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>all these matches. >too much social anxiety to talk to
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>all these matches.
>too much social anxiety to talk to any of them.

I need to increase my ability to talk to qt3.14

Please tell me I'm not the only autistic retard here.

How goes your game /fit/?
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Post profile
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>>37358390
> social anxiety
> a thing
No, you're just a faggot
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abby and pimmii are the only ones that look real

all others are fakes
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>know any good jokes?
My life haha kill me hahaha
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>>37358435
This desu
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>>37358390
>How goes your game /fit/?

I make morbid jokes about my depression and pull it off because I'm peter steele mode.
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>>37358390
what do you look like? Can you post a pic of your face with your eyes hidden?
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>inb4 shitimbald
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Send abby the dimensions of your penis
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>>37358390
>know any good jokes?

my life
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>>37358390
>know any good jokes?

y-your one rep max
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>social anxiety

If you fear socializing, you should fucking kill yourself or stop being so concerned about basic human shit. These are fucking NPCs man, you could just write fucking "yare yare daze" and they wouldn't bat an eye.

You lift heavy shit all the time, so lift yourself out of this ridiculous state of mind.
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>>37358470
>>37358414
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>>37358390
Lying next to someone i met on tinder now.

Feels good not being autistic
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>>37358551
>glasses

kek
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>>37358551
literally the nu-male prototype
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>>37358551
Dayum
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I can't even get one match. I don't even consider myself to be ugly. I honestly thought I was handsome. Might be because I have no good pictures, and have only used selfies.

Whenever I look at myself in the mirror, I see a handsome dude, with a great jaw, greate eyes, seems like a symmetrical face. But when I take pictures of myself with my phone I look all kinds of fucked up, one eye bigger than the other, one brow drooping and my jaw is unsymmetrical, like its constantly pulled to one side. Is that what I truly look like?

Anybody else have similar experiences?
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>>37358570
Damn how'd you know I wear glasses?
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I'm thinking of getting into tinder, due to breaking up with girlfriend of 3 years.

What is your opinion on putting a topless selfie? As either the first photo or one where they have to look into your profile to see.
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>>37358626
You can see the frame on the lower part of your left eye
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>>37358634
Fuck. I've been Sherlock Holmes'd.
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>tfw you have 38 girls that wanna meet but POF cock blocks you into a monthly subscription to see who they are
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>>37358617
Maybe you're just vain and delusional. Only works if you're hot, which evidently you're not.
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>>37358617
My face looks fatter I'm pictures unlike the mirror.
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>>37358641
Damn straight.

Don't worry. I wear glasses too, so I know that feel
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Your bot game is strong
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>>37358617
thats because camera projects a 2d image instead of your 2 eyes. amateur selfies are mostly always bad lighting and bad angle, only the pros can make a selfie that reflects the face you see in the mirror. there may be a little difference in your face than you see but mostly its due to bad lighting and angle bro, why would models have photoshoots for hours if a picture could be taken in a second
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>>37358617
Same here familia, except I've not tried Tinder.

Maybe we're just not photogenic? I get a decent amount of female attention IRL.
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I chose Pimmii. Wish me luck.
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>>37358627
>topless selfie
pretty much every girl says it's douchey as fuck, you'll get likes from the most trashy ones

But maybe that's the kind of girls you want, it's up to you
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>>37358646
>need sub to see who they are
>site gives you one free reveal

JUST
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>>37358709
>free reveal

how do I do that?
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>never use sites like this
>decide to try one out
>end up getting nudes
>this now becomes a game to see how many nudes i can get
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>>37358706
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>>37358390
Hey faggot. Respond and get some of that young pussy. If I had that I would be fucking every day with a new slut. Fucker doesn't know what he's got. F U anon.
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>>37358730
nomt sure what site it was but it was really scammy

fucking bot city
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>>37358738
oh shit
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anyone fucked around with skout?
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>>37358738
Idk if the vitamin D thing is on purpose but thats clever, too bad it's too subtle
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>>37358705
>Maybe we're just not photogenic?

