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cheating frauds general
>weekend edition
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>>37242505
Got a new pic of my fav. techno DJ.
Her waking up after a festival. Ultimate bedhead look. I dunno but she looks quite... uh... groggy.
those eyes aren't even working properly at this point.
>>37242508
Fuck what great opportunity for easy moola though I'm way too lazy to seek that kinda deal out
>>37242516
>sturdier, stringer, tougher
>supple and soft
S-stop you're seducing me again
>>37242539
i've heard dbol and tren is the best shit ever together, but I really don't want to take too much shit for my liver.
I'll up the dosage to 30mg daily next week. 20mg is fine though, r-right.
>>37242550
It's not "easy" just different. I would rather do this than retail though.
It has it's ups and downs like any job. Being cool in camera can be tough and nerve wracking, but the director was actually surprised id never modeled before. Apparently I have good presence or nature on camera. Probably just experience from posing class or posing for cosplay shoots.
>>37242577
>liver
Unless you have history/prior health concerns you're probably over worrying about it
>>37242577
20 is like easy preworkout mode. I really don't feel tren is toxic to the liver I've stacked over a gram of different tren esters with 100/100 var drol and had a fine liver.
whats the best combo for 1st cycle
>>37242631
Test and dbol.
250 test e e3d
20 dbol preworkout Ed
>>37242550
what happened to whatsapp though? Too busy with opiates?
Gf is getting into fitness competitions and has a few friends that are into it as well. They're all competing in a natty competition.
Was over at one of her friends places helping her move and had a box split open while I was lifting it. Box was full of diuretics, ephedrine and anavar. These chicks are bikini competitors and are competing just for fun. They get drug tested if they place and have never had a positive test result in the 10+ years of the organization.
I never realized how prevelance juicing was until the other day.
>>37242591
Maybe he wants your benis
Hahaha yeah there are obviously going to be some cons but I agree it beats retail and I'd go for it over most conventional jobs
My boss offered to relocate me to a new job in Ontario because he might be buying into some new company so I might stick with this just for the adventure
my question is do you people on steroids openly admit you abuse them? or do you try to pass off as natural to the public?
>>37242658
Yes I'm lazy to open it
Wouldn't be a very good 'soppypath' if I was reliable would I
Jajaja
>>37242742
Figured as much, not really something I worry about
>>37242721
I mean duh, he does.
The biggest thing is not getting taken advantage of but they slapped a fat check in my hands. Two weeks of retail worth of work just to masturbate and pose.
>>37242723
I admit if it comes off but I know lots of people who don't
Half the time it's just too annoying to explain because the odd person wants to go off on some moral justice muh natty card rant as if not doing roids somehow makes them socially superior
You can really feel the deep seeded insecurity with those ones though, you usually know it's coming because they jerk themselves to the opportunity
>>37242723
This is bait.
>>37242754
Jajaja knew you'd understand
We're kindred spirits or whatever at the end of it all
>>37242756
Gahahaha
Yeah I could accept sum hungry eyes for the right pay cheque, I feel yeah
steroids are for manlet faggots
>>37242804
I sort of expected them to want to go on a troll rant which is why I covered it in my reply kek
Who knows though
>>37242787
Oh hey I told my ex to fuck off finally. We spent three nights together this week, and she was in some sort of crisis. When I first saw her she broke down. Said she needed me and was I was back. Told her id drop the hardcore scene if she was serious. She revealed she'd been thinking of killing herself. I got off the plane yesterday and shed sent s message saying she feels nothing romantic for me and to go away. So I told her to fuck off, fix her priorities and that she can suffer alone. Thought you'd be proud.
Porn selfie looks baller
>>37242861
nah. I was seriously curious. I don't come here often, and I know little to nothing about your subculture (or whatever you want to call it)
>>37242837
>Firewomen calendar pls.
>>37242915
People know. They aren't stupid but it's 2016 and you can smoke weed pretty much zero risk. The private use of illicit substances is just socially acceptable now.
Ig im off the clock and someone wants info I'll hand it out, but I don't verbally broadcast it.
>>37242894
Do you think I could sub out for your partner tomorrow? Dang
No homo
>>37242984
It's supposed to be a threesome lmao
>>37242874
Wow she's actually insanely fucked up
Bullet dodged (kinda)
>>37243003
Yeah I've learned that's actually considered abusive? Weird.
>>37242608
Liver of steel
Tri tren hurts my ass whenever i inject it though.
I'll up to 30. Good enough?
Not sure how to divvy it up at an odd number though. With 20mg i take one in the morning and one two hours before workout at night.
Guessing i'll take 10mg in the morning and 20mg before hand. How about it bae?
>>37243057
That's solid
>>37242505
This picture makes me irrationally angry
>>37243096
I made it.
u mad?
