>Working at a pizza place
>Hosting kid's birthday party in our banquet room
>Go to clear refuse off of the table of family having party, overhear conversation by 12 year old girl and lard ape aunt
>little girl is explaining to her aunt what the fitness tracker she just received for her birthday does
>Excitedly explains that among other things it tracks the number of steps you take
>Little girl enthusiastically shows her the screen but fatshit aunt stops her
>Begins to address the little girl in a condescending, almost angry tone
>"I don't need something to track the number of steps I take every day. That's not going to help me with anything, it's just going to stress me out more and I don't need anymore stress in my life. With that thing tracking my steps, just going to stress me out over how many I've taken or need to take. And I don't know about steps, but I bet I walked at least two miles at that place yesterday. I walked up and down [nearby city] and I don't need that thing to tell me that I must have walked over TWO miles."
>At this point little girl is obediently staring at her aunt like she feels like she did something wrong
>When the aunt is done speaking to her she turns away and ceases to interact with the little girl who then slowly shuffles back over to the other kids with her head down
>Fatty aunt continues to stuff pizza that is literally dripping grease into her fat mouth
>But thank God she's not using any kind of Fitness tracking device or program or the 3000 calories she consumed in pizza, cake, and pop during the party might have stressed her out
>>37189940
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>37189940
>tfw no fat person stories because all the fat people in our country are either ashamed or just dont give a fuck
Closest I got was seeing some fat woman with a tattoo on her face of two cherries that were skull shaped and had lust written on them.
OC for this thread. I made these back in 2012 but felt guilty about them. I do no longer.
>>37190258
More pls.
>>37190279
That's all I've made. I made those after losing 30 pounds thanks in part to /fit/ and experiencing all three of those the scenarios highlighted IRL. Fuck HAES, fuck EYBS, fuck TITP.
>>37190374
Remember back when 300 pounds was enough to prevent a meltdown?
>>37190488
What are they doing to those melons?
>>37190353
When I was fat as fuck going steadily up until I nearly hit 300 I had a terrible case of Pollen allergies.
When I got down to 140, almost all my allergenic reactions were almost completely resolved. Getting pollen in my eyes still fucks me over and if I'm breathing in heavy pollen I'll have a 10 to 30 minute reaction, but that's nothing compared to being crippled for an entire day by it.
Weight loss was so fucking easy and I love the summer now, should have done it sooner.
>>37190591
>tfw you are naturally built for miserable weather and will never be comfortable on hot days
>>37190168
Fatties confirmed for degenerate
>>37190650
They were in colour as well.
>morbidly obese mom in terrible marriage
>finally divorces after 25 years
>losing weight in the gym to look better
>230lbs -> 175lbs
>she's doing great
>suddenly meets a guy
>they hit it off
>it's getting serious
>"if he accepts me like I am, then I don't need to lose more weight"
>still 4'9" 175lbs
>still obese
>she was going to make it
HOW DO I SAVE MY MOM?!
>>37190745
You've got to kill him.
It's the only way.
>>37190745
Gotta get all psyops on his ass. Plant CP on his computer and then tip off the cops. Your mom will drop him in 3 seconds flat. I did this to a coworker once. Got the promotion.
>>37190745
Shouldn't she be just barely more than half that weight at 4'9? That is ridiculously short. Is she North Korean?
>>37190892
Nope. Mediterranean.
>>37190808
No murder.
>>37190838
No federal crimes really.
Yeah she's pretty short but she's not ugly so she never had trouble dating. Even now as an obese whale. It's kinda sickening.
>>37190808
I agree with the skeleton. You have to kill them. Muffle him with a pillow and stab his face with a knife.
>>37190956
Appeal to her guilt. Tell her you want her around for a long time, that you want her to be able to see her grand children.
>sophomore year of hs
>fat girl in horticulture class
>one day everyone is making way into class
>she walks in, everyone visibly gags from stench
>class starts, teacher comes from across the hall
>she walks in, grimaces and says, "I'm leaving the door open, there's a funk in here"
>class' eyes water for an hour
Another time, while eating doritos. You know how people lick the nasty residue from their fingers?
>hambeast eating big bag of Doritos
>licks BOTH sides of each INDIVIDUAL chip
>class watches in disgust, jealous of the ecstasy one human can experience with chips
>she finishes, rubs belly and asks to go to bathroom to wash of cheese residue from hands
>class' mouths are agape as she says, "licking your fingers is nasty"
>>37190503
Interrogation, its a Chinese technique.
>>37189940
Once saw this outside my job. This is a very rare amount of fatness where I live
>>37190976
jesus fucking christ anon you're brutal
>>37190745
honestly just let her know how proud you are of how far shes come with the weightloss. positive messages work best
>>37190745
You don't you treat her real nice until she dies and get dat big inheritance
>>37191110
Guilt = short term gains, long term resentment. Don't do it
>>37191340
This anon gets it
>>37190745
Strong. Then kill.
