>take a shot anon, what's the worst thing that can happen ? :)
>>37318114
I don't like women. And i'm straight.
that my pschose is coming back
guys never do marihuana I had the worst shizo ever after smoking this
needed 3 years to get back into my normal life
and after 5 years I still have shizo flashbacks
>>37318114
>if you try and push this on me I'm going to push you... over
>shot
I think you mean "hit", OP. That is not a small cup of alcohol.
>>37318114
Who the fuck ever says take a shot when referring to a j??
OP confirmed retarded
>>37318164
OП иc a фaг
>>37318144
This is something that can actually happen.
Only if you have an underlying problem with schizophrenia. Doesn't cause it out of the blue, it can bring it out though if you don't know you have it.
Shitty thing is, I enjoy smoking marijuana, but haven't in many years and probably won't just because the culture is so awful. I hate just about everyone who smokes weed, literal scum.
>>37318114
Ayy bb ull be takin a shot alright.. HA cum shot ayyy
>>37318193
I don't speak moon runes, sorry lad
>>37318114
>Proceed to cheef the entire fucking thing in front of her.
>>37318129
>I don't like women.
confirmed gay, anything you said after that should be taken with a grain of dick
>>37318193
Did you seriously just type "OP is a phag" in Greek letters/Cyrillic?
>>37318114
how bad can marihuana be for lifters? I mean even Arnold smoked
>>37318129
are you a George Foreman?
?? A shot ??
>>37318254
niggers can't handle other alphabets
>>37318224
the best people to smoke with are people who don't let it define any part of their life. find a group of friends with interests, careers and who are active that just happen to smoke at night or on the weekends and your gold. Smoking 5 years here and I hate pot culture too, just gotta find the right people or smoke alone. no reason to deal with any of the 420blazeitmarley faggotry.
Hate the sterotype, I know many working professionals who smoke privately but would never mention it because of the stigma and automatic association with rasta fags
>>37318256
It's not unless you smoke with tobacco or have underlying mental health issues.
>>37318254
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>>37318287
I live in lolcanada, so I'll probably smoke alone when it's legal.
I just enjoy smoking every now and then, relaxing and watching a few documentaries or something. Always loved smoking and watching some Cosmos.
>>37318114
>tfw this is actually going to happen to me in couple of hours
I'll just say I don't smoke anymore cause weed gets me in a bad trip
>>37318114
NO MEANS NO
I could become a filthy degenerate like you
no thank you
>>37318114
lmao get outta here with this bluntassfaggot shit where's the bong bitch
>>37318114
>that I get super horny
>thihi anon you are funny
>smoke weed
>And that's just the way it is man
>Y'all motherfuckers need to learn
>You just can't come, askin for some shit and not givin none in return
>What the fuck is that man? We goin into 2000 motherfucker
>You need to learn how to smoke some weed with people
>Pass it to the left motherfuckers
>Can I get a hit of your weed
>
>Proceed to fuck her brains out
No bitch you're ugly and fat why the fuck do i care what you think? I' out, I need to go workout, fuck outta my face your worthless cunt
>>37318114
dude
>>37318224
I had a friend that every time we smoked he would go on about how weed is some miracle drug. he was also super paranoid.
I dont smoke with him anymore
Weed is great, but it can be abused like every other drug on earth. also, smoking shouldnt be THE activity, like some stoners want it to be. you should smoke to enjoy something else
>>37318114
Take a pull
Take a hit
Take a smoke
Not "Take a shot", cringey as fuck
>>37319936
weed
>>37318158
there's always that one autist
>dont inhale
boom
>>37318114
you could be allergic or have a severe asthma attack; that'd be the worse thing that could happen.
>Inb4 you can't be allergic. You can be allergic to anything: look it up.
>>37318114
>smoked weed for 4 years
>no gf, no one nighters with 420-friendly girls
>stop smoking because responsibilities
>get longterm gf
>she hates weed
>been with her five years
still never had stoned sex, and my window has effectively closed. feels bad man.
>>37320243
>Buy some edibles
>eat them 30 minutes before you meet up with her. >Fuck her
There's no way she will know you're stoned.
>>37318254
He actually did, the absolute dondrapersmilingwithatumblerofscotchontherocksormaybeitsanoldfasionedwhocares.jpg
>>37318144
and I've been smoking 11 years now, and never had a problem. It works for some, and not for others, just like anything else
>>37320188
I'm allergic, but i just get really red eyes and my nose starts running
>>37318114
I could get really high and go on a killing spree again
>>37318224
Just smoke weed lowkey and don't talk about it
I smoked weed everyday in high school but also hated the culture, never talked about smoking weed or anything, just did it with some friends and chilled without other people worrying about it
People like you are lame
>>37318224
>Only if you have an underlying problem with schizophrenia
This happened to me when I experimented with a myriad of shit in my teens. The shitty thing is, a lot of drugs bring it out, but after a while you start using those same drugs more frequently to try and shut it out.
