>think I've finally achieved Chad mode
>best friend has been a Chad all his life
>go to a bar with him to show off my Chadness
>best friend still gets all the pussy
>realize I'm only a Brad: a supporting character to Chad
Do you people seriously not know how to pick up women?
>>37155837
chads are born not made.
>>37155837
BRAD EATS CALZONES
well, another stupid fucking meme has been created
>>37155905
>>37155919
topkek
>>37155837
fug I know that feel
>>37155837
>tfw you'll never even be a Brad
Whenever i hear the word Chad, pic related comes to mi mind
>>37155898
Is it anything like a deadlift?
>>37155898
it's easy. you just go up and say hi
>>37155837
Brad eats pizza pops
>tfw brad my whole life without even realizing it
Could be worse
>>37155837
> brad takes lacey on a romantic date, while chad's raw dogging stacey
Official alpha male hierarchy?
>chad
>brad
>chaz
>hunter
>Justin
>Jared
>POWER GAP
>you
>>37156928
I hate Jareds so fucking much
>>37155898
Ask if they're an archeologist?
>>37156928
Seriously, some people name their son Hunter? Jesus.
>>37155837
>Brad
oh boy
>>37156928
>Hunter
Really?
>>37155898
That's what happens when you have a generation of men with no male role model who never learned to socialise due to being raised by tv/youtube.
>>37155837
>Brad
here we go
>>37155837
>Brad
First saw this posted on /r9k/. A new meme is upon us
.>>37155905
Uh no. Chads aren't born with a bodybuilders physique >>>/r9k/ just go
>>37157233
>implying Chad needs a bodybuilder physique
HEIGHT, FACE AND FRAME
>>37157254
You forgot Chad genetics.
KYS faggot
6'4, part time model who gets randomly hit on by chicks here.
Have I been chad all along and not realised?
>>37157271
Dude you're a model. Being Chad is basically in your job description. Also post pics to prove it.
>>37156928
>no xJ
cmon
>monogamous
>Dating a Christian qt
>Take her on adventures
>She loves me
>All of my friends have monogamous relationships too
>All of the other people that slept around are unhappy and can't find good partners
>Only make friends with the guys that talk about important stuff
>They also happen to be dating traditional qts
>Lunch on Sundays where we discuss politics, philosophy, and current events
>all of us rapidly advancing in our careers
>TFW Chandler
>>37155898
Just be myself, right?
>>37157271
Yea you're a fucking Chad now get the hell out
>>37156928
>mfw name is Justin
I don't know where Chaz came from, rest makes sense though
>>37156971
I know no fewer than three adult Hunters and half a dozen tiny Hunters. I hate it slightly more than I hate people named Michael. At my last job there were nine guys named Michael so you always had to call them by their full name or preface their firstname with a descriptor (Black Mike, Asian Mike, Fat Mike, etc.) so people would know who you're calling for. I also worked with a fella named Justice who had two sisters named Liberty and Freedom.
If people don't name their kids common shit, they name them stupid shit. Or in the case of Hunter, stupid common shit.
>>37156928
Change Chaz to TJ and you nail it.
>>37156484
>tracy
ftfy
>>37157350
I want to be Chandler
>>37156928
>chad
>brad
>kyle
>max
>jordan
>brian
>daniel
>jamie
>dustin
>skyler
>>37157578
Michael here. I never realized my name was such a burden. Geez sorry guys
>>37157578
>Justice Libery and Freedom
Kek, life isn't fucking Gunfam seed
>>37157667
Gundam**
Let's generalize based on names. I'll throw a few out
>Christian
>Andrew
>Zach
>Doug
>>37155837
Chad is the gayest fucking name ever. Chad, Steve, and Alexis are all fucking homo names.
>>37157699
>christian
the kid who always punched kids in the nuts in elementary school
>andrew
the asian kids choice of american name
>zach
greasy haired kid who always played on his nintendo ds and made penis jokes
>doug
my hockey coach
>>37156956
well you're not that great either dickface
>>37157664
It's not your fault, m8. Your parents just wanted to give you a name that would sound good and help you fit in. It's the oversaturation of the name rather than the name itself. I'm sure future workplaces will be populated with Jacobs and Edwards.