>>37191233
>>37190168
>tattoos on the face
Why would anybody ever do this
>>37191670
Am I the only one that wants to punch her in the face?
>>37191684
god, i gotta read that pasta again
>>37190277
Is....is that a badly faded tattoo of an orca whale on her 2nd roll?
>>37192070
Now that's insecure as fuck
>>37192142
I imagine doing it every time I hear one of her songs.
>>37192070
>You need to provide an exact food diary of everything I ate in the past week
>probive at least 36 examples of thin people eating the same amounts/foods
Wot. I'm not even sure what they're asking for here. There wouldn't be any thin people eating the same amounts they ate.
>>37192070
Somebody please take her up on this.
>My dad is 275
>always been obese since the 70's
>he can't stand eating late
>eats a snack before a meal every time
>I save all his snack bar boxes for a few months
>he always goes out to get more when he's low
>I trick him into thinking he has a bunch more
>stacks of empty boxes disguised to be full
>he runs out
>fat rage and crying
>he's hungry and he can't stand it
>belittle him and tell him to use some fucking willpower
>he just bitches and complains until dinner is ready
>show him all the empty boxes
>"this is what you eat in just ONE MONTH get it together dad"
>trying to shock therapy him into eating healthy
>backfires
>nothing but fat logic and excuses
Cutting ties soon. Feels rough man. I give him 5 years before he's in a wheelchair permanently, and by then I'll move far away just so I won't need to push him around and be a caretaker or something. Why do they do this to themselves?
>>37192282
Sounds like your old man needs you breh
This is the picture that motivated me to start to lose weight
What about you guys?
>>37192282
Keep at it a little longer, bruv. You owe it to him to try to save his life, even if he's stubborn and childish.
lurking for the image with the boy who cheets in his diet and the doctor caughts the fucker
>>37192599
I fell in love with a shy classmate, at the beginning I was a skinny fat dyel but now I'm getting better, hope I get a date before the end of summer, wish me luck axons :)
>>37192599
For me it was in August 2007 when I was standing in line for ice cream and a car drove by and some guy yelled something about me being a fat fuck.
Thanks whoever you are. You saved my life
>>37192711
welcome man
>>37192090
In this case, throwing yourself in front of a speeding train.
>>37190258
Pretty decent watch imho
>>37192599
Hm... hard to pinpoint an exact moment.
for me it was when I got hit hard with the Freshman 20 after starting college.
I was always a pudgy kid, but then I started to get legitimately fat.
One day on my way out of work, I stopped in the restroom and they had one of those scales where you put in a quarter and get your weight, and what I saw on that scale was a big motivator for me to get serious.
>>37193176
>what I saw on that scale
what did you see
>be me
>be huge pussy hound
>will basically fuck anything that's a 5/10 or higher
>do no-fap because I'm retarded
>suddenly I will literally fuck anything that's warm that has a hole
>hit up this easily 200lb girl with a cute face on POF
>go to her place
>"anon I haven't ate all day" as she's rubbing my dick
>literally have to take a break from foreplay to watch her eat an entire lil caesar's pizza by herself
>amazed and disgusted at the same time
>she finishes and starts blowing me
>I can feel pepper or something burning the inside of my urethra
>"oh god, there's a pepper stuck in my dick"
>busted a nut as quick as I could from fucking her doggystyle with the lights off
>never been so disgusted and embarrassed of myself
>laugh about it now
shiiieeettttt
Two and a half months, down 26 pounds. 74 more to go and I will have a healthy BMI. Sad to say but you guys are the only people in my life that understand, I eat the same stuff every day. One more year and I will finish my associate's in biology and transfer to a four year...and finally be away from the terrible eating habits I was raised with.
![1462804584-20160509[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/5EJOwwS.png "1462804584-20160509[1].png")
>>37192070
>>37193239
Did this.
Only she didn't have a cute face. She was disguusting, had a monobrow and there were hairs growing on her boob.
>fucked her
>make her leave
>am literally sick in the toilet
>put my bedding on a 100 degree wash
>bleach the cup she drank from
>light 10 candles in my room in the hope it will take away her smell
>tfw she texts me and asks if i want to do it again
>>37191110
I can't tell her the grandchildren thing because I'm gay
>>37192282
Ideally you would try to save him and everyone would ride into the sunset together but from experience I would tell you the only person you have to save is yourself. You deserve a life. A life of your own without anyone else's evil put on you.
>>37190498
XDD
>>37193374
>put my bedding on a 100 degree wash
>bleach the cup she drank from
KEK
>>37193217
147 lbs
(I'm a 5'8 grill)
It was the heaviest I've ever been.
