Has lifting ever helped you attract men?
>>37367285
yes
>guy in clothes - newposter
>naked guy - /fit/
Gays have it way harder, because you gots to have FACE - FRAME - HEIGHT - LENGHT - GIRTH - PRISTINE ASSHOLE
>>37367387
can always try bleaching ur booty ho, but ya truth
>>37367387
Fucking this holy shit. I have attracted a few really attractive men lately. One mma guy and another rugby guy. I think i have the face and the frame but without clothes i am fucking gross. Meanwhile fat girls are getting pounded by the all the Chads.
Seriously, if you're ugly and fat in the gay dating world, you might as well kill yourself, unless you're filthy rich.
>>37367387
Unless they're a 10/10 most fags aren't actually that picky.
>>37367427
This.
Sex is pretty much a handshake when you're more than half decent.
That said, lifting does improve the attraction significantly.
>tfw you sometimes hook up with guys that are inferior to you in every way, because it makes you feel good to be admired
>tfw ou feel like throwing up after you came
>Still waiting on those social gains
>Can't attract if you don't talk to strangers
>It's not that I'll avoid conversations
>I'll just rarely initiate them
>Maybe it's my aversion to eye contact that puts people off
>I REALLY have to force myself to look someone in the eye and even then I feel a bit ill
Maybe there's mirin' from afar, maybe there's not.
A schrodinger's catcall
>>37367537
>A schrodinger's catcall
have you just been waiting for the right thread to make that pun in
>>37367387
I've seen way too many ugly gay guys banging every other gay guy in the city for that to be true.
>>37367427
This. Tbh I had an easier time getting laid when I was a fatass than I am now.
Getting boi pussy is ridiculously easy, especially on Tinder and shit.
I don't need any help attracting men
Im Straight but 80% of gay guys I've met I later found out wanted my dick
Which is weird because maybe only 1% of women I've met did, if even that
>>37369969
I'm like the opposite. Always attracted my older sister's friends and they were all hot. I would have been a very luck straight guy. Also ironic, because the only lads i attracted were "str8" and i don't want to be treated like some lab kit.
>>37370204
Guess people want what they can't have
>>37370226
This mate. It is crazy how hot some of the women i could have gotten were. Even when it came to the straight guys. I like the lead up though, not necessarily 'hard to get' but at least have some kind of fucking anticipation for fuck sake.
>Tfw straight guys say i'm lucky cause i can have sex pretty much whenever i want
>Tfw i envy them for the chase
>>37370204
I'm like that now.
What's annoying for me is the two or three women who've tried really hard to get into my pants even though I've made it clear I like dick. Unfortunately, not a single "straight" guy has wanted to do it with me.
>That feel when very at ease around women
>Find it easy to be charming and funny
>Always unintentionally flirting and sending signals that I'm into them
>That feel when gay and 0 interest in women
Why can't I be this way around men? I always feel like a huge autist who has no idea what to say or how to act. It's like some kind of bizarro curse.
>>37367285
Yes but not the one that I want.
>tfw he didn't say hi today
>tfw he's too normie and handsome not to have a gf
>>37370930
There's nothing at stake, so you're relaxed around women. You don't overthink things, get sweaty and scared, make little mistakes nobody even notices, then make huge, unattractive mistakes while trying to cover up the original ones.
No.
It has a attracted a few girls though. Pic half related.
>>37367353
keked hards thanks anon
Lifting hasn't helped me get attract men but has get a qt 3.14 trap gf.
>>37370930
This happens to a shitton of people
>>37371011
I wanna lick those soles man
>>37367427
Yeah when I go to gay bars men will buy me drinks and give me their numbers without me doing anything. Women never do that.
>>37367285
are you kidding me
I downloaded Tinder 1 week ago. Very few matches, some were bots. No real discussion
Today, I included men in my search. I already have 4-5 matches, all of them writing to me. I just discovered what's a super like is.
Now I understand why some of the girls are spoiled. If I was homo, I would be the biggest homo ever it seems
>>37371011
there is no way that is a trap
there's this guy in my class who literally looks like he has aids, he's gay and supposed he's with another classmate but he keeps miring and flirting
is it normal to feel awkard and weird about it or am I closed homo?
>>37372001
Do you like it? Or not?
Either way if he has aids why would you
>>37367285
Currently dating a girl and the sex is great, but still meeting men. I only go for men I'm into, so far so good. Once I get to fuck a guy I like, I don't want anything with him again. I can't help it. I guess I just like the chase and cucking my girlfriend.
>>37370930
I think I unintentionally flirt with dudes
but I'm straight
>>37369041
well he did imply he was autistic
I'm currently trying to seduce a guy that never hooked up with a dude before. He's not even as hot as the guys I usually hook up with, but the forbidden fruit factor makes me diamonds. Especially because he's dating a girl already.
