How many of you clapped during this scene?
>>37105284
Only thing I heard was your mum's ass cheeks clapping on ma dick.
>>37105284
Internally
I scoffed at such glorification of assistance exercises as chest flys and snuggled smugly into my seat atop a solid 9 inches of low bar squat/sumo deadlift ass
I was expecting his bicep to tear. Highly disappointed.
>>37105284
>Forearms not even once
>>37105284
Why are superhero movies all the fucking same. They're so boring and I don't understand why they keep making so much money
>>37105284
my funk show neil strength xDDDD
>>37105318
Norimes is the only answer
>>37105318
I've been flirting with this girl for a while and she wanted to watch this movie. Man she was so excited.
She spent the whole movie admiring every actor. Never again.
>>37105413
>not being jackeder than America Man
He has godly genes but c'mon how many scoops did you take today?
>>37105318
In Thailand they call them "stagnant water films"
>>37105434
Uh I was talking about the movie quality, guess I didn't make that clear.
>>37105481
yeah sounded like you took her to a muscle man movie and got jelly when she ogled the muscle mens and not you. If she was already hot and bothered by the hero's you shoulda been able to take her home anon.
>>37105543
Aah naah, what I mean by "never again" is that I got bored watching that movie, wouldn't go to another superheroes movie for a girl. Not again.
I like Chris Evans' physique desu
Meh, the only superhero movies that can be called great are the dark knight and watchmen
>>37105284
>girl I'm seeing has a huge crush on him
>im going to the gym so I don't fit through doors
>no anon just become like Chris evans
I actually gasped for air that my girlfriend thought I was turning gay.
But I've been gay for Cap since 2011.
>>37105316
this
my biceps tore theoretically as I watched and I cringed a bit
while miring too
Pretty good movie as far as capeshit goes recently, and I haven't been pleased with a lot of the recent stuff. Decent plot and scenes.
Also, the winter soldier filled out a henley well and reaffirmed my belief that henleys are the god-tier shirt of choice for muscular men looking to subtly show off their size without appearing a faggot in a tight shirt.
>>37107012
Captain America movies are always based
>>37105284
Of course senpai
didn't see the movie because superheroes are just a shit genre in my mind. What's he lifting?
>>37107060
He's on a helipad making sure a helicopter (right arm) doesn't take off with his gains
>>37107080
Thanks m8
You're a good guy
Why wouldn't he brace his legs against the ground and pull overhand, engaging his back and leg muscles, reducing the chance of injury?
>>37105284
i stood up, fists raised and yelled FUCK YEAH CAP
>>37105284
I loved this scene
>went to watch CWKino with gf
>this scene comes up
>mire cap's forearms, upper arms, and joocy mantitties (no homo)
>feel a pump going in my entire arm
>gf involuntarily fondles my evans-induced vascularity
I was immediately reminded of this 2bh
>>37105318
Because they're aimed at children. Not intellectuals such as ourselves
>>37105413
>She spent the whole movie admiring every actor.
You're fucking retarded
>OMG Chris Evans is so hot he's my crush
>WHAT NO WAY ME TOO
>>37107060
He's lifting Hillary's helicopter to make sure she doesn't escape & to make America great again
>>37107114
Because if he was heavy enough to have his legs touching the ground to begin with then he wouldn't need to be pulling with his arms. The thing is still lifting him up. He is just negating most of that my pulling horizontally
>>37107133
Hahaha do you have more, fellow reditor?
>>37107193
Now that you asked. I'll be sure to help fellow redditard!
>>37105290
REKT
E
K
T
>>37106985
> he wasn't gay for Cap during not another teen movie
>>37105284
>chick invites me to see this bullshit movie
>cap. American is so hot anon
>fuck
>>37105318
Go to bed dad
>>37107136
thought I was in /lit/ for a second
>>37105290
B O I
O
I
>>37105290
YES
>>37105284
I saw that scene and said to myself "I will not be happy until I reach that level" that shit was holy mmm
>>37105290
Fpbp
>>37105284
Whoever said that bicep curls weren't
>functional strength
>Not showing the lats doing all of the pulling
>>37107012
Yeah, they're great for looking good without looking like a douchebag.
>>37107664
who is this ejaculate immaculate?
