hey /fit/ how is WORKING OUT going
what about DIETING or other HEALTH AND FITNESS related things?
>sacred deer thread
>>37097579
Is the sacred deer telling the truth?
>>37097579
Should I do SS?
>>37097579
Should I quit my job?
>>37097579
Will I get to my final goal by integrating a shitload of body weight exercises in my routine?
>>37097579
Should I consume less calories?
>>37097718
thank you sacred deer
>>37097579
Should I go for a PR today?
I failed it last week.
>>37097716
Yes but...... But what? You're telling me I'll still be a faggot?
>>37097579
>>37097730
yes sacred deer
>>37097579
Will I have sex with her?
>>37097716
>>37097731
my sides
>>37097579
Should I start a slow bulk during the summer? And don't tell me I'm too fat
>>37097579
Should I kill my cunt dog?
>>37097880
Come on
She's really asking for it lately
Can I hit 5pl8 squat today?
>>37097579
Will she put out if I bother going to see her
>>37097905
damn, brutal
>>37097910
please sacred deer. I'm not wasting a tank of petrol if she won't suck my dick
>>37097930
dude come on
>>37097579
will I have the strength to make real progress if I stay off of drugs and eat better?
>>37097996
>>37097579
BUT WHAT, NIGGA
>>37097579
Will I make nice gains?
>>37098120
same question. rolling again
will i get 8 pack?
>>37097579
do i have FACE and FRAME ?
will i make some BIG GAINS?:
WILL I GET FUCKING LAID?
>>37097579
is she going to love me as much as Iove her someday?
>>37098187
well. time to dump her. Thanks sacred deer
>>37097579
Will I make ALL KINDS OF GAINS
>>37097579
Will she ever notice
Will I ever get my abs, sacred deer?
>>37098187
>7
never cunt
>>37097579
Will I ever be able to smoke weed again?
>>37097579
Do i need a home gym deeranon
>>37098802
Fucking god damnit! Fuck fuck FUCK! Sacred deer why?
>>37097579
Is 5'7 the manlet cut off?
>>37097579
Did I do the right thing?
>>37097579
Will I ever be able to take any form of thc?
>>37098485
Kek
>>37097579
will this next phase of life be awesome?
>>37098974
ok, I'll chill. let me rephrase: will I make cool new friends when I move?
>>37097579
Will I lose my v card this year?
>>37099001
Congrats, anon.
>>37097579
rdtfzgjhkl
>>37097579
Will I make it with a qt this year?
>>37097579
Should I hit up Ayesha?
>>37099042
i call bullshit
rerolling
>>37099060
and again
>>37097579
Will I pass FP in June?
>>37099067
fuck this shit
>>37097579
Will I ever have a bara bf?
>>37097579
will my new job and adult life be great?
>>37097579
Should I end this DYEL existence and get swole?
>>37099079
Will I make it with the qt that this beta wants?
should i start my cut at the end of this training cycle?
>>37097591
>>37097579
Is this unbeliever, who doubts the Deer, ever going to make it?
will i make it if i start now?
>>37099134
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Will Victoria and I be together?
>>37097579
should I leave my gf
>>37097579
jgvhbk
>>37099165
the deer has spoken
>>37099042
>>37099060
>>37099067
Perfect. Praise be to the Sacred Deer.
Will I ever make it?
>>37097579
Did I pass that modern physics final I just took?
Can I make it
Should I give up on my oneitis since she's become a typical hipster white girl?
>>37099353
>Doesn't matter
>>37097579
Will I find her soon?
will I make it?
IS EVERYTHING GOING TO SHIT
Will it end?
will cait fall in love with me, o sacred deer?
>>37100035
Didn't answer my question
Is there any hope?
>>37100072
Shit, I know not to take this seriously but it's kinda scary that every time I do this kind of things it has a negative outcome.
>Will she go on a date with me?
>>37100097
Well, thanks o sacred deer. :(
Will she contact me in the end of june?
