>jerk off 2 times a day minimum
>get random boners
>always want sex
>can bench twice my bodyweight
>can grow a beard
>have dark hair
>always hungry for meat
>body temp is always slightly hot
>very competitive
I like thicker girls.
you honestly need to get out more
Im 6'3"
>>37309615
skinny bearded skellys who jerk off all the time are not high test...
>>37309615
I'm balding. BOOOM!
>>37309615
Why are you using a pic of my ASMRfu?
>>37309638
i'm 6'2 and weight 220, suck a dick
>can grow beard
>have dark hair
>covered in body hair
>over 5'10
>horny all the time
>huge FRAME
>great FACE
Manlets BTFO
I am over 200lbs
>>37309652
so you still look like dyel faggot who projects fantasies on others?
>>37309651
because she's wife material
>>37309649
And girls tell me all the time I sound like Johnny Cash.
>tfw blessed with a bass voice
>>37309615
if you can't come handsfree from prostate stimulation, you're low test as fuck and should probably start TRT asap
>>37309664
this passive aggressive behavior is very low test. Please leave as this thread is for high test alphas
>>37309663
IM 5'7 AND WILL NEVER BE A REAL MAN REEEEEEE
>>37309685
kek, I'm not the one talking about sucking dicks, faggot
>>37309703
>get rich
>sit on a mound of money
>suddenly 6'5
>bitches won't get off of you
the only solution
>>37309657
>slightly above 5'10
>not a manlet
Pick one and only one.
>6'1
>Always good at any sport, even at 26 now I can pretty much best 22 year old guys doing it since childhood
>hot 10/10 strong gf, always fuck or get blow jobs
>masturbate when she isn't at home
>always succeed in interviews etc
>girls always watch me whatever I am doing
>can have anyone I want
>no need to diet. . Eat what I want, no real routine.. just max out every session.
>5/4/2.5/1.5 lifts.
>dark hair
>3 Inch beard, 8 weeks growth.
>won every fight I've been in
>>37309615
None of that is me. I miss my random boners, thats why I am doing nofap.
>>37309615
Dont know if I am high test.
Depends on your moms physique I guess
>>37309615
dude, i have all of these. This whole time i thought i was just retarded
>>37309652
You bench 200kg?
>>37309615
I inject exogenous testosterone
>>37309763
>>Always good at any sport, even at 26 now I can pretty much best 22 year old guys doing it since childhood
top kek I highly doubt this. You're gonna tell me you're better at say running back or wide receiver than a guy that's been playing since a kid?
Do you guys still get random boners? I lost them around 17.
>>37309651
What? Who is she? I covered the upper half of her face and still don't recognize her. Is it FastASMR?
>>37310078
I realize aft this post that I probably need to get out more...
>>37309615
>5'10
>fap twice daily
>brown hair
>train light, high volume
>can't gow a beard
>browse r9k
>view cat and bukkake daily
>do cardio daily
>spend time on the elliptical machine often
>want to tone butt more
>fixitated on becoming pic related
I did good right?
>>37309964
I mean real sports.
>>37310138
like what?
>>37309615
dude whats up with that slightly always hot feeling, shit fucking sucks. especially when its actually hot, I sweat like a motherfucker.
>>37310163
Its a matter of good circulation which is a sign of a heathy metabolism. I'm a fucking inferno, it makes sleeping with covers difficult, so I only use a sheet
>>37310138
Bait confirmed
>fap three times a day
>barley get any sleep
>on my way to work or school (bus)
>get the biggest boners
>>37310185
i hope, I mean like I can walk into an A/C'd building and be uncomfortably hot as shit. I'm not fat either.
>>37310094
ASMR Darling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjvWAdGF0S0
>>37310078
ASMR Darling. Super cute, like her rambling videos. She has this personality that is really bubbly and takes me out of her roleplay vids. Would fuck
>>37310163
>take nice semi-cold shower
>start getting ready
>start sweating like crazy
Everytime. I swear i use like three towles pls help is this healthy ?
>>37310213
Thanks dude. Whelp, nap time I guess.
>>37309962
Only in the form of semen deposited directly from the cock of an actual alpha
>>37310163
>>37310185
excess protein consumption can increase your body temperature, since more energy is lost as heat when breaking down amino acids than fat or cho
>>37309615
>jerk off 1 time a day
>get random boners
>always want sex
>can not bench my bodyweight
>can not grow a beard (thanks military)
>have dark hair but you cannot see it with it so short
>always hungry for meat
>I do not know my body temp
>somewhat competitive but in good sport
>>37309651
>>37310078
>>37310213
>>37310223
> watching simulations of attention from hot women over the Internet under the guise of "head tingles"
> high test
pick one
>>37309615
>jerk off 2 times a day minimum
>get random boners
>always want sex
>always hungry for meat
I have those^
also i'm 6'3"
and I love hourglass bitches
But I;
>have had late puberty
>cant grow a beard
>beta
so where does that leave me?
>>37311763
mid test
>5'7
>gotta fap or bang my girlfriend at least 2-3 times a day or boners everywhere
>can't grow a beard but have really prominent cheek bones and jaw
>benched 20 lbs over bodyweight first time I tried
>have been muscular my whole life even before lifting and never had above 12% bodyfat
I don't even know bros
>>37309615
Those are requirements to be an adult male, aim higher
>am black
>>37312268
then 90% of 4chan doesn't qualify as adult male
>>37311751
I should bring up that I also get the "head tingles" from males doing ASMR too.
N-no homo.
>>37312312
90% of 4chan is under 18
90% of 4chan doesn't even lift
>>37312312
>>37312331
95% of neo-4chan uses reddit regularly and is younger than 14
>>37312345
90% of people that don't give a shit won't give a shit.
>>37312331
>>37312345
lmao you're probably right. I wonder what the average day of a regular /b/, /pol/, and /r9k/ poster must be like?
>wake up
>fap to trap porn
>eat some chicken tendies
>go outside to check the mail
>look both ways to make sure no one is outside that you might have to talk to
>come back in
>watch anime
>play league of legends
>jerk off to some cheese pizza on a .onion site
>argue about being white on /pol/
wonder how close I am
>>37309615
Congrats on your fap gains OP, but that girl looks 14.
> Do not want
got blood work done, and am at 850
>>37309615
>tall
>jerk off twice a day
>maintaining 200lbs on like 3500cals, always eating
but
>babyface
>fat ass/legs and lean upper body somehow
>20 y/o and shave only once a week
>actually satisfied with jerking off and can't comprehend how people "need" sex
Definitely not high test, but it's something.
>>37312367
this is me except replace trap with loli and chicken tendies with chicken cutlets.
>>37311751
I almost feel guilty that it happens, but it is a biological human response, and high definition screens are a very convincing trick on the brain.
Humans are biologically programmed to have a pleasurable response to successful interactions with other people that we find pleasing.
> but I take your point
Choosing how a person spends their time and what he puts in his head (or on his screen) is a reflection of that person.
>>37309615
im on gear.
