Why are women so crazy?
Post more of that girl OP
What's the fucking context here
>asks what I did with other girls and then sends this huge wall
>>37357153
This. I have no idea whats going on. Whats wih all the redaction As well faggot?
No one cares. Post pictures you literal faggot.
>>37357153
>>37357182
Looks like OP said he didnt want to date, she said if you're not seeing someone I don't get why, basically trying to convince him to move on, but she's being creepy as fuck in the process
Literally only bumping in hopes that OP will post more of this chick
>>37357155
Christ either smash this autist or stop replying
>>37357155
She wants to be your gf. She's also a bit of a sketti spiller. She seems more lonely/sad than crazy based on the few bits you posted.
dude you get caught talking to your ex or is this a girl that's getting jelly as fuck? Either way, DUMP THE FUCKING PICS, FAG.
>no woman ever wrote something like this to you
I know it'a red flag, but still, I bet it would feel good to know some chick so into me. Damn I'm desperate ;_;
>>37357092
>>37357155
she just wants the D and reasons around that
Here's first pic
>>37357266
!!!
How tha fuck do you get girls to send you nudes? I've got two girls I'm talking to right now, one I'm fucking and one I've only made out with so far, anybody have any tips
>>37357258
>tfw you've probably never been and you probably never will be someone else's crush
why live?
>>37357266
you're getting catfished brah I've had this happen to me like 50 fucking times. They always have some kind of excuse why they can't send a pic
>>37357266
... You gonna post it faget?
>>37357296
I was just sending one word replies later on, depends on the girl
>>37357207
This
>>37357354
that's a dude
>>37357354
Bruh she seems like she needs to get laid. This could be a red flag
Would appreciate the second pic
>had her fair share of crazy
>>37357397
>that's a dude
Implying we still wouldn't hit it
N-no homo
somebody redpill me on women, why are they like this?
>>37357316
Yep, women are never that forthcoming with nude pictures, even if you're Pete Fields (Chadzilla) you won't get those kinds of responses. He would get times and places to meet up for Netflix and chill.
Seriously, the only guys who get those kinds of pictures are already the girls bodyfriend, have already had sex with her. That is the how and why these pictures got taken in he first place.
Some homosexer found them on the internet, copy&pasta'ed them for you with a story. He wants picture of your weiner, and when he cons str8 men into sending him nude pictures it makes him cum. He is a homosexing catfish.
>>37357411
>implying fit knows anything about women
>>37357409
>had my share of crazy exes
Either she's bi, or she's dealt with men whose exes have threatened her.
Note at what you're getting into, anon. Do you want to deal with this?
>>37357419
This
>>37357426
>implying I need you to explain to me what's going on
I'm posting this for your amusement, retard.
>>37357409
teach me your ways master
>>37357423
This
Also
Im not getting women too -,physically nor mentally
>>37357308
fuck i didn't want to remember this feel
OP's dick pics on /hm/ soon, stay tuned.
>>37357266
plz share second pic OP
I have a conundrum. I've been seeing a gf for years but some chick I met a few years ago has been sending me snapchat nudes, and I haven't been discouraging her. Feel kinda guilty but holy damn her body is perfect. I'd never hook up with her but can't bring myself to tell her to stop
what do
>>37357519
OP you are fucking it up!
>>37357519
stop playing his/her game bro. Straight up say "you sound like a catfish. You either send me a pic of your face holding a piece of paper with my name on it (or some other object that you choose) or I'm not replying."
>>37357419
>Yep, women are never that forthcoming with nude pictures
Yes they are, they're just fucking crazy and desperate for validation
>>37357555
This. Chicks have a bunch of nudes saved in their phones to send to attractive guys for validation.
