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Fitness Cringe Thread
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>>37245245

that is a very impressive deadlift, being performed by a millionare celebrity. Wheres the cringe?
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>>37245593
>that is a very impressive deadlift
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>>37245634
Ur a fgt
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>>37245593
Kek
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>>37245634

>3.5pl8 diddly
>not impressive for the general population

hows your first month of lifting going?
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>>37245245
how much is that? never used standard plates
>>37245593
it's not impressive for anyone who lifts a couple of years and eats well. with the horrible way wolverine's been eating, i guess that's an achievment.
his legs are still a fucking disgrace.
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>>37245245
OP's photo is shopped, here's the real one.
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>>37245634
>in excess of 400 lbs
>not impressive deadlift
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>>37245660
>>37245668
Dyel: the man, the legend, the post.
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>>37245666
Reds are 55 lbs, blues are 45 lbs

I'm assuming the large plate just outside the blues is a standard plate, considering it's size. So that's at least 400 pounds
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>>37245666
>how much is that
>that's not impressive

How can you rate whether it's impressive or not if you don't even know how much it is?
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man, is he lifting in a new york gym where the gym is inside a pre-war building on a cloud day? i live in california and will never know that comfy feel
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>>37245593
m8 he's on more gear than a climber on K2, a 3.5pl8 diddly on his cycle and at his weight is not impressive
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>>37245707
>3.5 plate
You're an idiot. There's clearly two 55 pound plates there, and two 45 pound plates

Besides, he's not training for strength. He doesn't care about that, he's just looking for definition and size for his movie. He's not some autistic fat powerlifter
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>>37245660
that's 465 lbs

4 55 lb bumpers
2 45 lb bumpers
2 45 lb hex plates
2 10 lb plates
45 lb bar
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>>37245593
>>37245660
>>37245668
>>37245723
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>>37245707

I dont think he is actually. He has shown steady progress over 10 years, actually likes lifting as a sport, and doesnt have an unrealistically good body when you consider that for his shirtless scenes he is given makeup, prosthetics, postprocessing and pro lighting angles.

Plus he has a pretty genuine personality, and seems like the type of guy to actually take lifting seriously instead of leaning on ez roids.

>>37245723

I'm pretty sure he is a casual recreational powerlifter actually, sorry.
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>>37245742
Do you have a source that shows he lifts for his own personal reasons? Because all I know is he's a racing driver and movie star
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>>37245739

>image.jpg

EVERY TIME
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>>37245750
>he can't afford an iphone
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>>37245780
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>>37245245
>guy is in his 40's
>instead of just taking a shitton of gear for a movie like most celebrities he actualy trains hard and lifts shit up and down
>'Hurr guys no legs amiriiiitee? XD secrut club!!

inb4 he's on gear

Nah, you would see bigger swings in his weight between movies, he seems rather stable in most of his movies.

Look at Christian Bale for example, he did some pretty wild swings in weight between movies.
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>>37245634
>>37245668
>>37245739
It's a solid lift, nothing extraordinary. I don't see why you would disregard it
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>>37245792
Life Pro-tip: Get a job. This will allow you to not only have money to purchase things but also your parents will respect you more for it.

No need to think me, just pay if forward.

Exiting out now.
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>>37245844
>It's a solid lift
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>>37245802
Christian Bale did so because the roles required it of him. Wolverine hasn't had a role the explicitly demanded a less fit body.
I think he's cruising on somewhat low doses, no reason he wouldn't
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>>37245870
Or he just trains and eats well
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>>37245878
no. he lifts more than me.
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>>37245882
Well played
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>>37245861
It is, memes aside
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>>37245742
When you post all your sources for >>37245748
don't forget to also link him to some wikis about why the sky is blue and the sun looks yellow.
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>>37245946
>being this butthurt about being wrong about a picture
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>>37245245
Skinny man-bun wearing hispster manlet fag like pic related enters the training area. Puts glass bottle of water with stopper (pic related) on the floor. Gets on one bench and starts doing crunches. Suddenly see raw almonds falling out his short pockets as he crunches.

