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GENERAL MAKING IT THREAD
Have I m-made it yet /fit???????
>Post stories and pics of mires or how your life has changed since becoming fit
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yuck! what a slut
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>>37117998
Trappychan pls go
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>>37118005
As if trappy wouldn't wouldn't want a pair of strong arms holding her down.
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>>37118061
then HE shouldnt be complaining that a slut went after HIS waifu first.
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>>37117976
>No I was born a CHAD with superior HF&F
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>>37117976

Nah, I just masturbate with both hands.
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>>37117976

Post body, n-no homo
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Why do they bother texting first? Every time a girl texts first it's the same shit.

>inb4 fat & ugly
That's not the point
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Here's one I vaguely remember, and by "vaguely", I mean "I got a gf and forgot"

>Work at Best Buy because desperate faggot
>We're obligated to approach every customer because fuck why do we have to sell
>QT3.14 hightest girl walks in
>Dat ass, dem tits
>Approach her, because again, we're forced to sell shit
>Talk to her a bit about a computer
>notice her eyes are locked directly onto me
>I'm a depressed autist at the time/ so I kind of ignore it
>She tells me about what she uses her computer for
>Damn, she sounds pretty cool
>Talk to her a little more, she tells me she just came in to check it out, leaves
>two days later
>I'm almost off, so I beeline to the front to get the fuck out
>She calls out, I almost instinctively turn around and there she is
>She's leaned over a table, in a sweatshirt but still looks sexy as fuck
>Wags her finger at me to come over while smiling
>Muh duck /fit/
>She tells me she wants the computer
>Ringing out, shits paid now
>"I'll see you in about 2 days when you return it" I joke
>"What? I'm gonna return it?"
>"I'm kidding, it's a pretty good computer", I'm still kind of chuckling
>"Oh, well I can come return it if you want me to", she's still smiling, and making eye contact
>I'm not sure how to fucking respond to that, because my manager is standing right behind me and I can't ask for numbers
>I have no choice to but say goodbye, and thank her for shopping at this shithole
>Friend tells me she was into me, I look at him like he's retarded
>In reality, I'm retarded
>practically sprint to clock the fuck out, rip off uniform, try to catch up
>She was already outside the building

And she never came in again. I don't think she was mirin', but I'll never got to make that ass clap on my dick now. Life is suffering /fit/
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>>37118143
>>37118143
Because they're girls, and in their mind just sending you "hey" means that they think they're some kind of deity, blessing you with the gift of their three letter message, regardless of their appearance.


Also, she's fat and ugly.
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>>37118154
>vaguely remember
>posts an essay
didn't read lol
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>>37118137
this is on my tinder lmao
Except it has a peach emoji covering my ass
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>tfw 6 months unemployment

Hire me you fucking niggers

I have a college degree what the fuck else is needed to throw goddamn bags at an airport
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>tinder
>making it

No
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>>37118220
Kekking at ur lyf
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>>37118220
What's the degree?
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>>37117976
Dude. She literally asked do you even lift, you havent made it.
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I'm making it... r-right guise?
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>>37118249
>"you're the woman, it doesn't matter what you want"
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>>37118205
>this is what women call big guns.
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>>37118220
>fell for the "a degree will get me work" meme
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>>37118220
>tfw college degree
>tfw unemployed for 3 years
JUST
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>>37118249

That's the classic call you out and get you to bend over for her

I would tell her to fuck off either she wants to see you or she doesn't
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>>37118249
Dump immediately. Not only is she fucking with your gains, the tone she is taking with you is already way too controlling. You fucked up, you at a point in your relationship you will not be able to get yourself out of. Don't let it get to this point next time.

You're better than this.
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From the anon too stupid to cover her number.
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I don't think I've made it but I have been fucking the girl my asshole boss lusts over. pretty awesome feeling. he knows too
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We were talking for about a month. Went on 4 dates. What did I do wrong.

>inb4 double texting
She double texts all the time if I don't respond for a while.
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>>37118371
What setting do you use to get your messages like that?