>>37193538
I still dont drink from that cup.
It was one of those German beer steins I got when I went to Bavaria. I used to drink beer from that glass
>>37193418
You can adopt, anon.
>>37193374
And yet, you stuck your dick in it.
>>37193558
That is normal slender BMI range, anon. Not sure what your problem was.
Unless you were like, extremely skinnyfat with no muscle mass.
>>37193808
Extremely skinny fat with no muscle mass
>>37193374
>>37193789
This.
What the fuck have you been through.
>>37192151
>>37191684
Could some kind soul post this one?
>>37192139
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDYHWQ6Di2E
>>37193789
This fact legitimately keeps me up at night. It has been 3 months and I still feel dirty.
I imagine this is what rape feels like.
>do you want to do it again sometime?
>>37193664
Just toss it, mate. You can get another.
>>37193863
It changed me as a person. Before I was going out and slaying 1/2 girls a week. Now I have a fwb and can't even look at other girls.
>>37190353
>recovering fatty here
I currently wear a CPAP machine to sleep. I'd love to be able to sleep without it, but I've also had sleeping problems since I was a kid.
Assuming I lose more weight and make it, how can I tell if I don't need it anymore?
>>37190453
That anon is a good anon
>>37193970
Ask your doctor.
>going to local sandwich shop with boyfriend
>get out of car, looking forward to my turkey sandwich
>uh oh hamplanet gets out of her car, with two little hammoons (fatty kids) in gymnastics leotards orbiting behind her
>literally one of her buttcheeks is bigger than both of mine
>skin tight jeans showing every crater on the hamplanet's ass
>kids potbellies popping out of their leotards
>feel bad for fat kids
>then....
>both kids start screaming out 'mmmm bacon!!! Bacon!!!! I smell bacon!!! I want extra bacon!!! Mmmmmm'
>mfw they were walking into a Chinese all you can eat buffet
>Chinese eat bacon?
>nope
>>37193664
NO ANON YOU MUST RECLAIM THY CHALACE
>>37192070
I bet she's real fun at dinner parties
>>37190453
Jesus I hope that's not true. It's one thing to throw away their own health, but to sabotage a friend out of self-shame is just unforgivable.
>>37192260
But she still wouldn't change her lifestyle. You know that. She'd accuse you of whatever and the devour 50 big macs and not give a shit. Better to let her continue killing herself with food.
>>37193664
The cup is clean, now, anon. Consecrate to future use.
From this point forward, your body is a temple, and never again will you sully it with dishonor.
Strive to be the best person you can be, and keep that cup as a symbol, a sacred grail. Only the chosen 10/10 fit qt3.14 may drink of that cup, and only when she has proven herself worthy of your attention.
So how did Romania escape the obesity epidemic that the rest of Europe struggles with?
http://www.worldobesity.org/resources/world-map-obesity/?map=overview-women
>>37191180
That's top shelf Kek
>>37192599
The single thing that motivated me was my dad, who lost from 400 lbs down to about 220. One day he bought a shirt that was a smaller size than I wore. When a guy previously twice your size is wearing smaller clothes it's time for a change
> be socially awkward autist gril
> be NEET (not by choice)
> live way the fuck up north
> very isolated
> lose myself in working out and training to get through the winter months and boredom of unemployment
> get a job
> get partnered up with coworker A
> coworker A is massive, at least 400 lbs and climbing
> However 'A' works hard and doesn't slack
> she is funny and smart and we share a lot of interests
> 'A' encourages me to go to college and get a STEM degree
> she is one of the few women I've met who is not super competitive/intimidating to socialize with
> a total senpai
> 'A' starts inviting me over to her house
> I realize that she eats nothing but prepackaged desserts, greasy takeout, and chips
> her husband is a /fit/izen but also a feeder and scared that she will leave him
> 'A' is always offering me oreos and chips
> I tell her I have a medical condition and have to be on a special diet
> I only prepare my own food
> over the next few weeks I watch as 'A' continues to gain weight
> she is one of the smartest people I have met, but still blinded by fatlogic
> somehow she has absorbed every scare tactic justification pop culture has thrown at her for eating junk food and avoiding exercise
> I feel like I am watching her slowly kill herself
> meanwhile I am too ashamed of my furnitureless poverty hole to invite 'A' over
> I am too ashamed that I have no other hobbies or life but working out and sports
> she moved to the next town over and we were out of touch for a couple weeks
> I take the opportunity to stop answering her calls or emails after that
> the town is hella close, not inconvenient at all
> just can't deal with watching her disease get worse
> and thinking about her watching my disease get worse
feels bad, anons
>>37190488
jesus christ the people making these things can't speak english
>>37190636
tfw 4 months till the air itself doesn't make me sweat
>>37194807
What's the problem? It's half a conditional, but the other half is supposed to be the image under the text.
