fit/ in a nutshell.
>>37436744
Your future self posted earlier in the thread
>>37435862
My GF has a 36 BMI and she has abs
High test as fuck my kids will be gods
>girlfriend
GOING NOWHERE
GOING NOWHEEERE
>>37432821
Not always.
>>37430703
5'0'', 150 gf.
She's chubby for sure, but her legs are 26'' around, and I still have 50 lbs on her. It's mostly leg and ass, but she's cutting so hell yeah dog
>>37436930
>Best girl
>Gets fat
Fuck Naruto.
>>37437032
straight cottage cheese legs right there
>>37435623
O shit also in NJ but a junior, I play mount and blade while watching people have fun on snap
And everybody went to seaside for memorial day and I was just at home slowly wiping out the kingdom of rhodoks and starving myself to drop body fat %
>>37435449
i am 6'1" and weigh that much
>>37430703
never had any
but if i had one I'd make her work out with me
>>37431392
Kek @ pic
>>37435862
Those kids you'll never have will have great genetics for intelligence
That's a great plan. Esp since overweightness increases lots of health risk to the baby. Your plan is kind to you, her, and you children. If your work doesn't involve negotiating deals, you should think about changing fields.
>>37436771
Horry shiet theiving this rare
>>37430703
she got a fat ass thats for sure
Saw a couple at the gym today checking it for what appeared their first time. The guy looks like he'd had plenty of experience. The girl... not so much. Wish them luck though.
>>37439729
Lumbar lordosis is now somehow "ass"
ISHYGDDT
>>37431392
mine too
>>37430703
she's just about average, a little bit better since she works out semi-consistently. she's the first girl I've ever dated or kissed and it's all thanks to becoming /fit/.
life's good anons
>>37430703
>"hightest with 9/10 face"
>"a lil pudgy b-but it's mostly in the ass"
>"looks big with clothes on b-but without she looks like a coke bottle"
>"B-BUT IT'S MOSTLY IN THE ASS SO IT'S FINE, RIGHT??"
If you answered with any of these, your gf is a hamplanet.
Guys these days come up with more euphemisms for their fat broads than an average tumblrina.
She's not fat but she could definitely lose a couple of pounds. But she lifts and fucks like an animal so that makes up for it.
>>37430703
Fuck no. GF was a model when we met so in otherwords a stick.
>>37437058
It's not the same girl. The one on the left is the ninja that had the curse mark and was trained by Orochimaru. The one on the right is Tsunade's assistant who is of little importance in the story.
>>37440460
GTFO weeb
>>37436930
They made Anko fat!? What the fuck? She's the last person I would expect to put on weight in Naruto.
i-is it shallow to break up with your gf or divorce your wife if she got really fat?
>>37435332
Better be being sarcastic my nigerian
>>37439729
God damn you let that hoe leave the house like that?
>>37440479
fuck that shit, if they can't take care of themselves they won't be able to take care of you or future kids. plus they'll be fat and that's just a no go
>>37440479
no. She is a weak human. Do you want your kids to be weak? Fatties shouldn't reproduce.
>>37430841
According to bmi you're overweight.
Yes you're fucking obese
>>37431392
holy shit that pic
>>37435623
They're overhyping it. Mount and Blade is fucking awesome.
>>37430703
She is but we're hitting the gym together.
Love her to death though <3
Curvy bbws are sexy as long as they have big tits and ass. Can't stand obesity though
>>37431079
What the fuck is wrong with the markings on that syringe
I see more fit guys with kind of chubby girlfriends than I do with fit girls. Also vice versa. I see really hot cardio bunny looking girls with chubby dudes all the time. It's weird.
>>37441522
Good for a fuck but you know those chicks do not age well. Her boobs will be on the floor at age 35.
>>37440479
Nope. It shows she takes you for granted and she doesn't want to put any effort into keeping you or making you happy.
she was like this when i met here
>>37442572
What is she like now?
>>37442579
she like this now
>>37442579
i feel bad cos i don't have any ass pics right now
She is probably several kilos away from overweight, and the fat tends to stack up on her tummy, and the fat on her ass is pretty cellulitey
Should I just keep pushing her to eat well and exercise?
Would I perhaps be better off doing cardio with her so its harder for her to say no?