I'm about to see this on Saturday, should I get a pump in beforehand?
>>37107992
You won't regret it
>>37105290
NO REGARD FOR HUMAN LIFE
>>37107992
Absoglutely m8, disregarding the Black Widow crap it's an all round juicy movie.
Shame there was no Hemsworth action though.
>>37107991
Actress. Her nudes leaked recently.
>>37107992
> yah, i wore a tight Cap shirt, caught mires from chicks standing right next to their dates.
>tfw not 2000ad - 400 and can't go Conan on them.
i said to my husband, he curled for the gurls, so autismal
>>37108035
Googled 'Actress"
>snake eyes
>>37108071
retraction. query acquired
>>37107992
When you see how much he's flexin in that movie, you're gonna wish you did some deads before you stepped up in that theater with a $15 box of popcorn
> clapping at movies
did you tip at the end too?
>>37105290
INDICT THIS FUCKER
>>37105290
but /fit/ is gay!
>>37105318
60 years of comics. All the previous ones sucked but CGI has gotten good enough to make capeshit.
>>37108123
> too scared and embarrassed to make noise at the movie
Shouted
>curls for the girls
>>37107133
>door is coming down on chest
>the motion in which he has to push the door up to save himself parallels that of a bench press
>no tris whatsoever
>no chest whatsoever
>no delts whatsoever
>only has big biceps
He's still gonna die
>>37105284
Is he natty?
>>37105304
More like snuggled 9 inches of dick into your deadlift ass
>>37105583
You're pretty shit at explaining things
>>37105284
>that abstract feel when your best friend looks like evans
n-no homo
I was wondering if this ĺevel of strength was achievable natty?
>>37109146
Even in movie canon he took super roids dumbass.
>>37105316
He did injure himself in this shot.
The helicopter is dangled in the air by an out of shot crane. Evans commented that it was too easy to pull the helicopter towards him when it was just hanging as dead weight and asked the crane driver to pull the heli away from during the take. Chris Evans still held his own against hydraulic controlled heavy machinery, but in the process pulled a muscle.
>>37105284
Steve pisses me off.
He's such a self-righteous cunt.
>capeshit
Went and saw it with my bf and literally fell asleep but I did catch this scene. He loves them all.
>>37107136
>ywn bicep curl a helicopter
Why do I even lift?
Damn, he is just fucking perfect. Goal body.
>>37110216
I know he is not natty. But he is fucking amazing, and looks so healthy, naturaly. Pure god.
Sheeeeeeet.
Im not gay, but...
>>37109779
Easy there, Tony
>>37109146
From the museum exhibition in CA:TWS
>>37105290
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>37105450
They're lucky to have running water in Thailand, maybe they should focus on that
>>37105284
I might have if I lived in Clapistan.
>>37105290
include me in the screencap for this apropos and very funny joke, reddit
>>37109748
Sounds fake. You can be Eddie Hall and you won't win with hydraulics.
>>37110763
Your citizens are escaping your "paradise" to live in Thailand, burger-san.
>>37105284
>switching from strong compound overhand grip with lats in play to a weak isolation underhand putting all the weight on the bi
baka
>>37110786
>escaping
We can freely travel the world, streetshitter. It's called vacation.
>>37110774
Captain America can though
>>37110820
Thailand is the new Asiatic tiger, mang.
>>37110831
America is the greatest nation on earth. It's been that way for 200 years. Nice to meet you. Come have a visit sometime, enjoy all the freedom and gorgeous lightskinned women.
>>37110719
Is that a yes?
Also what routine did Chris Evans do to let him bench press 2000 pounds? Pretty crazy
>>37110860
>not Norway
>>37110879
It's an absolute, definitive no. The character is superhuman.
Not a cuck or anything, but I found black panther's flexibility and suit inspirational. I should do more explosive exercises and stretches.
How do I achieve Vision mode?
>>37105290
OH SHIT ITS DAT BOI
>>37105290
Glorious
Serious question: would you rather have the physique of Spider-Man or Captain America?
Keep in mind that Spider-Man is much stronger and faster, but has the looks of a skinny teenager.
>>37111712
>Greek god
>Spindly little fuck
Answered ya own question
>>37111712
you're asking if we want the physique, not the super power. learn how to ask questions.