>>37372535
I've got idea why fags like seducing straight guys. I can't imagine the sex would be any good. I'd rather fuck a full-fledged homo who knows what he wants and how to please.
Yes. I've definitely attracted more dudes than women since I began lifting.
>>37372896
Because they're attracted to men and deep down know that faggots aren't men.
>>37373117
only pansies fuck weak, fragile women
>>37373117
wait, does that mean once they fuck a straight guy they aren't men anymore? Are gays turning the whole world into women? Is the human race slowly becoming a lesbian majority?
>be years ago
>make online dating profiles everywhere
>post pic of body
>only get messages from men
>"hi there"
>"how are you doing?"
>"hiiii"
>mfw /fit/ was right. Only men care about fit bodies.
>>37373179
You just discovered the gay agenda. Don't tell anyone please we need this to work.
>>37372535
As a guy who fell in love with his straight best friend (cliched as shit but it happens), don't.
It ruins friendships.
>>37371011
that's still a man
>be straight as teen but almost zero sex drive
>start lifting
>start finding men more attractive
>girls do nothing for me anymore
>horny as fuck
what's happening to me, /fit/?
>>37367285
My face is the cross between Thriller Micheal Jackson and Grace Jones.
Lots of attention and compliments but I'm far too femme to get laid despite everything else.
I fuck more closet cases than gay or bi men.
>>37367472
OMG this has been me from 18 to 23 and a half. I just had a mental breakthrough and I can't get hard anymore to the slobs I'd fuck.
I had to realize I was punishing myself for not being the body I wanted to be in.
>>37375171
Accept the homosex, anon.
>>37367285
>be gay
>tfw my interests have led me into a career that has the least amount of gays in the profession
>tfw lifting has made my standard high as fuck
>tfw will die along
Lmao you can't make this shit up
>>37375524
Like what career field?
>>37375541
Graduate student in physics.
>>37375558
Nigga move to the bay area. Hot science and tech fags exist.
Just don't move to Oakland, you ruin it for the rest of us.
>>37375558
Ayyy I did undergrad in physics and didn't know a single person who was out. Was too much of a coward to join those Out in STEM groups or grindr.
>>37375645
Same, though I just tended to avoid things like that. I've came out to friends and family no problem.
The "Out on Campus" thing my alma mater had was fucking cringeworthy. So many flamers and transkeletons.
Out of 10, how homo is twink porn? Asking for a friend.
>>37375558
Math grad here.
There was only 1 more out gay guy when i was doing my MSc and he was a skinnyfat flamer.
Sucks desu, but i've met some qt fag electrical engineers lately.
>>37376871
biscum tier.
>>37367285
not even gay but I noticed the guys that hit on me are cuter now used to be old men and the homless now its /fit men in thier 20s and 30s
>>37367353
Hahaha I came here to say that, too.
>>37367387
Christ, if I hear a screaming queen who happens to lift call himself "masc" once more I'll fight the cunt. You're a muscle Mary, friend, not masc. You will never be masc.
I would still put it in your boipucci though.
>>37367459
For some it's as regular an occurrence as a weekly poker match.
>>37372385
I know a guy who does that. His mother-in-law is still waiting for the day he leaves her daughter and comes out.
>>37375505
Beat me to it. :(
>>37375524
>>37375558
iktf in my career I'm surrounded by men and most/all are unattainable. I did date a physicist postdoc some time ago, but!
>>37376938
No homo, but that is LITERALLY the perfect male body
>>37376979
what's going on here
left is hotter obviously
>>37378584
It was his 1 year progress.
>>37378901
>tfw laurent will never be your bf
>>37378550
Look up Laurence Hulse
He was part of that rowing team that does nude calendars in support of the fight against homophobia in sports.
he has a nice penis
>>37372385
>but I'm straight
sure, anon. We all are.
>>37376979
Bi haters are the worst.
>>37379686
I'm also pretty confident he's at least biscum, so that's double suffering desu.
>>37380665
That's not Chad. Maybe Brad.
>>37376979
who is thissssssssss
>>37370988
Yer sister? Is she het?
>>37380688
>1,91m
>10/10 face
>former national swimmer
sure bud
>>37380718
Nic Palladino.
He has a fitness jewtube channel, but it's mostly vlogs if you're into that kind of thing.
>>37376938
What are you specialized in? I thought there's even less out gays in math.
>day 1 of lifting
>"aww yeah, gonna be rolling in pussy!"
>week 2 of lifting
>"man, screw girls. i just want traps like that dude over there"
>month 3 of lifting
>"l-listen. I'm just doing this for the protein. N-no homo"
>>37380840
he natty?