Hope so, better than being all round ugly. Its weird how some people have really good faces for pictures and some people don't. I used to date a girl who was very beautiful. When I first woke up to her after we met, I couldn't believe I was hooking up with a girl that beautiful, it was like the perfect female face. Later got her facebook and my friends wanted to see pictures of her, but she looked like a 5/10 there opposed to a 7-8/10 irl.
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>want to try tinder
>need FB account
>paranoid tinder might post to FB
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>>37358765
>qt3.14 azn girl
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>>37358735
nigga u better post more
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Search for "the program" by jeffy and download the torrent. Has shitload of tips on how to pull women from dating apps. He has a few youtube videos to.
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>>37358796
i never got nudes from her

i need to work on my tactics
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>>37358617

Mirrors don't show you what everyone else sees, they see the reverse of that. And the picture where you look weird is going to look exaggerated to you because that's the reverse of what you see in the mirror everyday.

The best way to truly know what you look like is with a high quality video camera. Set it up on a tripod and slowly turn your head from side to side, up and down. Use different lightings because we're not always in a perfectly lit environment like a bathroom.

But even then it'll still look weird to you because it's not what you're used to look at.

I also have a theory that different people focus on different parts of the face. So where as I look at people's left eye, I also read their face from (my) left to (my) right. I have the same problems you do and I've had girls literally become obsessed with me, and I think they read faces from right to left, or from the eyes outward.
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>>37358787
it won't man go for it, besides everybody's using it
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>>37358738
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>tfw default face is borderline angry looking
>tfw not mad all
>tfw try to smile a bit
>feel like its really cringy
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>>37358813
i want to get this but it's like $150. Are there any torents?
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>>37358848
same here
resting bitch face isn't just a female thing
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>tfw ugly smile
I look like shit in every fucking photo, but I'm decent looking IRL. Shit's hard because I don't meet many girls in real life
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>get a match with filipina in toronto
>chat for a bit
>she says shes still in pinoyland
blocked
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>>37358551
Holy shit let me see your cock like no homo
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>>37358646
They usually popup first in the meet me section. If you didn't match, then they're probably below your standard anyways.
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>>37358848
me too lad, i'm the least angry guy in the world but apparently i constantly look furious
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>>37358850
Yes just google "the program jeffy torrent" you will find a link from reddit
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>>37358584
lol
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>>37358738

>Vitamin D
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She might be azn qt3.14 spy from Thailand guys.
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>>37358951
abort
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>>37358738

Stop typing like a beta. You sound like you are desperate to impress her
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>>37358846
I don't see the problem op
You're doing fine.the trick to talking to women is practice. Once you do it long enough with a bunch of different women it becomes second nature.
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>>37358951
Give her the dick stop talkkng
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>>37358390
>Become sick kunt
>Don't care what ppl say
/thread
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>>37358987
>implying she doesn't have one already
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>tfw they never respond
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>>37358951
How are you this good looking and can't talk to girls.

M8 the best thing is experience, you're talking way too much...
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>using hot or not
>FB friend comes up
>swipe right by accident
>installing any dating app
>it asks you to invite friends and email people
>accidently click invite all
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>>37359028
Cause they're not interested or sucking someone elses cock or fake
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>>37358909
thanks bro
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>>37358627
Get a topless pic that isn't a selfie instead
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OP is just Chad pretending to be a beta.
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>>37359024
Kek
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This is going to sound really greasy but craigslist is the easiest online source I have found in getting laid. Tinder, OKcupid and shit take way too much effort. On cl a quick dick pick and a classic douchey dirty washroom mirror flexing pic and you'll litetally be swimming in questionable pussy.
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>>37358787
Or you could not be a retard and make a facebook that no one knows about.
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>>37358627
if you do a selfie girls will think you're a douche. If you have someone take a pic of you shirtless at the beach or something it's considered totally normal though. Don't ask me why but that's the way it is.
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>>37359131
>tfw I made a fake fb account but they still want my phone number

