literally need to grow a beard to hide my babyface and weak chin
what should I do? start pinning test?
I could also just use rogaine on my face but apparently thats super bad for you
Post face
>>37143458
same here, but then again im only 18 so m-m-aybe my jaw hasn't come in yet
>>37143572
You're just fat
>>37143590
no im not
wait actually yea i am
206 at 5'11
>>37143613
you are very fat
>>37143619
shutup
>>37143458
>cant grow a beard
That means you weren't meant to have one faggot
Stop giving a shit and just deal with what you have you're not a mr. fucking potatohead
>that feel when I am 22yo and my beard was always white with some black strands
still.... growing my beard for 2 years, usually have it braided.
people look but I just don't give a fuck, my beard is probably a prophecy for I will eventually leave humanity behind by lifting heavy things and putting back on the floor.
>>37143627
Fatfatfatfatfat
>>37143619
I'm 215 at 6' and not fat so fuk off
>>37143670
I'm 180 at 6'0 and I can tell you you and the other guy are fat
>>37143663
i said SHUTUP
>>37143572
this is one of my favorite pepes
ITT: fat neck beard cant grow beard
it's okay, i can't grow a beard either
>>37143703
>>37143458
>>37143572
are you guys telling a joke? just stop shaving for a month.
>>37143685
Lol ur actually pretty cool for playing along. Back when i was fat that shit would have lowkey stung me keep at it though, we're all gonna make it.
>>37143716
>just b urself ;^)
>start dating girl
>she wants me to try growing out my beard
>do it
>she loves it
>tells me she will leave me if i cut it
>keep it the entire time we are dating
>2 years later we break up
>havent seen my face in almost 3 years without a beard
>remember looking much younger without, like 4-5 years younger than my actual age
>scared to cut it
>>37143663
stop bullying him
>>37143458
use this for 3 months on the areas you want to grow hair on. when you use it on your head, it regrows hair where its not possible anymore, and thus, when you stop using it it falls out. the reason they tell you not to apply it anywhere else is because you will grow permanent hair in those regions which may be unwanted.
so, when you apply it to your face, all it does is kickstart the follicles already dormant in your face. shit that'd eventually activate in like a few years time will start growing now.
been using it for about 4, but results have pretty much plateaued. sure i can get more out of it but it does make your face a bit dried out, kinda tired of the itchy scratchy feeling it gives. goes away when you stop using it.
amazon link for the exact shit i bought:
http://www.amazon.com/Kirkland-Minoxidil-Strength-Regrowth-Supply/dp/B002VLZHLI
>>37143731
I also wonder about my face.
cut it man, just to grow it again one or two months later
>>37143718
yea im already down from 260lbs so i know i can lose another 40 pretty easily
>>37143681
>>37143751
ive been thinking about it. Maybe ill cut it before my next beach trip. Was gonna shave everything but the mustache for a day just to troll people
I've been bearded for a while, but it's hella patchy in certain places. I recently tried just shaving those areas. Maybe that will help, OP? Btw, how gay do I look?
>>37143748
SHILL
>>37143785
Oh dear
>>37143785
I had almost the same facial hair as you 1 minute ago. After seeing that picture I shaved it off, Jesus I'm glad no one saw that on my face, thanks anon!
Ps- shave that you sick fuck
>>37143785
pls no
>>37143790
>>37143808
Lol, thx for the advice senpai
>>37143790
>>37143808
>>37143816
I swear it looks better when I'm not making that stupid neutral face, but loosing it is probably for the best.
>>37143619
Help please. I have shitty British genes in my face and strong German genes for everything else. I tried for years to get a jawline. I'm 6'2" and I cut all the way to 170lbs and literally everything changed but my jaw line, it was still hanging.. How can I combat my shit brit jaw? Pic related, right now im 179. Jaw never changes I even do night and morning jaw exercises
This is what I get when I'm feeling like a hobo and I don't bother to shave for two weeks
FUCKING
THIS
>>37143853
Get the fuck back in the thread you made you disgusting Brit
>>37143969
Wew lad
I'm 24 anon and the best part of my life I've been able to grow a fantastic mustache but the rest of my face is neckbeard and fluff, only in the last few months did it suddenly thicken out and grow in places it didn't. Its common for guys to not be able to grow a proper beard until your late 20s.
Sometimes fellas, its just better to accept you were destined for the baby face, until your hair follicles finally kick in. Don't try and grow your fluff out, it looks far more fucking hideous than whatever your face looks like post-shave.
I've stopped trying. Any time I let my facial hair grow out, I just look like a sex offender.
white beard here ( >>37143660 )
and as long as we are all complaining, there is this one particular patch in my beard.
and it bothers THE FUCK out of me because it makes my face seem round.
>>37143785
resize the pic, when I click seems like you jumped on me and that made me uncomfortable
>>37143853
WAIT brits can't grow beards? never heard of that.
do your exercises involve calcification exercises?