KEK
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>>37246061
He was in the middle of activating his almonds, and you call him cringe?
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>>37245927
>It is
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>neo-/fit/ now hates Hugh Jackman

Man this place really is dead.
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>>37246366
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It's cringey because half the people shitposting in here can't deadlift half of that.
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>>37246473
Quit being such a faggot. No celebrity is going to be some Autistic power-lifter and even though they're not this dude still lifts more than any of you.
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>>37246499
You're being baited in a bait thread brah
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>>37246514
Damn. Not again.
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>>37246473
Now listen here you dirty, no good summerfag. I ve been on 4chan for the past 8 years and by god i WILL NOT TOLERATE you treating me with such utter DISREPECT .

You WILL respect me , for i am an OLDFAG , who was shitposting when you were still in high school talking about lord of the rings with your gay little friends.

So YOU can fuck off to reddit, which is much more suitable for filthy newfags like yourself, or you can RESPECT your oldfags and maybe, just MAYBE, we'll let you stay on our website.

Kapische?
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It's a solid lift for someone not focusing on strength. He's an actor. He's focusing on his physique. Anyone who says it's a shit lift is either retarded or trolling.
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>>37246083
Of course it's cringe. He didn't bring a homemade coconut instead.
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>>37246540
it's capisce dumbshit
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>>37245693
Rekt
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>>37245245
Didn't know there were so many dyels who think you have to be a powerlifter to deadlift 4+ plates baka
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>>37245667
fuckin kek'd good, under8'd
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>>37245882
Cackle
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>>37246540
>Mfw I was into LOTR in highschool.......
>12 years ago

>12
>12 fucking years ago m8
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>>37246636
And pronounced ca-PEE-skay unless you're a shitskin Siciliano.
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>>37245660
embarassing post
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>>37246338
>abusing meme arrows this hard
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>>37245723
Then he shouldnt be deadlifting and stick to isolations. The amount of summer in this post is unbelievable
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>>37245851
That picture still applies to you whatever you say. Eating overpriced shit is still eating shit

Now go be underaged somewhere else
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>>37247115
>ca-PEE-skay
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>>37245245
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_1xISQz6x4

He Deadlifts 410 now apparently.
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>>37247303
>lift more than him
>look worse

why
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>>37247341

genetics
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>>37245245
holy shit this place sucks
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>because he lifts 3.5plate in a picture it has to be his 1rep max

get it together
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>>37247363
>>37247475
Dyel?
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>>37246490
>anon posts truth
>no replies
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While you are asking for form checks from /r/fitness and traps on /fit/ with your 3 pl8 dead, Chad is lifting 700 lbs ANYWAY HE WANTS.

It's ALPHA genetics or BETA results.
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>>37246490
>>37248681
How can you not deadlift 200lbs?

Not even trolling legitly srs. How?
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>>37248760
when i first deadlifted i could only do 185 for a few reps with good form. 2 plates was round as hell
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>>37248681
>>37246490
cross fit plates.
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If the bar bends then it is a good lift
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>>37248834
Otherwise you're just pretendin
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>>37245723
You start well then go retard

>le fat powerlifter maymay
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>>37248869
>lifts for a movie with a trainer and probably steroids
>LE EBIN GYM MEMES XD

why are people so fucking horrible?
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>>37245245
why is the old man using a belt?
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>>37248815
you are legit retarded

how bout you learn something before you try posting again?
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>>37249159
Cause they're people and it's in our nature
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>>37249194
not mine famalamadingdong
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>>37245693
it's nice to see someone apply logic on 4chan
allow me to explain
I knew the red plates are 20 kg
meaning bar+reds=100kg
so the entire thing had to be a 100+4 smaller plates=less than 160kg=less than what a real lifter would lift
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZgxkE-2QAw
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>>37249908
why the fuck would you even link something like this
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>>37245667
What you guys forget is he's lifting an adamantium skeleton every time he moves.
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>>37248751
Holy shit thought he snapped his fucking back on that 700. Nice lift I guess
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>>37249895

those are rogue competition bumpers, so it's 210 kg.