>>37111712
cap, but if i could have spideys powers, i wouldn't mind looking like dj squalls
also keep in mind spidey does grow up and get stronger, so i might change my answer to spidey
>>37105290
First post best post
>>37105290
absolutely barbaric
>>37111733
So I could be stronger than everybody in real life and look awesome, or WAY stronger than everybody in real life, and look like shit...
>>37106695
HEIGHT
I leaned over to my gf and whispered "see? This is why I do chest flys" and she busted out laughing
>>37111842
FACE
>>37111853
You guys sound like huge retards.
>>37111860
DOORFRAME
>>37105284
My clitoris was so hard that the it literally made the loudest clap as waves of juices crashed against it.
>>37105290
Fuckin holy moly
>>37105284
I mirin hard this scene
>>37105284
fucking curlbros
>>37111869
U sound like a barrel of fun
>>37105284
I kept visualizing a bicep tear so my stomach turned a little but I still though it was awesome.
>>37105413
This is what women do. But congrats on your first date you must feel like a big boy now
>>37107012
>>37107042
Movie was garbage. Superheros are a meme.
>>37108425
your dad's ass cheeks then
>>37105284
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkGtJ4rBKUU
he really held a helicopter though
>>37105290
Thanks man, I needed a laugh.
>>37105290
Jesus Christ man.
>>37112740
Why are they all so gay for each other?
I was mirin hard
My gf thinks im gay now
I didn't clapped but I did get an erection. No homo.
>>37111869
Why? For telling telling a joke?
>>37107121
*cringe*
>>37110719
>tfw Usain Bolt is faster than a super hero
>>37112987
I suspect they fucked up, and meant 100m, but wrote 100 yards.
>>37105284
>you will never lat pulldown 1 helicopter
>>37111853
sounds like fun anon. Hope you guys had a good time
>>37109779
>Sokovia Accords appeasing shitter spotted
Go blow Tony's robodick some more
>>37112987
can whitebois even compete? :^)
>scarlet witch was manipulated into being a terrorist because she's a dumbass
>gets off scott free
>bucky was completely brainwashed with trigger words and everything
>gets put on ice at the end of the movie
>>37113141
He put himself on ice by choice though, because he knew that another Zemo could come along and he wouldn't be able to do anything about it.
Explain your Scarlet Witch comment.
>>37105290
what happened 2 dat boy?
>>37105290
Get rekt
>>37105290
This vicious fucker needs to run for president.
>>37110238
>I know he is not natty. But he is fucking amazing, and looks so healthy, naturaly. Pure god.
>I know he is not natty
>looks so healthy, naturally
HE DOESN'T LOOK HEALTHY "NATURALLY"
anyone have a webm of this?
>>37107664
Who is this sweet, pure women.?
>>37114864
There's an official clip out, so it shouldn't be hard to make one.
>>37110794
>implying thats not the hypest part
my theater cheered at that
>>37111712
>but has the looks of a skinny teenager.
Maybe compared to Cap. I think Spidey's bulkier in the comics than Tobey was even.
>>37105284
>clapping at theaters
what are you, a nigger?
>>37105284
don't watch shit movies
>>37105290
Absolutely SAVAGE.
>>37107691
He did weighted chin-ups for his biceps.
>>37105318
The spectacle.
>>37105290
ANOTHER OP ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>37105290
911 I need the police cause I just witnessed a murder
>>37110764
10/10 would smoke weed with Asian Jesus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1opGfV5h6M
>>37111987
Underrated post
>>37110216
he probably is off roids on this picture, nothing crazy going on
>>37105318
Because some are good. The fuck is wrong with you?
>>37105290
WHY YOU GOTTA DO EM LIKE THAT
>>37113095
Considering Cap can casually outrun cars on the highway and maintain that speed for a while, yes.
>>37110879
>Be injected with super serum
>Your own willpower brings the best out of the serum and forces more extreme changes
>You are now forever jacked and juicy without ever having to train
>Train anyway
It's pretty obvious where that bench came from.
>>37117566
What about Black Panther? Isn't he even faster?
>>37112992
Even then he's only .2 seconds faster than Usain Bolt. Yet he can bench almost 3x the the bench world record
>>37117603
Spoiler territory.