>>37194710
If this is true...some where, some person posting on this board is a feeder.
He is probably fapping to the pics in this thread as we speak.
But anon claims to be a girl on the internet, so we can safely say this is not true.
>>37194710
L O N D O N
O
N
D
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https://www.buzzfeed.com/juniperbug/18-controversial-facts-about-being-fat-that-you-ne-f59x?utm_term=.aoolM5ROKE#.xcPbBD57eR
wew
>>37194710
Don't be a bitch and just abandon a friend like that
>>37191233
High test
>>37192599
I was in the middle of picking up my 2nd take out order of Chinese food that day. Each order was maybe 4 hours apart and each was to the tune of around 4.500 calories. Close to $23 each "meal" too. The food wasn't even that good and I hated myself the entire time.
That was 4 years and 155lbs ago. Down to 300lbs now. 70lbs to go.
>>37195312
Damn. Good job, keep it up
>>37195207
yeah, I know it is a terrible thing to do
I'm trying to figure out how to repair the relationship
>>37194963
I think he has a problem with "unfitting"
>>37195189
Two of those first 4 comments were by fat women with Tumblr glasses
>>37193970
Do a repeat sleep study after losing 10 kg or so.
Source: medfag
>>37192159
I thought it was tissue going necrotic but I think you're right here
>>37195312
Unless you are 7 feet tall, you've got more than 70lbs to go. I don't want to be mean or discourage someone that has come so far, but I think that once you reach 230, you will realize that you need to go further, and also get rid of the skin which will weigh quite a bit as well.
>>37195207
STFU toxic people are toxic, run the fuck away.
exert yourself for blood relatives or trublu friends.
>>37195382
it's not, you're just leaving behind a person on a train to hell, do you want to be on that train? if so why?
>>37195503
I'm 6'4". Just shy of 6'5". I'll look a hell of a lot better at 230 than the 450 I was at. And I intend to get skin removal surgery when I'm done. The extra skin will account for 15lbs easily.
>>37192599
I moved out of my parents house and my new apartment had a full sized mirror in my bedroom. I had never seen myself naked full frontal. it was vial
You're welcome to hate, but this is more my... fat person fascination story
>out with the bf for lunch at the local thai restau
>I eat meat but really like tofu, gimme dat tofu soup and spicy tofu with bamboo shoots
>waiting for our food, really big guy walks in
>he is The Big Guy
>tall, late 40s or mid 50s, looks like he'd actually be kinda handsome if he were a normal weight
>he sits down, orders some app and "last week's special, the kitchen will know"
>must be a regular
>finishes what looked like chicken satay
>gets up and rumbles to the bathroom
>hmm, I must investigate this further
>chowin down, he offers us a spice caddy as there isn't one on our table
>no thanks, but hmm, politeness and willingness to share food paraphernalia?
>a rare specimen
>finishes off another plate of food
>...goes to the bathroom again
>we leave before I can gather more intel
That was encounter #1
>>37193318
god speed anon, make us proud.
>4 years back be at uni
>suite that has 3 rooms, 2 bedrooms, 1 living room
>suitemate in other bedroom is 400lb omega party tubby
>he likes drinking alot
>he brings over a date
>hamplanet butterball whos weight starts with a 2
>ok whatever, he likes to fuck anything witha pussy i guess
>we all start drinking
Mind you we bought 4 cases of beer and some fireball
>fast foward an hour or two
>hes asleep on the couch while me and butterball are drinking and talking
>i get up to put away weed i had into my room
>she follows me inside room
>deargod.jpeg
>she presses against me and says i look cute af
>my eyes widen
>"man im tired im calling it a day"
>start leading her out the door as quickly as i could to the living room
>i see my friend twitching
>butterball says how she gona get home
>friend wakes up and starts throwing up all over the floor
>litteral waterfall of a gallon of fast food and beer mix comes out to the floor
>"l-let me drive her home anon"
>lolno
I drive her home in my friends car because fuck that. Aint having her sleep with me. Oh hell no.
>>37195623
Encounter #2
>getting pho at the vietnamese joint
>first time having it, great stuff, bit carb heavy for my taste
>I'm facing the door
>look up after a noodle slurp
>it's him... The Big Guy
>alone, again
>sits down and orders
>finishes what must have been an app
>...goes to the bathroom
>what the fuck, there's no way he's that big and bulimic
>finishes his entree
>GOES TO THE FUCKING BATHROOM AGAIN
>does he... does he just immediately shit after every plate?
>leave before I can gather more data
I seriously want to strike up a conversation with this guy. What mysteries does the bathroom hold?
>>37195650
Asian food gives me the shits, like within minutes of the first bite. I'm not saying he has diarrhea, but I do.
>>37194963
Unfit is not a verb.
