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How do we identify each other at the gym? There's a few
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How do we identify each other at the gym? There's a few possible anons in my gym, amd I'm wondering how we can tell each other apart from the rest
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I have an idea.
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Just look for the faggots.
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Proposition me
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At least two other anons go to the same gym as I, as was admitted in the swedish /fit/ thread that popped up about a week ago. Not sure I want to know who they are though as I prefer to be alone, autistic as I am
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>>37154812
Dad is doing GOMAD.
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>>37154812
What was this originally supposed to be for?

What vice could possibly require leaving your house 5 times a day?
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I'm hoping to catch some anons in a honey trap I'm devising at my gym. The board has a "what motivates you" and I'm going to write "Zyzz, brah" and then wait in hiding and observe...
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>>37155973
>muh sicrit zyzzfags

zyzz is literally meme-tier, every other basic cardiobunny knows who he was.
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>>37155973
you're gonna regret that son
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>>37154812
How about you just fucking train you social-seeking faggot
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>>37155946
Smoking most likely.
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You should know by now, you need to do the Glute Salute
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Just see if they show up in your grindr
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Wear one green one purple sock
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>>37154812
>How do we identify each other at the gym
just blink at them, pull down your pants and say "no homo" if they are anons they will understand
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I posted my gym name and city in one of those threads.
Two or three people replied saying they also went there, and said specific things about it so I knew it wasn't bs.
We didn't arrange to train together or how to spot each other.
For the best, probably.
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>>37155998
yeah someone I know menioned him but said he heard it from reddit so definitely not 4chan exclusive knowledge. (leaving humanity behind may be though)
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>>37155973
Saw a guy wearing a Zyzz shirt the other day at the gym, he's most likely from misc if anything.
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>>37156125
Same here. There were a surprising amount of anons who went to my gym.
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Clever fit Mölln?
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>>37154812
hey man ill be the guy with a squat plug and a jock strap, it won't be too noticeable but you should be able to find me ;)
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I once recognized a fat russian dude from my kickboxing gym because of his manboobs that were bouncing up and down in front of me every sparring session and a specific tattoo, he had posted his body on /b

I mentioned b when we all chilled together after training, and he nervously laughed it off

He approached me later and told me not to talk in front of others about this kind of stuff, and acted like he was a drug kingping or something and i had spilled his secret
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I'm at uni so it's probably swarming with fellow autists
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once i had some dude mire my babby weight deadlift. posted about it in a good feels thread and it turned out he was also lurking
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>>37155929

kek
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>>37155998
>zyzz is literally meme-tier,

We take our memes very seriously, anon.
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>>37156026
>>37155946

It's Alzheimer's, he doesn't remember buying milk so went to get more.
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there's one guy I call Tanktop Roses, simply because he is undeserving of any other attributes
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I go to a city-run civic center, so I really doubt there are any anons at my gym.

90% of the clientele are old people.

Of the 10% who aren't geriatric fucks, the remaining are either dyel, grills looking to "tone", or moronic bros.

One guy at my gym does Oly lifts though, but he's a crossfag.
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When I see some quiet dude in a hoodie squatting I assume he is a /fit/izen.
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Look for the lowbar squatters and the autistic starting strength people, odds are they have been here or maybe even frequent here
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SAN JOSE
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>>37155946
SS syndrome
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>>37156569
Can confirm, I've seen this ad
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>>37156631
>judging a person for being quiet in a gym
>stereotyping 4chan with shyness and insecurity
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>>37154812
I think the guy who works at the local supplement shop could be an anon or bodybuilding poster, just cause he seems a little awkward and like he's reading a script when he interacts with me. overall nice guy though
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Is there many /fit/ folk in Brisbane? All I see around my parts are hamplanets just using the treadmill.
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>>37156676
Fremont?
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I wear a shorthand that is pretty fit/plebbit tear. I had a dude approach me and joke about a dude "curling in the squat rack". I kind of caught the 'tism because I wasn't expecting that. Pretty sure he browses /fit/
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>>37156725
>shorthand
Tank top
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anybody go to fitness connection? i'm in ballantyne NC shits dope and cheap
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>>37154812
ask people you think are /fit/izens "when does the narwhal bacon?"

if they don't answer with "midnight" then they're not from /fit/
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anybody else???

no derail
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Sometimes Ill just say something like top kek bra when I'm walking by
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>>37157188
>at gym
>doing squats
>some skinny manlet across the gmy keeps glancing over at me
>whatever, I'll just keep squatting
>all of a sudden manlet starts speed walking towards me
>stops in front of me
>mumbles out "top kek b-bra"
>don't even bother responding to his autistic ass
>goes back to deadlifting
Weird people go to my gym /fit/
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>>37157218
*go back to squatting
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>>37157218
>>goes back to deadlifting
>implying I wouldnt be coming to take your deadlift weights for The Press
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>>37157276
is that scoobs?
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>>37157325
how new are you?
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>>37157344
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>>37156720
Union City
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I usually speak in obscure memes that can pass for regular conversation so I'm sure some day another anon will onow
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>>37154812
Yooo, new York bro. Saw this on the train and thought the same
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> wanting tp socialise with anons
That can only end well
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>>37156487

fukstick i'm gnna knock your fkkn teeth out next time i see you
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>>37157325

>not recognizing Kevin Spacey with his shirt off
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>>37154812
If there's a fat, chubby, or skinnyfat nerdy looking guy under 30 doing squats, The Press, or deadlifts I assume he is from here or leddit especially if he is alone and has weight lifting shoes for DYEL lifts. Am I wrong in assuming this?
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>>37157387
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>>37157450
like what giff example
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>>37155929
>>37154812
>someone saved my OC
Oh shit
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>>37157146
Overcrowded ibc been?
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