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What say
>>37404357
She's studying physical education btw
>>37404363
"You too"
Never a better time to start.
>>37404357
it's never too late to start ;) i can be ur first student senpai xox
>sent two messages
>already stumped
mate i suggest you read dale carnegie or some shit at this point.
>>37404368
>>37404372
>>37404375
All cringe
>>37404357
>do you like anime?
>>37404383
ummm what did you have in mind? :O
seems like the conversation is going really well sweetie ! ahaha !!
>How much do you weight?
>>37404383
thought that >>37404372 was pretty good desu
Fucked the spelling lol
Well i think we could teach each other
>i have, but only in elementary school
>>37404416
you're actually autistic
>>37404357
>How much do you weight?
>>37404416
Straight to the butt aye op? Well played
>>37404416
He goes straight for the pooper pipe, absolute madman
>>37404416
Gj not getting laid
>>37404416
u went from 100% laid to like 5%
how are people this autistic
>>37404416
autism
For some reason the other girl hasn't responded, what say to this chic, her bio says she likes tall guys
>>37404416
Nice one op
what do i say
>>37404520
>i'll give you an internship of you let me put it in your butt
>>37404520
I'm normally more into guys but you look close enough.
>>37404520
Tell her 6'2" is the manlet cut off
When you posted about an internship and butt stuff I got excited but you're clearly just a troll and these are probably ripped from reddit or something.
2/10 OP
>>37404357
>you might need to put me in detention cos i'm a bad boy
>>37404537
The fuck are you doing talking to her about playing battlefront? Are you trying to get fucking friendzoned? Ask her out or ask her to come over for a fucking night to pound town.
This
>>37404573
>Tennessee
>chink
>>37404573
He says to an asian.
pretty funny op.
>>37404537
>come to my place and play
And then instead of playing battlefront, you play with her boobs
>>37404416
nigger what the fuck are you doing with your life
>>37404520
You forgot to say no homo BTW you Big ass nigga..
>>37404416
Too soon, junior
>Chance to bang:
15% and dropping
>>37404622
i was gonna say this but im scared
>>37404416
>unmatched
>>37404556
this is the only correct answer for you to save face op, you massive fucking beta male.
only response is
>okay that was so stupid, you might need to put me in detention cos i'm a bad boy
>>37404427
this
>>37404416
>Being this close to getting laid
>Trying to be funny for a Taiwanese BBW fetish board.
>>37405027
>Thinks you can get laid on an american women self-esteem pushing app
>>37405065
>Implying people who aren't little bitch bois don't get laid easily in Tinder
>>37405087
>implying people who aren't little bitch bois need tinder to get easily laid
>>37404416
The only possible answer
>>37405104
No one said that lol
>>37404782
Pussy
>>37405065
If you can't get laid from tinder you are ugly as fuck and/or have no game. If you're in a city or in college it's like shooting fish in a barrel
>>37405143
>Be me in germany
>Live in a university city (Tübingen)
>Literally just 30 womens there
All my what
the only time i got laid on Tinder was with this chubby chick. Never used it since.
>>37405154
>28,700 students in 2013/2014
>30 chicks
You're dumb, ugly, or both
>>37405158
well that's probably because you're a pathetic man with an inverted penis
>>37404416
why
>>37405202
>28,700 students in 2013/2014
>Thinks all of them use tinder
I talked about girls to swipe and you call me dumb?
Fucking /fit/, everytime
>>37405239
You only got 30 matches? Sorry I can't really understand your english
>>37405158
Thats a dog mate
>>37405329
His English is fine.He's saying that he thought more girls would use tinder in the university but there were only 30 girls to swipe
>>37404537
>damn
>Damn
that was pretty cute
>>37404357
"well, I've never actually done it with a human before, so this will be a learning experience for both of us."
>>37405202
>>37405329
>ameriflaps can't into their own language
>>37405463
>their own language
>>37404573
"You know what happens when you ASSUME."
"Let me guess, I make an ASS out of U and ME."
"Well, that, and you're just wrong sometimes."
>>37404416
>haha my friends on my favorite iranian goat trading bazaar are sure to like this one
>they don't
close call op, you almost got laid
>>37404416
based
>>37405399
>>37405463
>>Live in a university city (Tübingen)
>>Literally just 30 womens there
Can you guys not read?
German dude if you're not getting any swipes it's probably because it's an American/English app and you're in Germany. I hear they have similar apps that are popular elsewhere
>>37404416
i laughed heartily, thanks
>>37405391
Underrated
>>37404416
>>i have, but only in elementary school
you were doing fine until you said that. Way to fuck it up, lol. You're fucking retarded.
>>37404416
Fucks sake man. Say something about her keeping you after class or extra credit or detention or fucking anything but that.
>>37404416
>hey guys tell me what to say!
>people say "Never too late to start"
>teehee let me put it in the butt! did I do good
Why ask here on what to say if people never even write what people say here?
>>37405898
That's what I just said..
>>37404357
>well class is in session
>better punch up your curriculum
>can i get a hall pass i need to call my mom
>i'll leave you an apple in your butthole
>>37404537
What is this
>>37404383
I swear to God, "cringe" is the new "tips fedora" or "nothing personnel kid"
what now?
>>37407397
Fuck's sake. Is that a witch?
>>37407397
>you too
>>37407397
what do you mean what now? Just say "lets fuck."
You're going to get her saying "Sure! When," Then when you make a time she'll flake because she doesn't want to come across as a whore even though she is then you'll keep texting her what's up and she'll think she's actually hot and just drag you along.
Just say lets fuck
>>37405391
>>37407408
Her face is kinda fucked but her body looks nice
>>37407397
>"Let's hook up tonight"
"Let's fuck" is a bit too direct, and while being direct goes hand in hand with being alpha, you have to remember that women are beholden to their logic hamsters, which dictate she can't come off as a whore, despite meeting you on tinder.
Women *love* the term "hook up" because they know exactly what it means yet the term is intentionally ambiguous. It could mean any number of things, and yet always means one thing.
Let's hook up *tonight* because you want to give direction and exude confidence. Never ask a girl what she wants to do, she wants you to take charge.
Im loling @ all these replies
>>37407397
dude there are angles, lenses, make up and photoshop and all she can come up with is a goofy looking 5/10 look. unmatch and block jfc
>>37404379
L.E.L.
>>37407492
>body looks nice
>>37407492
who even took this picture
>>37408008
Last guy she hooked up with.
>>37407397
meet me at this bar at this time, tonight.
>>37404357
HOW is this fit related?
>>37408079
it isnt
most people here dont lift at all
>>37404357
this happened to me the other day guise
>driving home from work wearing a nice shirt
>doesnt matter im an ugly manlet let
>pull up at red light
>qt in car next to me and i make eye contact
>she giggles and goes "hey want my number?"
>i respond "ok" and the light turns green and i leave
i assume i was being trolled but jokes on her i have a gf
>having sex
Gross and wrong
>>37404416
Absolute madman
>>37404416
>*spaghetti intensifies*
Nigger what the fuck are you doing?