>>37097579
Things are improving
Will I make it ?
>>37097579
But they could be better I guess
>>37097579
Does she like me?
>>37100129
I do believe number 9 should be edited to 5 in 100 to keep up with the memes
>>37099042
>>37099060
>>37099067
>>37099079
>>37099101
ultimate kekekek
Should I maximise my consumption of scoops for max gains?
>>37097579
Will I make it?
Will I hit be able to squat 3 plates by end of summer?
>>37097579
does my life have purpose?
>>37097579
Will I make it deer?
>>37097579
Im going to break out with her now, is that the right thing to do?
>>37097579
Is /fit/ gay?
>>37100403
Destined for bigger things.
>>37100672
he is lying look at this
>>37097579
Will I be able to win when five weeks is up?
>>37097579
Last time the sacred deer correctly predicted the end of my relationship. I'll go again.
Will we make it through the first year?
>>37097579
Should I break up with my gf, Sacred Deer?
>>37100714
I guess that's a yes. Or at least it means that if it ends within the first year I'll be the one to call it quits. Thanks, deer.
>>37097579
Will she get in touch?
>>37097579
will I remain a virgin forever?
>>37100775
REKT
start cutting though, there is still hope---
>>37097579
will college be awesome
>>37100789
im not fat tho, fuck you deer
>>37097579
am i gonna make it?
>>37100847
fuck, are you sure?
>>37097579
is it a total disaster?
>>37100859
that's good i have a 99/100 chance of making it
>>37100872
fucking hell deer make up your mind, am i gonna make it?
>>37100887
GOD DAMNIT this deer is bullshit im going to make it
>>37100869
thank u wise 1
are we all gonna make it?
>>37100920
rolling again cmon dude
>>37100941
u saved me from the deer's disfavor
Will it all go well?
>>37097716
>>37097731
Amazing.
>>37097741
Nice, enjoy.
>>37097725
Hilarious.
>>37097748
Congratulations.
>>37097888
You were the one asking for it, Anon. You'll have to do it now.
>>37097922
No.
>>37097982
There you go.
>>37098137
REKT.
>>37098139
Accurate. Better start roiding.
>>37098141
Congratulations.
>>37098162
Haha.
>>37098181
Nice, enjoy.
>>37098215
Looks like you should think about keeping her, as you're too fat to get another.
>>37098429
Accurate. Better get on creatine.
>>37098875
There you go.
>>37098808
It'll pay off.
>>37098908
Finally cleared that up.
>>37098949
Accurate. Good job, deer.
>>37098994
You don't doubt the Deer, Anon.
>>37099001
Keep clean and protected.
>>37099030
REKT.
>>37099042
>>37099060
>>37099067
>>37099079
>>37099101
Well, that turned out great. You keep delivering, Sacred Deer, we're honored to have you.
>>37099115
REKT.
>>37099229
Start roiding now.
>>37099258
Potential you have. Lift you must.
>>37100018
There you go.
>>37100381
Live with purpose.
>>37100661
Good Luck.
>>37099042
the deer said no to you like fucking 3 times. you're fucked homie, no qt for you this year
>>37097579
>hey /fit/ how is WORKING OUT going
It isn't.
>what about DIETING or other HEALTH AND FITNESS related things?
They aren't either.
I've got no willpower to make myself into the man I want to be. Should I just an hero?
>>37101103
those kind of posts are fucking cancer.
>>37100941
BASED
A
S
E
D
Gonna make it
>>37101129
1 in 100 what? 'Cmon deer, stop fucking around and give me an answer.
>>37097579
hello sacred deer. just wondering if i am still going to make it?
>>37101153
Damn your nihilist bullshit, deer. I know it doesn't matter, literally nothing matters in the grand scale of things since everything will eventually come to an end no matter what. But that's not what I'm talking about, deer. I gotta know about the situation right here, right now. Do I quit?
>>37101175
Oh fuck you deer, I know I'm too fat. I told you that in my first post. Just give me a concrete answer you fag. Should I just end it all?