Years on /g/ has turned me into a tunfoil
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>>37359155
Checked. But brah you've got nothing to worry about.
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>>37358825
It's because of the focal length of the lens. If it were just a matter of mirror differences you could flip a selfie horizontally to what you see in the mirror and it would look right to you, but it still wouldn't. Most cell phone cameras have a wide angle lens so that you can take a picture of yourself by holding it at arms length but it also creates a really distorted unflattering image. To get a more natural representation requires a larger focal length and greater distance from your face.
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>>37358846
she seems like she doesn't even know english, ditch her
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>>37358846
>in town for work
>on the way to hotel
>supervisor drives her and friends
she's an escort bro
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>>37359122
every single woman on craigslist i've seen refers to themselves as being curvy or, 'must be okay with bigger women', if i'm going to risk an std it's not going to be with a fatty
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>>37359122
do this if you want to get robbed or fuck a legit 400 pound woman
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i stopped using tinder years ago what are with these new updates?

>limited swipes
>lave to be under 30 (am 27 but still)
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>compliment a grill
>all she sends back is that lipstick kiss mark emoji
>too autistic to know what to say back
>convo ends

Haha lol lmao haha
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>>37359448
yeah man this shit is really stupid. I have programming knowledge, would /fit/ use a dating app that had underlying /fit/ memes placed within the framework but not so noticeable taht it didn't have mainstream attention
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>>37358424
This
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>see a QT asian
>swipe left to see more pics
>forgot to click profile first
>shes gone forever
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>>37358617
Ye your phone camera can distort the hell out of you bro I'm a male model and this happens to me.
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>get a match
>she messages first " hey you are kinda cute"
>i reply "really?"
>she replies "no"
>she blocks me
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>>37358390
Would smash that degenerate maddison, nose piercing tells me she can take a dick in the pooper
I'm disgusting I know ;_;
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>>37358551
>decent bone structure but you have a "cuck librul" look going on
>tfw your face structure is shit
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>>37359469
You dun goofed sperglord
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>>37359557
kek
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fuark brehs
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>>37359593
message her "hey bby girl, you can eat my dog if u nommsayin"
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>>37359589
What the fuck am I even supposed to say to that? I took it as a combo of "thanks" and dismissal.
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>>37359593
>phone goes to sleep
>wake it up
>open tinder again
>shes gone
>didnt get to swipe her right
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>>37358390
>tfw I met my wife on tinder by mistake two years ago
>tfw she got me a dev job in the city

Why aren't you fags on my level yet?
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>when you see someone you already know
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>>37359644
hory sheet
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Am I the only guy who would be ashamed to use Tinder? Just the thought of people that I know know I use Tinder..meh
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>>37359662

>Why aren't you fags on my level yet?

You mean cucked by marriage?

You can keep it
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>>37358424
I have it too
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>>37359693
everyone wants sex and/or relationships nobody is going to judge you for it.
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>try tinder
>every girl is in university
>tfw they all to good for me
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Let's see how this goes
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>>37359806

That was my case, but I didn't want to downgrade from my ex

I think I'm immature for my age

I dress like I'm 18, can't grow facial hair etc and I'm 21
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>>37359825
you can send pics in tinder now?
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>>37358551
I'M ETHAN BRADBERRY
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>>37359858
Yeah, use the gif button
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>>37359825
Tell her this conversation is now a spiderman thread
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>>37359897
hmmm

wonder what happens if i send porn gifs
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>>37359916
Why didn't i think of that.
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>>37359858

gifs desu
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I hooked up with a few cuties on Tinder but the really attractive ones usually just shrug me off. Pic related; I just got laughed at

