Is there a bigger workout motivation than this?
>>37093665
>drinking a carbonated beverage
Holy shit what a disgrace, 0/10 would never bang
>>37093665
Honestly I get more motivated looking at a jacked dude
>>37093665
Yes, the Lord.
>>37093682
yeah men's bodies are much more interesting than women's 2 be H
>>37093665
No bigger tits.
>skinnyfat dyel womanlet
horrible taste
>>37093702
I have an old ass comic with the original ad. Funny thing is, the dialogue isn't even that different.
>>37093708
>>37093735
>muh dick
m-more pls
>>37093735
Bigger
>>37093746
>>37093766
At least double that.
>>37093665
Do you mean pussy in general or that specific girl? If the latter, then yes, and her name is Angie.
>>37093735
>>37093766
Holy fuck how much of a Chad do I need to be to obtain this and lock it down?
>>37093818
she's not that cute i don't like her face but i can tell she's from california and is entitled as fuck so good luck desu
>>37093735
I don't even have a tummy fetish but I'd lick that tummy
>>37093818
at least a 5 on the Chad scale
>>37093818
I barely started lifting and at the moment I totally could
Just don't be ugly faggot.
>>37093665
That's what got me in the gym, OP.
>Join 2 year masters program to shuttle you into medical school
>Immediately make friends with the hottest girl there
>Hangs out with me most days
>Go out to lunch one day with her and a couple of other girls
>"There's not a single hot guy in the program."
>They all look at me
>Burst out laughing
>Cuts me deep
>Fuck em
>Still hang out occasionally, but not very often now
>Find a gym bro in the program
>Workout 4-5 a week now
>Spend next 1.5 years getting swole
>Hide my power level
>Reveal day comes after our finals in May
>Celebrate at apartment complex's pool
>Managed to gain 20lbs, sit at 10% bf
>Jaw on the floor
>We all get hammered later that night
>"Anon, can you take me home?"
>"No, I don't think so, but thanks."
>She's never been turned down
>Worth everything to see the look on her face
>>37094024
>>Join 2 year masters program to shuttle you into medical school
Smart and fit
Noice anon
>"Anon, can you take me home?"
Breh did you find someone hotter? Someone with nigger tits? If not then lame move desu or at least get her later.
>>37094137
>Nigger tits
Thin hair and what looks like dimple piercings. No thanks
>>37094182
Shit nigger
Bigger*
Nobody want's those monkeys.
>>37093818
>lock it down
Nobody can guarantee loyalty from a girl without going full shariah.
>>37094251
>without going full shariah.
Hmmm
I feel a little bad for the Genocide that is about to happen to Muslims sometimes
Then I remind myself most of them are Black.
>>37093665
Yes.
>>37094360
/pol/ please go and stay go.
>>37093735
hawt damn she looks like she's a lot of fun. i have a loyal qtp2t girlfriend, but my raising testosterone levels make be want to get down with the thiccness
My children. I have two daughters, both under 4 years old.
I want their father not to be a weakling.
>>37094547
>WHAT'S UP EVERYONE
>>37095197
>thiccness
How is she thick? She's thin but got huge funbags.
>tfw ugly
>can't see myself with a qt
What's the point, /fit/?
>>37094954
believe it or not there are a lot of people who don't browse pol but hate musliims mostly because they're despicable pieces of shit
>>37095314
time to hop on trappy's routine and become the qt yourself senpai
be the inner twink you've always wanted to be
>>37093665
I'm not attracted to these kind of white girls for some reason.
>>37093721
post it
>>37095850
But Muslims =/= Black like the other anon was just implying towards.
>>37093665
My waifu is my motivator.
>>37094137
yes yes, nigger tits, yes
>looking at women for motivation
I look at guys, if you can look like this guy you can get any female in the world
>>37093665
For cosplay cuties of course
>>37093665
This
>>37096225
H I G H T E S T
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>>37095900
Topkek
Ugly
Stinky
Stupid
More likely to commit crimes than any other race
Can't make a proper civilization from a sole monkey population.