>>37357536
yup 100 percent catfish
>>37357092
>>37357119
>>37357155
>>37357266
>>37357354
>>37357409
>>37357519
>>37357608
at least its not chris hanson
>>37357519
Do you know her personally? Why don't you know how she looks like?
this is either a catfish or OP is trying to pretend he's a girl sending himself these messages to make it look like he gets pussy. Either way, this thread fucking sucks and OP is slow as fuck
Dammit op post the second image already
>>37357519
I know the average 4chan virgin will go crazy over messages like these because they've never had to deal with this. There's a legitimate reason why they say never stick your dick inside crazy. This is the exact type of person who will send your pics around, try to get other guys to fight you, or claimed that you've raped her.
Progressing further with any kind of relationship with this girl is a complete liability issue. If an attractive girl has to reach out like that for sex than there's a reason the other guys have left.
The beginning, I only met her once at a business dinner with my brother.
Im not related to his business, I just went for free food
Wtf are you dorks talking about, girls send nudes at the drop of a hat, just apparently not to 5'6 smeagol-looking South Indians
>>37357680
>Captain America is also playing in theaters
lmao
>won't post pics of the girl
>won't answer any of our questions
>takes a year to reply in the thread
smells kinda fishy in here bros
>>37357591
>>37357579
It's a guy. These shitty copy pasta threads are pasted daily. It's gotten worse since Summer hit.
If this is real, stop talking to her so much bro. Just set a date to grab a drink or invite her over to cook for her with some wine and fuck her. Too much talking means too many chances to fuck it up.
>>37357665
Agreed, this is what happens when you dick crazy
how do i get game like that, like you OP?
its a bit comforting getting texts like that, knowing that you're desired and stuff...
>>37357732
I don't care if I fuck this up, get some standards
>>37357266
Share the nude
>>37357680
Why does she want you that much? Did you give her your number? Also, rate yourself from 1 to 10
>>37357680
>Northlands
E D M O N T O N
>>37357739
Damn, gives >tfw no gf a whole new perspective.
>>37357739
what the fuck
>>37357785
I'm not even attractive breh, I'm like a 6 desu
>>37357739
Wut, is this the same person sending those messages?
>>37357827
and body?
>>37357777
Quadruple equal digits hath spoken
not OP but shits pretty easy once you get lean and you're even mildly attractive. Just act kind of like a dick and you're good to go. Pic related. I posted this in the wrong fucking thread a min ago lol
CHAD has GIRLS PESTERING him while YOU read CHAD'S thread at the GYM inbetween SETS and BEG him for the NUDES.
>>37357739
what the fuck am i doing wrong?
>>37357777
OBEY THE GLORIOUS QUADS AND SHARE
>>37357419
I've had girls be even more forthcoming with nude pictures than OP and I'm certainly not Chadzilla, you have no idea what you're talking about
>>37357739
I remember one time I fell for some chick and we clicked so good I thought shes definitely wife material. One night we were on the phone and before she hung up she said "I love you" and I said "yeah love you too night". And after saying I realized I made a huge mistake and she sent all these weird message the day after. Fucking blocked her but damn.
Lol you guys are so thirsty it's insane. This guy has posted nothing and you're all chomping at the bit. One flattering boob picture is way more indicative of an unattractive person. I could take any hambeast on the planet and take a picture that makes her look like a normie with big tits.
Without face and full body this may as well be a 3, crazy as well, if it's not even a man.
>>37357815
>>37357819
>>37357858
It's not worth fucking crazy, though she wasn't crazy at the time, she went crazy afterwards. Like a God damn time bomb
This is a different girl btw
>>37357739
>>37357847
wtf am I doing wrong
>>37357827
Pics
>>37357759
Step one: be attractive
Step two: don't be unattractive
Also lower your standards you ugly manlet.
>>37357092
>>37357739
It's not just women.
>tfw biscum and decently handsome
>get my boipussy fucked by a 7/10 breh
>constant messages asking to go on a date
>asking for "another one off"
>asking for nudes
>asking for this and that
>says he loves me
>eventually sends a message that he'll pay me $200 for another go
It was kinda amusing.
>>37357895
>>37357905
Nah, pic is me.
>>37357851
Kek
>>37357931
dat rican charm i guess
>>37357931
6'3" with good teeth and fit is enough for 95% of women.