Sucks being ugly m8's
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>>37359923
cause are not as perverted as me
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>try skout
>get more message from guys than girls

fucking why

fucking gay niggas
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I wonder if I took this red pill meme too far
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>>37359028
you're not chad enough
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>>37359950
>actually understanding herself

wife material brehs, even if she's a compliment slut
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>tfw
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>>37359958
what is this chad meme?
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>>37359950
>are you insecure
>no but I need validation

why do we keep falling for the women meme

anyway tell her you want to fuck
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>>37359973

smooth
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>>37359973
I'm more concerned about your 4 hour phone call m8
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>>37359950
no, you're fine, she's lying, she's insecure. Probably not about her looks tho.
she probably dumb or uninteresting so she's fishing for attention with her only value : her face and body in flattering pictures
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I doubt she's finished with the cock carosel.
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>>37359982
this
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>>37359973
Lel shes funnier than you, in those situations you have to bantz better than her or she'll just brush you off as another thirsty dude who can't compete
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>>37358738
Trying way too hard my famiglia.
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>>37359985
i hate women
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When will these thirsty hoes learn /fit/?
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>>37359985
>used to be that girl

AKA I'm not gonna fuck YOU, but someone else could get it
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>>37360018
>mane
>emoticons

When will you learn to stop talking to degenrate sluts?
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>>37360018
>frog and coffee emojis
What did she mean by this?
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>>37360029
It's ok anon. I took another look at her pics and it turns out she was using myspace angles, so I didn't lose anything of value after all
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>>37360035
Duh she wants a frog in her coffee
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>>37360030
>>37360035
>muh quality women don't use emojis!
a hole's a hole you little shits
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>>37360018
Uhh, but she got you to keep texting her and didn't give up the blowjob so apparently you're the one who needs to learn
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>>37360049
she said "i'm just kidding mane" in reference to the "i don't suck dick" comment. So he's actually gonna get his dick sucked.
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>>37360035
PRAISE KEK
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>>37360047
By that logic you should out fucking sheep.

>any time ever
>spending precious time with insufferable regards
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>>37360047
I wasn't even saying anything my negro. Was just baffled by the choice of emojis.
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>>37360018
>>37360035
>>37360046
2016 trying to understand women ishygddt
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>>37360035
"but that's none of my business"
it's a normie meme, anon.
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Ha neat
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>>37360044
lol post'em up bro I wanna see this wooly mammoth
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>>37360068
oh snap
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wish tinder was a thing when I was younger

cant do this shit at 30, feels bad man
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>>37360018
>mfw making short answers is the best technique ever

Seriously, look at your ratio of grey/blue bubble size, if the blue bubbles are bigger you're doing something wrong and you're going to lose the girl. But by making short disinterested answers, she's going to run after you. it's crazy
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>>37360080
why
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>>37359578
AR YOU KIDDING ME?!?
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>>37360085

cause girls my age only want to get married or settle down

and im not super rich so I cant get with young girls
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>>37360068
>kayla

hope she's not black, anon
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>>37360092
>super rich
>young girls

meh, just have a decent job, a car, your own place, works for me
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>>37360092
>what are daddy issues
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>>37360068
I feel like if I said this to a girl while I was sober I'd get punched in the face
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How do I take pictures of myself for tinder/POF?
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>>37360069
This pic is new. Whew I dodged a bullet here. My thirst at the time nearly fucked me over

Shes on the right
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>>37360112
have a friend take them for you, but i suppose you dont have any or you woudlnt be asking this
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>>37360112
use pics others took of you, so it looks natural
or at least take a pic doing some activity
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>>37360094
Who gives a shit anon? I find women of all races attractive

And no, she's white by the way.
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>>37360121
>i used to be that girl
>then I got fat and I couldn't even get people to fuck me
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>>37360108
They obviously have a thing going.
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>>37358551

You just got to try bro. Tinder is mostly about looks so even if you put in your profile that you are shy, most girls won't even care, and besides, it gives you a pass when you do autistic stuff. This actually worked for me.