Not to mention they feel entitled to reparations and if you think Blacks are ugly they call you racist.
Yeah ....... no thanks anon.
>>37095850
Hatred doesn't equal holocaust.
I thought women love Arabs according to /pol/. Is it just a ruse?
>>37096172
>no back
>Option A: Workout
>Option B: Alcoholism
Legit probably my biggest reason.
The original is a lot funnier. Don't know why the shitty shop is posted all the time.
I saw it in i think the very first Spidey comic.
>>37094547
literally the biggest motivation
bigger by the day
>>37096048
Do it for her.
>>37096584
holy shit.
>>37095314
>>37095314
THIS
what do?
>Doing it for disgusting 3Ds
>>37093678
What's wrong with carbonated water?
>>37096805
It's probably not your waifu anyway but I prefer Marseille.
Who else watched hotties on instagram between sets to get that test boost and get pumped up for the next set thinking you'll get one of these one day if you keep it up?
>>37096913
You make them sound like some sort of product. I'm kinda a sexiest too but that's a little bit too much even for me.
>>37096913
That's pretty retarded dude.
>>37097042
You're just a fucking cuckold waiting to happen bud.
>>37097117
I'm not getting cucked and when that ever happens I'll dump her in an instant.
>>37094024
lol you're still a fuckin pussy
>>37093665
>slutty trashy teeny twat
>motivation
kys my man
>>37097042
they make themselves look like a product, showing off their young, tight bodies like they're just that, a product you pick from store shelf... pump n' dump is easily my favourite sport :^)
>>37094024
You can't put a price on personal satisfaction, man, but yeah, I was hooking up with a girl in nursing school towards the end.
>>37096805
Poor girl is forced to eat even though she's already stuffed
>>37096913
I watch hotties on instagram to get that boost of pure frustration when I realize I'll never be one of them
Hatred is the strongest motivation
>>37097260
Shit, I meant to reply to this one, >>37094137 .
>>37093665
Yes.
>>37093665
>Is there a bigger workout motivation than this?
yes. why would i lift for a disgusting woman? if you lift for anything other than your health or getting strong, you need to rethink your life
>>37095314
>wanting to be with a woman
>>37096913
i think about the next set while i'm between sets
>>37093665
>falling for the getting fit gets you girls meme
if you are an autistic retard who can't talk to women you won't get any from being fit
bunch of low test faggots in this thread
>>37093665
This doesn't motivate me. She'd fuck me regardless of whether I make any more gains.
>>37096805
>milk with pizza
not gunna make it
>not working out, as Socrates said, in order to see what your body is capable of
>not doing SS + SwtG
plebs. Who else /fit/lit/ here?
>>37097451
this, even though i'm not swole in the slightest, i've definitely gotten more attention from girls after losing weight and getting a little ab action. 404 confidence not found
>>37097451
At least a ripped autistic fag better than fat/skelly autistic fag.
And it gives you confident too
fat chicks never motivated anyone
>>37097593
Sup.
>>37093665
Does anyone get boost from bros instead of hos? Hos make me lose strength.
>>37097593
More like /fit/clit/ ya fucking candy ass
>>37093665
>lifting for girls
>>37096637
have noone read his IG?
hes gonna loose 70lb the next year
SMALLER BY THE DAY
Idk what is more pathetic
making a slice of shitty pizza with a glass of milk for a romantic dinner, or doing it with a pillow
>>37093665
call me afaggot if you want, but I preffer my girls with dicks
>>37093665
>Plank with tits
>Best motivation
lol
>>37101164
>Niggers
>Motivation
Pick one.
>>37093665
Sure
>>37096805
My weeabro
>>37095248
godspeed anon
>>37097275
Post tits
>>37097270
underrated
>>37101376
Kill yourself.