Also congrats or something
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>>37118371
didn't caveman her breh
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>>37118283
Holy shit everyone text her weird ass pictures
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>>37118386
It's Textra.
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This happened today.

>Finish work
>Start talking to coworker about our job and how it sucks etc. just general shooting the shit
>Start laughing about how she's too pretty for this place
>Coworker exclaims how handsome I am and how I'm absolutely perfect (HEIGHT, FACE, FRAME)

I'm blushing at this point

>sit in the backroom together for about 20 minutes just talking to each other
>she says which way you going home

HOLY SHIT BREHS SHE WANTS TO BANG

>As we leave she bumps into another coworker and they start talking
>Don't want to feel like a weirdo waiting around for her so I leave and say bye

I almost cucked some poor soul, she's married and is a solid 9/10. She's also told me she hates her marriage and doesn't want to be married. Some cultural bullshit.
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>>37118220

>wanting to be a wage cuck
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>>37118412
you should've did it. life's too short.
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>>37118448
*done
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>>37118412
>not banging her
Even if you don't someone else will, I guarantee it
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>>37118412
>Some cultural bullshit.
MUDSLIME ALERT
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>>37118464
eat a whole bag of dicks i ain't needin to fix my grammer
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>>37118448
>>37118465
Honestly, i've made way too many girls cheat on their boyfriends in the past and I'm trying to avoid being a piece of shit right now. Also I see her tomorrow...and everyday this week so we'll see how thirsty I get
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>>37118560

being nice gets you nowhere in life

trust me
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>>37118205
>ass
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>>37118581
truth. live for yourself
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>>37118283

>POSTING HER NUMBER
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>>37118249
You better dump that gains goblin
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>>37118205

Kek ur the guy caught claiming natty but they found your cycle online on misc lmao kill yourself
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>>37118371
If you didn't fuck her then that is where you went wrong
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>>37118249
Jesus Christ y'all are easy to push around. My gf already knows not to ask me shit like that. She even helps get my mind straight if I start talking about rest days or seem unmotivated.
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>>37118061
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> 2016
> looking for girlfriends on Tindr
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>>37118220
gud post
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>>37118205
>all this body acne
roiders, wwtl?
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>>37118729
only matching what most guys want 56%...except for putting out i guess

most single women seem to be pretty liberal or they don't say anything.
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>>37118729
okc best gf finder
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>>37118806
oh go fuck your fucking selves
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>>37118806
I'll do you one better
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>>37118729
>dating a horse girl
good luck never being able to live up, economically or emotionally or physically
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>>37118729
>rides horses

girls that ride horses or love horses are all fucking crazy
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>>37118806
>all this autism
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>>37118205

lol, I saw your thread and progress pics on misc.

fuking juicing phaggot
noone is miring. srs
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>>37118840
>>37118832
Come on, give horse girls a chance.
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>>37118840
Not true....i have two normal cousins who had horses. They both realized how expensive it was to keep them and got rid of them when they decided to grow up.
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>>37118729
>Christian
>Old fashioned

Have fun waiting til marriage m8
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>>37118831
8/10
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>>37118861
N
A B O R T
P
E
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I love you fit. I'm starting to make it.

>2015, be overweight fat fuck with 2/10 fat gf enabling each others fatness.
>Lose 70 pounds in a year due to joining Oly lifting team thanks to /fit/ thread.
>body in baby zangief mode (or skinnier hossein rezazadeh), confidence through the roof.
>Join Tinder with new body.
>Score dates with two 9/10s that honestly I think are still way out of my league.
>Immediately dump current 2/10 gf who has been "walking" everyday and can't lose weight.

She's devastated but I can't even empathize right now because I feel like I've been drafted into the pros or some shit.

>In b4 I say something stupid on the dates and blow my chances.