Found out I'm not knocked up but I'm still insanely hungry
Fighting the urge to rek diet as we speak
Gotta stop bringing money to work
>>37242874
I am proud
Use her as a cocksleeve at best, she's just tryna use you anyway
Glad you didn't end up giving into her
Though if you did and went through giving up hardcore scene I'd be extra proud if you kept it up in secret and just told her that kek
>>37242894
>just noticed you have a nipple ring
Was that in all the other selfies?
>>37242915
Sincere curiosity does pop up sometimes
Just rarer
>>37242943
Call it this is why I'm hot
Do a yolande page
>>37243103
Its her face
I want to punch it so bad
>>37243116
Yes it is. I took it out for the shot tho.
She is a user and manipulator. I enjoyed cumming in her the past few nights though. I don't feel super bad but I'm going to miss fucking her, so nice.
>>37243159
Intrafasting can't be unseen now
Watch out for when she tries to claim you preggo'd
>>37243159
Looks like you need more thickness overall brah. Looking long and wide at the mo. Needs more 3D
>>37243173
Actually I got a sperm count done recently, motility is gucked thanks to tren. It won't happen. Plus it was her period,
Should I order a pizza for sodium pump?
>>37243203
YES
happy for u btw bro. wish you the best
Any UK guys got a source of pharma test they want to throw at me? I've been spoiled by Gal, but my last batch is running out.
>>37243239
Thanks dogger I appreciate that
Any of you ever get paranoid the feds will intercept your supply?
> met girl off Tinder
> she got cold feet
> "you just didn't look the same"
> "and I realized that just wanting to hook up with someone is kinda fucked up"
> "look really old"
Last girl said I looked older 4 years older in pictures and 4 years younger in person. This girl thinks I look older and pictures and much older in person. What the fuck? Is it the beard? GH deficiency?
>>37243269
post a pic of the girl, I have theory because the same has been happening to me. It's something about those girls.
>>37243269
>beard
fatass detected
kill yourself
but for real shave that shit dude
>>37243192
Ya but that doesn't mean she ain't coocoo cocopuffs enough to claim it
Also I thought grills were more likely to get knocked up on/around their period
Fuck idk should've paid more attention in childhood health class
>>37243269
sounds like a polite excuse to me, you probably weirded her out and age has nothing to do with it
>her
how feminine is the penis?
>>37243269
did you use snapchat with her at all?
>>37243297
wow
how do you own genitalia and not understand its basic functionality
>>37243318
My uterus doesn't come with a fucking manual
Fuck my vagina doesn't speak to me and explain when I'm more or less fertile it just hurts and bleeds every where inconveniently once n a while christ are you retarded?
>>37243103
>yolo
check your email :*
>>37243159
You'll find a new one buddy - a solid girl who won't fuck you up inside
>>37243337
Yes this is 4chan
I get free wifi here I should install Netflix
>>37243159
shoulder span 3x your waist.
mirin hard
>>37243348
YES
netflix and pizza. life of kings
>>37243348
That's the exact reason I have Netflix
Watched everything that looked even mildly good though
Honestly think they'd give more selection if they're going to crack down on Canadians using American Netflix
Obvz we were stealin it for a reason
>>37243116
Dammit i thought you finally got bred
>>37243347
She was really really pretty and let me abuse her hard in bed. I'm certain she comes back because I'm the best fuck she's had.
>>37243360
Thanks duder
>>37243362
What to watch tho
>tfw made over a grand just to masturbate
>tfw the rest of the day to eat junk and chill
>tfw free upscale dinner tonight
Porn is weird
>>37243159
dat waist makes me look like dogshit, damn
tfw wide shoulders but 36 waisted pants at 10% bf dexa, fuck my life
>>37243387
I would probably breed ESTP if shes legit a woman. I want stronk child. Plus it's a dope fetish.
>>37243387
Tygod my grandma bod lives to see another day
>>37243392
Narcos is pretty good would recommend
>>37243392
watch archer
>>37243408
Do you think it'd come out /fraud/
Like if I gave birth via squatting new highs do you think stronk babby would vicariously get the gainz?
What if it comes out g4p
>>37243392
But don't take her back she's garbage
Damn I should do porn
I should find a girl that's cool with me doing porn. I've got a two queen bed suite in a 4 star hotel, hella cash, and all this time to kill.
It's like a paid vacation 1-2x a month.
>>37243438
If it didn't come out fraud we would make it fraud. If it were g4p that's okay too. Strong w/ easy money is better than cubicle weakling.
>>37243449
T-take me now
Kek I should just give in to getting a sugar daddy
>>37243283
The ugly one. I just wanted an easy blowjob. It seems like ugly girls think I look older and hot girls think I look younger.
>>37243287
I pull off the Bjorn (Vikings) look well.
>>37243300
No penis.
>>37243317
No.
>>37243203
>get email
>new 3-meat and ranch pizza at Papa John's
M-muh diet
>>37243468
Yeah sure we should do it hmu
bimbolifts@gmail
>>37243462
True. We could always go spartan style and just throw it away if it didn't come out stronk enough
Gotta try for your best yknow
Guys I have some doubts, im pretty amateur on roids, just made a 4 months 600test+40tbol last summer.
