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How the fuck do I stop farting at the gym?
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How the fuck do I stop farting at the gym?
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>>37300493
Like I shit everyday, i eat pretty healthy but still I cant stop farting. Especially on the treadmill or when doing ab excersises.

I always yawn alot during sets I dont know if that has got anything to do with it
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>>37300493
Why the hell do you care ?

I do it all the time, usually in front of one of those giant one meter sized floor fans. I have headphones on, so I pretend I can't hear it.

>boom
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>>37300493
Why do you need to stop darting at the gym?
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i shit like 4 times a day and the other day i shit before going to bed and didn't wipe well enough cause i went by feel since it was dark and woke up in the middle of the night and my asshole was literally on fire i was in so much pain i couldn't go back to sleep
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>>37300493
too much protein brah
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>>37300517
>i share the same air with animals like this
>>37300504
>that guy that yawns between sets
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>>37300527
>too much protein
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>>37300504
>that guy who yawns in between sets
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>>37300517
because they stink horrible

like horribly horrible

>>37300527
you think?

>>37300548
>>37300555
why cant i yawn?
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I bought some pea protein powder and started farting massive smelly farts. Is this shit fucking my shit up like sickly looking vegans or what.
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I usually just go on walks in the gym and when there is nobody around I fart and then walk for like 50 feet hoping nobody would notice
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>>37300558
Yes. Your body can only consume at the most (good genetics) 40 grams every two hours. Rest goes to shit m8
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>>37300612
im way below that

i eat maybe 40 grams of whey in an entire game (without food)
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>>37300620
game = day

wtf
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>>37300620
must be too much fiber then
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>>37300651
i dont eat rope at all
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>>37300523
Since it was dark ?

BTW--- fish oil supplements will end your inflammation at the exit station. I use them.

>baited by Big Mac.
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>>37300677
i like shitting in the dark like without lights on and then i will open the door to let light in to wipe but it was night time
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