>>37195783
That's true, but "unfitting" is an adjective according to MW, Dictionary.com, Oxford, and Collins.
>>37190168
reminded me
>working at mcdonald's
>woman like pic related comes in, with droopier tits
>wearing a more revealing outfit than this, with tattoos of two male names (children?) on both shoulders in THE JOKERMAN FUCKING FONT
>coworker from eastern Africa casually remarks that the muslims in his country would have beheaded her on sight
>>37193489
Ya know... I think I'll find a way to live with this "inconvenience"
>>37192599
I see pictures of performers I like that are pretty attractive, and it motivates me to want to look as good as they do.
Granted, a few are slim as hell and I don't think I could ever get bone skinny but eh, one step at a time.
>>37192599
My mom bought a set of dumbbells when I was like 15. I started to train with them as a hobby and idk I started to like it. That feeling that you're improving and getting stronger was new for me.
I was overweight and a lazy fuck, I could spend tons of money on junk food and sit on my computer all day long.
I'm glad I snapped out of it, now I'm the only one that uses that set of dumbbells. That sense of accomplishment feels so good
Skinny people can't get fat : ^ )
https://kateharding.net/2007/05/08/yes-i-like-gina-kolata/
>>37195595
Nigga u fat
but u wont b 4ever :)
>>37195650
MSG in alot of asian foods cause you to have to shit after eating some.
>>37195747
Pho is just rice noodles, meat, veggies and broth. Don't knock it till you try it its hella dank
>>37193808
Average girl should be in the 120s. Even at her height.
>>37196230
On what planet?
In the modeling industry, in film and television
Working with female athletes as patients I can tell you that at 5' 8" and 147 a lot of them would be considered too lean to be healthy.
Girls with a larger skeletal frame and moderate fitness level could still be considered quite slim at that weight.
By most modern ways of calculating a healthy weight, the 120s would be way too low. Maybe if she freakishly delicate and Asian, and has little muscle mass, it could be considered healthy.
>>37196283
Nigger I'm 5'9'' and I weigh 110, by your logic I should be a walking skeleton
>>37196332
but you are
>>37196332
you are
like not even him
post pics skellybro
>>37196354
this
>>37196332
Post pics.
>>37196332
1.) You are male. The formulas used to determine healthy weight ranges are not the same for males and for females
2.) yes, you should be a walking skeleton
Sweet Jesus, how old are you? Do you have osteoporosis?
Google "BMI calculator" and punch in your numbers
You are juuuuuust above what is considered dangerously underweight or anorexic...in all but one population.
And that population is teenage boys during a growth spurt. I'm guessing you are also underage?
>>37195189
That is dangerous, I can see now why fat people think they know it all. 'It was on the internet, therefore its true and im right!"
>>37192599
For me, it all started in in the summer going from 7th grade to 8th grade. I had a silly ass middle school crush that I wanted to impress but I noticed I was chubby, halfway into the summer, I dug out only one 15 lb dumb bell and worked my way from there. Halfway through 8th grade, I started to go to my high school's weight room with a nifty schedule. By the start of my freshmen year, I could bench 185 lb and up as that year progressed, was also a football guy. Also another contributor that made me start that early was because I also noticed my school mostly had scrawny, overweight, weak kids and I didn't want to be like them.
>these dumb fucking cunts
life is only short because you're obese
>>37196846
I don't understand Tumblr gifs.
WHY DOES THIS NEED TO BE IN MOTION
>>37196865
It's a tween thing, anon.
>>37196865
How else would you know what they're saying?
>>37192694
You fuked up by falling in love before getting a date. That's a one-way ticket to heartbreak. Jus sayin
>>37193318
good on you my niggasaurus rex killem
>>37196969
Can confirm.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=KMGUmcveQeg
>>37193197
You know she was so proud of that, he'll her website has "militant" in it
> This'll show that skinny bitch
> I'm big AND beautiful
>>37194710
What the heck is a feeder?
>>37197025
Someone that likes fat chicks and actively encourages them staying/getting fat. This includes feeding them.
>>37197025
Someone who purposely over-feeds another to keep them from leaving them. In this situation, her husband is purposefully over-feeding his wife to prevent her from getting /fit/ and leaving him for someone better.
Guys, guys.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tM1LFFxeKg
Working out - deliberately damaging your body to grow larger. You are literally hurting your body by doing exercises. You must hate yourself to do that.
But by being fat you are in love with yourself, no stress on body, just love and care.
Why HAES not talking about this at all? It is a goldmine and it is true.
>>37197062
I've never had a GF but people do this?
>>37197073
I'm guessing you've never had a job, either.
People absolutely stab each other in the back for insane reasons.
>>37197092
Wait I do have a job, what do you mean?
>>37190745
Satisfy her in a way no man ever could. Then tell her it won't happen again until she quits being a fat fuck. You're welcome.