>>37093665
Yeah pic related
>>37096485
Why not both?
>>37101490
It's weird. I don't find this sexually attractive, just cute.
Get some white girl lolita reject from /cgl/ who looks autistic as fuck and I go wild though.
Is it a life long of low self esteem all built up?
>>37096584
How did he make money from giving this away?
>>37093665
Not having a heartattack at a young age:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXYJ2hEHjfc
>>37093855
lol okay bud
>>37096371
/pol/ says women love everyone other than themselves and who they are talking to. The board is filled with people with perpetually sad, miserable emotions which can be briefly interrupted only by the false sense of victory achieved by convincing other people the world is way worse than it is. You can feel free to disregard any and every claim made by that board.
>>37101215
Found the triggered /pol/tard. Enjoy son.
>>37093683
>show me the whey
11/10
>>37097270
>was the socially awkward chubby kid in school that was always picked on
>get fed up with the bullying
>started lifting weights when i turned 17
>started hitting it hard when i turned 20
>by 22 had my routine and pattern set
>by 25 had my body in better shape both physically and aesthetically than most every other guy around
>am now a socially awkward adult who was obsessed with fitness rather than video games
if i had to do it all over again i would just watch my weight and not even bother working out
>>37104812
does she have a carrot in her vagina?
>>37094024
Never "hang out" with girls if you're the only man. They're fucking mean even if you're attractive, that's just what groups of girls do. At least when men are mean it's just bants between bros, but the girls do it just to hurt you.
>>37094360
Most Muslims are southeast Asian you uneducated moron.
>>37104759
ummm... k
>>37104639
They...they are not that hot.
>>37104759
If her tits were bigger then she'd be perfection.
>>37096913
https://plus.google.com/+NancySelfieQueen1
>SelfieQueen
into the trash it goes
>>37104898
This, oh my god this.
I had a single female friend first semester. We were (I thought) super close. Bitch was like a sister to me. Then she makes some female friends at the beginning of semester 2. Cue the catty bullshit, backstabbing and general herd mentality.
Female friends are not worth it.
>>37093766
>>37093818
>>37093840
her name is pia muehlenbeck, I want to school with her and her sister here in australia. She's fucking dumb as a brick, has fake tits, eats buckets of clen and charges 200$ for "diet plans". Not to mention she has a dedicated guy photo shopping all her social media.
Literally the epitome of an instagram whore, I wouldn't mind kidnapping her and using her skin as a suit and mask.
>>37104959
>Nigger
>Perfection
Lel I guess all Blacks care about is an ass
That is probably why they look like monkeys.
>>37105061
>google her
>she's from Sydney
Well, that explains it. Worst city in Australia by a wide margin.
>>37105062
what am i looking at? albino black people?
>>37105563
Yep.
>>37105563
>Black
>People
Pick one.
>>37104856
you might need to check your eyes
>>37093665
I'm a kissless virgin who has never even had a girlfriend. It goes without saying girls are not my motivation.
>>37104856
I saw that too kek
>>37096805
>not even your waifu wants to eat with you
How's that feel?
>>37096172
>auschwitz calves
no thanks.
>>37097042
>Man motivating himself by imagining himself as working, day in and day out, to IMPRESS the women he's ogling and win their affection
>You make them sound like some sort of product
This is why feminism is a joke when spoiled Western whores do it.
>>37093665
OP, you are dumb.
>>37105796
>MRW
>>37103679
Dunno bro i think cute asian girls are the reason i do anything. Too bad i am too emotionless for any of them too stay with me for a long time
>Tfw i am pretty content with qt gf and the cute bentos they
> but suck ass at showing excitment or any other expression
Hard for me to show sadness too
>at least beer never gets tired of me
>>37105062
Wow, you sure changed my opinion on attractive women by posting albino Africans, good job.
Oh wait, never mind, I'm not a faggot so I still like pretty girls. Sorry.
