>>37352464
It ruined my relationship because I kept tearing her vagina.
Every time there was blood and pain.

>>37352464
Nope.
Shes just dry as fuck cos you suck

Newborns can't be your girlfriend Chad.

>>37352476
This,

i saw a guy put his head into a Girls Vagina once. You're penis probably not as big around as someone head.

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>have pretty decent benis
>never get to use it

bonus round:
>been told my benis is big
>by escorts

>>37352476
>>37352487

small dick /fit/zens think they know what its like to have 6.5" circumference

>>37352527

CHAD pleasures all his girlfriends with his AVERAGE SIZED PENIS while you'll HURT every girlfriend you'll EVER have

>>37352510

Sort of similar

>Too ugly to get gf
>Go to asian massage parlor
>4 foot Thais are scared of taking my 8in dick
>Too scared to go to escorts for fear of them refusing to have sex because of dick size

Wew lads

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>tfw grills can't fit their hand around your dong
Feels good
>tfw dongle dangles into toilet water/front of toilet bowl when taking a shit
Fug

>>37352464
If she can squeeze a baby out she can take the d. Slam in balls deep.