>>37357739
>>37357887
Get on my level anon
>have gf
>have some stupid argument over the phone
>get sick of her shit
>go and take a nap for half an hour
>wake up to 200 new texts and twenty missed calls
I was especially impressed because her shitty phone plan meant that it cost her $4 every time she tried to ring me even if I didn't answer, goddamn that bitch was crazy, fantastic ass and virgin pussy tho
>>37357931
Bruh. What part of face height frame don't you understand. You're above average with 9/10 jawline
>>37357931
nice jaw, handsome
>>37357968
What's Rican?
>>37357983
Oh nice dude, let's compare who's life has become more inconvenient! I woke up with 367 missed calls once, it's only dropped to 60 some nights a week, but us Chad's breh!
>>37357931
why the long face
>>37357976
>>37357993
>>37358009
You dinks I'm average at best, you're just deluded because a crazy women is after my dick
>>37358045
This guy gets it
>tfw no insane gf who'll nag you to death and spill her spaghetti to death before murdering you in your sleep in a fit of paranoia
fucking chad ;_; I can't believe he's eating pizza right now ;_;
>>37358068
this. I don't think I'd ever call OP ugly, but I don't see anything special either.
Although he's only posting pictures taken in working clothes at a fucking construction site, idk what he'd look like when he doesn't look like a bum.
>>37358068
You're tall and not fat. You're above average. You know this and are fishing for validation on a Laotian rice farming forum.
Would you teach her how to be a good girl?
>>37358068
Why do I feel like I'm flirting with one of those high school girls who deny their own attractiveness? Am I finally gay?
>>37358031
Shit negro, mirin that crazy, while we're on the subject of crazy grills I had a gf in the Chair Force who went AWOL to come get a deep dicking from me and ended up getting Court Martialed because of it
>>37358138
Well, you are on fit
>>37357411
think youre asking the wrong place dubso
>>37357739
get the fuck outta here chad
>>37358170
Impressive D game bruh.
>>37358170
Fuck me, didn't know the chair force's sitting commanders were so harsh.
>>37358068
come here and cuddle w me
I have op's problem but only with guys
> tfw straight tho
Wtf. I've literally had guys i have met one time so i could sell shit for cash, ask me out. JUST
>>37357411
Women are kind of like a dam, usually there's a big wall holding back most of the craziness so only a small trickle of crazy is visible. Each bit of successful flirting puts a crack in the wall holding back the crazy, once you cause enough cracks and a grill becomes infatuated with you the dam breaks and all the crazy comes spilling out in a giant gushing flood
>>37357419
i've skyped/gotten pics by hundreds of chicks by now its not even a big deal anymore. Not even chad mode brehs
the key is to treat them like shit & straight up tell them you want to fuck them, dont pussy foot around trying to get to know them or be friends ask for pics right from the start
>>37357511
bumperoos
>>37357511
OP here, don't cheat, never ever worth it. Stay noble.
>>37358353
I don't intend to hook up with her, but I assume you're referring to receiving nudes as cheating. If so, I kinda agree so I should probably get her to stop
>>37358123
CAN WE GET THE FREAKING SECOND PIC MAN?
>>37358366
actually? how is receiving nudes cheating
>>37358232
Meh, she didn't get dishonourable discharge tho, just a demotion and a transfer to some base in the middle of buttfuck nowhere, it's almost physically impossible for a woman in the military to get dishonourable discharge
>>37358401
Nah
>>37357411
head on over to /r9k/ and ask this, they'll be more than happy to spend the next few hours enlightening you
thats pretty tame. guy's send crazier shit and when you tell them to fuck or ignore they start calling you an ugly whore or threaten to kill you
T.gurl who has tried online dating
>>37358572
t.attention seeking whore
>>37358572
it's well known that guys are desperate and horny, they'll send dick picks to anything with a wet hole and a pulse. So if a girl is having to result to that type of thirsty behavior it's a major red flag that she's batshit insane.