Anyways, thanks /fit/. I'm not there yet, but I passed a milestone.
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>>37118877
would you wait to have sex with a good girl? i probably would, dunno....i wonder if there are guys who did this who are completely devastated with being married to a woman who doesn't have the trick bag of some of the sl00ts of the previous life....
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>>37118929
def not, every girl starts as a virgin, even the biggest whores...just teach them m8
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>>37118832
>>37118840
is this a real thing? I'm talking to a girl rn that rides horses and she seems so fucking amazing. she told me about how she can drink most guys under the table and I said I need to see that and we set up a date. I feel like she's bullshitting but now I'm slightly nervous she's gonna make me look like a bitch cause I'm not the best drinker
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>>37118729

>"""""""""more spiritual"""""""""
>"""""""""more polite""""""""
>"""""""""more romantic"""""""
>"""""""""more old-fashioned""""""""

jesus christ she is a big ass whore
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>>37118167
Niggerfaggot
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>>37118861
I grew up in the south, Only stereotype about women I know for sure is if she's a horse girl, she's fucking crazy. I use to fuck this chick in high school who insisted we fucked in her brothers bed, and called out his name a few times. We had a party at her house and I was fucking one of her friends and she walked in and told her friend to get the fuck out then proceeded to jerk me off while I called her the friend name. She was a solid 10/10 now, Also a fit girl so that's a double want I guess. I keep waiting for her To come back to town say I can fuck her on the squat rack.
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>>37118941
Drink hard shit like scotch that women can't stomach
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>>37118205
You look good but you could have done that natty senpai. Get off the juice if you're one of the lucky ones who haven't shut down yet.
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>>37118936
so you wouldn't.....but then you wouldn't have to teach anyone anything...confus
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>>37118993
no, I meant def not to
>guys who did this who are completely devastated with being married to a woman who doesn't have the trick bag of some of the sl00ts of the previous life
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>>37118970
your anecdote from "the south" is not really a random sample....
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>>37118973
I'm not sure I can even stomach that. I drank a lot of beer in college. many 20+ beer nights. doesn't make me sick but I get drunk really easy now that I'm /fit/ and stopped drinking.
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>>37119028
You don't really drink it. You sip it low and slow.
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1 year ago
>sad fag
>max bench 50kg
feel like shit/get sick all the time
>no sex for 2 years

>looked ugly as fuck and was generally unpleasant to be around
>failing every class

Now:
>92kg bench now so close to 2 plate I can taste it
>smashing uni
>literal 9/10 fuckbuddy who sends me the most filthy things under the sun

Still poor but jesus christ I'm loving life we are ALL GONA MAKE IT lads
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>>37119043
lots of ice? I heard that shit on burn notice like 10 years ago hahaha
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>>37118205
>shoulders overpower arms and chest and everything
>fuckingdisgusting
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Uhhhh I've got mixed reviews about becoming /fit/
I feel totally new, more energy, more drive living my life better. I can actually progress with girls now. I got my first kiss in February, and then got 5 more kisses from girls. I lost my virginity. Some girl asked me out on a date by getting my number off Facebook a day after I gave her my coat in the rain. People call me big guy.

People are also a lot more afraid of me. Im tall but now I'm tall and (entry level) built, which is intimidating. I haven't gotten a second date yet, from any girl. The Facebook girl asked me if I was just using her for sex ,by text, like 2 hours after our date which made me really mad because I shared things about myself I've never shared with girls. I was also on vyvanse everytime I saw her afterwards so it made me more mad. Tbh I think her friends were influencing her but I didn't pay attention to that or care about that at the time. The girl I lost my virginity too, also saw me prematurely ejac. and lose my boner, along with any respect or attraction she had for me.

I still love being fit. It's something I had to do, and id prefer these problems to any others.
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I said no though lol so only partially making it
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>>37119056
NO! ice ruins scotch m8, if you must have it cold, no more than a cube or 2
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>>37119172

>smoking

not going to make it
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>>37119184
>not smoking weed with a girl before you bang
best feeling ever 2bh, well 2nd best after getting head while high
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>>37119181
I just meant cause it waters it down and makes it seem like you're drinking more
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>>37119172
retard. you say yes then eat her pussy while she smokes your weed.
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>>37119193
I can't fuck while stoned. I get too giddy thinking about stuff. last time I did all I could think about while I was on top fucking her was one of those train track cars that you have to pump to move. and I apparently had this huge grin on my face and it was pretty embarrassing lol
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>>37119153
Most of your issues here will dissipate with time and experience anon. You've got the physical gains, but it's time to start working on the confidence/mental gains.