>mfw 6'6 265lb with a Hot gf
>tfw all I want to do is put a sissy faggot in his place
Why live
>>37367387
this and gay death are the two biggest bullshit memes
>>37381163
His body doesn't have any non-natty signs and his progress is normal, so yeah.
>>37381172
gtfo fatty
>go to nightclub
>lesbian qt asks me if i was gay
>guys hitting on me
>not nearly as lucky with women
>even wore make up and blinging amethyst earrings for gangster points
Curls for the girls they said, I pretty much decided to just drink beer all day and not lift, since the dadbod is more popular with women and absolutely repels most gay people. 10x happier now being able to eat chicken tendies and pizza all day.
>>37381235
You look very homosex
Is your name happen to be "Brendan"?
>>37381235
that outfit screams "please tongue my asshole"
>>37376938
>shaved pits
Dropped.
>>37381235
Hey I'd fuck a guy with a hot dadbod, skinny twinks don't do it for me bro
>>37381235
Because you're dressed like a fag. Especially with make up and amethyst earings... which typing that out makes me think this is severe bait.
People just assumed you were gay because judging by this post you radiated it
>>37380844
Αpplied maths, mainly focused on optimization.
I've noticed that there are lots of STEM homos in chemistry, biology and CS, fewer in physics, maths and engineering.
>>37381746
I'm a fag who specializes in stochastic optimal control
I have a bf though
>>37381746
>applied math
>>37381821
>pure math fag
disgusting
>>37380688
alphaggot/10
Looks like a Chad to me.
>>37367387
gays have it way easier, what the fuck are you talking about.
>>37381215
hng
>>37367353
Have you not gone to a /cbt/?
>>37367387
gay here, not particularly picky unless you're not good-looking/in relatively good shape
>>37381235
that's because girls are pussies. Guys are more aggressive if only girls were that aggressive too. Had like 4 gays hit on me and 1 girl in a semester. This is not what I wanted, but then again my hair is just too fuccboish and I look really clean
>>37371816
dude I had the same. For some reason a year or two ago tinder showed me guys, and I realized what it felt like to be complimented and actually feel desirable. If that was what it was like to be a woman, no wonder they are such cunts.
>>37382425
post fuccboi hair
>>37367387
Eh, we are not that picky when it's about sex, personally i've had sex with people i'm not particularly attracted to, but i'm extra picky when i'm looking for a bf.
>Go to gym showers, curtain is ripped
>Guys walk by and stare at me
>Attention gives me a boner
>More people walk by and stare at me
>Get even harder
If I ever run into this situation again I will likely end up fucking a mans throat or putting on a show for some random guys. I'm straight and have a gf but exhibitionism is so fucking hot to me
>>37367387
gays fuck like jackrabbits if given the opportunity
>>37382493
Go on chaturbate.
If you're hot you can make up to 100-300$ a day camwhoring.
>>37382469
yes, finding someone to fuck is super easy, especially in gay clubs, on grindr etc., but finding a bf....jdisma ;_;
>>37382508
>tfw 8/10 cute manlet
>socially inept
>depression hits once again
>start lifting, become facebook-ripped and horny all the time
>the last time i had sex was 4 years ago
I just want a bf.
>>37381869
>glorifed engineer
>mfw
>>37367387
What?
Went to a gay bar and got hit on straight away. Plus some guy straight asked me if I wanted my dick sucked.
>>37382633
Yeah, that's pretty common.
>>37382586
Cock x 2 a week, till the depression fades away.
>>37382493
>gym shower only has one stall that has curtains on, all others are open
>the curtain is ripped half way
>all the regulars know that no one other than shy boys who have never showered at the gym before uses it
>me and gymbros always laugh at how cute they are
You're the one that's going to get throat fucked, my man.
Is anyone NOT gay on this board?
>>37382586
I'm honestly more interested in a romantic relationship than a physical one.
>>37382537
Different anon here.
I've always wondered how well porn (gay or straight) and modeling pays. I don't think I have the guts to camwhore, though. But 300 bucks a day sounds tempting.
>>37382871
it's just a little homolust
>>37382919
Straight porn doesn't pay shit, most you can expect is low hundreds.
Gay porn can be from 500 up to 2,5k, depending on the studio, how hot you are, what you are willing to do with another guy etc.
To make 300 camwhoring you need to either do assplay etc or be extremely attractive/interactive with the oldfags creepos on the site, don't expect people paying you big $ just to sit there and jerk off.
>>37382947
left is pretty ugly
>>37383324
It's the pedo stache
>>37371248
Women generally don't do that for anybody. For a female that mentality is "take take take" & "what do you offer me?"
I just want a Chad to call my own. Is that so much to ask for?
I've taken to banging cute twinks I meet off of Grindr. They pretty much worship the ground I walk on & give amazing blow jobs. Pussy is great, it's just sad that pussy happens to be attached to such soul-sucking drains with black holes for personalities.