>>37357851
Underrated
>>37358620
perkele
>>37358572
>act like a cocktease and toy with men's emotions
>be surprised when aforementioned emotions become violent
I'm not even /r9k/ an I know that most girls aren't even consciously aware that they do this but desu you reap what you sew
Asking about anal, she brought it up
>>37357680
>>37357795
Hello edmonton brethren
>>37358698
Share the spread leg nudes of her anon. We know you have it.
>>37358698
>tfw my ex used to be able to have anal and vaginal orgasms with zero clitoral stimulation
Most of the ones in porn are fake tho, a real anal orgasm will make her have a legitimate grand-mal seizure for several minutes
>>37357511
post pics
>>37358698
>the only girl I ever analed moved on and is dating a 5'7 dyel
>mfw he's 25 being ordered around by an 18yo who had my cum in her ass
>>37358068
>being average and the most boring person on earth
>getting nudes
this really gives me hope
>>37358871
Kek, I know that feel
>tfw I'm a balding manlet but I came inside all three virgin holes of a 15 year old model
>tfw now she's engaged to some rich, handsome 6'3 guy who bought her a car and a $25 000 engagement ring
>tfw Chad gets my sloppy seconds
>tfw he pays top dollar for ass that I got for free
>tfw the last time we talked she openly offered to let me cuck him
>>37357308
>tfw I know for a fact that I was a girl's crush in high school
>comes up me every day and asks me questions about myself, giggles at almost everything I said, is friends with my little sister who confirmed she had a massive crush on me
>I'm severely antisocial, just want to be left alone, don't know how to deal with her or girls at all for that matter
>one day she asks me if the questions she's asking are boring me
>say yes and tell her to leave me alone
>she gets INCREDIBLY sad and walks away heartbroken, stops talking to me after that
>feel like I just kicked a puppy
This happened multiple times under slightly different situations. Kinda pissed at myself for turning down that first girl, she was like 6/10 but pure waifu material. Glad I turned down the rest though: mostly various flavors of hambeast and the one kinda hot one got AIDS after dropping out.
>>37358436
It is if he keeps letting her. Would you want your girl getting dick pics from other guys?
>>37357931
>>37358068
I will fuck your asshole raw and without mercy.
>>37358138
Because he's a closet homofag who wants fitizens to fight over him to validate his slightly above average attractiveness. And yes, you're gayer than a unicorn sharting cum on a Los Angeles rainbow.
>>37357308
>tfw you were the crush and hit on by a lot of hot girls in school but too autistic to do anything or even realise
>tfw khv at 26 and all hope is lost
kill me
>>37359142
Post 15 year old model whore
>>37357308
This chick was really into me in 9th but I was rude and ignored her because she wasn't one of the "cool" girls and I felt my friends would laugh at me. Fuck 22 kv i dont really talk to girls anymorr.
>>37357739
Lmao i believe it.
Niggas be thirsty.
I never expect a bitch to love me, ever. I never let it get there. Stay friends or move on. NEVER fall for a girl who hasnt fallen 100% for you, and never let her see it.
Sad truth, but it works
>>37359552
Wouldn't that get him b&(and possibly even v&) for CP?
And you guys think trips who dont even post face and stick to fitness topics are attention whores...never change, /fit/.
>>37357851
It is because . . . I'm missing face, height, and frame?
>>37358790
>several minutes
you've been lied to
>>37359651
Look who it is. This guy is here literally every day all day trying to show off his 150lb body lolwtf
Inb4 "y u here 2"
>>37357680
>Northlands
>Talk of natives
Edmonton?
>>37359628
Not him but I think he means clothed you dumbass.
Also 15 yo is legal in yurop
>>37359730
Ye, I'm native so her comments were irksome
>>37359698
just because you inb4 something doesn't make it invalid, ya idjit. Being aware that you're a retard doesn't change the fact that you are one.
>>37359847
To be fair a native with a nice ass is pretty fucking rare, on a related note it's amazing how racist girls can be once they trust you enough to let you see that side of their personality
>>37359885
I love how you remove the trip to respond
>>37360022
nice try, but nope.