>>37318114
no thanks, but if you had some coke, speed or mdma I wouldn't mind
all these faggots itt not knowing what a shot is when referred to weed just crack me up
also I prefer to smoke alone
stoners are just fucking annoying the shit out of me
>>37321635
You can shotgun a hit of weed with a friend. You don't take a shot of weed. Literally nobody ever has said "let's take a shot of weed" except people who don't smoke and are trying to fit in.
That's some old man dressed as a highschooler "hello my fellow teenagers" level shit.
>>37321756
because everybody speaks the same around the world right? preferably in english as well
>>37318164
Foreigners? On my /fit/?
>>37318292
>tfw in england
>tfw its the norm here to mix weed with a little tobacco
>>37319463
bongs are for fags...it mimics sucking a fat cock. homo
>>37321828
where are you from? No one says take a shot of weed kid
its either hit or toke
>>37322049
You should be asleep bro
>>37322103
yurop but the richer and culturally enriched part
>>37322118
its only 11.48pm i dont go sleep till 4am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJ6_nMCc8Jo
>>37322140
Ok, so what country
england? sweden?
>>37322141
b-but this is a fitness board
I have college work myself anyway so I'll be up that late too probs
>>37318114
I can rapidly spiral back into hard drug abuse and alcoholism and ruin the last chance to make something of my life, dumb bitch.
>>37322168
same here, weed is a gateway drug
I have 1 drag on a spliff and the next day I was robbing pharmacies to get money for my next needle
>>37322156
yes
>>37322162
i go running at 1.30am then get back 2am then gon on the internet till like 4 or 5 till i get tired
if i have DUDE WEED LMAO it helps me sleep but i cannot smoke weed at home only at my uni house
>>37322168
yeah one hit of weed and I basically became spud
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMZmNG_DRJA
>>37318144
this new years i smoked pot, drank absinthe and did cocaine, it was the best night of my life.
i know i shortened my lifespan by about fifteen years for drinking and doing coke but it was a great high.
>>37318254
greek letters...
faggot
>>37322185
lol
>>37322236
>>37318144
i forgot what i was replying to and it turned into a blog post, either way tough shit black man
>>37322236
>absinthe
kek, you do realize that absinth nowadays is just jägermeister with less sugar and more alcohol
>>37322184
If you're mocking me then you obviously don't understand how much discipline it takes to stay sober.
Of course smoking one joint won't kill you, but then you smoke another joint and skip the gym because lying on the couch feels too good, do this a few times and you're no longer going to the gym, so your schedule just got a lot more loose. Now you have time to play some vidya and you and a particularly good one draws you in too much so you skip classes. Suddenly skipping classes is no longer and unbreakable barrier and you start doing it habitually and the consequences of that cause you a lot of stress. Now you're stressed out and struggling in school, so the vicious cycle of escaping reality to avoid your problems rapidly accelerates. Before you know it, you're back where you started.
If quitting drugs and alcohol didn't require drastic measures, it wouldn't have a >90% failure rate.
>>37318114
>worst thing
marihuana induced depersonalization I guess. Forever feel disconnected from reality/weird.
May induce psychosis in predisposed people. May.
Short term: panic attack or paranoia. Doesn't really matter, it will pass.
Can't think of anything else with good evidence of causality.
im high
>>37322294
fucking neurotic cunt
I see you're a blast and not making anything of this up
>>37318144
Shit man same thing happened to me
>hey anon we havent hung out in years , i have some of marhuanas u want smoke?
>heh not really man
>cmomn
>ok (sry alphas)
>smoke like 2-3 hits from his bong
>sit down quiet and try my best not to show that i am having the biggest panic attack and i keep feeling like i'm being watched or something, also i feel like im gonna shit myself and super paranoid i already shit myself (never have shit myself so idk where this came from)
>have to close my eyes and lay on bed because i am 10000% spooked
Fucking weed is for degenerates also i still get bad thoughts at night
idk fampai . help me pls
>>37322365
It's your retarded decision of using a bong to smoke after not smoking for so long.
Bongs are only for when theres a lot of people and a lot of weed and absolutely no chance of police banging down the door
i never smoke bongs on my own because they make me way too high to function.