>>37431392
DELETE THIS
>>37442608
>letting her ruin her body with a meme tattoo
>>37430703
My ex was a 5'10 130lb skinnyfat when we started dating, by the time we broke up she was 140lbs with abs and a squat ass, all the other girls I've dated had skinnier ballet dancer bodies
>>37442673
she got that before i met her bro and i know its gay
>>37442608
>having a tattoo
Might as well just tattoo "I"M A MASSIVE SLUT" in big letters across her forehead
>>37442736
yeah your so right keep up the good work
>>37442770
I say it out of love, not hate. Serious relationships with girls with red flags like tattoos never end well, don't say that we didn't warn you
>>37442608
>tattoo
in to the TRASH can she goes
>>37442814
even if its just one?
>>37442864
Probably, honestly I'm not just some keyboard warrior, I really hope OP finds happiness with his grill but plentiful experience from both myself and countless other men say that this almost definitely won't happen even if it's just one tattoo
>>37442904
i have her name tattooed on my ass
im dead set
>>37442904
we had a fight not so long ago and she drove across the state to get me back.
we have been dating close to 4 years now
Still falling for that gf meme I see
>>37442608
>tattoo
Kill Yourself My Man
>>37442981
im fitting the hole bottle of sleeping pills up my asshole as we speak
>>37442608
nice dude. You lift together?
>>37443066
sometimes
if she and keep up
>>37442608
What regiment did you out her on? That's literally the build I'm trying to make my gf reach.
>>37435623
>group of friends kinda nerdy and straight edge
fucking this. I'm trying to organise a holiday this summer and only one of my bros is down. Might end up just going on a no-homo holiday just me and him, stay in a hostel or something. It's a pain in the ass having friends who don't want to do anything
>>37443166
>>37443166
just go u 2...have a good time and just go out and do things
>>37443166
You should invite a a grill
>>37443203
- Worst advice ever
>>37443227
Actually it's pretty solid advice. Inviting a girl who you have a platonic relationship with when it's just you and a bro opens up new avenues. You can use her for knowledge, you can send her to talk to other girls and infiltrate their groups, and she can help set you up with girls by giving you tips. And then you have your bro there for banter and having a good time. Then you two can give her tips on getting with guys and help her get dick. In fact it'd probably be better to bring two girls since they can infiltrate other groups more easily that way. Plus they can score free drinks, discounts, etc. And if any uggos come your way, they can pretend to be your gf before they go back to hooking you up.
I've always gone places with at least two girls in my group since freshman year of college. They are by far the greatest asset when you go visit new places.
>>37443281
i would only consider inviting a woman on a holiday if she was a really close to me. If i didn't know her that much then definitely not. women are unpredictable and act like children. i do not want my holiday spoiled by a child
r8 my gf /fit/
>>37443338
that feel
>>37443338
Pictureyoufoundonttheinternet/10
>>37443338
>tfw no dumbo gf
>3 years ago
>I'm a member of the Honor Guard for the Hungry Skeleton King
>I'm charming, funny, and hungry
>Start dating gf
>She's in a pageant
>5'6" 110-115 lbs
>Two years later she balloons as high as 137lbs
>And love it.
>The pudgy belly
>The massive ass
>The flowing bosom
>Now she's watching what she eats and is on a workout program I gave to her (only weighted leg lifts)
>Tfw I still get to keep the ass
rate her
>>37432686
>Dick move
>free gains
Pick one.
I would be so happy if my gf sprinkled my shakes with test. She doesn't like roids doe.. Probably gonna do them in a couple of years after I reach my natty limit.
>>37435236
You can do that with high test too if you're strong enough
>>37435449
Gg wp mate
>>37443402
9/10 body if the boobs aren't completely flat
Face seems to be in the 7-8.5 range, but I'd need a better picture to tell exactly.
>>37430878
god damn, exact same situation breh
>>37430900
Sounds anorexic for her height
>
>>37442935
>she drove across the state to get me back
after she got a good dicking from chad.
>>37430703
she's a naturally skinny recovering vegetarian with horrible eating habbits
I actually got her to lose weight she's now 117 and she used to be 127 at 5'5
she's cuter than ever
>>37443180
yeah i'll probably end up doing this. Would just be cool if my other mates actually did anything ever
>>37443203
>>37443281
sounds like relatively solid advice but the only grill I'm friends with has a bf so she probably wouldnt come on holiday with us
But seriously how to train gf?
>>37432693
Gross
>>37443338
Ben Stiller Ears
>>37443129
506th Infantry
>>37430703
not any anymore, the injections are working
>>37446425
I hope you die in a dumpster