>>37096913
now I'm gunna start doing this
>>37093665
>>37101164
>>37104759
godlike, more plz
>>37093782
Jordan Carver
>>37096584
Did you know that company's still going? Last year they ran those ads in comic books again.
>>37096913
If you want a slut so bad just get a hooker. I don't get why everyone here fawns over these dim witted attention whores
>>37105061
She used her looks to leverage herself into a position where she makes money by hanging around being hot.
Sounds like you are just mad tbqh senpai
>>37093702
Skinny kid looks like Joseph Gordon-Levitt
>>37104759
Looks good when you leave out the monkey face.
>>37104856
nigga what? its an orange wall
>>37107976
lol
>>37093665
>women
>caring about muh muscles
top lol
Women want security and survivability from you. Not "LOOK MA, MUH GAINZ!"
>>37093665
My greatest motivation is simply to bring the most out of myself
>>37105061
Says here shes a Law Grad, are you mad because she accomplished more than you?
>>37108212
A law graduate doesn't have 1.2m instagram followers and posts bikini pictures every day.
>>37108212
>law grad
>22 y/o girl
pick one and drink a bottle of draino
>>37107851
Too bad they are fake
Will do though, thx anon,
>>37107697
>>37107697
>Nigger still completely focused on the ass and doesn't care if you spend more than 13 seconds looking at her face it looks like a tall shaved monkey.
>>37108212
Getting through uni is nothing to be proud of, you don't need to be intelligent in the slightest. It says grad not employed.
>>37093683
>show me the whey
kekked
9/11
>>37093740
lrn2reverseSearch
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernadette_Sz%C5%91cs
https://www.instagram.com/szocsbernadettecynthia
>>37093683
Jesus been hitting dat dere celltech.
>>37109411
>/pol/ shitposter is desperately furious that people disagree with him
>>37108212
she probably studied half a semester of agricultural law in ancient rome
>>37108212
>law grad
>not lawyer
>>37107785
>>37108212
>law grad means you're intelligent
fucking lmao
>>37097275
cant tell if london or mutant
>yesterday
>17 year old version of pic related walks in wearing tight tight shorts (compression shorts or whatever, basically underwear)
>low bar squats ass to grass right in front of me
>ass perfectly round, juicy
Almost died brehs, I wasn't ready
>>37108409
>>37108745
>>37109447
>>37109481
>>37110104
Lots of jealous gymcels
>>37104856
cant unsee
>>37104759
/pol/ack here, ignore stormfags
white supremacy is just simple racial pride. it's an ideology that encourages mutual respect between races, like good sportsmanship, but always considering your team #1. talking shit about other races to try to make yourself feel better is just a shameful disservice to yourself and your race. the most "politically incorrect" thing about it is that it's a worldview that lends itself to separatism, but only because of how democratic republic representation works -- no one wants their culture to be controlled by an opposing one.
it's easy to spot the insecure lanklets. they're just yearning for something to identify with to compensate for the fact that they've got zero character of their own. racial pride is about responsibility to your ancestors and your legacy, and respecting their effort and sacrifices. these stormfags just see it as a way to stroke their egos. fuck them.
that said, until this election cycle is over, stay away from /pol/ because it's just paid shill central.
i lift to make my ancestors proud, and make myself a good role model for my children. racial pride is a powerful thing.
>>37093665
she looks like shit but i would allow her to hand job me onto her mouth
>>37104759
>>37104759
>>37104812
>liking inverted nipples.
Disgusting mutant tits.
>>37094024
>thinking self-cuckery is an accomplishment
You are retarded. The proper thing to do would have been to hatefuck her into next week.
You could have had a hot bitch on your dick for who knows how long. Enjoy your pride faggot.
>tfw not even women motivate you anymore
>>37097451
one also needs something to talk about. lifting gives the chance too brag about lifting results
>>37109480
Why would anyone care what a nigger thinks?