>>37143969
>Breivik had a soon
sweeden is saved
>>37143458
>grow a beard to hide my babyface and weak chin
Beards, even if luxurious, amplify the shape of your face. Some dudes have beards hanging off their faces like dish towels because no chin underneath.
>tfw strong chin and glorious, even beard that i never grow because facial hair is shit
>>37143969
2 weeks, that's a fucking tragedy, not a beard.
Tfw strong jaw line and stronger beard but beard is red.
>>37144215
Shitfuckcocksucking nigger now I can't unsee it thx for ruining my life
brb going to kill myself
>>37144265
pics or you are in denial
>>37144326
>proceed to kill yourself
>end up with a total killstreak of 1
>doesn't even touch the highscore
get ready to be bullied in the afterlife.
>>37144137
lol this fuckin castaway looking mother fucker, autistic wizard as muffuccka, osama bin laden head ass
>>37144137
AHHAAHAHAH holy shit anon you look like the kind of guy who picks his nose, stares at his boogers for a few seconds and then eats them
Actually you look like the kind of guy who would go looking under desks and chairs to find other people's boogers to eat too
You look like the kind of guy who would stare at a child with a cold while licking his lips
You look like someone who would look on Amazon for "fresh glass og boogers 500oz"
Basically what I'm trying to say is that you look creepy and gross, go cut that shit
>>37144480
>>37144540
>not wanting to look as broken on the outside as on the inside
no-beards need to learn how to BRAID THE BEARD: pic related, here is what it looks like after my little trick.
if anyone wants I can show how.
>>37144640
>not calling it "beard origami"
a chance was missed.
>>37144640
you look like a rapist
>>37144703
so my victims keep telling me....
also I'm white, have rapist ever been white? didn't think so
>>37144806
ya ur posting habits add up to someone who fucking looks like this.
>>37144821
that is cool, btw are you roleplaying a nigger or are you really one?
can you grow a beard?
I started growing facial hair at eleven.
First time growing a beard this year, couldn't be bothered trimming one day, left it and now it's a bush. Been about two months now.
I look like such a child without facial hair. Funny I couldn't see it until growing the face fluff.
>>37144806
Generic pedos are white so obviously there are white rapists.
>>37143785
"Bearded"
24 and I can only grow hair on my chin, and it has a gap in the middle so I got this two streak thing going on and it's fucking heinous. I just want to be able to grow a stubble and rough looking but I just look like the manlet that I am
Is my beard ok looking? I get conflicting opinions from people...
p-pls respond
>>37144931
this nigga got 3 different color hair on his face lmao
no but seriously how the fuck does that happen, thats probably why it looks odd
>>37144931
i dig it man
good look with the hair
>>37143748
Someone tell me if this works
>>37144931
Most decent looking beard in this shit thread. Need to let those cheeks fill in anon
>>37144949
I see blonde and brown. What's the third color?
>>37144931
dye it for consistency brah and it'll look tight
>>37144931
strong beard brah
>>37144931
looks sick af man
>>37144874
what? you are not making any sense so I will cut here.
also google wants me to get into the van
>>37144931
Sideways/10
>>37144974
>>37144977
>>37144980
>>37144969
T-thanks senpais
>>37144931
good looking stuff man, good mustache too
how many days should you let it grow to see if you can actually grow a beard this time :(
>>37145129
do it for a month, don't be a pussy at best trim the parts you don't like with a scissor,
I think nothing could get out of control in a month
>>37144905
ikr? This is a very recent development. Had an actual beard before Tuesday.
>>37143785
man i have the same now, but with more neckbeard and more chin beard and i'm 2 weeks half in
grow it more and it will look badass, we all gonna make it
>>37144863
>Been about two months now.
>>37145273
>that neck patch
wtf?
>>37145308
That's chest hair, lad.
>>37143716
Oh boy I sure do love having disconnected patches of pubes on my neck
>>37143716
HA. I can go for more than 3 months without growing much more than patchy hairs on my chin and a thinned mustache. My grandpa was straight injun though, native Americans don't grow much hair. Fuck me
>>37143853
>zuckerberg/10
>>37145308
This is a white gorilla
>"omg you're growing an epic beard" -people
nah I just got fucking lazy. Shits gross man. gets everywhere. food gets in it. you gotta part that shit when you eat or you'll be eating food with beard hair in your mouth.
NOT WORTH IT
>>37145355
tell them to stop putting their pubes on your neck.
>>37144931
why the fuck did you shave the cheeks so low? you look retarded
>>37145227
Oh ok, I thought you called that van dyke a beard. You aren't bad looking bro, rock a full beard. The goatee or van dyke is hard to pull off.
>>37144137
Yeah bro at least trim that shit.
Looks disgusting.
All these fucking faggots think girls just love beards in general. They don't
They love a trimmed beard like motherfucking King leonidas.
