>be non native english speaker lurking /fit/
>decide to go to the gym and ask a guy i know there if my routine is fine for a starter
>it's in english
>don't know the name of the exercises in my native language
I know that feel
its called google images fucktard
>>37179761
it's called if i realized my mistake i would've corrected it from the beginning you piece of shit.
Yeah I know that feel. German names are a way different.
Deadlift = Auschwitz Juden Reiniger =Auschwitz Jew Cleanser
Benchpress = Den Führer mit beiden Armen Grüßen = Greet the Führer with both arms
Squat = Slawenstuhl = Slavic chair
OHP = Franzosengruß = French Greeting
I get confused every time
>>37180774
kek
>>37180774
>>37180774
POST OF THE YEAR HOLY FUCK
>>37180774
>>37180774
>OHP = Franzosengruß
kek
>>37180774
>>37179761
wikipedia might be of some value
>lookup page for shit in english
>click on the language sidebar for the article in you local language
>...
>benis
>>37180774
Is ziklon-B what you call a pre workout?
>>37180774
Madman
>>37180774
include me in the screencap
>>37182941
>Windows XP
What? Why?
It's not a language thing.
Here in the queensland we got the same problems.
your 'deadlifts' are our 'tuckered logpulls'.
your 'bench presses' are our 'chav-breakers'.
your 'squats' are our 'dirty-looers'.
your 'Over Head Presses' are our 'line throws'.
>>37183011
>FITE ME
>>37180774
Shit like this is why I do drugs and browse /fit/ on a sunday night.
>>37180774
Kek
>>37180774
fucking kek
>>37180774
>>37179747
I'm sorry you are not American. It really is every bit as amazing as you dream it is.
>>37183090
B for effort. :^)
>>37180774
include me in the screencap
>>37180774
>>37183308
Rip gains
>>37180774
>>37180774
>>37182843
I already see it in SiRs comic. Guy with french shirts OHPing a barebell with 2 whie flags dangling on each side.
>>37180774
HOLY SHIT FUCK MY GOD LMFAO
>>37180774
Rip my jeff sides
>>37180774
>OHP = Franzosengruß = French Greeting
Triggered
>>37180774
I'm french and what is this
>>37180774
I don't get it.
>>37180774
gut gemacht, Werner!
>>37186200
>>37186201
Rising up arms (ohp) looks like surrendering aka how German troops were greated by the French in WW2
>>37180774
good goy.
>>37180774
Fucking kek
>>37180774
>OHP = Franzosengruß = French Greeting
For future generations
>>37180774
>>37180774
Someone pls explain this
No laita ne nimet tänne nii suomennetaan, ei ole kovin vaikeaa
>>37188515
suomi mainittu
>>37186189
Dont be. The french military is great.
>>37188515
Laitoin sun mutsias eilen. Perseeseen.
>>37180774
>OHP = Franzosengruß = French Greeting
no man has ever kek'd so hard
>>37180774
Its k
>>37180774
>french greeting
>Dödslyft
I don't get "french greeting" please explain
>>37180774
>Benchpress = Den Führer mit beiden Armen
Holy sit how do you people come up with this stuff?
>>37188771
Military press/OHP is the movement of pushing your hands upwards. Which is the general way of saying "I give up", which is a reference towards french giving up during WW2 and the white flag meme
>>37180774
>>37180774
>>37180774
I want to greentext your entire post but holy fuck
>french greeting
literally crying
>>37180774
>OHP = Franzosengruß
>>37180774
hi r/4chan
>>37180774
Someone screencap this post!
>>37180774
o i am laffin
>>37180774
Mein seids!
>>37188764
Palme Squatz
>>37179747
>be total newb
>not know what exercises anyone is talking about until I search youtube for the words.
>>37180774
This isn't even that funny
>>37180774
10/10
>>37183308
What an awful douchebag like response.
>>37179747
Tfq that happened to me all the time.
HOW TO FUCK DO YOU SAY HAMSTRINGS IN SPANISH?
>>37191121
french detected.
>>37191111
pretty normal, everyone has to look that shit up at first.
>>37180774
>OHP = Franzosengruß = French Greeting
>>37180774
Nice.
>>37191194
stringas de jámon
>>37191194
la cucaracha de burro
