Does the Gaston diet really work?
to fuck up your arteries? sure
>>37255873
>Implying cholesterol rich food is bad for you unless you already have cardiovascular disease.
>>37255854
>not being on the Tarzan paleo diet
>>37255908
Tarzan was a gorilla, which means he primarily ate fruit and grubs.
>>37255915
>>37255908
Yeah he would have been a skelly irl. Perfect for swinging his bodyweight through vines
>>37255908
Fucking DYEL faggot everyone knows you're meant to use close grip on the leopard press.
>>37255873
Life fast die young nigga.
>>37255854
>>37255908
>Expecting the diet of cartoon characters to work.
They're just drawn that way.
>>37255915
>Tarzan was a gorilla
oh.
>>37255854
Well, he's roughly the size of a barge, so I'd say his diet works, wouldn't you?
>>37255854
>>37255908
>not wishing for gains
>thinking you are gonna make it natty
>>37256248
He also has biceps to spare, but before you go thinking he's a curlbro, don't forget that not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny.
>>37256728
And every last inch of him is covered in hair. Not going bald anytime soon.