I always seem to attract crazy chicks and I fucking hate it. They think it's cute or some shit when they say they're "A little psycho" or "A bit crazy" teehee but it fucking creeps me out. I am 6'2 and but I'm scared as fuck incase one of them knifes me in my sleep or murders me when I break up with them. Last girl I broke up with i had to do it three times and she still said fine we will break up in a week. NO BITCH NOW AND KEEP THOSE TINY KILLER ARMS AWAY FROM ME
>>37358871
>she had cum in her ass before she dated you
>she was never yours, only your turn.
>>37357739
pfft thats nothing.
>bitch holds me hostage for a few months saying she'll kill herself/blackmail me if I leave her
>Starts cheating on me but denies everything
>Walk into my apartment with her on couch
>Dudes zipping his pants up
>Leave and don't kill them cuz I was glad to have an actual out
>Move my shit out
>Get arrested at work and thrown in jail over night
>Now I'm facing 3 counts of domestic assault allegations
>Could face years in prison if I can't prove I'm innocent
>Never did a damn thing
You don't know crazy folks..
>>37357266
>your
>>37360157
The trick with crazy chicks is to not let them have any control over you, it makes them go absolutely insane and they'll let you do whatever you want to them.
>>37360284
Should have let her kill herself, she wouldn't have done it.
>>37360284
>Could face years in prison if I can't prove I'm innocent
In what fucked up society do you need to prove your innocence instead of the other way around?
>>37360284
kept going back for that ass and she knew how to reel me in with the dirty talk...
>>37360160
>believing a significant other should be property
This is why you'll never have a meaningful relationship.
>>37359525
are you me
>>37360303
She's a pathological liar and has played the victim card her whole life..trust me. I gotta prove it. Gunna cost over $20k in lawyer fee's too...seriously can't believe I could be so stupid and give this bitch a chance to change her life around.
>>37360303
America
>>37360284
Got me beat, worse I have had is a girl I was seeing (Not even a GF) come to the club with a knife in her bag because one of her friends that were out snapchatted me kissing another girl.
Also get in contact with any of your girls ex's and see if they dealt with similar shit, good luck to you bro
>>37360301
I try not to give them any control or power, I will say no and all sorts but I don't want them flying off the rails, tried to get rid of a girl after a night out and she put her hands around my neck and said that we shouldn't break up, and if I hit her off me I'm gonna look like the cunt who breaks up with his GF then gives her an uppercut
>>37360339
Well it seems both of you have definitely got me beat, worst I've had is a girl that would say she's killing herself and then come back the next day sending me nudes and saying she was sorry. Major daddy issues but she was relatively trustworthy. Only problem was that she seemed like she was multiple people.
>>37360314
Way to miss the point anon.
>>37357851
DELETE THIS
>>37360339
Yea dude already did and he may have to testify cuz he said she threatened to pull the rape card if he kicked her out. Hopefully my case gets thrown out..really don't wanna go to trial with this crazy bitch.
Also:
>dumped birth control down toilet saying she took
>Attacked me with a used tampon to prove she wasn't cheating
>bit my back and left a week long mark
>punched and slapped me
>forced sex on me in a weird attempt to prevent me from leaving her
>assaulted her ex in front of a crowd knocked his tooth loose
>would tell me to treat her like a sex doll when we fucked drunk (was hot as fuck but I was like damn this girls a whore)
>most likely gave me aids and I'm terrified to get checked at the moment....
that's just what I can think of right now.
But yea she had an awesome body though.
>>37360391
I don't understand why, when you have a golden opportunity to hold a bitch down by her throat and fuck her til she cries and have her come back begging for more you choose to let her dominate you. Don't you know crazy whores sexualise everything and if you don't make them feel like a piece of meat they'll bite your arm off? How did you let her hit you?
>>37357155
What the fuck am I reading
>>37359730
fucking lol. Northlands and horseraces and natives? E-TOWN as fuck
>>37357296
I'm a girl. Come off as trusting. If she likes you back she'll send. That being said she has to at least like you. If she doesn't like you like that then sorry you're out of luck. She has to want your dick at least a little.
