when his waist size starts with 3
That covers pretty much every man who is not either a twink or morbidly obese.
>>37180737
Turbo manlet detected.
>>37180737
When she has a double figure dress size....
>>37180737
29" king of waistlets reporting in
>>37180737
When her mouth is stretched out from too many sandwiches
28, lol
I have trouble finding pants that fit and need about six extra holes on my belts
>>37180737
When she's having a stroke
>>37180737
get out manlet
>>37180799
>need about six extra holes on my belts
Why don't you just make one extra hole where you need it?
>>37180748
But anon, contest shape bb's are on average 28". Maybe 30+ isn't reasonable but high. 20's and low low 30's is
>>37180737
>tfw 37 waist and 47 hips
>>37180816
looks ridiculous and it's easy to make holes with the right tool anyway
>>37180737
>when the dominos pizza order total starts with 3
>>37180820
u avin a giggle m8?
>>37180911
Only at myself anon, only at myself.
>>37180817
But anon, contest shape bb's are dehydrated, have less than the essential body fat percentage, and will be in the hospital if they stay in that condition for more than a week or two.
>>37180817
Maybe in the 80s pal and physique BB's
>Thinking roidgutters can keep their waists low
>Thinking Judges even care and don't just want to see monsters
Lol, I have a 29" waist and 32" inseam at 5'9"
It's good for the aesthetics but finding shorts/pants that fit is a bitch.
34-36" waist, 34-36" inseam, depending on the pants.
Finding those in stores is a real challenge.
>>37180820
Post boypussy
>>37181355
Did you miss the 37 waist bit? Ive done well but I'm still a chubster for the next thirty or so lbs.
>>37181393
I happen to be into chubby traps. Just post it faggot
>when her face is moon
>>37180817
>tfw at 16%bf I had a 33" waist
>tfw manlets will defend their narrow twink bodies and call others fat
>>37180829
Why don't you just get a smaller belt
>>37181422
Thats flattering but I don't want to get into trouble. Sorry anon, thank you for the interest though it was nice. Unless you're just making fun of me for looking weird.
>>37181541
That's too bad. I'm sure you're a qt anon. If I ever see you on the streets I'd be sure to grab a handful of that ass
>>37181597
Y-you too. Sorry for not give you anything, I didn't even think somebody would respond like that at my weird dimensions. I was primarily using them for shitposting purposes. Sorry.
>>37181442
>16%
>LEAN
Pick one
38 because i have huge legs and glutes
>>37181919
and you are fat.
I'm a 32 and squat 465, dl 600.
>>37180817
you are not a professional bodybuilder, you are not at 6% bf and you did not find success in your career based on your frame and inserts. do not compare yourself to actual bodybuilders because you are not one.
>his leg length is larger than his waist size
>>37180737
I used to be 42
>>37181969
oh you mean a professional drug addict huh. sorry but no
>5'8" 167 lbs. 31x33
>>37180737
So she doesn't like men then?
>>37180737
Jokes on you, mine starts with 4.
>>37180908
plus tip
>>37182020
>his leg length isn't perfectly equal to his waist size
34" X 34" mustard race.
>when her weight starts with 2
>>37180737
When her name ends with -qua
>>37180778
That shit isn't even hard. She has to be like 190+ at average height to be a size 10
>>37180799
>>37180816
Just get a belt that fucking fits to begin with and stop wearing one 12 inches too big
>>37181919
Anon you're fat, just admit it.
Having big fucking legs and glutes will only make some brands fit funny. You won't be able to wear skinny jeans but the waist will fit. Don't kid yourself and go for a run.
>>37180748
Guess you've never heard of bodybuilding before, especially the Golden era. Do you even Frank Zane?
>all these wastlets
34 reporting in.
>>37180817
Look up Male Models. Look up the word Model. Make the connection as to what's generally considered appealing to the masses and why models bodies are MODELED to be that way.
>>37183218
not even 190. I'm a fattymcfatfat, 190 at 5'7" and I'm a size 12-14 depending on brand.