I started 500 test today and i wanna add something but I dont really know what, will I see better results from 400 tren+150test weekly than my lasty 600test and tbol cycle? Also is Boldenone worth buying? And for last, I've got a doubt between test+tren or sdrol/drol + test.
Ty in advance
>>37243438
probably better off getting it cut out rather than natty, especially if you're old and get prego
would have to swim in lotion and maybe some peptides so you're not stretched to shit
or squirt eggs and man juice in another woman
DISASTER AVERTED
>>37243449
Wasn't your ex okay with the porn? I thought you said she was into it
Pizza and Netflix man keep it simple and good
>>37243392
How long did it take you to make a grand from tapping on camera?
>>37243491
I love bold. 800-1200 weekly. Gives dope look and my sex endurance was crazy.
For your needs I'd go with test npp and bold. Gives a solid look, but isn't harsh like tren is notorious for. Throw in a dry oral and you'll be stellar.
>>37243483
How much does getting bloods done cost for you guys? Never done it before, hope doc doesn't start asking questions. Not sure if insurance covers it.
>>37242894
>>37243159
mirin and jelly at the same time. It's funny that so many are not aware of the fact, that's harder to put muscle on a frame like yours, since you're quite tall.
good job breh.
>>37243498
No no my fuckbuddy is cool af with it
>>37243506
About 20 minutes of actual fap time. Met up at 830 was done with the entire shoot at 10.
>>37243494
>disaster averted
Kek'd
Genetically stronker test tube babbies when?
No child of mine having a belly button
>>37243527
Fuck that girl then
bimbo you're silly
>>37243494
That's no fun, I gotta pump her from behind til them ovaries come back to life
>>37243535
>belly button
I like to play with those tho can we manually install one?
>>37243527
I could never do porn for the soul fact that my pool of ladies would shrink down to only ladies that are okay with me doing porn
>>37243526
Thanks dude idk why you mire tho you look 10x better than I do.
>>37243539
She's fun and an actual real person like down to earth; but I just don't feel the physical click.
>>37243535
pump the babby full of gh and low dose anavar
form your own xxxspartanwarriorxxx
>>37243552
Yeah the number of women that are cool with their partners Fucking other men on camera for money is obscenely small. It's like they don even want a free vacation.
>>37243541
>ovaries come back to life
Yeah I'm actually impressed I even still get a period and those cunts haven't atrophied
>>37243544
Well, yeah
You can do whatever you want it's not like I'm going to be doing any actual parenting until it starts making me money
I'm low test, I want to start my cruise on 250 mg's test-e a week. I know it is a bit low, but my bf is around 25% (inb4 fatass). due to low test I almost can't slim down.
I can slim down by eat almost nothing (like fasting all day long and only take quark like once a day) but after that I only gain fat.
I want to start pinning 250mgs test e every week, dus to get to normal test levels.
Doctor won't give me TRT, that's why I want to start pinning myself.
Do I need AI? and what kind of? and what for dosages?
>>37243581
You could open up the first babby cross fit/day care.
>>37243564
Well bimbo is like 6'4 or something insane right?
So add some gh and there's no way that baby ain't a giant akin to a Norse God
>>37243604
>giving ESTP responsibility
i wouldn't trust my kids with it
>>37243611
Jerrbears confirm it we need to make a god
>>37243604
>crossfit daycare
....you mean for the unwanted ones?
So I got a couple free goodies today. Aside from buying more, what can I do w
>50 25mg anavar
>50 10mg tbol
I'm cruising btw
>>37243632
Munch on them preworkout just one 30min before gym
>>37243611
jerrbears
especially if you're moderately tall yourself, and sex hormones at a young age would amplify male/female traits
if male you'd control estro so plates don't fuse, etc
could do quite a bit tb h
>>37243561
I respect your attitude and dedication.
What are you on right now btw?
>>37243579
ö_Ö what? You let other men suck your ass and fuck them in the ass?
I thought fapping on cam was as far as you would have to go...
>>37243651
300/350 test tren
Not much at all
>>37243651
that pic wtf. that acro from gh abuse or just rippling jaw muscle
>>37243641
Can I really expect anything from either? Maybe the var would be noticeable but 10mg tbol?
>>37243674
a little from column A a little from column B
>>37243620
I wouldn't either but that doesn't mean people won't
>>37243624
Can't question the jerrbears
>>37243632
Need moar of it to be of any significant use
>>37243646
Well I'm no amazon but the men in my family all are so we're set
And if it's a grill we'll sell it into the child sex trade to help pay for the stronk child's roids
I like the thought of having a kid when you make it sound like a science experiment like that
It's like pillow talk kek
>>37243671
Dude it's porn. Solos are essentially an audition. How entertaining would it be if all porn you looked at was a lady rubbing her clit?
this sdrol is making me crazy vascular
going to end up looking like jm at this rate
scary thought
>>37243599
anyone?