>>37383648
>yfw you realize Chad wasn't such a bad person after all
>>37383648
BRENDAN is eating PANINIS with CHAD while YOU spend your time JERKING OFF to greasy GAY PORN.
>>37367387
how embarrassing, these things will only ever get you all sad temporary shallow assholes and you're all enabling it. Have fun when you're 50+ when nobody wants you.
I do go to the gym, I do keep myself in shape, but you guys are awful people. I mean I don't expect much from 4chan but fuck me this is why I hate the gay community so much. You think all this shit is a requirement of you, and you expect the same - either you feel self conscious and let people treat you like shit, or you're up yourself and treat people like shit.
>>37367425
??????????????
I feel like none of you have ever been in a good relationship before. What the hell is the fixation on just sex and sex appeal? lol Fuck, I'm done. Lmao fucking hate you pieces of shit, the whole reason I avoid the gay community.
I am pretty sure /fit/ is responsible for at least 2-3% of this.
>>37384121
these blokes look average af, though.
>>37384157
>triggered uggo fatty
>>37382875
There is hope.
Good job.
>>37384177
What an unfortunate babyface
>>37367285
Is it gay if I want to have sex with a girly boy?
>>37384219
makes him hotter desu senpai
>>37382581
Then stop finding guys to fuck?
How about you try not being a piece of shit for a while? While you're out fucking other guys who just want to fuck. Stop that shit until you find someone WHO ISN'T ON GRINDR or some dating site. Find someone, talk with them, take the fucking time to get to know them before you start putting your dick in them. It's not that hard. So what if they don't end up with you? Try to be a better person, a more respectable person. I bet deep down you feel entiteld to a 3.14 qt of YOUR type huh? Romance doesn't work like that, drop the types, drop the positions, drop the roles.
You people have muscle and talk about strength training etc but you're pathetic as a person.
>>37384254
shut up and post boipucci
>>37384254
>find someone WHO ISN'T ON GRINDR or some dating site
jej, keep dreaming
>>37384177
lol wow an anon on fb called me fatty, oh no.
may I remind you who the sad lonely people are here? You fucking shallow cunts.
>>37384280
pls fuck off, no one gives a shit about your holier than thou view of the fag """""community""""".
>>37375558
but that means that when you join some lab or industry, you will also have to interact with the engeneers and/or genetesists, right? you will have some chance
>>37384280
>>37384157
wew lad
Someone needs a good dicking.
>>37370930
same, but heterosexual. I wish I could talk well with women, but I have a case of the autismo like veryone in this board
>>37384381
hngg
i want to be that cat
>>37384398
>>37370930
This anon irl
http://m.mangafox.me/manga/i_m_the_main_character_of_a_harem_manga_but_i_m_gay_so_every_day_is_hell_for_me/
>>37384567
i wanna fuck that bicep
>>37383702
i want that guy to cum on my face
>>37384687
>it's just a oneshot
Fuck man I was actually legit excited for this
>>37385588
Ikr it's funny as fuck
>>37382425
Post body pls
>>37384374
>dating an engineer
>>37383702
>anime drawings on the background
Why am I not surprised? is moe like the gay thing to do?
>>37386647
what's wrong with us anon?
>>37386647
>not dating an engineer
>>37383702
I'm attracted to men. Twinks can be cute but some of them are way too sus and look like they're 15 years old.
>>37386770
They're all sluts desu
>>37384176
Yeah...only 2-3%...
>>37384177
It was unfortunately the only "good looking" picture I could find of a guy eating paninis.
>>37386833
this is my experience with gay engineers as well
>>37384121
BRENDAN is FORMING an unbreakable brotherly BOND with CHAD while YOU spend your nights FANTASIZING about CHAD's fat COCK
>>37388671
That just make me fantasize about Brendan chocking on Chad's cock.
>>37371011
Is that AJ? Are you that big asian guy he/she's dating that I've seen on snapchat!??
>>37382537
Source of pic? That guy looks like a taller version of my roommate I need him
>>37382586
Pic source?
>>37389122
That was the intention
>>37383648
YOURE A MELTDOWN
>>37389244
I wish I knew anon.
>>37381215
how do i get into this mode
>>37391881
I saw him once, he lives in Valencia. He's a manlet. Still would tho.
>>37376979
Man, I fucking hate that thing men do in photos supposed to be 'sexy'
Squinting makes you look like a fucking retard
It's the male version of a duckface
He's hot af but I wish he wasn't doing that fucktarded thing
>>37392442
>tfw your eyes naturally look like that
>tfw you always look like a tryhard cunt on pictures or people think your asian even though you have blond hair and blue eyes
pic not related
>>37392438
height doesn't matter when you make other men want your semen desu senpai