When you go on your first dates (they are very easy to set up, don't say anything sexual and suggest meeting for coffee or drinks). See it all as practice and don't invest anything into them emotionally. You'll get better, to the point where I've had it for over a month now and can confidently have sex with chicks because I got the XP.
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>>37360125
> but i suppose you dont have any or you woudlnt be asking this

exactly
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>>37360121
t h i c c
h
i
c
c

would definitely smash
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>>37360102

the expectation is that an older guy buy them shit but im not loaded, not poor either but yeah

>>37360107

whats my appeal if not my body? plenty of people that are fit
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>>37358708
meanwhile every fucking pic of these girls is a selfie

you can't win
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>>37360121
Unironically would.
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the fuck is a "super like"
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>>37360121
>she's on the right

if there's more than 1 girl in the pic, always assume she's the ugliest one. Bitches do this all the time where they post a pic with like 2-5 girls that are hotter than them and they're always the gargoyle of the group.
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>>37360147
How about now? Mirin dat 36" waist?
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>>37358617

I was a terrible selfie taker, but the main things I've learned is never take a direct shot of your face if it looks bad, use natural light, use filters (including possible snapchat ones that make your face look better). Chicks do all this stuff, and focus on making your jawline looked pronounced.

Smiling is almost always better, but a weird trick to make a smile look genuine is to fake laugh (do it by yourself). Even if it's a fake laugh, when you smile afterward it will look more natural. Weird, but it works.

I find good lighting, plus doing the smile thing, and the googly eye filter on snap chat makes me look really good without making me look like someone i'm not.
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>>37360150
she sees that you've liked her whether she liked you back or not, she gets a notification essentially.
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>>37358738

ASK HER IF SHE FEELS LIKE SHE'S LONG OVERDUE FOR VITAMIN D ALSO YOU AUTIST
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>>37360162
still smash her
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>>37358627

Like the other bros are saying, get someone else to take the picture at a pool or at the beach. Who cares if it is staged or you only go to the pool for that purpose, it's about presenting a good image. You'll catch both types, those who are wanting to fuck, plus the nicer girls who would left swipe on a shirtless selfie.
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Literally women speak to you and no the other way around, you know what? Fuck you and your "social anxiety"
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>>37360162
Bro I haven't fucked anything in 4 years. I'd fuck anything at this point.
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>>37359950
This is honestly 75% of tinder. You can always tell the people who don't use Tinder because they think everyone who matches with them is up to fuck.
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>>37360018
>using le frog and coffee me-me
DROPPED
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>see a girl that lives in same apartment building as me
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>>37358951

You're doing fine lad, just keep practicing. Even if you say "the wrong thing" you learn and that's how you get better.
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>>37360144
>the expectation is that an older guy buy them shit

No m8, actually, girls care more about social bragging than money.

Which one do you think girls like the most ?
The 30 y/o rich banker, unknown but a ton of money ?
Or the 30 y/o artsy hipster, not earning a lot, but who's popular and has famous artsy friends ?

You know the answer, most young girls are stupid and care about fame, they want to brag to her friends about the guy they're seeing, how cool he is, to try to move up in the social hierarchy of her squad.

Being popular is better than being rich, the poor edgy and popular artist will always get more pussy than the rich unknown guy, that's high school m8, nothing changed.
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>>37359122
I've never met up with someone on CL for this, though I'm tempted.
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>>37360131
lol fag
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>>37360162
thicc card revoked due to shit hip to waist ratio. Her size isn't the problem, though
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>>37360236
says the virgin :^)
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>>37360192
Tinder is only for fucking. What are you talking about?
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>>37360107
This. A million times this
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>>37360192
>thinking she would fall for that B8 that easily
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>>37360192
you're fucking too fast m8, most girls on tinder are not veterans, they just downloaded the app and are used to real world flirting.