>>37243702
Careful you don't start liking uggo nigresses
>>37243709
What's your diet?
>>37243702
don't forget to make a g4p album when you get there
>>37243690
bimbo needs to stick it in ya before your ovaries are drier than the sahara
it's your only chance
>>37243720
Just counting calories and taking in adequate amounts of protein.
I'm 78 kilo, about 20 - 25% bf, want to slim down build muscle. but I'm low test, want to cruise.
What do I need to take as AI, if needed?
Where do you buy this stuff?
>>37243740
aromasin
>>37243691
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKK
did not expect this from you.
Do you not feel uncomfortable?
I have a feeling sooner or later someone will find a video of you sucking black cock (no offense)
>>37243672
Seems moderate.
what diet? psmf? pizza? chad is eating pizza
>>37243674
crazy right?
>>37243702
pics?
>inb4 doxxing meme
>>37243740
I can tell you your issue isn't low test but that you've fucked your insulin sensitivity. PSMF or Keto for 4 weeks. Fast the first six hours everyday. Eat carbs only post workout.
Have a crockpot of chicken or ground turkey with assorted green veggies on low 24/7.
You have no need to cruise. You'll just be fat but now with shitty skin and gyno.
>>37243762
and post it here.
if you made a grand by fapping, how much fucking money do you make by single ass fucking cock sucking shooting?
>>37243709
Just do a full dose of 500 and make it a cut
If you aren't losing any weight without roids not eating shit you're lying to yourself
You'd be better off doing a EC stack/clen/alb etc to drop the weight with or without test
Id say Adex .5 eod ed if needed keep nolva on hand
>>37243762
Well I don't bottom and the models I'm working with tomorrow are white. It's really cool actually.
>>37243767
Diet is fasting during the day. Lots of casein shakes. I'll eat carbs intra and post workout. Eating pizza now to celebrate but I lifted at 7 and I'm gonna lift again before dinner.
>>37243733
He needs to fix his sperm count then
>>37243794
thanks for your answer, I really want to build some muscle, but when I bulk, eating clean around 3000 kcal natty (tdee is 2400kcal) then I only grow fat and no muscle
>>37243781
insulin sensitivy, how can i change that?
>>37243786
I'm getting ~4K for the weekend.
>>37243805
Lol he called them models
>>37243813
Do everything I just told you lmao
Supplement 800mcg gtf chromium and 500mg berberine too
>>37243811
Give me a reason to fix it nerd
>>37243805
What are you doing with them then?
Im sorry if you dont like answering my awkward questions, just tell me so and i will stop.
How often do you have a shoot?
Do you literally make 10k a week lmao.
ALso, arent you scared someone will link a video of you here?
>>37243813
if you make lame muscle gains on a bulk + high dose roids, then you are either 60 years old or you make 3 sets total every training session.
>tl:dr go 500% harder in the gym faggot
>>37243834
Our stronk offspring is not reason enough?!
>>37243849
What am I doing with the other duders? I fuck them or have them blow me? Nah usually it's just 2 scenes a month, but if I'm popular I could make an extra 5k a month on top of my retail work. I mean if they do link here it'd be weird but then jokes on you homos for watching me fuck man ass?
psssssst where can i buy?
i want to be like Hank Hill when Peggy was slippin' him the man juice in his coffee
>>37243873
Oh yeah totally then let's do it I need a legacy better than "he had a really tiny waist and he fucked good on camera". Actually do put that on my headstone.
>>37243719
black people are still gross, im fine
for now
>>37243726
ill start thinking up innovative poses
>>37243767
fine lol, this was taken tuesday
>inb4 roiding 4 this
>inb4 dyel
>>37243561
ya effed up then buddy you got too hooked on the crazy one
>>37243581
You gonna be one of those rent-a-wombs?
>>37243888
Wow jerrbears of stronk breeding legacy Comin thru
>>37243813
Chromium and vanadium
>>37243876
Well you said earlier that you dont do bottom (letting another man fuck you in the ass ?).
>jokes on you homos for watching me fuck man ass
kek true
Also just wondering....
homo?
>>37243909
>homo?
Lmao half this thread is about my ex gf and what a good lay she was or it's about me breeding ESTP so lol no I'm not gay
>>37243881
Kek that episode
Swear to god I already explained how to find sources earlier
>>37243888
Jerrbears means it's going on the headstone
Also happening
>>37243891
It's only a matter of time
Like some kind of roiders lycanthropy
Except less werewolf and more uggo feminine penis g4p idk
>>37243805
sounds good, I dont like the shakes too much, more whole food man. But everyone should do his own thing, right
>>37243891
fuckkkk, mirin. not what i expected
dude why are you so shy. Show yourself more man.
crazy
>>37243922
Theres also being bi, which involves being homo automatically.
>>37243864
No I don't roid yet, but asking if it'll help lose fat and build muscle on 250mgs test-e / EW
just started a 250 mg/ml blast. need a good routine
>>37243926
nigger, online shops are police bait if you live in a 1st world country.