Smoke joints/or blunts. You can limit your high. However with bongs if you take a full hit you will just get immensely fucked up
>>37322294
I'm not mocking you bro I'm just taking the piss lol.
I never got addicted to anything through weed myself but that's definitely where I started so I guess I see what you're saying.
I was addicted to mkat for 1-2 years so nothing major. Kicked it when I was 17
>>37322529
>mkat
christ..that is the drug choice of literal fucking spastics mate
>>37322598
Maybe I liked the taste of cat piss.
Nah just one day 'oi lad whack this up ya nostrils' 'gew on then'
ez
"Haha I've been drinking all day, I don't usually mix smoking and drinking. Take a shot with me bae"
>>37322621
smoking and drinking is fun
>>37322641
I agree, but this is just a way to get her to get drunk and high.
And then, you know. "It just happened :) "
>>37318114
>Joint
>Take a shot
Autistic highschooler confirmed.
>>37322650
:) great advice friendo ;)
What should i say to this girl on tinder she said alcohol is her best mate
>>37322067
I don't think it look phallic, but even though I don't have a problem with people smoking pot, there's just something about the image of a person silently bending over and squinting as they shove their whole fucking face into a glass tube that just makes me lose all respect for them instantly in a way that seeing someone with a joint in their hand doesn't.
>>37322650
Have u ever had drunk and high sex
it would be so amazing but i dont think i would have alot of stamina
>>37322715
Ask her if she wants a threesome with you and your best friend, Jack Daniels ;).
>>37322721
bongs are bad also because they just increase your tolerance and make you go through weed quick
with a joint you can smoke a quarter, half, and save some for later ;)
>>37322730
Damn thats good........
>>37322727
It depends on how far gone I am. If I'm a little buzzed I'm excited and horny and everything feels great. If I'm high as fuck or completely wasted it sucks, especially if I'm really stoned. If I'm too high and I have sex it just feels like I'm going through familiar movements while hovering over someone else's body and I get very little joy out of it.
>>37322744
IDK man there's just something repulsive about bongs to me. The gurgling sound they make, the filthy water that cakes the near-unwashable stains of smoke to the edges, the pathetic posture and expressions people make when they smoke them, they just make me lose respect for people near-instantly.
>>37322785
i agree
>the filthy water that cakes the near-unwashable stains of smoke to the edges
truly fucking disgusting, some of these people do not even wash them aswell
>you will never smoke a joint with some chill /fit/ bros while watching similar interest videos
>>37322754
Tinder is about Emojis. You should be sending 2+ with every single message. Try to use 4-5.
When in doubt, crying laugh emoji x3 works with literally anything.
Ask for a bar meetup, buy her a Long island and yourself a barcardi+Diet (Why waste cals on booze), and pay the tab immediately. After 30 minutes, be like "Hey, You ever had some Not-Your-Father's-Root-Beer? It's literally the best thing ever. I have some at home, maybe I'll share one with you [wink at her]. Let's go".
Use those words exactly. And make sure you have the beers at home.
Enjoy bro.
>>37322067
>being this insecure about your sexual identity
so you secretly love fat cocks you say?
>>37322822
was my last post a little bit too autistic? after reading it it seems a little autistic
if i was a girl i would have thought it was just a light hearted joke
>>37322785
>>37322808
>being this much of a fucking faggot
normies pls go
>>37322822
I'm actually going to try a similar version if i manage to get her to a bar. Thank you man. I wish i had bros in real life who could give me advice
>>37322859
Oh no, did the little stoner get triggered? Are you upset to hear that people think you're a pathetic slob and not some edgy cool kid? Sorry faggot, lots of people think that, don't get sand in your panties because someone said it on an anonymous imageboard.
>>37322892
Speaking of triggered...
So this 17 yo girl is moving after summer. She's hinted she's down to fugg but I'm not sure how to go about it since I'm 24 and I can't just invite her to a bar.
Any suggestions?
>inb4 pedo
Legal where I am.
Pic related is her body type.
>>37322892
>tfw ditched weed two years ago
you are pretty fucking retarded and autistic even for a summerfag underage normie lmao
>>37318164
It's a blunt
>>37322947
the reason you got triggered is because someone said something bad about bongs? you are gay
>>37322855
Needed a winky face at the end of the "im a nice person".
Next time say "Luckily for you, I've been told i'm a generous man. Let's grab drinks at [closest bar] around 8 tomorrow. I'll be sure to buy you the most expensive tap water in the bar. I'm a high roller like that [Crying emoji laugh x3 + winky kiss x2 ]"
>>37322868
GL bro. We're here. I know how you feel, I had to flame out over and over to learn the ropes.