You'll get more dates the more you keep putting yourself out there, your confidence will increase and you'll do better when it comes to sex. Just by the by, be careful what you share on your first dates. Don't lay it on too heavy my man, have fun.

I know this seems like extraordinarily average advice, but the shit you're experiencing now is fairly common. It goes away with time. Keep it up, compared to most of /fit/, you've made it.
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>>37117976
Sent an ex (I had to move out of country) of mine who I'm still in contact with a snap of gains.

She was still talking about the mire the next day [email protected]
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>>37118729
That profile is fake af
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>>37119228
>all I could think about while I was on top fucking her was one of those train track cars that you have to pump to move. and I apparently had this huge grin on my face
I actually laughed out loud, that's hilarious anon

Idk, I just get in the zone when I'm high though
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>>37119261
I'm the opposite. my mind wanders so bad and connects the most obscure things until I make myself laugh
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>>37118371
If a girl calls you nice you're done
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>>37118249
if you let a woman talk to you that way you arent making it
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>>37119228
>I get too giddy thinking about stuff
iktf

>all I could think about was one of those train track cars
....... kill yourself me man.
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>>37119326
lol why. I was pumping on top of her and it reminded me of that and I just couldn't contain my joy
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>>37119237
That makes sense man, thanks. Another issue of mine is that I want a good gf or nothing else. I got to learn to just enjoy the girls company but I also have no want for sex with someone I don't care about.

Idk. Im wishing for a girl that I can be real with the second I meet her but i feel like that's a pipe dream
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>>37118249
Don't tell me you skipped the gym for her did you anon?
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>>37118806
TOP KEK
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>>37118220
If you're collecting unemployment kys but I had a friend who got his culinary degree and all of a sudden he had trouble finding work. Ended up at some sushi place kek.
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>>37118831
Fuck shes almost perfect.
But....
>rarely drink like once or twice a year
>On a typical Friday night I'm...
>Thinking about whether I want to go to a bar or now
Que?
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>>37118831

would marry
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>>37118806
>Tfw no lolita /cgl/ gf cheering me on and making me gains bentos
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>>37118806
cringiest post of the day goes to you
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>>37118266
it got me work, but then again I'm good at what I do
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>>37118729
>rides horses
bail famalam
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I was a 27 kv until a few days ago when I got to second base on the first date. I don't really like her but she was all over me and I'm getting hints that she's pretty promiscuous which is fine by me. If I actually knew wtf I was doing I'm pretty sure I could have banged her. We have another date this weekend, wish me luck brehs.
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>tfw my gf of 3 weeks says this

Also she has the body of a goddess. Would post pics but I know her brother browses /fit/
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>>37119228
Legit made me lol in my room in the dark
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>>37120456
>you can't text between sets

Why? It's not hard just glance at the time on your phone.
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>>37120456
Gonna need you to translate
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>>37118166
Cringed so hard my balls short up Into my stomach.

God damn.

Bye.
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>>37120456
You both sound like underaged faggots
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>>37120505
>>37120518
These.
What are you 12?
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>>37120456
what the fuck are these fucking nigger runes
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>>37120531
She's 17 I'm 19. I cringe at the fact that she uses emojis un-ironically but it's not like that's a deal breaker.
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>>37120456
Charge your phone nigga shit what happens if you get locked in a closet or something you ain't gonna be able to read reddit.
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>>37120588
Enjoy your prison time newdyel.
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>>37120588
Doesn't mean you need to type like a fucking mong i had a 17 yr old gf when i was 19 once upon a time and we did not write like fucking porch monkeys
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>>37120456
Mirin reception but yeah holy fuck charge your phone god damn >>37120596
It's giving my anxiety.

