So I am a med student and my professor today told us that the penis "eats" a lot of testosterone.
What he meant by that was the penis needs a lot of testosterone to function properly.
According to him the reason why the Special Forces of the Ottoman empire, the Janissaries got their dicks cut off was to increase testosterone.
Brehs, I'm a perma virgin with no chance of ever getting a girl. I'm seriously considering cutting off my wee wee to get a MASSIVE testosterone boost.
Please talk me out of it.
I see no counter argument here OP. All men everywhere should cut off their penis and start leaving humanity behind.
>>37410381
/thread
>>37410367
I'd see a therapist first but after that if you still feeling like chopping off your Dingus I say go for it, hero
>symbolically and literally sacrificing identity as human male for gains
Most alpha thing I can think of.
>>37410381
>>37410398
Some freaky goth girl I met in a hospital told me she would pay me money if she could be the one removing my dick. She's a surgeon btw.
But she would do that at her home though
>>37410367
Not worth it op don't do it man
>permavirgin
>cuts his dick off
>floods system with test
>literally cannot stop imagining high test buttholes
>can't beat off
sounds smart
cant you just pin your ass you autist?
>>37410367
Sounds like a good plan. You're clearly too stupid for breeding to be a good idea.
>>37410429
>>37410439
Holy shit you dense idiots, I will still be able to cum. It will take longer, but there's still some penis tissue left that can be stimulated.
I will keep my balls of course.
I already pleasure myself analy, so I'm still able to "fap"
Definitely worth a try OP. Someone in r9k was before you.
http://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/27597757/#27602492
>>37410367
Hey x-med student here. I cut my dick off several years ago, and i'd say the gains were not very sizable.
i mean its your life you can do what you want , but I kind of regret it
>>37410367
By "needs a lot of testosterone to function properly" does he means that the penis itself absorbs test? Or that the male body requieres a relative high test usage to become aroused and get an erection?
If it's the first one, where does the test goes after you lose a boner? Is it burned in the process of the erection? Does it go back to your system?
>>37410367
I'm pretty sure he meant you get a lot of testosterone if you "eat" cock.
>>37410489
Why did you do this?
That's not how the human body works retard. There's this thing called hormone regulation that will bring down elevated hormone levels. How the fuck are you in med school?
>>37410494
first one. it decays with time
>>37410500
my domme asked me too and also i thought i might get a bigger. i did, but was not that drastic
>>37410519
shut up you liar
>>37410367
>med student
>4chan
pick one
>>37410500
>>37410367
Unless you're an acid burn victim or have a tremendous deformity, you're only a permavirgin if you want to be.
If this guy can lose his virginity, I'm pretty sure you can too.
>>37410464
Ill repeat myself you moron, why not just pin your ass with test?
>>37410494
Testosterone just aromatizes to other stuff over time, I don't think it'd make a significant difference whether you have a dick or not. It mainly aromatizes in fat cells, and your dick does not have that many fat cells in it. Anything else just re-releases the test after it has done its function, AFAIK
>>37410464
No, you're right, this is a good idea. We are the autists here.
>>37410367
What the fuck is going on in this thread
>>37410560
I want that natural test without all the side effects
>>37410560
This desu
Just start pinning test
>>37410367
As much as i want to tell you to do it... pls don't breh... its really not a smart idea.
>>37410577
>medfag
>will someday be someone's Doctor
>recommends cutting off dick instead of dealing with test side effects
Pls no
>>37410577
side-effects don't magically happen only to test that comes out of a syringe. Your hormones might end up more balanced (but who knows, you're cutting ur dick off here, lol) but you will still get many of the side-effects
Also, why would u even give a shit about the side-effects if you're willing to cut your dick off, none of the side-effects of steroids are even close to as bad as cutting your dick off, and many of them are reversible/preventable with PCT/AIs/etc.
> oh noes, my testicles shrunk by 10%, I'd rather cut my dick off!
>>37410577
The only side being dickless
>>37410608
I don't really need my dick. It's kinda a way to ascend beyond my biological imperative
OP if you're serious let me tell you that you're really fucked up.
Mutilating your body for gains is taking things too far. Way too far.
>>37410577
I don't think cutting your dick off to increase test is quite natural.
Why are all you shit heads feeding this troll? Are you all really this fucking stupid?
>>37410691
because sometimes, just sometimes, dreams do come true
>tfw had unprotected sex 2 months ago with a 16 year old
>tfw weird red spots and rashes starting appearing on mein dick
>tfw worried has fuk
>tfw went to doctor and got blood work
>clean, just sensitive skin/sweat rashes
thank you jesus
thank you
>>37410577
7/10
Nice troll attempt.
>>37410407
Whyboner
>>37410664
Should be a banner t b h
>>37410691
Oh come on, its fun. We all know its a bait and we take it to see what happens
>>37410480
The reactions in that thread were insufferable. I hate /r9k/ fags even more now.
>>37410738
seconded
>>37410367
Change university, your professor is fucking retarded
>instead of injecting a safe level of test with zero negative side I'm going to cut my dick off
Sounds reasonable go ahead op. We don't want you reproducing anyway
Not having a dong isn't too bad. There are great looking prosthetics available that you can even pee standing up and fuck with.
