>be squatting at the gym
>this guy whispers in your ear from behind
>"squats are for pussies"
What do?
>>37343410
>"Yeah you should try it maybe you'll get some"
>I am what I eat
>Now go back to doing monkey swings
>I mean pull ups
>shout 'GUILLOTIIIIIIIINE... YAH'
Assume he's going to assault you. Stand your ground and shoot him. Then later sell the weapon on gunbroker.com
>>37343410
Jon bones jones was actually doing powerlifting during his time out of the ufc prepping for his first fight
Fags with no legs go down like twigs, they're totally unimposing
also he's a manlet
>>37343410
Slap his ass and ask his gf what she's gonna do about it.
>>37343410
Throw an oblique kick as hard as I can and run
I'd laugh out loud in his face
Anyone who tries to put others down in the gym is a fucking child. Its funny when I encounter people like that that are adults yet have the mindset of a child. I was probably more mentally mature and reality oriented when I was 13 years old
>>37343493
weak b8
wow im proud of you guys. No BBC nigger-enabling cuckold shit in like 8 posts or so.
Good job 4chan /fit/
>>37343484
yeah he doesnt look like a skinny bitch anymore
Call him a bitch and hope he beats my ass because he already has enough strikes between the Coke and Hit-and-Run, effectively ending his MMA career and scoring me a lot of $$$.
>>37343410
>"have fun in the leg press machine, faggot"
>>37343410
I would take selfie with him then spit in a face and kick dem teeth in.
>>37343410
>implying I squat
>>37343410
"Catch"
I'd turn around and tell him running away like a bitch from a hit and run is for pussies too.
>>37343410
>Kick him directly above the knee and laugh.
>>37343582
>That 84.5 inch reach has nothing to do with that large diddly
Hmm....
Put on goggles then fight him knowing that I am now invulnerable to his attacks
>>37343410
>y-you too
>>37343482
The only correct reply in this entire thread.
>>37343410
"Does it mean you're a dick for not doing them?"
>>37343658
Breh he's still gonna kick the fuck out yo knees
>>37343658
Wtc goggles with bbc filter?
>>37343748
Jokes on him I only squat while wearing 6 pairs of extra tight knee wraps
>>37343483
He better hope he's a POG
>>37343410
Nice tits, buddy. You trying to look like me?
>>37343483
Texas castle laws got you covered
TAKKKKYONNNNNNNNN
>pick him up
>add him to my squat
he can't be more than 1pl8 m8
I say:
>you think I'm just gonna sit here and let you call me a pussy Jon Jones? Is that what you think Jon? You're so fake
Tell him he is a big bitch for ducking Cormier.
>>37346003
Are we pretending now?
>>37343410
snort some coke with him
recite some bible verses
We fin throw hands
>>37343410
Your tattoo's spelled incorrectly, MC Ride.
>>37343410
go smoke cigarettes in the gym shower
how much does jones squat
>>37343410
>"HAVE A SAD CUM BBY"
You think I'm going to just sit there and let you tell me squats are for pussy Jon?
>>37343483
Can't flimflam the zimzam
>>37343410
Ask him he knows trash and if he uploads trash
>>37343482
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
>>37343518
Back to /pol/
>>37343410
Assume he's joking and laugh, because nobody actually seriously thinks that. Introduce myself and maybe make a new gym bro.
>>37343482
>>37345735
>>37346288
>>37346329
>>37346562
how to mc ride mode?
>>37346381
Call him a nigger and then pull the trigger
Nothing, because the only thing I'll be hearing is "And this is crazy, But here's my number, so call me maybe"
lmao the amount of ottermode niggers that never work legs
Its like a new stereotype
>>37343410
unsheathe my katana
Looking at the picture, I read this in the voice of the special olympics black guy from The Ringer
i'd probably give him a confused johnny knoxville look and go about my business
>>37346619
IT GOES 4x8
STAY NOIDED 1xF
>>37343410
Give him weak knees during his shoulder set
>>37343410
>is that why you're still here?
>>37343482
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
![hqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Gt1duPl.jpg "hqdefault[1].jpg")
he got rekt by a swedish guy
>>37343410
Offer him some cocaine.
Then go score hookers together.
There's no niggers in my country
>>37347012
>Swedes fighting back against blacks
Pottery
>>37343494
kek
>>37346564
a wild cuck appears
>>37343482
came here to post this
>>37343410
Grab his crotch and tell him to follow me to the locker room
>>37346772
NOIDED 1xF
NOIDED 1xF
NOIDED 1xF
BECOME THE BEAST YOU WORSHIP %x%
>>37343410
>Pussy is for pussies.
Proceed to grab him by the glutes and violently kiss him on the dick to steal his protein.
>>37343658
>>37343410
>Look him dead in his unfucked half and tell him
What you know about how I fucks with it?
Fuck a bitch, blooded, got dat
Ugh! Sickness!
What's up when I'm fit to cut you dip?
This shit, that shit, you're scared to hit when it comes around
Fuck a bitch, what? Fuck a bitch
You heard what I said.
>>37347012
no not really
>>37346619
The table's flipped, now we got all the coconuts, bitch!
>>37343410
So that's where the "dindus got big dicks" myth comes from, they don't do squats so their dicks look bigger relative to their non-existent thighs.
It's an optical illusion.
>>37343437
underrated
>>37347665
where? any ither immigrants?
i apologize and walk the fuck away
>>37347012
Racism aside this is an amazing picture
>>37343455
UNDERRATED
>>37343482
AH AH AH AH AH
>>37350148
not really samefag, your post was bad and you should feel bad
>>37343518
Cucks only exist because they're insecure about their penises.
/fit/izens are too busy being insecure about their entire bodies to obsess about one part
>>37346970
YAH.
>>37343518
>BBC nigger-enabling
Do you feel that easily threatened regarding dick size?
Aww :(
>>37343493
He's 6'4
>>37348426
Jones went out to the ambulance on a stretcher looking like a mongoloid while Alex walked out like a champ.
That fucking coon can barely bench 2 pl8, pull 3, and by the looks of it squat 1 plate. His degenerate opinion means nothing
>>37343410
>What do?
pause mid rep in the hole, direct him to the nearest elliptical trainer and then carry on my set.
desu he has better legs than probably anyone in this thread
those sprinter nigger calves look like shit but they are goat for pretty much everything athletic
>>37343410
>throw him over my shoulder
>squat him for reps
>give each other brojobs in the shower
>>37347012
dem lips tho