Just remember: You know why you're there. She knows why she's there. You're not asking to go out for drinks or back to your place to try a beer. It's a game, everything you say has an undercurrent. You're asking to meet to see if shes really hot IRL, if shes not a psycho, etc. Asking her back to your place for a beer, or literally anything, means yes, she's DTF.
If she comes out, she could either just want free drinks, or shes there to hookup. Buy her one and see which one.
You got this :).
>>37323000
I'm not the guys you're responding to but I wanted to say you're a good person
>>37322947
> He thinks smoking weed makes him special
IDK where you're from, but at least where I live (Coastal So. Cal) smoking weed is pretty fucking standard and in some circles it's kind of weird if you do abstain from smoking weed. I don't assume you know much about what is and isn't socially normal though, considering that you use cliche insults from /r9k/.
>>37323017
I roll trips and all you acknowledge about my post is that I'm a good person? Get the fuck out.
>>37322992
yes so triggered m8 I'm raging in tears here because some fagget doesn't like bongs because he is indeed a fagget
jesus this fucking retarded newfags, you really shouldn't be smoking weed if you are this much of a mentally challenged person kids
>>37323037
I take that back, I hope you die in horrible pain
>>37318114
>'take a shot'
>holding blunt
>not holding booze
>socially awkward broad tripped over her own words
>"I-I'm g-gonna have sex t-tonight."
>>37323000
Thank you man. I appreciate it. It all sounds like genuinely good advice and not cringy.
>>37323065
You are going bat shit crazy for no reason. what happened today man?
How do people even enjoy weed after you've done it for years? It gets so boring after a while.
It's fun the first few times but after a while the euphoria is gone no matter how high you get; it just makes your brain feel tired and stressed out
>>37323171
It depends on what you do during the day.
If you are doing nothing all day and just smoking it will certainly make you feel tired, stressed, lazy and you will not get a good high.
If you smoke after any exercise or just a workout I still get the same amazing high and it feels so comfy
>>37323000
Emojis are for chicks...use them only when necessary. Girls think it's fucking weird and that you can't speak like a man texting like a 14 year old filled with emojis. Literally the most autistic thing you can do.
>>37323029
literally what?
>80% of my friends smoke weed and I did for 7 years
>wasn't even claiming anything about being special, just stating the fact that you are an inaccurate faggot (protip: I'm doing this in this post too)
>never browsed r9k in my life
>"well it's pretty fucking standard where I live and in some circles it's kind of weird if you do abstain from smoking weed you know" but he's fucking horrified and disgusted when someone hits a bong, like the tryhard normie faggot he really is
>being baited this hard AND constantly making a fool of himself
this is a good time to be alive people
>>37323143
nothing bb pretty good day tbhwy, thanks for caring
>>37322820
Wya bro?
>>37323231
>nothing bb pretty good day tbhwy, thanks for caring
You sound like an immense annoying faggot loser.
>>37323266
wew lad
>>37323017
>>37323131
Thanks. We're all here to improve ourselves. I love you bros, got me through some tough times :).
Game is Simple. It's quite hard at times, but it is simple. I just wanted to find a good girl, but they all wanted assholes who gave them tingles, so I just pretend to be the fun Asshole. Roosh really it best, girls want a clown. This is /fit/. If you have the hint of muscle, your body is better than 90% of people out there, and the hard part is over. So be there clown, dance around, crack some jokes, entertain them, both physically (be fit) and mentally (be funny and cocky), and they'll fall over you.
99% of my Tinderactions are as follows::
Me:Sup Tinderella
Her: haha hey
Me *the next day* : lol heyyyy. So, how did a girl like you end up in [X CITY]. Most of the models I know live in New York or LA [Cying laugh emoji].
her - lol im not a model but not much how are you
me- Im good. Hey, I know this is a little bold but I really want to ask you out for drinks and I need your # to do so. Let me grab your digits.
If she ever wanted to -ever- give you her #, she'll give them. If she didn't, she's just on tinder for compliments and insta followers.
Once you get numbers, say hi, and tell her like [hey, tomorrow at 8, lets grab drinks [Drink emoji] [cheering emoji]. If she gave you her number, she wants to meet, and she will. Once there, follow the script.
If you're here, on Fit, reading this, you already have the hard part over with. Go get 'em.
Take care.
>>37323282
wew desu senpai
>smoke hashis frequently
>Switch to marihuana
>Shit makes me paranoid but idgaf
>Smoke after not sleeping for an entire night after working 12h
>Start to see mountains of colors wich switch really fast
>Feel like if I was under water
>Worst fucking trip
So yeah I stopped smoking anything but tobacco.