>>37243926
I just jumped in and ctrl f some key words but didn't find anything.
>>37242505
Fraud
Pic related
Literally what the fuck do these people take to masculate like that? Beard, aged features, masculine faces, what the heck? What do they put them on?
>>37243891
Mirin
>>37243943
>lose fat
heck yeah
>build muscle
heck yeah. I mean you are not going to blow up like crazy because 250mg is too less for that, but you are definetely going too see fast progress. (if training is on point)
>>37243958
These are probably the most passable ftm there. They just have good (weird?) genes for becoming men (???).
Tren tho
>>37243958
they were already genetically inclined to be that masculine, they just didn't have the hormones to express it
>>37243992
>>37243980
Okay. Sill weirds me out desu. Any idea how much time the so called transition takes?
>>37243953
>confirmed for never having purchased roids
I live in Canada never had a problem been buying for years
>>37243954
Reddit, google, roid forums, look up ugl reviews
>>37244012
I figure an anonymous forum would be a better place.
>>37243943
>if it'll help lose fat and build muscle on 250mgs test-e
lose fat no
build muscle yes
>>37243926
dont get me wrong, id probably fuck a trap if it looked good enough
but not suck the bepis, thats gay af
>>37243963
>>37243937
ty m8s
its a flattering pic
my arms are absolute garbage, like barely 15" lmao
>>37243958
most of them go through some kind of facial reconstruction surgery and remove the tetons obv
they all have wide af hips tho
>>37244025
>that's gay af
Say that to my face
>>37244006
everyone in that pic has been on for multiple years. the baldy is a famous one, he's been on hormones since the early 90s?
aye fraud/ fags.
whats the least damaging steroid?
At first i thought it was test, but seems like the acne is suicidal level, the gyno is perma and and constatnly fear ending up like zyzz with the insane high blood pressure.
Anything that gives you actual solid muscle mass, but doesnt make your hair fall out, gyno etc.
acne is bearable i guess
dont mention some useless steroid for "cutting" and "vascularity" and "dry look". Im talking about real solid muscle mass. Doesnt have to be crazy, but should be reasonable better than natty gains.
>>37244022
It's not because we keep getting banned for sauce talk
>>37244025
It's cool it's not really gay til balls are touching
I made out with a mtf once but they ended up being crazy obsessive and clingy so I dropped it fast
Estrogen is the devil after all
>>37244052
>misinfo 101
It's still test
>>37244052
Test you diva.
>>37244052
>At first i thought it was test, but seems like the acne is suicidal level,
No
>the gyno is perma
No
>and and constatnly fear ending up like zyzz with the insane high blood pressure.
No
Zyzz died from an undiagnosed heart condition, nothing to do with roids.
I hate you and I hate this post.
>>37244059
nigger, you can suck cock, fuck ass, lick balls and swallow cum.
Its not gay as long as you say no homo every 5 minutes.
Only difference is, if you suck several cocks and have 3 dicks in your ass, you gotta say no homo for every guy in the room. Thats it really
>>37244085
I mean he probably did die from illicit substance abuse which is exacerbated on gear; had he not eaten molly, dnp, and blow like candy he'd be around.
>>37244059
I tell ya what. You make the third word in each sentence you type next start with the next letter in order for the goods?
I got told to start cycling yohimbe hcl or something? How is that in comparison to me wanting to be Hank Hill on testosterone mode?
Like, I want to be jumping over lawn mowers, wrestling neighbors, and fucking my wife with some good dick, ya feel me?
>>37244045
you sucked dick on your first day? mirin rate of progression
>>37244059
never ever heard of an mtf who turned out to be a 100% fully functioning individual after transitioning
even if they pass completely theyre still fucked in the head in some other way than wanting to be grills
>>37244052
what youre describing doesnt exist
>>37244099
Jerrbears is there a guidebook or cliff notes on this? I don't want to be awkward weird dude in the room tomorrow who spills his no homos everywhere. W2C "g4p 4 dummies"
>>37244099
I've been so misinformed
All these years
BIMBO YOU BETTER HAVE BEEN SAYING YOUR NO HOMOS LIKE A NUNS HAIL MARY'S SO WE CAN HAVE STRONK SCIENCE EXPERIMENT
>>37244012
What part of canada are you from?
Ill ride my polar bear to your place, is heroin & anavar a working equivilant of chocolates & flowers?
>>37244116
Nah I just fapped. Shooting a threesome tomorrow wish me luck.
>>37244137
I say no homo after every cock throb. Are we actually creating science, no homo?
>>37244104
But that wasn't cause of death. We can guess what led up to that but doing roids and drugs didn't kill him, having a bum heart and doing roids and drugs killed him.
>>37244072
Tell me why.
>>37244074
I need arguments brah
>>37244085
>1:no
i've seen what masT wrote about the acne, once you come off it is legit suicidal tier.