see >>37245726 and http://www.roguefitness.com/rogue-competition-plates
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god damn it, this thread is salty as fuck
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>>37245245
more like huge jack'd- amirite?
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>>37249895
How can one person be so sure yet be so fucking wrong?
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>polls show the vast majority of /fit/ are noobs
>entire thread is shitposting about a 200kg deadlift
top kek lads
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>>37245667
oh fuck TOP kek for real
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>>37250000
210kg is not that bad for a non competitive lifter. But not impressive either. Tho I'm not the one to say anything lifting just 180 after 3 years, lol.
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>>37249984
I suppose you haven't seen a lot of deadlifts at near max resistance.
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this is not a good thread.
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>>37249984
lol, the rounding was even that severe. I think /fit/ has made you paranoid about this shit. you don't end up in a wheelchair just because of some slight flexion during a deadlift.
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>>37247303
>235 bench
>have a bigger bench than him
>same height as him
>chest looks small
>why live
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>>37245634
4pl8 is the standard of making it.
>he's the summerfag
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>>37245593
>>37245634
>>37245660
>>37245667
You guys do realize this is Jackman making it into the thousand pound club, right?
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>>37245245
I cant lift that shit and he has 25 yrs on me so there's no way im going to knock him.
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>>37246540

funniest post itt desu my nigger family
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>>37245667
fucken hell epic
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>>37248780
When I first deadlifted I could onoy do 350 lbs. Feelsbadman
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>>37246636
I bet you think your a diamond dozen too right?
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>ITT:
Guys who deadlift 200lbs hate on Hugh Jackman because he doesn't lift as much as their heroes who make a living out of lifting
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>>37250215
>>37250208
>>37250516
So many dyels, so little time.
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>>37252250
/fit/ has a propensity to put down people who lift, if those people are successful in other facets of life, or otherwise don't lift as much as top tier powerlifters.

It speaks loudly of anons insecurity - They feel that lifting is the one thing they have that is "theirs", and want to appear somewhat esoteric in regards to lifting, since it's the one thing they got over normies. These same anons don't understand that normal people do not obsesses over lifting the same way as them.

To placate the average /fit/izen you have to pull at least lmao5plate on dead, anything else is apparently dyel tier. Look no further than this thread and similar ones of yore for proof.

That's my view, atleast
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>>37250516
It's his fucking shoes you dipshit.
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>>37252306
dyel: the post
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>Wearing a baseball cap to the gym
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>>37252745
There we are
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>>37248751
Nice rounded back
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>>37245634
>>37245678
>>37245739
>>37245861
>>37246338
>>37252250
>>37252745
>>37245245
>>37249175

I bet my left nut that these modern Internet ennuis are all fucking underage skellingtons who never lifter in their own life.
If I wished to laugh I'd ask your anime wife's son 1RM, but I've a workout to complete.
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>>37250064
All that is required is big ego
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>>37252306

