How much do you tip the bench spotter?
a handjob
>>37165630
$3.50
>>37165630
usually 15-20%
>>37165630
I suck his dick in the locker room
>>37165654
>ONLY $3.50
you're a jew
>>37165630
T = (1/x),
where T is the total amount of my tip expressed in euros,
where x is the distance from my mouth to his genitals as he stands just above my head
>>37165692
$3.50 is plenty I'll tip more if I actually need his help
>>37165698
You can't divide by zero though
come on dude.
Everyone knows the calculation is (1% of weight) x Sets
Benching 135 for 3 sets = $1.35 x 03
Benching 225 for 3 sets = $2.25 x 3
and so on
>>37165755
>>37165630
10% of the weight in dollars
>>37165755
Obviously, you can't, otherwise it would be homo and my formula only exist in the no homo plane.
Although, the formula can become negative, which makes sense since, at that point, he's the one giving me a "tip".
>>37165630
>just the tip
>>37165698
The dimensions in this don't make sense
>>37165831
>it would be homo
Obviously you say no homo, rendering all actions not homosexual
>>37165630
he actually gives me the tip
The standard practice in my gym is one sip of whey shake per spot.
>>37165698
so the further away he is with his dick the less you pay him?
what are you? a fucking faggot?
mushroom tip
$5 but can go up if his choad has a pleasant aroma
>>37165755
shrekt
>>37165966
this
>>37166430
>FFUUUUU
homo af
>>37166476
>RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
is less homo now innit
>>37166507
for you
MEMES
GREENTEXT
RARE PEPES
This entire thread is a meme. R-right guyz?
>>37166595
yes
we don't do gay shit (atleast not me), but we do tip the spotter.
10% of my 1 rep max
>>37166610
>we do tip the spotter
I knew the homoeroticism was a meme but do any of you really tip your spotter?
>>37166619
In cents, right?
>>37166646
>the homoeroticism was a meme
>>37166646
are you fucking stupid or just baiting?
>>37166646
I bet you never tipped the receptionist either, you despicable faggot.
>>37166685
Wtf I already pay for my gym membership nigga I'm not made of money
>>37165630
a load in his face
>>37166699
>doesn't tip the receptionist
>>37166646
It's pretty standard to tip the gym spotters if you do anything more than like one or two sets. My gym spotters only get like paid like $2.50, and rely on tips for their wages, kinda like waitresses. That's at bigger chain gyms tho. Small gyms typically just pay theirs flat minimum wage, and tipping isn't as expected then.
>>37166699
holy shit kill yourself, why wouldn't you tip them? obviously you have NO FRIENDS that reminded you of etiquette
>>37166699
I hope you're joking if you can't afford to tip your spotter use a smith machine or go without a spotter. People like you make me sick
>>37166699
That's just like it is, when you go to the restaurant, you already pay but you still have to tip
>>37166699
>he doesn't tip
>>37166713
>tfw I'm Jewish irl
>not getting the tip in the locker room
Just the tip tho
>>37166782
do you tip?
>>37166782
We don't take kindly to your kind around these parts anon. Best you leave
>>37166753
post more cat
>>37166798
Nope, I'm not giving away my shekels
I thought the spotter gave the tip
>>37166782
So you saying you're not jewish online
>>37166810
Here you go anon
>>37166805
Make me bitch
>>37166811
but like how old are you tho?
>>37166858
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>>37166810
>>37166595
Spotted the yuropoor
>>37166886
Does that cat ever actually eat those hotcakes? All I ever see it do is sit on them
>>37166956
no, he's cutting
>>37166956
Who knows anon
>>37166986
cute
About an inch.
>>37165630
a brojob
>>37166986
KOT
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>>37165630
5 bucks
>>37165630
my fedora is the only thing tipping
>>37165755
on the nano particle scale different objects actually never touch, so hes always hovering on top of your mouth, not really inside your throat
>>37165630
About 7 fedoras.
>>37165669
Why the locker room? Just save time and suck his ball sack while you're doing the lift.
>>37165698
So... you want his genitals as close as possible to your mouth, but not actually touching them. I guess I've heard of weirder fetishes.
>>37168136
no way. i'm not a homo
>>37166699
People like you are assholes. I'm a single mother of two and currently working two shifts at the strip club and one at the Gold's gym. Tip your fucking spotter.
>tip
The whole tip with just my nuts hanging out
>>37165698
>tfw i would give ln(x) tips to a qt
a fiver is the normal in the UK
some cheap bastard just said 'thanks' and left the other day. very rude
>>37166791
What the hell the guys next to them are doing great same thing
The tip of his dick, since it's usually right there anyway
>>37168165
> Maths
>>37165630
one tip of my fedora
pic related
>it's me
1.5 inches
>i tip the spotter
>>37165692
its a meme fucktard
>>37165865
kill yourself you fucking faggot
>>37168096
This anon actually knows what he's talking about tho
>>37165755
Best post of the year
>>37166875
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>>37166585
>tfw I do all these things on a Peruvian stamp collector forum