I regret the time tinder was less mainstream and only an app for ONS or to find fuck buddies.
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>>37359578
>>37360090
btw when I said your face structure I was talking about mine...
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>>37360247
says the fag
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>>37360162
What mode do we call that? Refrigerator mode?
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>>37360286
Yes. Kate Upton is also fridge mode
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>>37360162
>tfw i'm 190lbs and have a 29" waist

A-am I a woman /fit/?
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>>37360274
for christ's sake, thank you.

> download tinder
> what is flirting
> sekks nao?
> wonder why no results
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>>37360307
Post feminine penis.
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Honestly Tinder is weird, you have to be able to portray an attractive enough version of yourself in a very restricted manner.
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>>37360274
>>37360262

lol, that pic is not mine. >>37360251
clearly it's not m8. Hence a lot girls are looking only for validation
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>>37359479
I would. I need software development experience kek
How is software development different from regular programming(I'm electrical engineering student)
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>>37359175
Holy shit this is a great post. I had no idea. Makes me feel a lot better about looking like shit on my front cam but thinking I look OK IRL.
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>>37359931
nah, you're just autistic m8.
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>>37358551
I've seen you around campus I'm gonna tell everyone tat you are autisitc and browse 4chan and that you are affraid of talking to girls even through tinder.
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I started the online dating thing months ago. Honestly, it's pretty degenerate, I mean sure if you're just looking for a hole to stick your dick into then this is for you but I guess I grew out of that phase. When I have sex I'd rather actually care about the other person and have her care about me.

The people obviously just looking to fuck aren't the main problem, the main problem is the whole etiquette and rules of online dating, which basically all hinges on the fact that women have several suitors one swipe away at any one time so you end up trying to appeal to her instead of showing who you really are and then seeing if you like each other.

But you can't be too talkative or you'll eventually say something she doesn't like and she'll give up on you for one of the other 10 guys trying to talk to her. Or, she gets to know you too well and while she likes some aspects of you, she dislikes other aspects. So, instead of being your girlfriend she just becomes your friend and looks for another guy, chances are she'll probably find someone better or as good just because of how many matches she has. The ONLY way to be talkative and outgoing AND THEN turn her into a girlfriend is to be the perfect man for her (aka Chad), but if you're that perfect then she'll probably choose you over the other guys anyway if you don't talk with her a lot.

So you end walking this fine line of kind, witty, but still mysterious and hope she takes her chances with you. Go on 1-2 dates with her, still don't reveal too much about yourself because you'll fall into the friend trap, and then make a move (kiss or more if you already kissed her really early) and force her to either commit to you or leave you (or friend-zone you, but remember, the other alternatives are either guaranteed rejection or guaranteed friend-zone). Then you can start slowly revealing who you are once she's rejected her other suitors.

So it's a Tinder or bust, don't bother with a "real" dating app
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>>37360084
fuck, this is true. When I liked a girl my answer's would be longer than hers. When I lose interest, my answers are very short.
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>>37360509
>pasta

I consider myself a feminist. I don't believe in enforced or uniform gender roles; they may happen naturally, but they should never be coerced into happening unnaturally. As in, the societal pressure for gender roles should really go, even if it'll turn out that the majority of relationships continue operating the same way of their own accord. I treat women with the same outlook I treat men, and never participate in the old Reddit "women are crazy" circlejerk, because there are multiple women out there and each have different personalities just like there are multiple men out there and each with different personalities. I don't think you do much of anything except scare off the awesome women out there by going on and on about the ones who aren't awesome.
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>>37360509
> Go on 1-2 dates with her
> and then make a move (kiss)