Fix it.
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>>37120596
>locked in a closet
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>>37120625
South Park lol
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>>37118249
Dump the gym and pump her ass. Once you get fit it's not like you can go any higher anyway.
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>>37120625
Could be worse

http://mobile.nytimes.com/2016/03/08/world/asia/china-woman-elevator-death.html?referer=
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>at work
>run into old acquaintence from highschool
>graduated about 3 years ago and went into cocoon shortly after, emerged about a year and a half ago and have been making stronger gains ever since
>her eyes go wide
>she says "Woah you got buff!"
>tell her I started lifting weights
>"Yeah you can really tell!"

All the girls who join end up crushing on me and people around the place call me "muscles." It feels good brehs. It feels really, really good.
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>>37118220
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what should I say?
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post fit ex

so cutie
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>>37117976
I fucked my oneitis when I visited home.
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>>37120659
say something about niggers
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>>37120659
Blame the Jews for something
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>>37120659
Sharpie in pooper
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>>37120672
yeah deny the holocaust

tell her to remember the 16 million
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>>37120661
She looks like she's about to bitch at me about something
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>>37120659
Ask to give her the ol lickeroo
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>>37120661
I would post mine but she actually has a large internet presence

>She used to be a quiet loner girl that had fun doing stupid stuff and going to arcades :(
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>>37120676
Oy vey is the 600 gorillion you anti semite
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>>37120688
i will never forget the 22 billion
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>>37120659
Your first step is to ask for a body shot.
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>>37120690
Yes the 75 billion must never be forgotten
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>>37120659
Tell her it's obvious she has fucked up teeth if every picture of her has a closed mouth smile.
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>>37120698
i will memorize all 9 trillion holocaust victim names and inscribe them in stone
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>>37120661
Why'd you two break it off
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>>37120715
>>37120698
>>37120690
>>37120688
>>37120676

Stop with this shit, the holocaust didn't happen
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>>37118249
Girl was messing with my gains. Gymbro talked some sense into me.
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>>37120715
Yes good goy


>>37120724
>Not getting the Joke
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>>37120659
>>37120692
Body shot request.
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>>37120741
>>37120724
sandy hook made me rethink my views on gun control, since then i've turned in my 3 pistols and 1 rifle and talked all my relatives into doing the same
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>>37117976
>meeting girls online

Lmao when will you autists learn? What's so hard about walking up to a bitch in real life? All the girls that do online dating are either washed up or crazy and nobody wants them except anti social autists.
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>>37118249
shoo shoo gains goblin
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>>37120733
Typical gymbro talk
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>>37118249
nice pasta
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>>37119228
>not box caring a bitch in 2016

How are you going to make it?
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>>37118283
Why do you still have this. You already ruined his chances weeks ago ya dick
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>>37118205
>Deliberate potato quality to negate the body acne that roiders acquire

Smart move anon, hope you slay.
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>>37118143
>not replying 'your cholesterol'
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First year of college and I've been crushing new pussy on a weekly basis. Finished finals and already got a girl telling me she'll be my fuckbuddy all summer since we're both working for some summer camp.

Text from some girl I met like 3 weeks ago. Her vagina is always extremely hot, shit feels like an oven on my dick. Took me a bit but I can honestly I've finally made it, life is so fucking good.

Thank you /fit/
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>>37120722

Short story: I have BPD

Long story: I lost my shit twice too many times
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>>37120799
how long have you been lifting
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>>37120683
yeah my right hand also got a large internet.
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>>37120809
Some of us still care about the people that loved us anon
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>>37120808
Will be two years in June. Noticed how easy it was for me to get girls by the first year though.
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>>37120596
This is actually the best post I've seen in a while. Upvoted and fucked subscribed.
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I haven't been here in 3 years just wanted to share some shit.
>used to work wage slave job, now actually going to university
>social sperg-out rate is down a lot
>actually on friendly terms with some people at school
>not afraid of looking at girls
>sober 5 months
>traveled to many european and asian countries
>130 C&J, 95 Snatch

Honestly I probably wouldn't have made any progress at all to becoming a normal member of society if it wasn't for this board. A lot of the people here might be losers but we're all losers trying to be better. Thank-you guys we're all gonna make it one day.
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>>37120661
>tfw no ayylium gf
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>>37119055
grats anon
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>girl from the gym messages me on facebook, wants to "do something together"
>meet up
>turns out she's 4 years older than me (27)
>looks 20 though
>thick womanlet
>dat waist to hip ratio

now we're just texting a bit.