>>37101137
Never.
I actually agree, no clue what made me do it, I just enjoyed the combinations of posts and responses given by the Sacred Deer. Apologies, I'll delete.
>>37101205
Oh fuck you, deer. You ain't no supermodel yourself.
>>37100018
FUCK YOU DEER I TOOK CARE OF IT ARE YOU FUCKING HAPPY NOW
>>37100661
Alright, I already did it and feel great about it. Thanks sacred deer.
>>37101232
WELL GOOD THING I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR HAPPINESS YOU SAD FUCKING CUNT
>>37097579
should i just do it?
>>37097579
reroll
Will my boobs shrink if I carry on with cardio?
>>37097579
Will I make it?
Will i get gf?
Should i shoot myself?
>>37101365
True, but will they be smaller if I'm not fat?
>>37101367
fuck
>>37101375
Kek
>>37097579
Will I make it?
Oi yo Sacred Deer, I'll let me destiny be chosen by thou. Should I ask her out on a date?
>>37097579
Should I ask her out this summer?
>>37097579
>>37101468
How can I thank thou Sacred Deer, putting me into this difficult situation. Should I just write hello to start out with me master?
>>37101520
>>37101468
Okay sacred master, I've now let you thaught about it twice.
>>37101516
Yes but should I do it at the end of it?
>>37101542
thought* I'm sorry master, I won't let the grammar hurt our relationship again.
>>37101567
Indeed, it will never hurt our relationship again, so should I just pick it up from where I left it?
>>37097579
Should I try smoking weed again?
>>37101562
At the start then?
>>37101590
>>37097579
Is it safe to start smoking weed again?
>>37101589
So, I should start out with a "Hi" or "Hello"?
>>37101602
Fuckin shit deer after we go white water rafting then?
>>37097579
Should I finally start doing more cardio?
>>37097579
will I get laid in summer?
>>37097579
Sacred deer, will hooking up with her be a mistake?
>>37101632
End of June then?
>>37101627
You told me to ask her out again, and the only way I can get to her is by messages, it would be creepy if I just turned up at her door. Should I write something to her Sacred Deer?
>>37101654
Thanks Deer, I'll chill.
>>37101666
Yes but after my trip?
>>37101667
Are you telling me to go meet her in person? But that's kind off a tough one, I don't know her work schedule, I know her address, but I can't show up in front of her door, that's too creepy.
>>37101679
Before the trip?
>>37097579
will I ever have sex?
>>37101693
Sacred Deer, you must've watched too many romantic movies. This ain't hollywood you bitch, this is the real world, people are afraid of each other - nobody accepts each other as they are.
Will I get mires soon?
>>37101704
Ok deer Im chillin out. So just asking her out in June is good right?
>>37101714
elaborate
>>37101716
You's a bitch ass deer, I'll just message her. I won't ever trust you again.
>>37101720
Will I get mires soon?
>>37097579
Is she the one?
>>37101723
Because she'll say yes regardless right?
>>37101733
YES I KNOW THAT IT WONT MATTER, WE AINT FRIENDS ANYMORE STUPID DEER. I HOPE SOMEONE RUNS YOU OVER ON SOME FUCKING FAST ASS LANE, SO U'LL DIE YOU BITCH.
>>37101744
Got it! Thanks
>>37101749
Well fuck you too deer Im gonna ask her out and possibly ruin our friendship. Sound good to you you jerk?
>>37101762
Fine, goodbye Deer, have a good life.
>>37101775
Harsh bro. Last time will she say yes?
Will i do as well in my fitness as i have in my career
>>37097579
Will i make good money this summer?
Will I have an epic trip and workout with my gymbros?
>>37101897
Fuck, will i atleast make gains at all?
>>37097579
Will i find love ?
>>37101922
Phuckkkk
>>37101927
And so it is
Do I have a chance at her?
Will my friend break up with his girlfriend in the near future?