Its 2016 breh, they expect you to smash on the first night. No wonder you resent the game so much.
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>>37359644
>>37359593
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WAITING FOR
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>>37360572
i swiped her right
im have to wait

she will probably swipe me left tho
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>>37360531
not at my age, most women are looking for something more serious and aren't that interested in random sex, they are looking for some kind of bond as well as sex. if they want random sex they won't use a "real" dating app. but maybe i'm wrong, it just seems weird that they would use that instead of Tinder or literally flirt with any of her real life male acquaintances. could be that i attract more serious women as well.
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>>37359122
Do you post in m4w? Cause the w4m section in my Craigslist is full of scammed and prostitutes
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>>37360131
An attractive girl is an attractive girl
plan is to fuck every race
did white, black, asian and indian, slowly but surely
we're all going to make it
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>>37358390
Social anxiety is a meme made up condition to justify being socially inept and a spineless little faggot.

Also, gross fatties.
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>>37360639
Ironically, i'm black and I've only fucked white girls so far, even though i'm attracted to everyone. I'm not even being a memer right now
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>>37360723
I hope you did the world a favor and murdered them after
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>half black
>only get matched with vietnamese
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>>37360723
Well cucked
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>>37360723

how is germany, anon?
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>>37360833
Never been there
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>>37360035
not sure if sarcasm
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how can a gril have such a normal face but such a thick body?
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>>37360881
fuuuuuck look at those arms
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>>37360881
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>>37360894
>Lover of music

Kek
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>>37360780
Holy shit same.

I've only fucked one white girl and the rest have been Asians.
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>>37360873

I was kidding, refugee joke

but good for you anon
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>>37360919
lover of cheeseburgers
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>>37360894
>Lover of music, politics, dancing, travelling, adventures, consuming triple my caloric needs in a 24 hour period, and enjoying life!
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>>37358390
hear me out op, this may seem strange but is true.
Treat them like shit, act like theres bigger fish in the see and act unimpressed and youll see them crawl to you
Even if all you want is a qt gf act like a piece of shit and youll get SUCCess
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>>37360894
Need to work on those forearms
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>>37361060
What the fuck is that picture though?
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>>37361092
its mfw i get the succ bro
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>>37359175
Mind = fellatio'd. Didn't know about this at all
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>>37360894
>>37360881

>Lover of enjoying life
aka. Lover of shit food and being lazy
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>>37360282
he was being carl the cuck if you didn't catch it
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>mfw everyone I match with is Asian but I'm not attracted to Asian women. Then the white girls I do match with are bots.

Wtf I'm actually decent looking and ripped. I wonder what I'm doing wrong.

I do okay irl/if I'm at a bar or something but have had no luck on tinder.

Also, has anyone had any luck with getting straight to the point on the very first message? Giving less of a fuck as time passes so I'm considering opening with "your place or mine"
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>>37361092
It's the cover of the chinese weightlifting programs training manual, they train from child.
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>>37361205
>nigeria
>culture
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>>37361259
Sheltered basement dweller detected
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>>37361205
You either have to start the conversation the way you did, innocuously, then with wit quickly stear it to something more sexual and then suggest a date or fuck. This shows that you are actually somewhat interested in the girl and you might not be a complete creep.

Or you can get right to the point immediately, do this by either asking what they think about random sex or just outright suggest it. If they say they it doesn't interest them (lol, if it was Chad they would say yes) then break almost all contact, they now know where you stand and will contact you if they want the d. This second option is more of an all or nothing play that can turn a woman off competely but you also don't waste your own time and don't risk getting friend zoned.
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>>37361272
liberal numale nigger lover detected
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are those grils messaging you first op? either you're doing something right or you live in a nice area
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How the fuck do you people get matches? I've had this for 2 months and nobody wants me
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>>37361259
kek

"interesting... how was your mother?"
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>>37360881
probably an alien
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>>37361205
>match with asians
>what am i doing wrong
Nothing senpai, go get your qt3.14 A V E R A G E asian
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>tfw too ugly and too dyel for tinder
>tfw tinder was my last resort
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>>37359593
>>37359644
>mfw thats my school
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>>37361561
ottawa niggas represent
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