who here /failure/?
>finally get a job interview
>the job was probably shit but still, it would have given me a chance of moving out of my parents' basement
>it was close to a crossfit box which is probably my only chance of doing oly
>didn't wake up
>sent an email asking if the inverview can be rescheduled
>probably won't respond
i'm gonna be a bagboi at the albertsons near my gym
that's the dream anyway
>>37210518
Dude.
You need to look at every aspect of your life and make changes. This is just a symptom of a larger problem.
why would you send a fuckin email?
call them you dumbass
>>37210554
>554▶
>why would you send a fuckin email?
>call them you dumbass
this
>>37210554
>>37210596
nobodys gonna hire a guy that missed an interview, unless he makes up some fake documents saying he was in a car crash or someone died
There's being a failure.
And then there's you.
What the fuck OP
"Didn't wake up"
Is your sleep more important than the job you wanted? More important than that fucking crossfit gym? I hope that one extra hour of sleep was worth it, you deserved it, really. Doing absolutely nothing at all must be exhausting.
Be a man and walk into the store and tell them why you missed it and how you're a lazy sack of shit that they obviously shouldn't hire.
You lack everything it takes to be successful.
>be 26
>never taught responsibility growing up
>trying to teach it to myself in my mid 20s
>somewhat intelligent
>only jobs I've had were all shit
>no "real" job experience
>afraid the rest of my life I'll be a loser
>thinking of going back to school to make something of myself
>every day is a nightmare
>still manage to get laid on a regular basis, so that's pretty cool I guess
>>37210518
You shouldn't have bothered emailing them, you missed the interview, you're a big No Hire.
>>37210667
If you go to school you better have a solid idea of where you're going goal wise or you'll just be spinning your wheels and hating it as much as you do right now.
>>37210667
Join the army before it's too late
>>37210706
What's the maximum age? I mean, I'll do it.
I'm turning 23 and will just barely be finishing my lower division courses in college next year. All my friends have graduated or are graduating. Not a good feeling.
>>37210667
go back to college, dude. There's people in my classes in their 30s and 40s. It's kinda like starting the gym, you're never too old to improve your life.
>>37210725
42 without prior service
>choose a job you can use outside the military
>dont fall for combat meme
Gives you alot od pride while your in, other faggot bitch POG dudes look up to you and shit, but no practical job translation outside of service
Go bill pays your housing allowance as well as tuition
>i get $1000 month that i attend school
>gunna be a broke summer though
Do it faggot
>>37210518
if it was for a shit job who cares, there are hundreds of those. go apply to another one and don't fuck it up again.
>>37210725
I think it's over 32 or something.
26 isn't TOO old but you will be the old guy.
If you have a clean background and are physically fit(ish) you'll be fine
Seriously seek a 68C (licensed practical nurse) or 68W (medic) MOS. those are the alphanumeric job identifiers. You'll have to score relatively high on the ASVAB but as a 68C (LPN) going RN is very easy, and very good money civilian side.
>>37210743
Me too man. Kind of shitty, but all the freshman girls are always a nice perk.
Jesus how? If I have a something important on i'm awake at least 2 hours earlier than I have to be, just incase. Get your shit together OP
>>37210518
>>didn't wake up
nigga
Not OP, but does anyone have those "get your life together" copypasta or photo guides?
>>37210596
in my defense the whole thing was set up via email.
>>37210546
yes I know, that's what I'm trying, thanks.
>>37210518
>be undergrad senior 2 years prior
>apply to tutoring job
>corresponds with interviewer over texts
>he tellsme that he will schedule interview in a week
>no response
>I move on and accepts job offer from another interview I've nailed
>about a few months later the original guy texts back asking for an interview
>mfw essentially told him to fuck off
>have exam in 2 days
>Tfw I know I won't study enough for it even though I have time
The cognitive dissonance is real bros. My conscious mind knows what I have to do, but my subconscious deploys zero motivation or drive. Not sure where the light at the end of the tunnel is.
>Dropped out of uni because lazy cunt
>Got a dead end factory job
>Take up smoking, drink and MDMA multiple times a week
>Waste years
>Decide to get my life in order
>Quit everything
>Start lifting
>Go back to uni
>Graduate next year
>Still see friends from highschool a fair bit cause we all go to music events
>Every single one of them making like 90k+ now.