>>37360430
Oh trust me I dominated the fuck out of her. Best sex i've ever had and I miss that a lot to tell you the truth. Her hitting me had to do with me leaving her and us being piss drunk.
>>37360391
Holy shit sounds like a juiced up version of the girl I was seeing.
All the best to you mate, get checked out sooner rather than later for STI's as HIV is treatable but AIDS is a death sentence. Get as many friends as you can and people who have seen the way she acts and try to get her to stop the case as $20k lawyer fees is a kick in the dick if not counter sue when you win
>>37360566
Always break up via text. In your situation it might even have been smart to tell her you found another girl since it would have thrown her off her game.
>>37360314
>tfw the older I get the less I treat my women like people and the more I treat them like pieces of property
>tfw the worse I treat bitches the more they love me and want to have sex with me
All women secretly want you to hate them just as much as they hate themselves, the more you respect them the less will respect you
t. guy who's had three of his girlfriends propose to him
>>37360625
It got tough cuz I didn't wanna move back home and living with her most of the time wasn't that bad. We also had an apartment lease together, a dog, and lots of weed and alcohol all the time. Was actually a pretty fun life for 85% of the time. Sex only got better when she cheated on me and I threatened to leave. All that control I had and then it all went to shit. I was playing with major fire and was too high all the time to realize. Now I'm at my parents depressed as fuck with the cloud of shit potential jail sentence looming over my dick.
Lifting is even starting to lose meaning..sorry for the blog guys and thanks for the words of advise. Usually /fit/ isn't this helpful but I guess we can all come together an appreciate how fucked women can be.
>>37359651
155lb's. It takes half a year to earn 5lb's lean muscle, get it right.
>>37357092
You'd be crazy too if you had all the power.
Men have to play by the social rules of our species. Women invent those rules, and they regularly change the game. We don't interact with broads the way men did in the 1950's.
For this reason I can't help but get triggered when I see complaining feminists.
>>37360284
>>37360324
Honestly anon if I were in you situation I'd pay someone to kill her or I'd slip ricin into her food, not even being edgy, dogs like that need to be put down before they can hurt other people, I guarantee that even if you escape prison she's just going to repeat this trick on other innocent men
>>37357511
if youre not gonna dump your gf for her and the gf doesnt know about it, why does it matter? literally doesnt matter. enjoy
>>37360737
>1950s
I wish I lived in that era. Would be so much easier to get laid
>>37360727
You lost everything when she stopped pretending to give a shit about you and you didn't completely fuck off there and then. Hindsight is 20/20 but the only way you were gonna keep that place is either to let her walk all over you or just let her know that if she's gonna fuck other guys you're gonna be fuck buddies and that you're gonna fuck other girls.
>>37360737
>Social rules of our species
>Women invent those rules
Ever been to the middle east?
>>37360303
Pretty much the entire western world is switching from innocent until proven guilty to guilty until proven innocent when it comes to any crime involving a female victim
>>37357419
Wrong. I've chatted with women who sent the first pic. I'm confident and funny and funny as fuck.
>>37360790
>Ever been to the middle east?
Not the guy that you're replying to but I have, Middle Eastern society is a lot more matriarchal than westerners realise. Men might technically hold absolute power over their families but in reality the eldest wife is usually the de facto head of the house and can easily bully, nag and manipulate her husband, his other wives and her children into doing whatever she wants
>>37358675
> sew
>>37360793
pretty much you're a retard who spends too much of his time on the internet
>>37360749
nice to have an honest perspective
thanks anon
>>37360793
I might actually kill myself if I get convicted of this bullshit...I'm too damn twinky and pretty to survive it with my little bit of sanity I have left, in tact. Gunna be a fun lead up to this resolution.
What's a good suicide method these days? I was thinking a load of xanax and alcohol? Or getting the step dads rifle going. Haha gunna be fun times ahead.
