>"Oi, take a squeeze at this cunt. Little bag of bones with his steak and chicken is up the river now I recon. Fackin meat eating cunt. Come say Vegans are fags to my fackin face you skinny cunt, come say that shit to my fackin face and see what the fack happens."
What do you do?
>>37288782
Be freaked out that a kangaroo is talking to me, and about to slap my shit.
>>37288782
Insult his small pecs.
Wait for something poisonous to come bite him
>>37288782
>throw my boomerang at the cunt while waiting for the tucka man
>>37288820
>>37288782
>Oi! yer one dumb cunt hoppin into my neck of the woods. Ya think yer fackin leafy greens and muscles will help ya when I sink these teeth into ya? Yer in for a fackin roo'd awakening ya buff cunt, I fawkin swear it.
>>37288782
>Oi, take a squeeze at this cunt.
Its *squiz you fucking minda
>why dunnae ya fuck awf ya wee bawbag
>>37288809
Kek
>>37288782
Chuck er in the ute
Can u bum us a ciggy brah
Wonder if you could intimidate a kangaroo if your muscles were big enough. Go into a show-off with him and win. Maybe fuck the female kangaroo afterwards while he watches.
>>37291364
Cuckaroo.
>>37291370
Kek
Ask him about his everest attempt
>>37288857
>roo'd awakening
>>37288782
i know its incredibly retarded, but when i was 18 i did work and travel in australia, and on this trip i got into a fist fight with a kangaroo
we were all drunk and the kangaroo acted pretty agressive towards us when we were on the way to our hostel.
When it came too close i started swinging at it, and the fucker sliced up my stomch pretty hard with its legs, but eventually he would jump away into the wildness
Craziest story of my live