>>37197102
Some men have such low self esteem that they keep their girlfriends fat so that they won't be courted by better men than them.
Kind of like how your girlfriend wants you to quit the gym so that a better cardio bunny won't try to steal you away.
>>37197073
Absolutely. It's something insecure people do. Ultimately, they're afraid their partner will leave them if they're fit.
>>37193239
god damn anon
that shit seems hella nasty
>>37194710
I know this feel...both my best friends from college are fat af and getting worse...one ha a goddamn clot and almost died but has reverted back to fatness already...feelsverybadman
>>37197138
That feels like something I would do, how do I get over this paranoia?
>>37197183
Don't be a piece of shit.
There. The paranoia goes away.
>>37195826
lmaooo
>>37197025
Feeder can be fat fetishist.
But also many feeders just want to be in full control. You can't walk, you can't do anything, you are living toy for the feeder now, many feeders - moms and family members.
>>37190374
>tfw im a d1 college football player who weighs 275lbs
check your weight privilege
>>37192282
dont take away his food, give him low cal high volume alternatives. i lost 60 lbs this year by switching all snacks to air popped popcorn and eating soup for lunch/dinner
>>37189940
Normally I only lurk because I'm still DYEL but I've been sitting on these stories for a while.
>Studying abroad last year, arriving in Europe for first time
>Big girl from my campus is in my program, probably 5 foot 6 240lbs
>About 2 or 3 months in, at a party with other classmates
>terrible stench is emanating from somewhere and it gets narrowed down to you know who
>dime qt mentions its probably coming from ham planet's crotch
>everyone disgusted
>have the epiphany with my m8 that in this country the showers pretty tiny, def. can't accommodate someone of her size
>not sure how she's been cleaning herself, probably hasn't
>literally the only obese people in my entire year abroad were other study abroad students (yes from america)
>not to mention all the qt3.14 that put on weight because 'muh pizza and gelato'
Have a whole year of stories about her it was pretty sketch
>>37193789
no but for real this tho
I was on a pier
A fat person was scared her "body" would make a boat sink
>>37191340
No no no no. Women will think that as "He accepts me for who I am"-bullshit. I say threaten the cunt.
>>37195826
>>37195640
TOP
KEK
>>37195623
>>37195650
I must know more.
>>37197183
Be a bigger man than anyone else.
>>37189940
>be pilot, fly small charters, supply drops, etc.
>medevac from remote first nations community.
>landwale won't fit through the airplane door...
>fly back to to grab another plane with bigger door.
>canadian taxpayer pays..
>>37192282
Unless your father is under 5'8", he's not yet in supermorbid obese territory. He may always be a fatass, but if he's been that way since the 70s and there have been no singificant changes for the worse in his diet, he probably won't end up in a wheel chair. His life will probably be much shorter than if he were at a healthy weight though, so you should at least make a few more attempts before you cut off ties with him.
>>37197685
damn anon I've been to a res in Canada that some very distant relatives live on and I have to say Indians are just about the only people who should get a pass on obesity.. The type of food they have access too is absolutely fucked. The equivalent of a grocery store on reservations is like a 711. At this point their cultural food staple has become fry bread, which is literally fried flour and sugar. Type 2 diabetes on reservations is epidemic, as it is on most impoverished places, although the whole 'food desert' thing is even more extreme there. Sorry for the essay
>>37195623
>>37195650
Dude, this.
There was a diner my friends and I used to frequent after work. We'd stop in for coffee after our shift.
Most days I would also see a XXXL couple in there, squeezing into a booth. It would take the woman close to ten minutes to waddle from the front door to the booth, breathing heavily the whole time.
One day, I excuse myself to the ladies' room to deal with the unexpected arrival of Shark Week on the Discovery Channel...
> hear a familiar heavy breathing and scuffling
> realize that she is trying to position herself in the handicap stall to use the toilet
> I've chosen the stall next to her
whathaveidone.jpg
> She starts groaning, making these noises like a cow in labor
> It genuinely startles me
> she is talking to herself, narrating her struggles to try and lower herself onto the toilet without assistance
> I mostly intent on finishing quickly so I can get out of there
> the groans increase in intensity, and become higher pitched
> she is panting now, rapidly, and crying out to her maker
>"OH SWEET JESUS, JESUS...AH...AHH...AAAAAAAAH....SWEET JESUS TAKE ME"
> I start to wonder if I should call the paramedics
> It really sounds like she is dying
>then I hear the unmistakable sound of someone giving birth to an eldritch horror
> "aAAAAAAAHH JESUS HELP ME JESUS HELP ME I AM DYING"
> I finish washing my hands and run out of there
> return to my booth
> friends say I look like I've seen a ghost
> I flag down a waitress and say I think there may be someone who is having a medical emergency in the bathroom
> waitress gives a heavy sigh and an eyeroll
> "No, she's in and out of there three or four times a day"
> I see the door open at the end of the hall, and the large woman waddles out, drenched in sweat and panting
> she makes her way back to her seat and sits down like nothing happened
> she orders a round of cocktails and a 4000 calorie meal
The sounds I heard in that bathroom will haunt me to my dying day.
