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>2016
>not doing designated shitting squatz
Get with the times, bro.
i don't squat but i do stand, without squeezing the muscles at all
>>37416079
>2016
>not doing all your shits in your back yard
>not fertilizing your garden for free
>not being one with nature
>>37416084
how do you avoid pooping on yourself?
>>37416087
cause I live in an apartment you pseudo-hippie suburbanite
>>37416110
just push my butt back a bit
>>37416079
In India people do it this way but the toilets there are different
>>37416131
thats a partial squat, like sticking your butt over the toilet so you don't have to sit where other people's butt sweat and body fluids have touched.
>>37416150
Does your entire feet touch the ground when you squat?
I can't maintain my balance like that
>>37416151
yeah i guess. it's not a squat like op's pic though.
>>37416150
I have to actually shit in a styrofoam bowl and dump it in the toilet, since there's literally no way to do a full squat into the bowl. Last thread a few days ago someone posted gory images of a woman who broke a toilet squatting on the seat and it sliced her ass wide open.
>>37416157
Just tried it. Have to be on my toes while squatting like that
>>37416157
No, my heels come up off the ground. I trained myself to sit in that position for fitness/flexibility purposed, but once I tried to shit in that position and instead of pooping, the wrong muscles fired and I threw my back out and dislocated my tailbone.
>>37416079
A decade ago when i was in croatia for vacation they had these >>37416150 toilets everywhere. Seems really odd and weird at first but i wish that was at every public restroom nowadays.
Have a Squatty Potty under ever toilet in the house, best and shortest poops ever. Guests usually make smart ass comments when they see it, but a quite a few have bought one after.
>>37416079
I've been shitting like this for years because it felt better and all of a sudden now it's getting recognition baka senpai.
>>37416353
It would be great f they made some device you can actually put across the bowl to squat from. This thing only allows a partial squat and your butt still touches the toilet seat- eww
I've been shitting with a stool under my feet for a couple of months now.
Definitely better.
>>37416357
This has been on /fit/ for years
>>37416150
>india
>toilets
Ayelmeo
yeah go fuck yourself OP.
Enjoy shitting on your nuts.
>>37416466
Literally what
>>37416079
I shit while standing up in the shower. Get on my level senpai
>>37416630
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>37416079
Squat guy's skin is darker
>POO
>>37416079
>>37416630
This. your conventional western toilet is not stress tested for standing or squatting on it. Doing this applies way too much force on the outer edge of the ring and will cause it to fracture. Have you ever touched a broken toilet? The porcelain is sharp as fuck. enjoy your femoral arteries while they're still intact, anon.
>>37416466
are you retarded? your dick and balls sit on top of your legs.
>>37416079
I eat enough fibre so I don't have to resort to getting my toilet seat dirty, and god forbid you have to do a poo in a gross public bathroom.
>>37416079
been shitting my whole life like left dude, go to bathroom 1 time each day, between 15:00 and 17:00
you literally have no excuse to have a shitty stomach you jew