>mfw i'm so far behind
Big time.
>find purpose in undergrad when a professor believes in me
>want to become a professor too
>bust my ass for 3 years
>get recruited to top grad school
>come here and the project I was supposed to do has no funding
>live in a shithole with schizo guy who threatens to kill me all the time
>fail classes because I don't sleep and don't know what I'm doing with my life
>join group I don't want to
>get fed up and quit
>no other group wants me or can afford me
>I get terminated from the program at the end of this month and they stop paying me
Started lifting to force endorphin production because I want to kill myself.
>be 24
>only worked when I was 18 since then nothing
>had about 4 jobs in my life
>push women away and never had a GF afraid a woman would sneer when she saw my situation
>didn't pay attention to math classes so I can't get free Uni scholarship and family can't pay courses or some trade school
>stuck in a life of doing nothing
>start lifting to get some control of my life
>but everything else is just broken
I am fascinated by couples, must be nice
>>37210518
>25-years-old
>just now getting my bachelor's degree
>haven't had a job better than security/customer service ever
>still living at my parents place (though they don't want me to move out)
>have only ever had 3 gfs
>never had a relationship over a month
>haven't been on a date in over a year
>>37210769
>>37210764
did you see anyone who made it in with a ged, not op
>>37211640
join the union and work for life bub
>>37210914
It's not about you vs them. It's about you vs the old you.
If you hadn't have turned your life around you'd still be a miserable sack of shit. You might be 'behind' your peers but you're ahead of your old self by a mile.
>>37211674
ive had 3 "relationships" that ended in less than a week, fucked one them though so theres always that
I wnat /r9k/ to leave and take their sympathy party with them
Don't worry, I'm 23 with a house and two cars making more money than I need and I'm still unhappy. It gets better, but then you acclimate and become dissatisfied again and there's no way to stop it ever.
We're all gonna make it brah
>>37212750
>Cardio burns fat, lifting builds muscle
>>37211741
Well, yeah. Better that than nothing.
>mfw the high point of my love life is taking a girl's virginity
>>37210764
this.
join engineering, or sappers if army, to get a paid education
I`d recomend air force, they have a bunch of fun stuff to play with
>>37212967
>tfw in order to study as an engineer/officer in the army I first need to pay for the 3 years I've wasted in state-funded college back to the state
it's all fair and all, I'm no socialist, but that's like 6 whole paychecks.
doable if I were to stay with my parents once I get a job again, but that simply isn't going to happen.
>>37212750
this doesn;t werk
>>37213687
test
>>37210883
use a pomodoro timer, this one https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.wlxd.pomochallenge&hl=en
it berates you for not working
>>37213720
Pretty based app, thanks.
>>37210554
Email communication has been vital in every interview I've done post college.
Only exceptions were more traditional big companies, which would have sucked to work at.
>>37210518
>>37211674
Nigga, I'm 24 and I've never been in a relationship in my life, period.
I wish I had relationships that lasted for a month.
I'm also a college dropout and I've been a NEET for like years, though I got fired from my factory job somewhere in those four years because I kept falling asleep on the job.
Stop whining.
>>37216395
yeah I feel you. Is getting harder to live now that even video games are shit.
>>37216519
Video games keep me going still, I hope I don't lost interest in those too.
>>37211674
I went from 18-24 without a gf or even hooking up with someone
At 24 things turned around and I hooked up with some bitches and then met a gf I've been dating since and I'm 26 now
I was in complete despair I had gone 7 years without even a kiss I felt like a loser and had a couple times I considered an hero, but it all changed
Keep your head up I believe in you!
>>37216608
you're still priviledged compared to some people like >37216519
>>37210518
>graduate recently
>agree to get married to my gf
>she asks about that man with the funny voice that I watch on youtube all the time
>show her scooby
>she calls him a fag
>get into a huge fight, because I learned a lot about weight loss and probably saved my life
>she walks out and has returned my calls in about a day
who /dead on the inside/ here
>>37217412
He is a fag tho, anon.