>>37190258
>mfw this is how most of 50+ years old men look in my country
>>37191684
pls post
>>37190486
Underrated
>>37195595
6'5 215 is still overweight. Keep going, fatty.
>>37197771
Kek
>>37192599
I never liked being fat, but for a long time lacked the motivation to lose weight. One day my parents got a new dog, which I started walking around the neighborhood just because I really liked her and she enjoyed it. I had actually been so sedentary for so long I was actually sore after the first few walks, but I actually liked the soreness because it felt like I accomplished something. After a couple months, someone said they noticed I was losing weight, which was not really my goal, but immediately after that I made the walks longer and included more hilly areas.
>>37196230
well im good then
>115 lbs
>>37197934
how is anorexia working out for you?
>>37197949
im 4"11 so im good
>>37190486
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O74sT4I0Yk0
>>37192237
sad part is faties somtimes copy the diets of fit ppl they know but firget about the workout part
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_rk0iRE59Q
>>37192070
Or yknow, you could just ignore her "rules" and tell her fatass to get some excercise
>>37197459
>the showers pretty tiny,
kek, I live in a house from 1737, my shower is literally a converted closet. I have no choice but to be thin if I want to be clean.
>>37193197
Also looks like she got fatter since this pic (of course) and she's engaged to a nu-male (double of course)
>>37198217
He's fat too. Sounds about right. At least they didn't reproduce yet.
>>37197741
Natives in Canada are shit. There are exceptions but the majority are not intelligent, functioning citizens. Everything is free for them. It's absolutely disgusting. And they will cry "muh racism" at every chance they get.
To contribute:
>grabbing a pre-gym snack with bf at McDicks
>sitting at stop light, waiting for left turn
>see hamplanet in a scooter at crosswalk
>coincidentally native
>has an oxygen pack and is SMOKING
>also on his way to the golden arches
>we didn't go in so I can only imagine what he ordered but god damn
>ladies and gentleman, your tax dollars at work
>>37198280
I hate canadians
>>37198280
Auto correct, you bastard.
*gentlemen
>>37198299
Dude, today I saw a native dude so fucked up
he was walking like I imagine a zombie would
and punching the air. It was 8:30 pm.
>>37198217
Wait. What's this girl's name? I think I know her husband. He wanted to fuck me but I said no because he seemed risky.
>>37189940
>When the aunt is done speaking to her she turns away and ceases to interact with the little girl who then slowly shuffles back over to the other kids with her head down
>>37198280
Right I get that m8 but it would be pretty lame to overlook how disadvantaged they are, before you cry sjw or whatever its really a pretty easy thing to prove statistically. I'm not even talking about an inferiority complex or anything that would make u bootyblasted, but geographically poor people tend to have less access to nutritional food, one of many factors at play in the spiking rates of type 2 diabetes and obesity on reservations.
>>37194496
Poor economy and same shame-based peer pressure as Asian countries despite said impoverishment.
>>37190453
>she probably thinks she's so much better than us. We'll show HER!
Get this fake ass disney channel villain bullshit out of my face. Why would anyone screencap such a lackluster, obviously fake story?
>>37191233
>This is a very rare amount of fatness where I live
Where do you live!? I live in SC and this is barely above average.
>>37193239
>"anon I haven't ate all day"
definitely thought this was going to turn into a blowjob not literally her eating pizza (j+1)fc
>>37191340
>>37190745
And, also, kill your future step dad
>>37194496
We're too busy stealing from one another
>>37194496
Also the self deprecating humour. Fatties make fun of themselves.
But I've seen high school girls that are pudgy and on their way to become closet sized women. Disgusting
>see fat person
>remark how their decisions in life are making them unhealthy
>race home to shitpost on 4chan
>>37198522
This was in a major city. Not a reservation.
>>37193374
>not burning it
it's the only way to be sure
>>37196846
This is fine.
>>37196865
Especially when the text is her talking for probably 15 seconds, but they just loop 2 seconds of it. fucking why???
>>37194496
Don't think there's an obesity problem in Europe.
Apart from the UK, which can be attributed to a cultural problem, eating shit food and having expensive veggies, most of Europe is skinny as fuck.
>Being a French cunt in England
My eyes are bleeding daily. Uglies and fat fucks everywhere.
>>37190838
Kill Your Friends
>>37198762
Pays-Bas
>holland
i had to google that one
>>37195826
Based coworker.