>>37157667
If we're doing Gundam names, then I wouldn't mind working with a guy named Seabook.
>>37157699
>Christian, religious parents
>I want to honor the bible but I don't want my son to be named after a saint
>nonreligious parents: The rich guy in 50 SoG is named Christian therefore my child must be
>Zach
>generally sociable but never the leader of a group
>Andrew
>the fat kid from down the steet I used to play baseball with
>Doug
>destined to be overweight and prematurely bald, especially if it's not a shortened version of Douglas
>>37157714
Thats so weird. I literally named the 4 biggest chads that went to my high school
>>37157652
>jordan
>daniel
>jamie
>skyler
those are girls names
>>37157714
Why are zachs ALWAYS the biggest sperg lords? I swear I have never met a normal, attractive, well adjusted Zach EVER. Can you even name a celebrity named Zach that isn't either a fat ass imported comedian or busy making cape shit movies?
>tfw name is Mark
>Marks are athletic and very intelligent nice guys
>tfw neither athletic nor very intelligent
at...at least I'm a nice guy, right???
>>37157755
>>37157714
>>37157699
my name is christian and it fucking sucks. I have been an outcast my whole life, but in gradeschool there was another christian and he was the most popular kid.
Where did I go wrong /fit/
Is this a name thread now?
>being a slav who moved to America
>my official first name is too difficult for Americans to pronounce without vandalizing it, so I started to go by Alex
>find out that Alex can be a woman's name as well, and it sounds pretty gay in general
>>37158650
The Alex I knew was goofy and fun, but he tended to avoid responsibility. Model-tier face and a sucker for pussy
>>37158650
Same here except I go by Aj. I really don't like that name anymore.
>>37158938
I think i know you
What you think think of Bill?
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ux986ojzXjI
>have bestfriend too
>always thought i was the chad
>now coming to the realization that i may have been the Brad all along
>>37157652
Seen all of these names in gay porno's. No homo
>>37157699
>Harrison
Tfw you get a surname for a first name.
>>37156928
Brock makes third easily.
>>37158694
keyvan?
>>37157578
>I also worked with a fella named Justice who had two sisters named Liberty and Freedom.
Why are burgers so retarded? Shouldn't justice be rsping both liberty and freedom anyway?
>>37159567
Where did you get this image
>>37156928
even if you think you're a beta if you look like you life you're automatically in the top 3. i don't mean if you look like a fat fuck powerlifter, but if you look like what normies consider to be "buff". you'll never be chad without charisma and confidence, but you'll be close to the top.
>>37160910
*you lift
Thoughts on the name Dennis?
>>37155898
No :(
Any roberts in here?
I feel like my name is severely autistic
>>37156007
Underrated post.
>>37156928
my name is charles, am i a CHAD?
None of these lists have Jason on them, and I feel that is a mistake
>>37157350
A Chandler is what we all should aspire towards.
>>37157264
FACE, FRAME and HEIGHT are chad genetics.
>>37161033
Just go by whatever your middle name is. Pro surfer Kelly Slater's name is actually Robert and he was really successful winning world titles and shit, but when he started going by his middle name, Kelly, he started drowning in pussy.
>>37155837
you think you've "achieved chad mode" and you can't even get any pussy? even medicore guys get pussy.
>>37157350
>tfw 0.001% of my country is like that
Is Tim a good name? I feel like my name is too hard to pronounce for Americans so I though Tim would be a good alternative. Is it a Chaddish name?
Jake reporting in. Knock-off Chad name usually used in American high school chick flicks as the name of the popular love interest.
In reality though, every Jake I've ever met including myself has been perfectly average. Do I have any latent chad potential in me?
>>37157849
Zach Efron
>>37161183
>tfw robert
>tfw no middle name