The movie never gave any hints as to who was faster. All it showed was them running 80 down a highway. Cap stole a car to keep the cops off Bucky's tail and Panther hitched a ride on that car. Neither outran the other. I'm inclined to believe Cap is the better runner, but strictly speaking, it wasn't confirmed.
>>37117624
It is that much harder to train speed that it is to train strength.
An untrained person could probably double his or her powerlifting total in relatively short time, but you'll never see them cut their 60 m time in half.
>>37105290
>>37105318
just don't watch them faggot
>>37117648
at the top levels yes, it is really hard to train speed. For someone untrained or super novice getting faster is easier. Speed also has a large genetic component due to muscle fiber type distribution.
>>37105290
D E A D
E
A
D
>>37117791
I suppose there are also different levels of untrained.
>>37105290
Damn, Anon. You didn't have to kill him.
>>37105290
i came.
>>37105284
he was bigger in the first one
>>37105290
RUINATION
>>37105290
Thread Neutralized
>>37105290
DANG GRANDAD YOU DIN'T HAVE TO KILLIM.
>>37114885
>>37107991
Sasha Gray. Its an old french interview. Find it yourselves.
>>37110860
>200 years
>freedom
>intentionally lightskinned instead of "barely 60% white"
bait
>>37109748
There is no fucking way he held his own against it.
>>37107012
Civil war is the worst marvel movie
>>37105290
>>37105290
holy shit the same faggery is too much
>>37107664
Semon demon.
>>37121351
Thor and Iron Mane 2 say hello
>>37105290
Absolutely assblasted
>>37105290
>>37121351
Kys
>>37107664
I wish she did porn
>>37110794
desu i was thinking this during the scene so i couldnt enjoy it as much. still miring those joocy biceps though. what have you done to me /fit/?
you faggots best get back to >>>/co/
>>37105290
>>37105284
fuck this gay site for not even seeing samefagging
>>37107249
>liking him in NATM
To be honest, he was not quite as good looking compared to Cap version. He looked a whole lot more as Johnny Storm than Cap at the time of NATM.
Which one do you think is actually the strongest?
I'm talking actor, not character.
>>37115058
No he's basically ottermode with big chest and lats. Tobey's is too big for him, Andrew Garfield got the body right in the movies.
>>37114864
I got you.
>>37105284
Mentally. When he flips from and overhand grip to curl and then squeezes, it reinvigorated my desire to make it. Chris Evans was a fantastic choice for the captain. Truly inspirational.
>>37124275
;_;7
>>37108035
kek
I first thought that here comes the fanservice scene, then I laughed when he switched to underhand grip.
>>37106695
I started lifting 2 years ago to cosplay Cap. I met Chris Evans. I was disappointed and don't even want to lift anymore.
>>37105318
They're the new Rom-Coms, sex appeal, easy to write, and guaranteed to cater to a wide audience.
>>37105290
Jesus fucking Christ man. Brutal.
>>37107131
>kino
Shut up you idiot
>>37105290
In ebonics: NIGGA HAS NO CHILL MAO
>>37107227
I can't tell you how many people at my gym treat the lat pulldown machine like this.
I can't tell you the amount of people who actually use the lat pulldown machine, either.
>>37125154
Why, Anon?
>>37105318
>>37126280
they're more like the new western. westerns were as common as oxygen back in the day. and because so there were a select few legendary ones and the rest are utter trash. this will happen the same way with cape shit. im curious as to what happens 30-40 years down the line because there's some pretty great westerns being churned out. i hope cape shit eventually dies down so that something really good like a legitimate silver surfer movie that actually focuses on plot and emotion rather than action ontop of action and cgi. tom janes punisher and dark knight are probably my two favorites of recent memory. the old batmans are cool too. guardians of the galaxy, reddit memes aside, is also very entertaining but for different reasons. havent seen a lot of the new shit yet.
mfw the high cable bicep curls I do are for functional strength as well
>>37110794
This. I couldnt figure out why he would change to a weaker grip. It isnt like pulling the heli a couple of inches closer is what made it crash. I just imagined a person deadlifting with his bis, and tearing his muscle.
>>37123481
Caps is all padding. Thor had to stay ripped for the whole shoot, while cap only had to look ripped for a couple of shots. I find it hard to believe that thor got a pump before every single scene, and was show ready for the entire shooting, but cap prpbably got to prep for his.