>>37360958
>please ignore the literally hundreds of documented cases of kangaroo courts convicting men of rape or domestic violence with zero real evidence
>>37360992
At least make it a murder suicide anon, kill the bitch and if possible kill her lawyer too then turn the gun on yourself
P.s. xanax is specifically designed to be extremely difficult to fatally overdose on, best option is to make an "exit bag"
>take a huge dose of sleeping pills
>put plastic bag over head
>put rubber band around neck
>hold rubber band open until you pass out
>when you pass out rubber band should seal plastic bag around your head and you should suffocate peacefully while unconscious
Alternately shotgun mouthwash
>>37360958
In Brazil, any crime whatsoever committed against a woman is now being specifically classified as a "gender crime" and put on the same level as "hate crimes."
>>37360992
>xanax and alcohol
this is typically my perfect combo to get a chick to put out
>>37361070
damn thanks for the tips dude
OP here, the legend continues
>>37361140
First time banging? Go for condoms bro, she might have a nasty STI or be setting you up for baby daddy time
>>37361169
How many times do I have to say this? I'm posting for YOUR amusement, not advice. I know what the Fuck im doing
>>37361140
>wanting your seed inside her this bad
this is the biggest red flag there is. Do not do anything with this woman
>>37361189
>tfw no girl wants your seed
>>37361127
>>37361070
It's times like this that I remember I'm on a Lichtensteinian Chocolateurs Club website
>>37361140
Go on....
Also post the photos you lazy bastard
>>37361070
i wish i had read this before i tried doing that and failed miserably
>drink a bunch of vodka thinking it will cause me to black out
>put a plastic bag over head, duct tape it shut
>lie down wait to pass out
>don't pass out, instead get really nauseous and vomit
>laying there with a bag full of vomit on head trying not to choke on it, realize oh shit i don't want to die like this
>spend next few hours in the shower puking and crying
>too much of a failure to even kill myself right
>>37361435
I'm glad you aren't dead anon. See you at the gym man
>>37361435
Should have given yourself a vodka enema, stupid kids kill themselves from alcohol poisoning all the time trying to get drunk that way
>>37361435
Its just a ride. Get off when youre supposed to, not when you think you want to.
>>37361435
And you didn't even try again? With a quitter mentality like that, it's no wonder you're a failure.
>>37361454
Thanks bro, this board and starting lifting helped get me out of that shitty part of my life. Now i spend time mirin guys asses and wanting to bang fat chicks... yay.
>>37361435
I want to spot your feels. They're too heavy for just one person
>>37361509
start playing a sport anon
try rugby, get bros, congratz now you have a reason to live
>>37357409
>I'm 6'3
>Wow!!
>>37361621
>was uncomfortable
>did you at least try lol
The fuck are you two talking about? Give us context OP
>>37357288
>>37357266
smash that pussy and move on
vc: 420
>>37361643
To be fair she clearly wanted his dick even before she knew how tall he was
>>37357532
He's clearly just a savage
>>37361643
If you're below 6 foot you should just kill yourself and improve the gene pool...
The best you can get yourself is a 4/10
>>37357419
You have literally never talked to a woman above a 5
>>37361808
Lolol this. Nudes are so easy to score if you are smooth and don't act like a thirsty fuccboi.
>>37357092
>>37357777
Quads said share OP
>>37361070
>>37361435
I really fucking hate the fact that modern /fit/ is giving out murder/suicide advice instead of providing sane and helpful advice to >>37360992.
As far as I'm concerned, cunt hoe doesn't have any fucking solid evidence to convict you of foul play, i don't think it's gonna be that big of a case unless she jumps off the slope but don't sweat it nigger, at best it's probably going to be dismissed as the bitch loosing a screw.
>>37357266
Kek
>>37357155
Dont do it, you're a young man.
>>37360303
Women > men
Pretty simple breh. Have you seriously never had a girl cry to the teacher or police with some lie about you?