>inb4 accutane
that shit has side effects too, i dont want to fall into a loop where i take 100 drugs because everything has side effects.
>2. no
if your gyno developes, you only get rid of it by surgery, who the fuck wants to go through that shit?
>3rd no
i've seen someone saying here, his blood pressure gets so high he's scared to workout on hot days
>>37244128
good base would be:
1. shake everyones hand and firmly state that youre not gay before starting
2. cross yourself every time someone cums
3. wear a crucifix and kiss it every 5 minutes or so
4. no kissing other dudes
5. no ball fondling
beyond that just treat it like the shrek sequels: completely devoid of emotion and done strictly for money
>>37244149
godspeed
>>37244202
hey... shrek 2 was good
>>37243891
mirin
>>37244059
>>37244099
>>37244137
>>37244128
my fucking sides
>>37244052
Test and nandrolone.
I would start with 200mg test and 200mg nandrolone. Up the nandrolone and food 100mg monthly to keep growing.
I like to keep test low and increase nandrolone for size since it aromatizes way less, giving you less estrogen to worry about.
Masteron and proviron are safe. DHTs are awesome, unless you'reprone to male pattern baldness. DHTs = dryness, libido, and some strength and size(mainly with masteron)
Stay away from orals and tren mainly. And make your cycle so you that you don't need to use aromatase inhibitors or other ancillaries often.
>>37244107
Ugh just go buy test e from pharmacom or something I cba
>>37244116
Yeah that's true
This was an extra special case of cray imo
Without my degenerate ecstacy habits at the time they'd probably have been less appealing anyway
>>37242365
Softmilkykitty on tumblr. She's breh level.
>>37244285
Would nandrolone alone do the job aswell?
I am prone to both acne and male pattern baldness.
> on 500 mg DNP + extreme diet, down 10 lbs in 3 days
> new indents on calfs, arms, and quads
> going full /fraud/ because obsessed with experimenting; bulge enhancement edition
> stealthformen.com
> $38.50 inc. shipping w/ promo STEALTH10
> custom fitted to your dick
Girls seem to have the sneaky ability to check out your shoes, bulge, muscles, and every inch of your clothes without you noticing. Many of them feel the irrational need to lie about it, but they all do. Shoes mean a lot, maybe ESTP will explain. I met a girl and not a minute later, she knew that my black dress shoes wouldn't get me into the club. It was dark and I didn't see that bitch look down once.
> reddit.com/r/sex/comments/1a7zvx/ladies_do_you_check_out_the_bulge_like_we_check/
They care. Within a second they will have judged your clothes, shoes, bulge, teeth, shoulder-to-hip ratio, and cortisol/testosterone levels. It is impossible to fake alpha natty. They know.
Regardless, I'm going to try this shit out and will post results. Still looking for size 14 shoe lifts that treat plantar facilities.
>>37244147
I was about to say 'not the part you're from' but I scrolled down and saw heroin and anavar so here's my exact address, SIN, place of work etc
Serious though absolutely no one is from the province I live in rn
>>37244167
Well it's an experiment so we won't know until you've cocked me to success I guess
I've not exactly got a PhD
>>37244178
I'm too lazy to even copy paste Google shit can't you just use Google instead of getting us to convince you to do test which is exactly what hanky boy was taking anyway
Ais pct accutane etc deal with sides you might not even experience esp on a basic test cycle
Bottom line is there's no way for us to know how your body will react til you do eet
It's not like sides happen over night people who go bald get gyno rank acne etc generally let it happen and don't act right away to nip the problem in the bud
>>37244329
I completely forgot I'd asked, cheers anon you fucking legend
>>37244387
>let's ask the autsy sociopath explanation for girls social norms
Sorry senpai it's a miracle I even wear clothes
My best guess is because when she puts on an outfit she thinks of every little matching detail to avoid scrutiny from other women. Since women can be emotional and nitpicky feefee destroyers she's built up a offense/defense based on shallow fashion choices. As a result she's also hyper critical of your entire outfit down to little deets like the shoes, esp since if she's seen with you, your lack of full coord will be seen as a narcissistic failure reflected onto her
Or maybe she just likes shoes idk I go out in a hoodie and sweatpants if it's not to see someone I want to fuck
Hey guys, new here.
When you go on a roid vacation to a country where that stuff is legal:
1: How do you actually get access to the steroids?
Im going to poland, i dont speak polish, and just like the russians, the polish people barely speak english either. Like not even a bit.
2: Would it be safe and easy to buy a cycle worth of test and just go back to your home country if you are by car?
I mean its not like people will rip apart my car and search for drugs when i pass the border.
I dont want to stay in poland for weeks just to finish my cycle
>>37244514
1. Research about the area you're going to and find pharmacies that stock what you need
Get some translations written down so you can just show them what you're after, or learn how to say it if you want to go wild
2. Depends the legality of possession in the country you're going in to, if it's illegal it would be up to you to determine if you're willing to risk it, you'd probably be fine but you never know
Or just order them online and save yourself the trip
>>37244514
As long as you're not Muslim I doubt border patrol people give two shits. Especially if you're going between Schengen countries.