Phag autismos like ol graybeard over here thing looking like a dirty hobo is the perfect aesthetic. Wow pussy
>>37144640
You're mad ugly brah
>>37143458
>literally need to grow a beard to hide my babyface and weak chin
You're fucked, no amount of hormones will help you grow a beard. It's all genetic.
Hope you're not a manlet either.
Because I know plenty of lanklets that can't grow beards and they are almost as bad as manlets.
>>37146059
this. they wanna see the shape of the FACE, but with a little stubble
What's the age when someone who is white can expect to grow a full nice beard? I'm 19 and pretty much everywhere besides my cheek and my upper chin is growing some thicker hair, if I don't shave for 2 weeks my dad or friends will say "oh anon growing out the beard??" but it looks not like a complete full beard I'd see another guy have and when I look in the mirror it looks kind of greasy, would I be crazy to think if I grew it for a few months it would look decent or is that too long of a time period
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: If you're under 30, your beard is likely still in development.
Mine didn't come in until I was 27.
You're welcome.
>>37143748
It's also a great way to get ED!
>>37146059
jesus is everyone one this board fucking lifting for girls today?
you faggots live and die for a chance to look up a skirt, is that hard to imagine some men out there are not metrosexuals? and see beard as a mark of manhood?
if you are gonna treat bears like nails to take to saloon you might as well go to starbucks instead of the gym.
>>37145911
Thank ya. I'll give it another shot desu. My cheeks just don't grow out well. This is manageable, but my mustache doesn't connect well to the beard on the left side. Rolling for those fabled late twenties beard gains.
Neither can serena williams.
>>37146319
Shit nigga... That's a long ass time to wait
>>37146801
PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT
ask a doctor if you were really born males.
maybe the beard is not coming because you are not any sort of real man.
>>37143458
I can but I'm going bald.
Feels bad man
>>37146865
Im sorry to hear this. eat pumpkin seed
>>37146358
Literally have no idea what you're talking about you fucking autist. Minox isn't finasteride.
>>37143788
Not actually shilling, the shit just works.
>>37144966
Google "minoxidil beard" and you'll find tons of posts and pics.
>>37143458
Minoxidil + DHT cream + Masteron + Tren + DHB.
Get ready to lose your hair.
>>37146358
not him but been using it over 6months now no ED what so ever
>>37146897
No fuck it, why would I fight against nature.
>>37146955
Pumpkin seeds have good fatty acids.
>>37144931
Fuck you man, you're just fishing for compliments. That's a great beard. 10/10 genetics and grooming.
>>37146955
isn't it obvious?
so you can have a head full of hair you miserable sod
>>37145308
goal body right here
>be ginger
>have platinum blonde beard
>on light skin
even if I grow a beard it looks shit because you can only really see it in the right light. And then it scatters light in all directions, fucking unaesthetic.
>father has platinum hair
>red beard
why even live?
I feel like my beard is sorta coming in now. I did use Minoxidil for about 6 months and stopped like 4 months ago and slowly still finding new hairs in the lighter patches around the connectors. I would shave but I feel like I put so much effort into using Minoxidil it would be a waste. Also my facial hair grows slow as fuck. I'll let it grow for 6 months and if it doesn't eventually fill in I'll just shave it.
>>37148255
>>37143748
so does this work only for beard?
>mfw my beard and pubes are red for some fucking reason but i'm not a ginger
>>37143853
Alan?
>>37143694
Mine too :^)
>>37145273
Justin?
>>37149478
>>37149489
Really think you know these people or no?
>>37148416
My bf is like this. You prolly have Scot in your or something.
>>37143969
Low test
>>37143685
SHUT UP WHEN IM TALKING TO U
>tfw naturally grow a good beard in no time
Should i shave it? Also im 18 how much do i have to wait to get a decent Beard?
>>37151526
shave it, people who get that kind of pube beard just aren't meant to try and grow a beard
>tfw have fairly aesthetic face that makes me look 10 years younger but have a shitty Swedish hockey player beard I'm too lazy to shave regularly
All you need to do is go lift.
RIGHT NOW
I NEED A FUCKING BEARD, WHY IS MY CHEST SO HAIRY BUT THERE'S BARELY ANYTHING ON MY FACE
FUCK YOU JESUS
>>37143785
I`m always shaved because all I can grow is this. sadly.
b but women dont like beards r right guys..?
>>37152301
I'm not gonna say yes or no, all I'm gonna say is that after I got one, I got a lot more female attention
>>37152301
who the fuck cares about women here anon, we are trying to look good for ourselves
>>37144966
Used it for a while, definitely had an effect as the new growth before and after was way less. Stopped after about a month and a half, when I finished my bottles. After seeing this, I'm probably going to order some for me right now to fill my remaining patches, but I get massive effects out of the stuff. Got fantastic results on my head, then when I went to the dermatologist she told me that I wasn't balding, hairline just matured. Reckoned it wasn't worth every day twice for 8cm^2 of extra hair.