>>37357266
You know we all wanna see that pic at the bottom.
is it even possible to meet normal women on tinder? yeah, probably technically... but i mean, realistically.
i have had a bad spat of luck with it recently... not sure i want to continue wasting my time/money
>>37361140
use the condom. I set a rule that I always have to use a condom. It's hard to keep sometimes but its better than having a kido.
>>37362046
>yeah, probably technically... but i mean, realistically.
you almost answered your own question dumbass. I can assure you 95%+ of the "normal girls" who are using tinder just want to get cocked. Yea its technically possible to meet your wifu on that but based on the context and popculture around tinder that would be autistic as fuck
>>37357266
Post that fucking picture you cunt
>>37357354
"how often do you jerk off?"
what would a woman intend on gleaning from this kind of information?
like are they gonna overanalyze it and think "oh wow he jacks off a lot he must be a loser" or "oh wow he doesnt jack off that much, must be low test"
or are they like us and are just asking out of dumb curiosity?
>>37360284
>months of blackmail
>electronic proof of this
>not showing the cops your texts and proving shes crazy
It's not real hard anon
>>37362282
From my experience, it's a question guys ask. Just sayin
>>37362282
She just wants information about his sex life because its a turn on to hear about. Just look at the messages, you could tell her you jerk it 5 times a day and she wouldn't care.
>>37360498
explain to me why I get girls to send nudes all the fucking time on tinder and then when I ask to meet up to fuck they stop responding?
>not get laid for 2.5 years
>use tinder
>meet up with a 6/10
>she dick crazy, bang her
>tfw pick up the clap
>have to go get the single dose remedy, plus a shot in the ass (literally) for gonorrhea just in case
jesus hates me. why do i even have a dick. i should just cut it off, it would save me so much trouble.
>>37362361
So you have to get penicillin? Boo boo.
>>37362361
Use protection you idiot
>>37359651
fuck off
>>37362282
I think it's a rare example of a woman not overanalysing something, she's just crazy horny and wants to finger herself while imagining him stroking his dick
POST HER VAG PICK YOU FAGGOT OP WHAT THE FUCK
JUST LINK IT ON IMGUR YOU CUNT OR SOMETHING
>>37362390
Even protection doesn't stop syphilis anon
>>37362390
yeah i know but CONDOMS SUCK SO MUCH, FUCK.
but yeah, i know. im fucking dumb. thought i could get away with it just once. but lesson learned: all women are diseased cesspits and we can never fuck like nature intended.
New image lads
>>37362487
it was the "reply to me im gona delete this image in two minutes" image...
>>37357851
>>37362487
She looks like she has a cute pussy OP, no beef curtains, why don't you make a imgur and post all the lewd images of her without risk of being banned by Gingermod
>>37360284
wait, what did you get arrested for?
>>37362508
you're doing this community a graet service eradicating the cancer
>>37357851
Fuck
>>37362508
>>37362544
ITT: newfags too dumb to know that deleted images stay online on desustorage
>>37362567
I appreciate you more than you know
>>37362487
>>37362508
>>37362544
I got you covered boys
>>37362591
HAAA trust=broken
>>37362487
Srsly tho OP make an imgur
>>37357411
Women with low levels of personal self worth behave like this. But if your red pill and attractive you can pull women like this pretty easily.
That being said high quality women who dont have confidence issues and dont deal with stupid men dont behave like this. This is not the type of girl you want as your gf or wife. But definitely to fuck around with if your bored.
>>37358266
This. Met ex in psych ward. Buddy I met in psych ward at the same timewent in after we broke up cause she cheated and she is now even more insane than when I met her.
She came on to me so fucking hard I just couldn't help myself.
Really sad. She just brings it on herself at this point. She's never going to get better.
>>37362452
Dude, dont fuck randoms without a condom. Fuck your gf without one.
>>37358675
>act like a cocktease and toy with men's emotions
>be surprised when aforementioned emotions become violent
wat do when the guy literally starts the chat with a dick pic then anon
>>37362637
>n-not all women are like this guise >_<
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_true_Scotsman