>>37183313
Yeah it takes a while to get to double figure dress sizes.
Do you know what dress sizes are measured on? Always wondered what measurement that was
>>37180737
im 5'8 190 and im cutting, my waist at bellybutton is 31", will i have a sick v taper when im down to 175?
>>37183366
I have no clue, but the dress size I wear is the same pant size I wear.
>tfw 52 waist
>>37183310
don't talk to me or my model son EVER again
>when she looks piglike
28" waist with 32" length reporting in. Pants are impossible for me
>>37180737
what is a good waist size
>tfw 32X36 and big legs from heavy deads n squats
It's impossible to find pants.
>>37180737
>>37180748
Good think my waist size starts with '4' then.
>waist is still smaller than hips and both are smaller than chest.
>>37184617
You just go to a store and ask for pants for big thighs.
They'll find you something.
>>37184643
This, people make it hard on themselves
I usually go for fitted/flexible pants, ranging from waist 34-36
>>37180737
is a 33 waist too much
I'm currently at ~34 waist because I got fat. Cutting now, can't wait to get back to 31 so I can wear most my pants again.
Beer is the biggest gains goblin, avoid it at all costs.
>>37180817
What little girls hips you got
>>37183310
I bet you are not the good kind of faggot like /fit/. You are the bad faggot like r9k
>His waist and inseam are not the same number
It's like you want to be short and disproportionate
>>37182298
don't pretend 28" is the average waist then, the average is about 32" for non-skeletons and people who aren't on diuretics
>>37181628
It's lean from the perspective of anyone who hasn't been warped by bodybuilding and its over sixty years of druge use.
My waist is 30 but I have tumorous calves and thunder raptor thighs so most jeans are uncomfortable, it's hard to find anything that fits right, also it seems most pants and underwear and shorts are made for men with vaginas or micropenises because it crushes my dick
>over 6ft
>waist size isn't 34
twink spotted
why is 34x34 the best pants size?
>>37188005
let me see that bootay
>>37188005
check out Levi 541s anon
best pants
>>37181314
what is it with fat broads who think they can be choosy?
>>37188028
High test breh
>>37183313
Since the early sixties women's dress sizes have been 'adapted' to fit the growing size of women's waistlines. It's a marketing ploy - the better a girl's ego is fluffed, the more likely she is to return to that store.
>In your grandmother's sizes you are 20 to above. In Continental European sizing, in the same brands you wear now, you are also an easy 18-20 American.
The same has happend to men's clothing since the 90s. A 36inch waist is probably a 38.
This is more common in America - land of the tub - and clothing stores that market to an older crowd. 'Youth' stores, such as American Apparel, often cap sizes before they get too big and feature legit sizing. But this too is a marketing strategy - keep the fatsos and old folks away from the brand - and partly a pricing one - larger sizes (past 14 for women) cost more per unit to produce.
>>37180737
mine starts with 4
>>37184359
I was 26 34 before I started lifting
Life was hard
>>37180737
I'm a 30 but I fit into 29
Do I count??
>when her weight in lbs starts with a 1
>>37180737
If she don't like it thicc she can fuck off desu
>>37180737
>when her weight starts with a 2
>>37188425
What if she's a cute little pixie that weighs 20 pounds?
>>37188045
>The same has happend to men's clothing since the 90s. A 36inch waist is probably a 38.
I've noticed this, it's annoying as shit. I know my measurements but picking out jeans is always a crapshoot.
>>37189910
gotta ask for the gament measures, then it's easy af.
all stores have the real measures saved on file, they need it to qc.
>>37181919
Used to be 38. Thought it was because of big legs. I was just fat.
Now I wear 34s but I still have huge legs. Calves bulge out of pants. But even with naturally big legs I could still realize I was fat
>>37180737
>when the length of your dick starts with a 4
>>37188109
>when her weight in lbs is over 99lbs
>when her shoulders are wider than hips
>>37180737
27" masterrace with broad shoulders reporting in