>>37102000
Okay then, so will they, or nah?
>>37102012
Good for him :)
>>37097579
Sacred deer, should I talk to her? Also should I throw myself into my training?
>>37097579
Was Rich Piana right about slapping Genova?
>>37102090
As requested.
Why was my thread deleted, Sacred Deer? It was as fitness-related as this one.
>>37097579
Am I getting lazy?
>>37103038
At least you agree. Thanks. Fucking mods.
>>37097579
Will I be able to make my ex jealous within the next two months?
>>37103150
I want to know just how much petty revenge I can expect, pls based deer.
>>37097579
Will I find the one
>>37103176
By 'but' you mean something bad?
Sacred Deer,
Does she like me?
Is she going to message me back?
Should I message her?
Does this make me look desperate?
If you answer yes, does that apply to all these questions?
Please answer, "Yes" mystic deer
You'd better answer yes mythological deer.
I'm fucking watching you, you little shit.
>>37103193
Will I meet her before 20
Sacred dear, I know you must get asked this a lot but I need answer
was there something between us, did she find me attractive?
>>37103196
You better not be playing with me, magic deer.
I will fucking find you.
Comp tomorrow
>>37097591
Should I do GOMAD
>>37103242
What the fuck did you just fucking say to me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>37097579
Should I finish my entire Chem chapter, read, and go to the gym before my double tomorrow?
>>37097579
Well I get down to 10% BF by August?
Is there a chance?
The answer is not for long, right?
>>37097579
two questions at once (first question 7th digit, second question last digit)
Will he ever let me
should i lift tonight?
>>37103365
I figured. Why is this fucking deer picture so accurate?
>>37097579
Will i get a gf?
>>37097579
Will I get qt gf?
>>37097579
>>37103463
I guess you're right,will I ever make it then?
Really?
>>37100907
Rekt
Will I meet her?
Will I ever squat more than I bench?
Was she ignoring me
Will I be able to find a fair maiden who will date me by the end of this year?
Will I ever find happiness as a manlet?
>>37104346
W-will she leave me for chad?
>>37104355
And if I lose weight?
>>37104370
Yes?
>>37104359
THEN WHAT IS IT, DEER GOD? Will she end up being a trap?
>>37104383
It doesnt matter if I lose weight, ill always be a manlet?
>>37097579
Does he feel the same way I do?
>>37104405
Are you saying ill never lose weight?
>>37104407
Will he ever feel that way about me?
>>37097579
will I make it?
>>37104425
Will i be happy as a forever fat manlet
>>37104452
Should i kill myself?
>>37104442
>>37104452
BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT
>>37104468
kek, tough shit son
>>37097579
will i fuck that cute grill from spanish class?
>>37104468
Thanks dad, will we ever learn?
>>37104483
well it does matter to me, as i would like to fuck her. so, again, will i get to pound that ass?
>>37104509
Will I end up fucking the girl from anon's spanish class?
>>37097579
will i finnaly get laid at 22, oh sacred deer?
>>37104522
wew fuck off lad, called dibs on her already
mine/10
>>37097579
am i gonna get swole deer?
>>37097579
will we talk in a one on one situation this year? and does she like me?
Will I have nice insertions?
>>37097579
will I get a qt bf?
no homo tho.
>>37097579
Will I get into university?
>>37097579
will i figure out what to do with my life soon?
>>37097579
Will tomorrow be a good day for me?
>>37104660
Rolling
>>37104673
I suppose so.
>>37097579
will i cut and find a GF this year?
Am I gonna make it?
Will I achieve viking mode over the summer?
will I be with her?
>>37104717
what about her, with the red hair
Sacred deer, should I keep cutting through the whole summer or should I just maintain?
Do I have the HEIGHT, FACE AND FRAME to not become a gymcel?
>>37104752
Do I have the FACE AND HEIGHT?
>>37104766
But I am just over the Manlet cutoff?
will i overcome my anxiety and graduate?
>>37104780
re roll