I was pretty happy at first, but it kinda turned me off when she said she was 27.
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>>37121113
Why. Hit that shit
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>>37118831
Doesn't get dry humor, wtf man.
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>>37120788
i dont care i want to do it again.
problem?
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went from 235 lb kissless virgin to 170 lbs kissless virgin so I'm on my way I suppose

Recently made a Tinder and actually got some matches with a few attractive girls so even if I can't keep up a decent conversation with them (holy shit some of these girls have absolutely nothing to add to a conversation) it's nice to know that women can be attracted to me.
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I got Tinder for a couple of days and was really picky, only swiping girls who I found attractive and got 0 matches so deleted it.

Should I just admit defeat, reinstall it and swipe right on everyone and seriously lower my standards?

I don't want to die without ever touching a naked woman.
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>>37121218
U make pussy dry
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>>37118831
But she's ugly? 6/10 tops. Is this what my /fit bros go for?
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>>37119055
> noodle arms
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>>37121308
Of U havent gotten a naked woman then go for it. Other than that fuck tinder have some decency
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>>37119172
>smoke
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>>37118205
Stay away from my women shitskin.
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>>37118840

TRUUUUU
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>>37118501
More like Asian.
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>>37120733
gymbro knows best
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>>37118729
>3. My horse

abandon ship
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>>37118831

SMASH DAT MUH FUKIN NUT BUTTON
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>started from the bottom
>now Im in an open relationship with 6 women and have sex with at least 2 a day

Death by snusnu
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>>37121539
>tfw will never be a kif and get death by snusnu

why even try
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>tall white guy
>dating Jewish girl
>don't find her attractive
>want to explore Asians
>all over my campus

What do I have to do to get Asian girls fit? Many are straight from Korea or China.
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>>37121113
HIT YOU NIGGER
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>>37121571
> fucking chinks

literally the most vile creatures out there
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>>37121609
>>37121126
of course.
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>>37118205
>roiding for this
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>>37120799
>Hot vagina...
Breh, you've got the clap
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>>37118831
Her name looks like those files you save when you quickly smash your keyboard to name them
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>>37120733
Are you hanging around with actual niggers?
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>>37118283
> tfw that was me
feels bad guys
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>>37120661
shes pretty cute, family. I had a girl with tiny chin syndrome too, was so fucking adorable. Mine was latina tho, big eyes and everything tho
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>>37120710
I totally fell for this shit on tinder once

> meet cutie on tinder
> she's mirin
> hows she not single?
> all her pics have her smiling with her mouth closed
> dont think anything of it, still looks cute
> go on a date with her
> she smile
> mother of god
> looks like a horse kicked her in the face
> still made out with her
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>>37121756
every fucking white kid with access to the internet talks like this now.
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>>37118861
18-50 holy fucking dick batman wtf hahahaha
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>>37121781
kek I remember this. What ended up happening?
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>>37120496
>texting between sets

when's he gonna browse the 'ch0n then? Did you even think before typing that post breh? CMON
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>>37118061

>her
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>>37121850
We still ended up setting up a date

I blew her off cause I took a wrong turn and I would have been really late, and there wouldnt have been much time

figured it'd be more alpha to cancel on her than to admit I took a wrong turn

she ended up going back home for summer a couple weeks later

still on good terms, I'll probably set something up after I get back from basic training after summer