>>37105318
batman v superman is actually a great movie and vastly better than any marvel production so far
>>37126921
LMAO1BOARD
>>37108481
>black
>>37110252
How do I get that butt crease?
No homo
>>37110719
>Skinny Steve
>>37124275
>Bucky mirin'
>>37129913
That little nod he gives himself while looking at his bicep made me kek in the theater. You can almost hear him going "Yeah!" in his head.
>>37105290
Oh me oh my.
>>37105284
WE NEED A CRASH CART IN THE BURN UNIT STAT! OP YOU WON'T DIE ON MY WATCH! NOT LIKE THIS! NOT AGAIN!
>>37129653
What a fucking joke of a statement. I actually liked BvS but it's in no way better than The Winter Soldier, Avengers 1 or Civil War. There are so many better Marvel movies, DC is way behind scrambling to play catch up
>>37130843
The best Marvel movie is actually the first Iron Man movie. It was also the best superhero movie of 2008.
>>37105284
> burgerclaps actually clap at movies
I thought it was a meme
>>37130920
While Iron Man 1 still holds up as a great movie, it most definitely isn't their best. That movie marked a turnaround for their franchise tho.
>>37131008
It didn't just mark a turnaround for the franchise, it literally saved the genre.
2006 gave us Superman Returns and X-Men 3: The Last Stand, while 2007 gave us Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer and Spider-Man 3.
All were absolute shit. Iron Man, and to a certain degree The Dark Knight and The Incredible Hulk, saved the superhero movie genre.
>>37131046
>as if it wasn't The Dark Knight mostly, then Iron Man
>>37131046
As a massive x-menfag growing up all the x-men movies are shit
> juggernaut is a mutant
>>37131046
>and to a certain degree, the dark knigth
If something saved capeshit was TDK, maybe Iron Man kickstarted the MCU, but look at the other super heros movies from the other studios, they all try to be grimm and realistic like Nolan movies
>>37131059
>>37131089
Iron Man gave the MCU a flying start, and the MCU as a whole is more relevant than all other superhero movies from 2008 onwards combined.
>>37131067
X-Men 2 was not awful, and First Class was surprisingly good.
>>37131108
Literally the only reason to watch them is if you're a millenial who is unfamiliar with x-men or, like me, you enjoy having your nerd rage roused
>>37115058
>as i kid i tougth that was ripped as fu
>>37124287
Likewise. It gave me a feeling similar to the one I got watching Man of Steel. My lack of discipline got in the way and now I lost 3 years and didn't make it, but I will try again.
>>37131046
I loved the OST from X-men 3, and that final battle scene was great. Poor Logan though ;_;
>>37131716
Reminder that magneto pulled the adamantium off his bones and he used bone claws for a while before becoming full feral
>>37105543
He wanted to imply that but not admit it
>>37108699
nah brah he's got it, he waits until it's almost crushing him so he can fully engage his guns' ROM
>>37105290
DESTROYED
>>37105290
IM SCHLEEP
>>37105290
Sweet Jesus.
I got jelly and it made me start lifting again.
Just saw the movie tonight.
>>37105316
I was too
th-thanks /fit/
>>37117648
You can double your run time in like a month from untrained.
I went from an 8:45 mile to a 10:13 2 mile in about a year.
I was running about 20 miles a week though at a serious pace.
Lifting too.
I need to do this again. I probably can't even run a mile anymore
Anyone know what Evan's training was while shooting Civil War?
>>37105290
MEGAKEK
>>37105284
These overly attractive people make me feel bad
Maybe it's because I'm a 22 year old virgin
>>37134113
The best gear money can buy + heavy lifting every day I assume
>>37105284
>those forearms
>>37111238
>Become-one-with-Infinity-Gem x F
>>37133779
That's endurance, not speed. You're never going to see progress like that on a 40 yard dash.
Also,
>double your run time
>>37105284
Do you actually fucking clap during a movie? Like a fucking retard?
>>37136645
>Like a fucking retard
rude tbqh
>>37105290
>(you)
>>37105290
>>37137175
>mfw I see that and instantly realize that this wheelchair qt wouldn't even let me help her over a step