>>37244551
In the country im going to (poland) steroids are legal.
In the country im going BACK to (so where i live currently) steroids are illegal.
I thought buying online is basically a One-Way ticket to jail?
Can police not easily trace it back?
Its not like in merica here where people dont give a shit about you taking steroids. Here in germany people are pretty autistic about stuff like this.
>>37244578
I do give off a southern vibe, but im pale white so i guess im fine
>>37244466
ESTP, bby
Why does my dick crave crazy?
>>37244466
> implying all women aren't sociopaths
The fact that you give this logical analysis instead of telling me about what women actually desire in shoes implies that you have a feminine penis. All women care about inane bullshit like shoes.
Hit me up if you want aryan genius children or you want me to suck that feminine penis.
>>37244661
I'm pretty sure going Schengen to Schengen means that you're not checked at all. If you keep the stuff in your personal belongings they probably won't search it. They're more focused on terrorism nowadays.
>>37244739
>That picture
So basically if you have any complaint you probably have celiac? Cool.
>>37244746
I dont know what Schengen to Schengen means.
Also were you talking about online shops now or my planned roid vacation.
Kinda confused because i replied to 2 people
>>37244661
I meant research the specific area in Poland you're going to, so you can plan your trip from other people's positive experiences
Nah try find a domestic source and you should be alright
>>37244662
Your penis mistakes risk for passion?
Taking that perceived risk makes your body release endorphins?
You're a little damaged yourself and crazy seems like a better bet than normies?
Pick any combo idk
>>37244770
Germany and Poland are both countries in the Schengen area. It's an agreement between EU countries allowing for freedom of travel between them.
Are you Army or AF?
>>37244739
>aryan genius children
>feminine penis
So do you have a masculine vagina or how does this work in our hypothetical situation
Tbf something about the lack of empathy and depthful emotions does alienate you from the full girls sleep over experience socially
Initially, at least
>>37244811
>Germany and Poland are both countries in the Schengen area. It's an agreement between EU countries allowing for freedom of travel between them.
Oh thats what you mean. Yeah im aware about it, didnt know it was called Schengen.
Would that make it even easier to bring home some steroids from my vacation? You make it sound like thats an obstacle.
>Are you Army or AF?
Im really sorry to annoy you, but i dont know the general 4chan slang. I have no idea what you are asking me :/
>>37243581
Cuz you're a fertile young lady who needs a proper dicking
>>37244828
Wait wtf are you a guy/girl/trap?
Pics???
>>37244868
>fertile young lady
Makin dat grandma bod blush
Only half way to menopause with that positive outlook
>>37244896
Quick bend over and spread we only have 20 years to impregnate you
Love a bitch who begs for creampies:3
>>37244885
I'm a girl it's just a joke that I'm secretly a man/trap/whatever
Or some people are skeptical I'm really a girl because no grills Internet and I haven't posted tits or something etc
Whatever pretend I'm whatever
>>37244922
>tfw not bf won't cream pie you anymore because he knows first hand what you're like and fears possibility of knocked up
It's amazing he manages to pretend to desire my not companionship on a day to day basis desu
It's too bad fraud doesn't have one big get together then it can be like a lottery and we can all go on maury to guess the stronk experiment to be father
Weaklings need not apply
>>37244993
I'm a 5'7 70kg manlet
Want my seed? :^)
>>37244993
One night a dozen fraud manlets are gonna break into your house and run train
>>37244993
Yo estp I need a fit gf to make that jewtube money. Christian gooseman whored out Nikki blackketter and made guap. Let's be a fake natty power couple and take on the piano man and his fob wife. We'll split the money 60-40
>>37245035
Do you have a good jaw
>>37245120
Yep
>>37245151
Coach I thought you'd never ask
Consider it a deal
MK677
Who's tried it?
Looking for improved sleep, tightening skin, and of course lbm gain and fat loss.
I'm thinking of doing a 2 month test run.
>>37245323
Works great for all of the above. It is not an amazing fat loss drug but in conjunction with other compounds it is amazing. I sell MK on ebay if you want a legit tested source.
>>37244848
Lol nevermind I thought you were an American stationed in Germany.
>>37245367
Sure, link me up.
name@secure
>>37245317
>yep
Tell me more about this new fetish of yours
Going to actually lift. Pretty weak rn after basically no lifting for a year.
>>37245398
Just search for item # 262425598663
Lads, I suffer from terrible gyno, and I've had it for years. It's crushed my already self conscious being into smitherenos. I'm about to buy tamoxifen citrate and administer 40 ml a day for 6 months. There are numerous studies on it shrinking pre existing gyno.
I want to buy it off of bluesky, is that a legit place to get some? Or somebody please steer me in the right path.
>>37243473
She's fucking hideous, dude. Don't take this the wrong way, but are you good looking or what?