I miss the good old days when I used to smoke hash and play vidya after working the entire day tho.
>>37318144
weed fucked me for a while, too. weird thing is, i can do LSD, DMT, all the more hardcore psychedelic shit. love me some mdma. but weed, the second i realize i'm high, hello negative thought spiral, goodbye self-esteem.
not sure if its underlying issues or not, i smoked regularly for years beforehand and loved it, for some reason out of the blue my mind doesn't want it anymore.
>>37318114
I already told you I don't want that cheap ass gas. Get some quality bud or get fucking gone.
>>37323306
W-wait are you zyzz speaking to us from heaven?
You are an outstanding /fit/izen btw. [Cheering emoji x2]
>>37318322
Will you marry me?
jesus american "stoners" really are cringe
how old are you anyway?
>>37323194
THIS
Coming home from the gym and immediately smoking is a-ok
>>37323373
What's dmt like? I'm doing it with my friends in a couple weeks.
>>37322294
bud, just settle the fuck down and don't get high before you have shit to do it's reall not that complicated
>>37320243
my gf was the same way.. But I would occasionally mention new research about various things (and even less occasionally some new article about weed not being so bad after all).. Eventually I asked her how she felt about vaping and how it's healthier than smoking, etc etc.. Then one day I did it while she was with me and she saw how I was.. Hornier, thought her jokes were funnier, laughed a lot, much more relaxed.. Now she asks me to get blazed kind of often. In a way it makes me feel bad that she likes me more under the influence than not, but on the other hand she was with me before and now I can vape whenever I want after work is done.
>>37323231
> n-no anon! I'm not a loser with no friends! I-I have lots of friends! And we smoke together!
>>37323640
>even trying
just stop man, you've been exposed as the tryhard autist you really are, it's okay tho this is an anonymous board and no one knows you're being ridiculous except for yourself, move on
>>37318144
omg same. I smoked it for 4 years but the last year made me literally INSANE. I remember clearly the day I smoked this one joint and my mind became totally scrambled. Took me 3 years to recover and I still haven't fully recovered
>>37322278
This.
The actual hallucinogenic/psychotropic ingredients in real Absinthe are illegal in North America, so all we get is shitty neon-green jager.
>>37318114
>take a shot
>weed
Time to lean back and watch my fellow alcoholics get triggered.
>>37324349
You just had a bad high, it happens
>>37318251
>not fucking women while disrespecting them
confirmed low test, anything you said after that should be taken with your wife's son
>>37318114
girls that smoke are trash
girls that smoke weed are also massive sluts
>>37319471
Handle it...
Handle it...
>>37318129
>I don't like women. And i'm straight.
woman spotted
>>37318114
NO DRUGS
NO CIGARETTES
NO ALCOHOL
> smoke weed for the first time
> just get paranoid
> 2 minutes feels like fucking hours
> walk upstairs and the table legs look like human legs
> sit down on the couch, feel myself sinking into the abyss
> stoned friends come up and start to play Mario Kart 64 on the biggest fucking HD screen of all things
> fucking freak out while playing because it's so fucking pixelated
good meme herb
>>37318114
Yes
I'm sitting next to my 18 inch bong while I post this, OP.
>2016
>Not doing your 7-4 summer construction job for dem gains
>Not lifting as well for more gains
>Not ending the day with a fresh bowl
>>37325064
This is like a high schooler drinking way too much one night, puking their guts out for 2 days afterwards, and then saying they don't understand why I drink a couple beers when I'm grilling with friends. You overused and didn't enjoy it. In moderation it's pleasant. But like all things, personal taste exists and you simply may not prefer it. That's fine.
>>37323171
This. The high is so mild it's not even worth it
>>37321756
A shot where i'm from is when you have the j in your mouth and you blow out and the girl innhael. Pretty dænk
>>37325024
NO GF
NO SOCIALLIFE
this has nothing to do with fitness
>>37325064
>Down bottle of whiskey
>Die
Wow nice meme drink losers.
>>37318254
absolute madman!!!!!
>>37324491
confirmed for a duchenozzle who never finds happiness
>>37322236
wow
a pretty vanilla and expensive night it seems
>>37322236
>15 years
>one night
yeah nah
getting high and drinking absinthe had me watching pulp fiction for the first time and understanding it on a level that the friend i was with thought i was crazy for
good times man
>>37318114
Didn't someone die after taking 4 shots of marijuana? No thanks!
>>37323566
Modern man is fucking weak and can't exercise self control without needing motivational memes
The human race is becoming a joke.
>>37318193
i read "al lahu akbar"
