>average a gallon and a half of a day
>because hydration
>go to best friends house
>get these horrid drinks called best box
>drink an extra gallon of water because alcohol is bad
>say fuck it and down quite a bit
>play a couple rounds of pong
>pass tf out on a couch
>wake up
>what the fuck
>why am I wet
>torso and pants are soaked
>entire couch is soaked
>realize I'm a puddle of my own piss
>99% water
>about to drive home
>still drunk
>"party in a box" involves pissing yourself
You ain't shit
>>37264679
That was pathetic
>>37264679
Lmao hahaha you fucking moron.
What an embarrassment, did anyone find out ?
>>37264679
realize yourself how utterly pathetic this is.
> don't do it again
> push it from your mind
Fuck you for involving me in your fuckboi bullshit
>>37265757
Not yet. The couch is dark so I'm hoping it evaporates or they blame it on the dog.
>>37264679
I have a fear of pissing myself while sleeping. Thank for exacerbating it.
>>37266359
You should come clean dude pisslord.
>>37266469
Are you too, an over hydrator?
>>37266508
There's no cleaning the mess I made. I throw my clothes away and drovdrive home in an extra pair of shorts.
>>37266582
>Are you too, an over hydrator?
whens it count as overhydrating?
I drink a little bit more that 1 gallon a day, and another 1L while in bed reading. then i get up to use the bathroom before going to sleep, but i still wake up with a bladder so full it hurts.
The worst part is dreaming you are pissing, then waking up in the middle of it and thinking 'fuck I hope i didnt just wet the bed'.
Im thinking of getting one of those inconti-bed sheets old people use just in case.
>>37266582
Literally reading your studder. No more sleepovers for you little piss boy. Mummy shouldn't have let you stop wearing pull-ups.