> tfw I could've smashed but I'm directionally retarded
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>>37118205
Why are you extremely tanned or just of a brown race?
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>>37121880
haha so no one called her about the thread?
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>>37121961
idk, I assume she got a lot of weird messages, but she never brought it up and kept texting me
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>>37121880
>figured it'd be more alpha to cancel on her than to admit I took a wrong turn
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>>37120456
>you hit her up while working out
>shes "just hanging out"
>she basically tells you to fuck off

your totally getting cucked by chad while at the gym yo
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>>37121571
Takl to them. Asians are normal people anon?
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>>37120456
If you were going to workout in the first place... why even bother text "wyd" like the faget you are?
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>>37120681
Kek. Some girls just have that crazy look aye.
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>>37118729
I've fallen for these types before, they're not worth it. You'll get bored with them real quick.
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>>37117976
Maybe I'm weird, but I would feel weird about a girl starting a convo with commenting on my muscles. But you are the one putting bathroom selfies on tinder, so you probably like it.
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>>37118831
Seems dece homie
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>>37118861
How do I get interested in data mining? Shit can't get much more boring than that.
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>>37121855
You are a huge faggot.
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>>37118205

TOURS OVER BOYO
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>>37118249

You fucked up, she has no respect for you and your time.
Break up and go no contact.
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>>37119131
Are you a dumbass? Most girls, including myself, love the upside down dorito!
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>>37120781
box caring?
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She messaged me first saying, "All of my neopets are dead" because in my bio I said im only here because I forgot my neopet password.

What should I say?
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>>37123053
show other pics. She seems awfully full of herself for someone average looking.
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>>37118907
Pics of girls?
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>>37123110
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>>37123132
>fat

unmatch asap
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>>37123053
>5'9
>that face

Don't bother mate, that one has a penis.
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>>37123132
administer the d
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>>37123167
>that one has a penis

What if she has a feminine penis?
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> TFW I can send this to literally anyone on tinder and 1/6 of them are down to meet up and bang that same night
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>>37123420

show pic of the chick
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>>37123420
Well what about the other 5? If I tried that I'd assume I'd just get swiftly unmatched.
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>>37123420
What's your pics looking like?
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>>37123132
Lmao this bitch has high standards for being fat af.
6'4 lmao. Like anyone that tall would choose her over millions of women who are more fit and more intelligent than her.
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>>37118154
Righteous yo, do you still work there?
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>>37123441

>>37123493
Roughly half just never respond. The other 2/6 either say no or get mad that I would ask them a question like that.

>>37123506
I'm pretty fit/aesthetic. First pic is me shirtless at the beach. I'm also a college athlete so the rest of my pics are just me playing sports.
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>>37123567
why do you clear their desc/names? It's not like they aren't there for random strangers to read.
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>>37123576

I've been fucking this girl every few weeks for the past few months. Nothing serious, but I feel like it would be a shitty thing to post her name/college/location alongside the story of how effortless it is to fuck her. Then again, I guess posting her pic to begin with opens it up for anyone who actually knows her.
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>>37123609
yes, plus anyone can see her details on tinder, even if they don't match
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>>37120659
>lurking through /pol/
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>>37120798
I had to laugh.
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feels good brehs
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>>37123696
>making it
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>>37123696
>not saying 'wii fit and zumba'
>repeating same 'joke' 3 times in a row

well seems like it worked just fine for you

Also, did they finally add the option to send pics on tinder?
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>>37123567
GIVE THE D
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>>37123722
you can send gifs but the photo sending feature is gone rip
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>>37123747
Was it a thing? I stopped using tinder when the only way to send photo was those gay 'moments', and then they removed it completely.
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>>37120456

>bae

kill yourself
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>>37118465
>hurrdurr if you dont kill babies someone else will
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>>37123722
>not saying wii fit and zumba
They have forgotten the old way, Sensei.
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>>37120596
Fucking kek. I remember this.
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>>37120757
No one besides retards is looking for an actual relationship via tinder. It ain't bad for a pump and dump and it's fun to just say rediculous shit to girls on the Internet
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>>37123053
>I have no chill
Fuck I'm glad I have a gf who isn't a retard. All these profiles with dumb fucking lingo gives me a headache
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>>37118283
Submit this to TFM just so I can laugh when they post a spiderman pic.
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