>tfw I spent time on every other hobby board and this is the same result.
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>>37252906
You're hoisting heavy things repetitiously on an upward or downward trajectory, followed by the reverse. Get over your self, anon
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>>37252906
>being this dyel
Cringe.
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>>37252906
>>37253005
I retract my statement, didn't see what you were actually conveying. Too fast on the trigger, sorry about that
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>>37252745
>dyel: the post
he said, unintentionally proving the other anon's point.
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>>37249908
fuck I'm deloading on everything now
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I don't know about you but I wish I could lift lots of weight. I'm not as strong as I could be but that's fine, it's part of getting there. You don't get strong overnight, so it's fine to only be able to lift the numbers you do. It's not a competition, guys. We should all just calm down a bit.
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>>37253048
Dyel?
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>>37253163
Not like you, you certified badass
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>>37253163
>Dyel?
my max squat is 325, and I've torn my meniscus and MCL playing college football, and had to get surgery on both, so my legs are lacking. I know girls mire most places I go, I've litterally been at a party just talking to my friends and girls just comes up and pulls me to the side a starts making out with me. This has happened twice, I fucked both of them probably only saying 20 words to them. A girl literally pulled over once and asked me if I needed a ride. I said "yea" hopped in, and after about 5 mins of talking she asked me if I wanted to come over to her place, and I ended up fucking her. Trust me, girls mire everywhere I go. So yeah, I guess you could say I lift.
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This is supposed to be a fitness cringe thread but the real cringe is the thread.
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this was pretty cringey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kaem3O-HmwU
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>>37253118
>>37253187
>>37253375
Found the dyels kek
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>>37253399
>weights on the other side of the fulcrum
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>>37253402
dyel?
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>>37245634
more than you can pull faggot
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>>37253447
Yes. You are new to lifting aren't you?
>>37253455
Actually no it's substantially less than I can pull. Faggot.
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>>37245245
Is that barrack obamer?
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>>37246061
i use that type of bottle too lol
i dont find it cringe. those nasty shakers are tho.
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>>37245667
Huge Jackedman doesn't live up to his name
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>>37250215
The 1k club is a goal for beginner lifters to achieve in their first 12-18 months of lifting. It's not actually impressive.
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>>37245634
Muh super secret club
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>>37254056
This. He's too dyel to be called jacked by any means. Anyone who disagrees is obviously dyel/new to lifting.
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>>37254531
yeah killyourself
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>>37254531
>mfw it took me a year of lifting to reach a one plate bench from the bar plus a 10 on each side
>then another 2 years to reach 225
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>>37252306

Couldn't have said it better my man
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>>37250215
>1k club
>impressive

This was our highschool goal in wrestling/football. There were 17 year old kids in the 1k club. It's fucking nothing.
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>>37245699
what a beautiful house
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>>37245699
Fuck me I want to spend a week there.
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>>37254628
Well at least you kept going. Now it's time for 3pl8
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I think my whole gym is only chads as no one does squats/deadlifts/ohp and still looks better than 99% of /fit/
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>>37249159
>People having fun in their jobs
>Random sperg on 4chan is butthurt about it

Why are you so autistic?
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>mfw i clicked on this thread expecting to see some fitness cringe material
>it's just a bunch of edgelords trying to outwit eachother by spouting insults and memes
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>>37254952
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>>37255008
welcome to the new generation of /fit/izens
these are the kiddos that grew up wearing trollface shirts
remember when we used the word meme ironically on here
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>>37253477
>can pull more than 5pl8
>yet doesn't respect it as impressive weight for a casual scrub only on gear because his job requires it

gtfo kid you don't even pull more than 3pl8
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>>37254952
Tbh it looks like he skipped everything-day
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>>37254952
skipped arms, back, shoulder,chest and face day too by the looks of it
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>>37255104
slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps?
Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to.
Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.

See you on the boards....
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>>37248751
>that almost snap in the back
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>>37255008
>>37255104
>>37255131
>you will never be this new/summer/dyel ever again
Feels good man.
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>>37247160
>lol @ #you
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>>37255156
Fuck, this one gets me every time.
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>>37253399
Knocking on the door to Snapcity
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>>37254952
he skipped everyday
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>>37245830
Underrated post
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>>37245245
kek this thread is like the FPS hate threads, I always see the replies that are like 'let them get fat and die, it makes me look better'

I see /fit/ the same way, I like that anons see lifting as the only metric of a successful life and all the comments about hurr i bet he cant even bench 2pl8, etc...

I love it
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>>37255008
newfag summer dyel
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>>37245634
4plate deadlift is impressive for someone who doesn't do powerlifitng or bodybuilding for a living
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>>37256282
>>37256401
babbys first 4chan thread kek
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