>>37244409
Buckle up for a successful cocking
>>37243265
Got a letter today,sucks to be me i guess
>>37245151
Pm'd your reddit.
>>37245440
Is anybody gonna respond I need to fix preexisting gyno.
Letro or nolvadex?
>>37245440
I am no expert but my understanding is once the breast tissue has developed and become enlarged you have to have surgery to remove it. No amount of drugs can make it go away, they can only prevent it from becoming larger.
>>37245562
They have done studies over numerous months that have even shown complete reduction and gynecomastia in men. I'm going to go ahead and roll the dice and start taking the tamoxifen citrate it's much much cheaper than surgery but thank you for your input
>>37245686
That won't do anything. Nolva only blocks estrogen at the chest receptor sites. It won't reduce existing gyno.
You want Ralox.
>>37245697
Is it more aggressive and is it oral? I'm even hesitating to pin myself in the ass
>>37245807
Yes duh you baby, if a twink can take a dick you can stick a thin metal tube in your ass.
>>37244149
Is one of them a chick at least?
>>37245697
nah. ppl have bombes asin, nolva, ralox, etc.
some of them work for pre pubertal gyno, some work for post. mostly it depends on the individual. its a dice throw.
Went to accupuncture today (moms request) fucking back and calf hurt so much I skipped leg day. I have something called periodic limb movement disorder, where I partially wake up every 2 minutes from being a spaz when I sleep, and this guy assured me my sleepiness would resolve itself it I just go paleo.
Pretty frustrated this costed like $150 for some manlet to ruin my workout, and give me bad advice. Ive done paleo before when I was a newfag and all it did was stall my progress in training.
Guess back to self medicating with tren and cocaine
>>37246037
Yes it's super common to bring in a woman to fuck on a g4p set
>>37246104
periodic limb disorder sounds like a brain problem
>>37246104
>self medicating with tren and cocaine
Sounds like a bad combo breh, just ask Zyzz
As for the acupuncture I have always wanted to try it, sucks that it did not work for you.
>>37246104
Sounds common. There are certain types of non serious seizures people get when falling asleep; an arm jump, a foot twitch. It happens to me often and I see it happen a lot in my ex. If it's persistent enough to wake you try 750mg gaba before bed.
>>37246139
Not sure if sarcasm.
>>37246164
The movement occurs 41 times an hour, 31 of which are associated with some arousal.
Doesnt actually wake me up I sleep like a rock, but it apparently brings me out of that deep resting sleep.
Thanks Ill look into the gaba, I got prescribed sinemet (levodopa) to take before bed but that stuff scares me
>>37246191
It's just l dopa acting as a dopamine agonist helping to ensure you don't break out of REM cycles. Really can't hurt to use it as prescribed though you may need carbidopa.
>>37246211
Yeah the sinemet has ldopa and carbidopa. I was reading about young patients who use it are at a higher risk of developing dyskinesia or dopamine dysregulation disorder, which is why its usually used a last resort for parkinsons. Maybe the dose is significantly lower?
My doc just told me to take 1-3 before bed indeffinitely
>>37246262
Id listen to him.
>>37246267
Bimbo, any tips for cutting while on tren/test/dbol? Eating at a surplus right now and I'm towards the end of my cycle almost, want to take advantage of the shit.
Cardio? (I cant run for shit dude) or dnp? Or take some sarm out there i dont know of
>>37246306
PSMF for 3/4 weeks. Fasted cardio in the am with some peptide bonded aminos, to maintain nitrogen balance.
I don't use cutting agents I just manipulate nutrient timing and portion control. Fasting, fasted cardio, and intra workout carbs are pretty much my staples. I pretty much only introduce carbs when my body can use them efficiently i.e. Insulin spike post workout to drive aminos.
>>37246346
what are some examples of shit you eat on PSMF?
>>37246398
chicken and broccoli
broccoli and chicken
chicken and chicken
broccoli and broccoli
maybe some chicken and broccoli too
>>37246443
>>37246398
Casein throughout the day
Whey hydrolysate post workout
1.5-2 lbs fish for dinner
Casein before bed
It's usually like 350-400g protein
>>37246463
OH plus munching on leafy greens literally all day after 2pm which is when my fast ends
>>37246463
Not him but I've never had casein before. Should I start taking it? How effective is it?
>>37246477
>>37246494
Hey man I rarely even drink regular protein shakes. The only supplements I use are roids.
>>37246477
Sure it's non insulinogenic and just allows a slow steady stream of aminos into the blood stream over 6-8 hours. Good for when you aren't eating often.
>>37246526
I don't know what aminos do. I mean I know that they are majorly important in the regeneration and repair of cells, especially muscle, but how would it help generally? Will it sate my hunger?
>>37246463
>no carb casein
Where?
Hows this for PSMF?
Chicken and Broccoli x 2
Vanilla Protein Milkshake x 2
Comes up to
54g Carbs
42.1g Fat
244.1g Protein
1570.9 Calories