>>37198603
>he doesn't know about the crab bucket
>>37192599
i was never huge, just on the chubby side and i couldn't get away with it because i tend to store fat around my bum and thighs. anyway, i was 16 and in school when i was wearing shorts and tights some kid told me that he thought he was going to be sick. got down to 108lbs in 6 months from 142lbs, and now people admire me for having a good figure and if i'd had left it i'd probably have continued getting fatter and fatter.
if i saw that kid again i'd probably thank him for being mean that one time cause i'm so much happier now.
>>37198762
Britfag here.
The cultural thing is too fucking true.
Literally everyone thinks that it's okay to consume 6k+ on nights out and going to the gym is generally considered you being a try hard. There is also a pervasive mentality that drink, drugs and fish n chips are what make a good life. Oh and a lunch involves a steak pasty from greggs which is basically 600 calories of butter and flour.
Worse so, slowly all the women are starting to choke more and more on imported HAES bullshit. We had very few attractive women to begin with, now you are more likely see pandas mating that a fit brit.
I want to leave Europe purely because maybe we'll piss people off enough the will just go to war with us and purge the islands. It will be the end of me, but if I can catch the fatties in the flames I'm all for it.
>>37192599
I was still at home with my parents, and my mum and sister in law had just got back from weight watchers, and were about to go out for a meal with my brother. I had already eaten my dinner, but decided to go along with them, and just have a drink or two. Of course I didn't, while they were eating salads and stuff, I had a fucking burger. My brother basically said, "if you finish that, you're going weight watchers next week". So I did.
That was nearly 10 years ago, I lost 98lbs in a year and have managed to keep it off ever since.
>>37195595
Keep it up
>>37196846
She's not wrong. Life is way too short not to enjoy sitting next to your friends at the pool or beach looking swole as fuck, not at all worried about what people might say.
>>37198962
Spain here. Brah,how do you even live with the food in your country?
>>37195808
Yes, but he didn't use it as an adjective. He used it as a verb, conjugated into the present continuous tense. And there is no present continuous verb form for unfit. He should have just said "poorly fitted clothes" or, more simply, "tight clothes".
Okay, so not really fat-fat, but this is the kind of pictures that really motivates me to go to the gym. Especially if you can tell she feels she looks really hot. I don't think I could ever be 300 pounds, even if I let myself go completely, but those "30 pounds too much" type of bodies... It scares me
>>37199070
everyone understands the post and no one cares you filthy prescriptivist
>>37198953
>girl
>16 years old
>34 lbs overweight
>"on the chubby side"
You were a hamplanet. But congrats on making it.
>>37199085
The mirror...
>>37197771
>narrating her struggles
too much
>>37195105
>>37194710
This. We either have to kill a feeder or we need pics
>>37199104
>>37199085
Wtf is going on on this pics?
>>37199090
No one's talking with you. Shoo.
>>37199104
Oh shit! lol You can really see it in the curtains too.
>>37199119
Nothing. It's just like a shit brix thing. There's nothing to actually see.
>>37197771
Jesus. That sounds like an eddie murphy stand up bit. I really wish you made an audio recording!
>>37197684
not literally, but maybe in the 'for you' sense
>>37197062
Not really. That's not a feeder. A feeder is someone who gets off on making a person fat. It's sexual fetish and both parties consent to it.
People who fatten up their BFs/GFs or surreptitiously sabotage their partner's efforts to lose weight for fear of losing them are not feeders. They're just assholes.
>>37192142
No, I do too.
They play her shit constantly at the gym. Drives me insane.
>>37191180
You are allowed to eat Doritos in class?!
>>37199317
It's Murica. You expect them to wait for lunch?
>>37199149
>Be NEET with no social life
>Go drinking once with classmates, small group of us go to karaoke
>Big Samoan dude leaves a bit early
>5 minutes later fattest girl among us collapses and we gotta carry her to street to get a taxi
>Me and only other dude who is a skelly look at each other
>Have to haul a 100kilo whale out of the building alone while the most confused Japanese people stare
>>37198762
>NEET
search fucking czech rep
>>37199028
kekd
>>37192599
Last year June I was struggling to get out of my bed so I decided to get a scale.
When I weighed in at 315 I chose then and there to get my getting out of bed easy privileges back.
As of today I'm 232, still going.
>>37199317
I feel ashamed knowing that that poor bastard married that thing just 400m away from where I live in NZ.
>>37199048
it's nearly a bathtub. Tell me it's a futuristic baby bathtub, please.
>>37199423
true
>>37198603
you haven't been around fatties.
I lost almost all my friends when I lost weight. They hated me for doing something they didn't have the willpower to do.
They tried to sabotage me every step of the way. I had to completely separate them from my life.
Not all fat people are fatties but most are. You will know the type that are right away.