>>37410480
what the fuck. why is /r9k/ still allowed to exist?
>>37410480
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
wtf, /pol/ is worse than /b/
jesus christ...
>>37410911
So that we can be free from them
>>37410480
>beconing a null
>tfw above average dick
>tfw glans covered in scars because of childhood injury and due to steroid cream
>litterally moby fucking dick
Halp.
So you get an increase in testostorone, which will result in a extremely high libido and a strong desire to fuck, but you can't because you cut your dick of. That has to be fucking frustrating.
Doesn't anybody have anything better to do than to argue about dicks over the internet? ?
>be me, female
>take testosterone
>clit grows into mini dick
>super sensitive, actual hard boners
>orgasms are now amazing
Is this what it's like for guys?
I can't wait until this thread starts getting spammed everyday. I wonder how SIR would put it in his next NYR comic.
>>37411008
yes
also being horny all the time
>>37411008
if you want to stick it into every 12-22 year old women who isn't overweight, then
yes
>>37410367
do it then post pics senpai :^)
>>37411008
as a gay man I think you just made me even fucking gayer
>>37411090
You're welcome
>>37410577
What medschool are you going to? I'm still just pre med but even I know that as long as you're within the normal range, the hypertrophic benefits of test only comes from extremely high amounts of test that will never be made by the human body penis or no penis.
Also, even if it did, the side effects would be the exact same. The method of administration does not change that much about the effects of the drug in this case. Except you know, you can more easily control the dosing of a needle than your body's natural production.
>>37410367
>Janissaries
They got their dicks cut off because they were household guards. The ruling class didn't want their bodyguards fucking their wives.
>>37410494
Not having a dick though would lower testosterone.
Your penis and testicles both send neural responses to the brain and vice versa.
When your penis is stimulated the brain says oh we are going to breed and tells the testicles to develop more semen. The more your testicles work the more testosterone that is produced.
Losing any of the three components of your sexuality can severly lower your test levels.
Losing one testicle is the only one with a possibility of surviving the ordeal with the same test levels as your other testicle has the possibility to pick up the pace.
Granted all of this shit doesn't matter in the grand scheme of time.
Let her cut off your dick on live stream, cook it and than feed it to you like that German dude.
You can't just cut off your dick, it will look wierd to have balls hanging there with nothing in front of them. Gotta do both.
>>37410480
What the fuck
I'm feeling sick now and have been cradling my balls every 5 minutes
>babby's first /fit/ troll attempt
>>37410402
no wonder muslims are getting all of /pol/'s females.
>>37410480
REEEEEE GET FUCKED STACIES THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED ISN'T IT
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED
>>37410381
>things_feminist_say.avi
>>37412007
The amount of samefagging in this thread is outstanding
I'm starting to think the land whales from Tumblr came to try and troll us.
>>37410367
This picture is very upsetting. Please delete it.
Your testicles produce most of your test.
Make sure you don't cut them off too.
>>37411196
This. The Janissaries were household eunuchs.
Maybe if America had castrated their slaves they'd be better off today.
>>37410577
>don't want the side effect of cutting your dick off and being cockless for the rest of your life
I'd rather lose all my hair and have my balls shrink to the size of marbles than lose my goddamn dick.
>>37410700
Did you also get tested for herpes? It's not included in the standard STD panel
>>37410700
Same here braj. Except I had unprotected sex with a few partners and was a Colombian single mother. Pretty surest at this points I have herpes
>>37410367
>make men believe girls like muscles
>make them believe natural ways of increasing testosterone
>cutting penis is one of them
>castrate all men
Well played feminists
>>37410553
Hotwheels is a chad with a big schlong tho
>>37410367
You will regret this, but if you do it please post a pic after
>>37410569
dead
>>37411025
>tfw horny all the time
>not on gear
What's wrong with me then?
but then once you cut your dick off, youll have heaps of test, pull bitches and wont be able to fuck them with your stump
>>37414017
>hardly ever horny anymore
should I hop on gear?
>>37414257
I would, I want to but i'd rather have kids first then get on. I'll get dat natty base before though.
just do it
>>37410367
Even if this can work the amount of test a natty produces wont get anywhere near "massive" your better off taking test
The true natty way to achieve maximum gains is to get a testicle transplant and add 2-4 more balls to your ballsack (more is possible but potential complications are greater.) The foreign body testicles aren't synced with your normal body homeostasis mechanisms so they just keep pumping out massive amounts of test 24 hours a day.
Caveats are of course that squats and deadlifts become more difficult due to the mass being in the way and you need to take some sort of aromatase inhibitor or estrogen blocker for life. Better than having to stick needles in your ass for the rest of your life that's for sure.
>>37410367
So MtF traps have more testosterone than a normal man as long as they don't take their estrogen sups?
>>37410464
>I am thinking of cutting my penis off
>you are the idiots
>>37410367
pic realted: OP
>>37410536
isnt trappy a medfag?
>>37410957
Cut it off lol
>>37415874
He's just a fag
>>37414017
it's called "being male"?
